Chapter 13 A half-day tour of the palace
Hearing the White Lotus machine gun spitting out the classics of the star master, Yu Fan felt like he was in a paradise movie theater, but fortunately, the other party was not that bucktooth girl! "Ahem, cough..." After coughing twice to resolve this temporary embarrassment, Yu Fan turned around and secretly stimulated the tear ducts! At this time, the White Lotus, who was holding pork offal noodles, felt that she had hurt the fragile heart of the dog emperor who had been pampered since childhood, and her mouth was soft when she ate others, and she didn't pant when she sprayed others! White Lotus, who felt embarrassed, wanted to get up and comfort Yu Fan, but unexpectedly, before she could speak, Yu Fan, who had a tear flash function, suddenly turned around.
"It's been more than 20 years, I've been waiting for more than 20 years, but fortunately I'm finally waiting for you, but fortunately I didn't give up! Happiness doesn't come easily! I couldn't hold back my own tears! Do you know, except for you, no one has ever said such a thing to the heir, the insult with a little appreciation, the fact with a little illusion, the rude with a little stirring words lingered in the ears of the heir, duangduang constantly, the body and mind of the heir, as hot as falling into the spicy hot, deep and unable to extricate himself! Come on, say a few more words, and make the storm speak more violently! eon! go! doit! don'tbeshy! ”
The White Lotus looked at Yu Fan in front of her with straight eyes, motionless, the pig's large intestine on the side of the bowl was still exuding heat, but the White Lotus did not move, she was digesting everything that happened today, and she was asking in her heart whether she had stolen the two rock sugar gourds in the bowl of the blind beggar in her previous life to make this dog emperor punish herself like this in this life!
"Hey, are you full, you're going to wash the dishes when you're full, don't be stunned", after seeing that the white lotus didn't show any affection for herself, Yu Fan didn't entertain himself anymore, or went back to the study to sleep in the study after washing the dishes for two hours.
"Hey, what, hey! I don't call it Hey, I call it White Lotus! The White Lotus was pulled back to reality by Yu Fan's words.
"Oh, Lotus, have you eaten enough..."
"What a lotus flower! Only my mother can call me Lotus! ”
"Uh... That..." Yu Fan suddenly realized that the girl's face was really a June day, and it would change when she said it.
"You call me Little Lotus Root!"
"Poof! ~~~" Yu Fan almost didn't vomit out the food he had eaten in the twenty-first century!
"It seems that I haven't gotten used to the title customs of the Qing Dynasty yet", Yu Fan comforted himself.
"Little lotus root... Forget it, although the little lotus root is very good, but I don't think this name is in line with your temperament, how about calling you Xiaolian?"
"Okay, whatever you want, then what I call you, don't expect me to call you Your Majesty, Emperor or something, and I won't directly call you Ai Xinjue Luo Yanyan", although White Lotus felt that Xiaolian was not good, but since the emperor had given her name, she was still very happy in her heart.
"You call me Yu Fan, I gave myself a Han name, just call Yu Fan"
"Yu Fan, well, I remember" Although the White Lotus was a little surprised that the Dog Emperor actually chose a Han name for himself behind his back, but in order not to let the Dog Emperor get embarrassed, he still behaved more smoothly.
Sure enough, Yu Fan was not surprised at all when he saw the White Lotus, but he was a little disappointed in his heart.
"Alright, let's pack up and go back to rest!"
Although it was said that the two of them cleaned up together, it was Yu Fan who did it in the end, because the white lotus sat on the ground and fell asleep directly! After cleaning up and checking that there was nothing wrong, Yu Fan carried the White Lotus back to the study, put her on the couch, covered her with a dragon robe, and then walked to the desk to remove all the things and slept on the desk!
"Yu Fan, hurry up, the matter has been revealed, we have been discovered, and you have also been found to be a fake Jiaqing Emperor! Now Qianlong is coming here with a master of Ouchi, let's run quickly! ”
"Huh?! , No, run, run, run, run, why can't I run?! Move your body! Xiaolian, help me, I can't move! ”
"Humph! Your Majesty, Oh! No, you are not the Emperor of Jiaqing, you should die! "He Shen picked up a handful of dogheads and was going to cut off Yu Fan's head!
"Don't, don't, don't ·····"
"Poof!"
"Oops!"
I saw Yu Fan depressedly rubbing his slightly protruding forehead that had been injured by falling off the desk, and smiled bitterly.
"It turned out to be a dream!"
The white lotus on the couch on the side was also woken up by Yu Fan's exclamation of falling off the desk, opened her confused eyes, saw Yu Fan, and stood up and stretched after pinching her arm to make sure that this was the real world.
"Hey, Yu Fan, bring water to this girl, this girl needs to wash up!"
"Uh... It's only been a day, and this... This woman is revealing her true colors?! Hearing the call of the White Lotus, Yu Fan began to be a little confused, and after thinking about it, Gu Zi shook his head and smiled bitterly, and also stood up and stretched.
“ok! Then I'll give you some water."
"What, what do you mean?" White Lotus obviously didn't understand the emperor's mantra, but it wasn't surprising, because she thought that the sentence should be the language of the Manchus.
"OK, that's a good meaning, Sanskrit comes from, if you don't understand it, learn it..." Yu Fan got up again.
"It doesn't matter if you are Sanskrit or Manchu, it is good to bring water to this girl!" White Lotus is not subject to Yu Fan's set, now she just wants to send Xiaoqing after washing, after being caught by He Shen yesterday, Xiao Qing has been exposed, although He Shen does not know Xiao Qing's true identity, but it is better to take her away.
