Chapter 64: The hat is to be stolen
Zhang Liao picked up Jiang Bangyan, walked out of the grove quickly, and stuffed it into the old lady's arms as soon as possible: "Old lady, fortunately, the old lady is fine!" As soon as he was halfway through his words, he was interrupted by an angry roar from Master Dong: "Don't pull me, I have to kill that rebel!" When he turned his head to look, he saw that Li Ru and Niu Pu had also rushed to Fengyi Pavilion at some point, and they were pulling Dong Zhuo there to persuade each other.
Dong Zhuo's ability, Zhang Liao is not very clear, but Lu Bu's ability, he has a lot in his heart: 'That's it, let them have to turn ten more corners!' Not to mention that Dong Zhuo went by himself. ’
Seeing that the two of them couldn't stop pulling Dong Zhuo, Zhang Liao rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up to help, but the old lady opened her mouth with a tiger face: "What did the old lady do in the grove!" ”
When Zhang Liao heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat, and his mouth was stammering. was wandering, but saw the old lady frowning and walking towards Diao Chan: "Say, what good things have you done with the old lady?" ”
When Diao Chan heard this, he was shocked. In her opinion, flickering and fooling Dong Da Fat, that is a woman deceiving a man, and she can do it by crying casually; But if a woman deceives a woman, and a small woman deceives an old woman, it is not generally difficult.
What's more, at the age of the old lady, it is not easy to climb the rope, saying that he forcibly wants to follow himself, and others will not believe it? peeked at the old lady and saw that the other party's fingers were blue, and knew that this matter was not trivial today.
In a hurry, he had an idea, and with a sad howl, he threw himself forward, and hugged the old lady's legs: "If it weren't for the old lady's timely arrival, Diao Chan would have rested!" Hearing this, not only the old lady was taken aback, but even Dong Zhuo, who was scolding angrily, stopped struggling and stretched his neck over.
Compared with Dong Zhuo, the old lady obviously has a stronger resistance to the words of the beauty, and immediately came to her senses after being shocked, she looked at Jiang Bangyan in her arms, and squinted at Diao Chan: "How do you say this?" ”
Diao Chan hurriedly raised his head and stretched out his hand to point in the direction of the mansion gate: "That Lu Bu wants to do something wrong, the slave family is weak and can't resist it, and he is about to be killed, but fortunately, the old lady suddenly crawled out and scared the guy away with his eyes." ”
Since beating the old lady to judge Diao Chan, Jiang Bangyan's heart has been unstable, and when he heard that she was going to pull herself into the water, he was in a hurry to be broken, but he felt that he really needed a valid reason for appearing in that place.
After thinking about it, no matter how I explained it, there was no benefit for the hero to save the beauty, so I simply pouted and arched my mouth to the old lady: "What do you say about love, don't open your mouth." I secretly praised in my heart: "This girl really doesn't cover it, and she can think of it." ’
was proud, but suddenly the old lady shouted in his ears: "Nonsense, the old lady has never crawled, everyone in the house knows it, how dare you bully me like this!" Say, what the hell are you doing in the grove? ”
Speaking of which, Jiang Bangyan just didn't want to get involved and couldn't stay out of it, he fell down hard, expressing his intention to go down, and winked at the old lady with both eyes.
The old lady was stunned for a moment, but then she understood: "This is something to say!" He quickly bent down and put him on the ground.
Jiang Bangyan was anxious to show his innocence, as soon as he landed on the ground, he crawled around with his hands and feet, and in the blink of an eye, he circled around everyone twice, sat on the ground, put on a great appearance, and looked at the sky with his mouth pursed.
Seeing this, Diao Chan knew that this was Jiang Bangyan who wanted to save himself, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at him as if he had been reasonable: "Old lady, look, how good is the old lady climbing?" ”
The old lady scratched the back of her head in confusion, and then looked at Zhang Liao, who was also standing on the spot: "Why did you suddenly know how to pinch it?" ”
When Zhang Liao saw the old lady asking himself, he muttered secretly in his heart: "If you don't know, you will be found out about grinding foreign workers, and everyone is in a bad temper today, and one of them will be punished if they are unlucky." Ignore your conscience and nod your head: "The old lady messes everyone away every day just to practice climbing here." ”
"I see!" The old lady nodded thoughtfully, slowly walked to Jiang Bangyan's side, bent down to hug him: "Master, there are too many children who can't climb, and no one laughs at you, why do you have to work so hard!" He touched Jiang Bangyan's knee distressedly: "Look at it, look at it, it's all worn out." ”
When Diao Chan heard this, he knew that the old lady believed it, so he hurriedly rushed to the front on his knees, and cried in a low voice with tears in his eyes: "This is all to save me!" Boom! ”
Jiang Bang saw that Diao Chan was under his legs, and he was overjoyed in his heart, dragging the old lady's neck and falling down. The old lady only thought that he was going to help Diao Chan, and involuntarily leaned forward, Jiang Bangyan hooked the old lady's neck with one hand, and with the other hand he leaned down, grabbed Diao Chan's hat, and pulled it up hard, but the hat didn't move, and pulled it again, but it didn't move!
The old lady saw her daughter-in-law's hat, but she was really not jealous, but she felt a little puzzled, seeing the pain of Diao Chan being pulled inexplicably, but she didn't dare to speak out, she couldn't bear it in her heart, and slapped Jiang Bangyan's buttocks, not without disgust: "Master, what do you want a woman's hair for?" Then he broke Jiang Bangyan's little hand, straightened his chest and straightened his waist: "That's what women use to tie their hair, and if you remove the curtain, your hair will fall apart." ”
Seeing the treasure in his hand became a bubble again, Jiang Bang's eyes were in a hurry, and he arched his body a few times, and his hand stubbornly stretched out.
The old lady knew what he was going to do, so naturally she wouldn't let him succeed again, so she pulled back provocatively and glanced at Dong Zhuo: "Don't make trouble, master!" It's not over there. ”
glanced at the old lady's eyes, but saw Dong Zhuo and Li Ru muttering there, knowing that it was Li Ru who was persuading Dong Zhuo to give Diao Chan to Lu Bu, he rolled his eyes in disdain and plunged into the old lady's arms.
As soon as she glanced at Jiang Bangyan's movements, the old lady knew that her husband didn't want to deal with her, shook her head and smiled bitterly, hugged Jiang Bangyan and walked back.
Although Jiang Bangyan couldn't get Diao Chan's scarf, he didn't gain nothing, at least he understood: 'That thing is tied to his hair, and he can't pull it down!' If you want to steal during the day, there is no way to drop! The action is to be put on the night drops! ’
In the dead of night, Jiang Bangyan spent countless lips and tongues, and finally persuaded Xi Shi to tear, took the risk of carrying him out of the house, and touched the door of Diao Chan's bedroom. was about to enter the door, but heard two figures standing under the candlelight, hid to the side and secretly listened, but it was Dong Da Fat who was discussing with Diao Chan inside, and asked Diao Chan to go and Lu Bu.
is the same as the historical record, as soon as Diao Chan heard this, she cried, made trouble, and hanged herself, forcing Dong Zhuo to sue her again and again for mercy, and finally coaxed her down: "Baby, don't cry, I'll tell Li Ru tomorrow, let me die that heart?" No, I'll go now! ”
Xi Shi heard that he was going to come out, and hurriedly flashed to the back of the pillar, and heard a 'clang' door, Dong Zhuo gritted his back molars and rushed out of the bedroom.