Chapter 12: The Emperor's Supper

The Hitara clan didn't know what Yu Fan was embarrassed in her heart at this time, because she didn't know that the person in front of her was not the real Jiaqing Emperor! In the eyes of the Hitara clan, Yu Fan's expression was obviously deliberately pretended to refuse and welcome!

"It wasn't him who took the initiative every time before, how could he be so procrastinating tonight? Does Your Majesty want to take the initiative all the way?"

Thinking of this, the Hitara clan looked like this, and then after untying his coat, one hand began to unbutton the coat of Yu Fan's shirt one by one, and the other slowly stroked Yu Fan's body from top to bottom, making Yu Fan's whole body feel a spasm continuously, and when Hitara's hand was about to stretch down, Yu Fan grabbed Hitara's hand violently, provoking Hitara's muttering, thinking that the emperor likes to be rough tonight!

"If this continues, the White Lotus hiding behind the screen will definitely enjoy a live action scene for free tonight! No, I'm going to resist! I Yufan can't perform a live ** in front of other people's women! I Yufan can't be forcibly fed the forbidden fruit by this royal sister at such a young age! ”

Thinking of this, Yu Fan suddenly remembered the plot of a movie called "Sunshine Treasure Box": Liu Bei found that Guan Yufan was reading green books, and said No wonder you always blush and have a thick neck, it turns out that you read green books every day! Suddenly I had a plan!

"Aifei, Aifei, don't be in a hurry, I want to tell you something, Aifei, you get down from the heir first."

Yu Fan let go of Hitara's hand, gently picked her up, walked to the desk and put her on the table! The Hitara clan looked at Yu Fan in astonishment, could it be that His Majesty wants to ······ me on this desk?!

Obviously, the Hitara clan misunderstood what Yu Fan meant, and Yu Fan just wanted to stay away from the white lotus behind the screen, so that she wouldn't hear what he was about to say.

After letting go of the Hitara clan, Yu Fan leaned into her ear.

"Ai Fei, actually, in fact, I don't want to tell Ai Fei one thing tonight, didn't I rest in this study for an afternoon in the afternoon, when I was resting in this study, I found that there was a pirated book called "Guan Shengdi Blushing and Thick Neck" under the desk, Hei was very surprised, and thought, it is really unforgivable that there are pirated books in the study of the Holy Monarch of the Heir Hall!"

"I opened the title page to see the name of the original owner of this book, but I didn't expect it to be full of illustrations of fish and water!"

"Ai Concubine, you also know that the heir is a man, upright back then, so it is difficult to resist the temptation, the more the heir looks, the more he finds that he is trapped in Yu Shen, and he can't extricate himself, and the heir, the heir, in the end, he actually blasphemed himself! And three times out"

"Huh?!"

"Your Majesty, you?! Self-desecration? Three out of the box?! ”

The Hitara clan actually said it loudly, and the white lotus behind the screen didn't react for a while when she heard the word self-blasphemy, and after careful consideration, she was really blushing and her neck was thick!

"Well, concubine, now you know why the heir can't stay with you, the heir has already vented in the afternoon, and now the father and the emperor and Heshen have joined forces to exert pressure on the heir, day after day, so the heir is already exhausted and overwhelmed!"

"Alas, Ai Concubine, I'm sorry for you"

"Wow, I actually made up such a reason, I admire myself too much! This is shooting at himself," Yu Fan laughed happily in his heart.

"Your Majesty, it's not your fault, it's just that we live in this emperor's house, and we can't help ourselves, often if we are not careful, we will fall into a state of no return! Your Majesty, the original intention of the concubine is just to relieve the pressure for your majesty, since your majesty can handle it by yourself, then the concubine will go back to rest first, your majesty, you have to stay up too late, although it is now the fourth watch, but you can rest on this couch for a while, the concubine is leaving"

The Hitara clan changed his flag outfit as he spoke, and finally said a few words to Yu Fan and walked out of the study step by step.