"Uhh On the way, he encountered a burst of unclear eyes, and Yu Fan had no choice but to say, "I think that if you want to cultivate yourself and govern the country and level the world, you must first practice it, and you are too, if you can do it yourself, don't ask others to do it, do you hear!" When both the eunuch and the maid heard this, they quickly knelt down and shouted long live.
After washing, White Lotus asked Yu Fan, who was rubbing his teeth with his fingers instead of a toothbrush, "How do you want to take me out of the palace?" I also want Xiaoqing to go out with me, the more dangerous it will be if we stay in the palace for one more day, so you'd better get things done as soon as possible, so as not to have too many dreams at night! ”
"Hmm..." Yu Fan, whose mouth was gagged with his fingers, motioned for White Lotus to wait for a while.
After a while, Yu Fan said to the White Lotus: "You don't have to worry about this, the people of Sishan have their own clever plans, and then you just need to cooperate with me to act!" Anyway, at least before tonight, I can take you and Xiaoqing out of the palace, now I have to make some preparations first, you hide behind the screen first, don't come out if you don't call you, by the way, what is the name of the palace maid named Xiaoqing in the palace?"
"Little Lotus Root..." What?! You repeat! ”
"Little lotus root! He is a eunuch, not a palace maid, you and He Shen have guessed wrong."
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After the white lotus hid behind the screen, Yu Fan straightened his clothes
"Someone's coming!" After a sound, a maid came in.
"See Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live! I don't know what Your Majesty commands."
"Uh... The heir didn't have enough rest last night, and his energy was not good, and now he feels a little dizzy, but he doesn't have to pass on the imperial doctor, he can self-recuperate, you send someone to report to my father and the emperor that I am unwell and can't go to court today, and tell the heir's concubine that no one will be seen this morning, so she doesn't have to come here to say goodbye, and the heir will go to him in the afternoon, and finally, call me to bring pine nuts! ”
"Wow! The minions obey the order, long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
Half an hour later, the guard Songzi rushed to Yu Fan's study.
"See Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live! I don't know what Your Majesty is looking for a minion? Matsuko asked, kneeling.
"Matsuko, do you think the heir can fully believe you? Are you faithful to your heir? ”
Songzi was terrified in his heart, thinking that the emperor was going to kill himself, so he hurriedly said
"The minions' loyalty to His Majesty can be seen by the sun and the moon! Loyal to the Qing Dynasty, never double-minded! ”
"I don't want you to be loyal to the Qing Dynasty, but I want you to be loyal to the heir, can you do it!"
Hearing this, Songzi was obviously stunned for a moment, and then understood that this was the emperor coming to him to be his confidant, and it would not be long before he would be promoted and raised his salary to become the commander of the guards and serve as the commander of the three armies to marry Diao Chan to the pinnacle of life! It's a little exciting to think about it now! Songzi instantly figured out his life plan, and immediately snorted at Yu Fan three times.
"The minion will be loyal to His Majesty alone! As long as it is His Majesty's order, the slaves will not obey everything, and they will not hesitate to go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire!
"Okay, the heir feels your loyalty, now you do one thing for the heir, you go to a eunuch named Xiao Lotus Zi, take him out of the palace secretly, remember, don't let anyone find out, if someone finds out or even arrests, you know what to do!"
"Your Majesty, if the slave is caught, he will definitely kill the little lotus root immediately and then commit suicide..." Matsuko replied loudly.
"Wrong! Big mistake, your life is also very important to the heir, if someone finds out or even is arrested, you say that it is the heir who asked you to take the little lotus root out of the palace to buy some ingredients for your own use, understand! ”
When Songzi heard that the emperor actually said that his life was very important, he almost took a knife and dug out his heart to show his loyalty!
"Wow! The minions will definitely complete the task, please rest assured, Your Majesty! ”
"Alright, wait for your good news, you can step down!"
"Wow! The slave retires, long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
"Whew", after arranging all this, after finding that there was nothing missing, Yu Fan exhaled deeply, thinking, no matter what you do, no matter what you do, no matter how proud you are and how grand your plan is, you need to do the little things in front of you! Otherwise, everything will be a pipe dream!
"Come out!" , Yu Fan called out the white lotus behind the screen.
"The heir has promised you to take Xiaoqing out of the palace, now it's all left to take you out of the palace, before taking you out of the palace, do you want to ask you to do something?"
"What's the matter?" , Knowing that he could leave this palace today, White Lotus originally thought that she would be very happy, but she didn't want to be a little lonely in her heart, what was the reason? She didn't know either.
"Are you familiar with the palace, do you want you to take the heir around the palace for a half-day tour?"
"I do..." White Lotus didn't hear what Yu Fan said at all, she didn't know why she blurted out like this, all she heard was that she was able to travel around the palace with Yu Fan!
"Uh·····" Yu Fan saw that the White Lotus's answer seemed to be a little refreshing, and he was at a loss, in fact, his original intention was to let the White Lotus lead him to familiarize himself with the road of the palace, because he belonged to an outsider, and he only knew how to get to the Qianqing Palace on the road to the palace, and it was difficult to move an inch in other places, since the White Lotus could enter the palace to assassinate, she must be familiar with the roads in the palace, I thought she would refuse, but I didn't expect to answer so refreshingly!
"Thank you, we're here waiting for news from Matsuko, waiting for us to ·····"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! You're not feeling well there?! Do you need a concubine to call the imperial doctor? Before Yu Fan finished speaking, the Hitara clan appeared again!