Chapter 44: Divination I

When everyone saw that this person was obviously in a high position, he didn't have any shelf in life and work, and he took the initiative to invite everyone to drink tea and eat melon seeds, and they had a good impression of him in their hearts, and the atmosphere in the venue gradually became active.

Qian Dingzhang seized the opportunity and nodded slightly to Chen Bui and the others to say hello. Then he said, "Everyone is happy today, the kid will also roll the sprouts (look at the direction of the wind), and it is the Spring Festival, such as Zhizhen's description, Yun's real estate, and the meeting in the nunnery, this kind of crying and crying excerpt will not be sung." At the beginning of the new year, everyone should be happy and laughing. "Jade Dragonfly" is a familiar book, and everyone is an old listener who recites it, so let's talk about a paragraph of "Divination" today. Xiaoqing, do you know? Leng Buding came out with another gimmick, first saying that the old listeners could recite it, and immediately asked He Ruoxi if he would be happy, making it clear that he would be happy with her. The audience was also happy to see him molesting the little girl in various ways, and the audience laughed.

He Ruoxi glanced at him hatefully and said, "Familiar than strange!" (Say hello to everyone, you have been chasing books for more than half a month, and you should have accepted the style of this book, so I consider that I will gradually increase the use of Su Bai in the text in the future, such as replacing "you" with "ε€·" from now on, if you feel that you can't adapt to it, please leave a message in the comment area.) If there are more people, I'll change it back. οΌ‰

The plot characters of "Divination" are simple, the head of the family, Jin Guisheng, ran to the nunnery to get together with the nun Zhizhen, and the main wife, Grandma Jin (the age in the play is a young woman, but that's what the old law is called) was in a hurry, so she had no choice but to find a fortune teller to ask for divination.

The part of Qian Dingzhang's important performance today is that Wu Blind has not eaten for two days because of bad luck and business snubbing, so he tried his best to stutter. On the one hand, he wants to maintain his image as a master, and he can't just open his mouth to eat, so he can only knock on the side and ask others to get snacks to fill his belly. And the rest of the people were teasing the blind man or couldn't hear his voice, so all kinds of jokes arose.

Qian Dingzhang smiled, "It's good today, this little ghost girl is really going to play the role of a girl." He Ruoxi was in the audience against Qian Dingzhang is sharp teeth and pressed him, but when he arrived on the stage, the situation suddenly reversed, Qian Dingzhang said that the gimmick, playing and singing skills are above her, and the artist's score is very simple, whoever is powerful in his hand will listen to whomever he is, so when he saw Qian Dingzhang on the stage, He Ruoxi was already three points shorter in his heart. Moreover, Qian Dingzhang is two years older than her after all, and he has two more years of performance experience, and his control of the stage atmosphere is also above her. The most important thing is that Qian Dingzhang is a time-traveler from later generations, with a belly of all kinds of fresh jokes and related skills. At the beginning of the performance on the stage, it is no wonder that He Ruoxi can't stand it. can't stand it, the little girl has the idea of losing the battle and not losing people, and glared at him fiercely a few times to take revenge. Qian Dingzhang rolled his eyes and said that I didn't see it, and he was angry, itching the roots of He Ruoxi's hateful teeth.

Lu Zuixian shook her head in the audience when she listened, "My girl, I have been spoiled by me since I was a child, saying that she didn't listen to anything, and now she finally meets the bones."

Qian Xunzhi leaned back in the chair and chuckled, "This kid, why is he so flamboyant, and he stepped down to teach him a good lesson." ”

"That's a small amount of money, on stage, you can eat like this, unlike you, you are all serious on and off the stage" Lu Zuixian covered his mouth and smiled.

Qian Xunzhi touched his nose and didn't know what to say for a while.

I saw that Qian Dingzhang rolled his eyes up on the stage, his black eyes were completely gone, revealing the whites of his eyes, and with his trembling movements, he escaped from a blind man. He Ruoxi secretly applauded in her heart when she saw it, her sister Lu Zuixian is also good at playing the role of a blind person, Qian Dingzhang's young age is already similar to Lu Zuixian in terms of imitation, how can this not surprise her?

Qian Dingzhang's right hand flicked on the three strings, and a string of "Ding Dong" preludes passed, and everyone thought he was going to sing, and suddenly the audience was quiet and waiting to listen. He smiled and put the strings down, and his eyes returned to their normal state, "Ladies and gentlemen, say hello, I will explain a few words to the little ghost girl, okay?" I haven't read a book off the field, I'm afraid she won't be able to bear it" After speaking, he looked at He Ruoxi with thief eyes. This is almost demolished, and if you dare to say this in normal times, the latter will have to pick up the pipa and smash it up.

But on this occasion today, starting from the double file of Qian He and the two in the afternoon, He Ruoxi was teased by Qian Dingzhang in various ways, but she didn't have to fight back, except for gouging out her eyes, she was stomping her feet angrily. So the audience is also used to this kind of character setting: a cute beautiful girl with wisdom and a little less intelligence, or Sherlock Holmes and Watson who play words.

At the moment, He Ruoxi can't do anything about it, he has been holding his breath in his heart and is ready to "confront" Qian Dingzhang on stage at any time, but the gimmick of the guy opposite is insidious and sudden, and he has already jumped to the next paragraph when he reacts. "There is always a chance to clean up for you," He Ruoxi suppressed his anger and thought silently in his heart. But he was still very cooperative, leaned over and said, "Can't bear it?" Today is just to give you a face, if you have something to say, let it go! "It's not like I'm only beaten and can't fight back.

Qian Dingzhang smiled thief, lowered his throat and said, "I'm blind, the other characters are all yours, you have to add some gimmicks, I thought about it, how can you do this。。。。。 ”

When He Ruoxi heard this, he laughed first. It is taboo for actors to laugh on stage, but when everyone accepts the character, it has become a lever to enliven the atmosphere, and the audience is also muttering, "I guess there is a new gimmick, otherwise how could the little girl laugh like this?" ”

"Jin Guisheng since the fifth day of the first month of March and Jin Da Niang scolded each other, angrily went out, this is four months, Jin Da Niang is scared at home, his own man has been out for half a year, no news at all. The so-called sick and rushed to the doctor, in desperation, let his subordinates, the big housekeeper Wang Ting go to Shantang Street to find a famous fortune teller blind man in Suzhou, nicknamed Wu Tiekou, the name Wu Zongxian" (I know that this name is quite a play, but I have no way to call it this name when it is handed down, of course, considering the background of the time when the book was written, it is more likely to be called Wu Zongxian to take the meaning of Guangzong Yaozu Illustrious Court, but I just want to use Wu Zongxian. οΌ‰

"Fortune telling is the same as telling our storytelling, where is it? It's all open rice, hollow rice, open rice is easy to understand, it's called hollow rice? That is to say, if you don't do it for a day or if your business is not good, you will be hungry, and you will look pretty on the outside, but the inside is empty and you have no savings. In the past few days, Wu Blind has gone back to luck, his business is light, the rice bowl at home is empty, and he is unhappy with the little attendant servant. You have to ask, how can a blind man be so poor that he still has a servant? At that time, Mr. Wu's business was prosperous, and he saw that the little guy was pitiful, and he thought that he had no one to take care of his daily life, so he simply took him home, and he always had something to eat. ”