"Whew... Survive the danger! ”

Yu Fan exhaled deeply, and he didn't expect that the White Lotus, who was still hiding behind the screen, was gritting his teeth in disgust for the filthy words he had just said!

"Come out, the concubine is gone, what are you still doing inside, waiting for supper?!" Yu Fan called out to the white lotus inside the screen.

"Oh... Oh·· Oh, I'm coming out."

Although White Lotus felt that Yu Fan was very annoying in her heart, her answer was hesitant, because she suddenly felt that Emperor Jiaqing in front of her was actually a poor person.

"Goo·· Goo·· Coo, a few cooing made White Lotus's face even redder, and it was really embarrassing to be said by the dog emperor in front of him.

"Hehe, I was told by the heir, too, the people of Dali Temple tortured you badly enough, and you must have eaten overnight gluttony, and then the heir took you back to the palace overnight, and you haven't eaten anything along the way, you must be hungry! Well, I'll take you to the kitchen and cook something delicious for you! After finishing speaking, without waiting for the White Lotus to react, he directly took the White Lotus's hand and walked out of the study with a happy heart.

Although the food and drink in the palace are all arranged by the imperial dining room, it is rare to say which dormitory has its own small kitchen, but this afternoon when Yu Fan wandered around in order to familiarize himself with this Yuqing Palace, he found that this Yuqing Palace still has its own small stove. It turned out that this Emperor Jiaqing had long been tired of the food in the imperial dining room, and he ate too much chicken and ate the taste of chicken butt, so he arranged a small room and built a small stove by himself.

At the fourth watch, the palace maids and maids were all resting, but for the sake of safety, Yu Fan pulled the white lotus around like two kittens, and slipped away to the small stove room.

"Whew! , It's finally here, being an emperor of Jiaqing is like being a thief! Yu Fan couldn't help but laugh at himself when he saw this situation.

After entering the small stove room, the white lotus shook off Yu Fan's hand, how many times has she held someone's hand today!

Yu Fan waved his hand at the white lotus, indicating that this is a person in the rivers and lakes who can't help himself!

"Don't mind, this small stove room is indeed a little deserted, the ingredients are insufficient, now looking at the situation, I can only cook some pork offal noodles for you, you wait a while, it will be fine immediately"

After finishing speaking, Yu Fan directly rolled up his sleeves and scooped up the water to wash the vegetables, and made a fire to wash the pot...

White Lotus looked at Yu Fan with wide eyes, thinking to herself, she should have been killed by Heshen in Dali Temple, and now she should be a ghost, otherwise how could she cook supper with this stupid emperor!

Every action of Yu Fan is so neat, so neat, so neat, so well organized in the eyes of White Lotus, and it is not far from a professional chef! White Lotus touched her forehead, pinched her arm, and sat down on the ground after making sure that she was a big living person, her eyes were blank, and she still didn't believe what happened today!

After about half a pillar of incense, Yu Fan finally cooked the pork offal noodles.

"Come on, come on, give you a taste of the pig offal noodle craft that has been passed down by the heir family for 80 generations! You are guaranteed to be full of praise and eat without leaving a bone! ”

White Lotus wordlessly took the pig noodles that Yu Fan gave her, she was already immune to this Jiaqing Emperor, and she could accept no matter how strange her words and deeds were!

After the White Lotus finished the whole bowl of pork offal noodles in one go, she looked at Jiaqing Huang with wide eyes, her face full of disbelief! Yu Fan was obviously stunned when he saw the white lotus's expressions of surprise, incomprehension, disgust, anger, understanding, hesitation, and hundreds of other psychology intermingling, and then heard her speak:

"I haven't picked a turnip, I have too many tendons, and I failed!"

"The pork skin was cooked too badly, I didn't bite the head, and I failed!"

"Pig blood is rotten and sparse, and it will be scattered as soon as it is clamped, and it will fail in failure!"

"The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a piece of, are you mistaken?!" After finishing speaking, the white lotus raised her head and threw Yu Fan an exclusive charming white eye!

"Wow, don't call me White Lotus, you changed your name to Stephen Zhou!" Yu Fan sweated wildly in his heart!