Chapter 45: Divination (Part II)
Immediately, Qian Dingzhang's tone and voice changed, from the peaceful narration just now to the role state, the nasal voice was aggravated, the speed of speech increased, and the voice was slightly raised, and his eyes rolled up, this is the role of Wu Zongxian, "Come to Wang, Come to Wang?" ”
"Oh, yes, sir, you call me," He Ruoxi also replied with a tired look.
The drama of "Asking Divination" is simple, but it really takes a lot of thought to perform, in the past, when Lu Zuixian and He Ruoxi were fighting, He Ruoxi played the role of a blind man, and Lu Zuixian gave her a hand in turn. On the one hand, it is to improve the ability of the little ghost (ju) girl to speak, on the other hand, it is also because the difficulty of starting in this is more than getting started, according to the plot to advance Wu Blind after receiving the invitation of Wang Ting, the head of the Jin Mansion, from his own home to the Jin family's eight immortal halls to teach fortune telling, in the middle of the little maid to Wang, the head of Wang Ting, the porter Zhou Rui, the maid Zhou Rui's wife Zhou sister-in-law, the little girl lotus, the personal maid Shen Meixiang and the Jin lady herself have a dialogue and interaction, these seven roles have to start from the beginning. The first three are okay, a naughty boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, a loyal old man in his early 60s, a slick porter in his early sixties, a slick porter in his playing years, a different age of personality, a little recognizable role, and a slight change in his voice can be imitated separately.
Among the last four, Zhou Rui's wife, Lotus, Shen Meixiang, the age and identity are almost the same, and the audience can only distinguish it by the actor's mouth, which is a big test of the artist's artistic skills, that is, Lu Zuixian and other big roles will carefully study and even sing regardless of identity, in order to distinguish the roles. He Ruoxi is under the influence of her sister, although she has a little lack of experience in Taiwan, her basic background is not bad at all.
Her response made everyone in the audience nod frequently, "I can't see it, little ghost girl, although it's a bit of a gimmick, but the kung fu is solid."
"I understand, I also want to see who is right, you go and try it, and ensure that she is bloody, that is, the little white face next to the table has the ability to take her in. Don't say it, don't say it, listen to the book, listen to the book. ”
Qian Dingzhang also secretly applauded in his heart, and the basic skills were in place, which could invisibly reduce a lot of burden. "Laiwang, Laiwang, where is lunch?"
"Ah, you want to eat lunch?"
"If you want to die, how can people not eat Chinese food, go and serve it"
"I can't eat rice, only some porridge and soup left from last night, but it's cold, Ah Yao?"
"How can you eat it cold, are you hot on the stove?"
"There's no firewood, oops, I remember, when I was cooking porridge yesterday, I split a mahogany stool, and there are a few pieces left, so let's burn it." He Ruoxi looked crooked, and said that the light smile under the table gradually rose. This is an old book and a familiar book, the last sentence is said on stage, and the next sentence can be picked up by the audience, and what you see is the artist's interpretation.
"Hey, just two pieces of wood, how do you burn the hot stove? , let me look for it again, hey, there are two pieces of hardwood, and there is firewood (pan)" He Ruoxi's words made the audience concentrate.
There is no such sentence in the old book, it is obviously a newly added foreshadowing.
Lao Wu, the porridge is here."
"Hey, you nasty ghost, I called me Wu Xianggong when I was rich, and I was called Mr. Wu when my business was a little worse, and I started calling me Lao Wu these days, and I was an urn nose talking in a loud voice, and people outside seemed to be called old centipedes!" A new little gimmick came out, and the audience burst into laughter as expected.
"It's really good for the old centipede, and there are seven charming spider spirits living in the Pansi Cave, what do I have here? Hey, there's still a green snake."
"Boom" The audience burst into laughter.
He Ruoxi was also out of the way, and glared at him obliquely, "Hey, figure it out, it's "Jade Dragonfly" now, not "The Legend of the White Snake", how can this gimmick linger!" “
Qian Dingzhang was happy that "the little girl has grown and has begun to drill". didn't answer him at the moment and continued to enter the book, "Oops." , Laiwang, you just said that only a few pieces of broken wood are not enough to burn, how can it be enough this time?"
He Ruoxi deliberately sniffled, "Hey, it wasn't enough just now, and then I looked for it, and I looked for it at home, and I really found it." ”
"Ah" Qian Dingzhang pretended to be discolored, "I'm going to die, I can still find firewood in this house, I couldn't sleep the night before yesterday, why, I heard that the mice moved overnight, the clear soup and water in the room, and the mice couldn't stay in a hole, and said that if I left, let the cockroaches here." How can I still find firewood? If you can find it earlier, you won't have to split the stool and start the fire. Come to Wang, where can you find this firewood?"
"Ah, I found it on the shelf on the wall of the West Wing, two pretty large hardwood boards."
"West Wing, Shelf" Qian Dingzhang was in a state of hard thinking, and the audience was also very interested in this new gimmick, and he waited silently to reveal the mystery.
"Oops" Qian Dingzhang shouted, "I'm going to die, I'm going to do evil, this is my father's and mother's tablet!" ”
"Hahahahahaha
On the stage, Qian Dingzhang looked sad, "Daddy and Mom can't live with them, they want to die, the tablet is on fire... After a pause, his expression relaxed again, "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I want to say, your second elder demolished the filth and raised me to be a blind man, I am resentful, but I can't help it, today's matter, everyone will settle it." Don't be angry, I won't complain."
This time, even the cousin who ran to the hall to pour water hurriedly put the copper cho in his hand on the ground, and squatted on the spot and laughed wildly.
"Bring this tablet porridge here, the rice has to be eaten after all, Daddy and Mom can't help it."
He Ruoxi made a gesture of serving the plate, and Qian Dingzhang took it and made a few eating movements. He also said, "Hey, the clear soup is porridge, but in fact, a few grains of rice are cooking soup." Hey, lie to your belly. Come to Wang, come to Wang, bring the washing water, always be refreshing before doing business"
He Ruoxi should say, "Old Wu, okay, you wash it"
Qian Dingzhang put his hands flat on the bookcase to wash his face with a towel, and suddenly, all his movements stopped, and his mouth began to scold, "Lai Wang, Lai Wang, you little ghost is not happy (not kind, unlucky)" This is a gimmick that he suddenly remembered, the source of which was a joke recorded by listening to Mr. Jiang Yuequan's "Divination" in his previous life.
This was not only the audience listeners, but He Ruoxi next to her was also surprised, and she was a little panicked in the face of unfamiliar lines, but she quickly settled down, and when Qian Dingzhang covered his face with his hands to wash his face, he quietly glanced at her. Although He Ruoxi has only been working with him for a few hours, he understands this kind of small action very quickly. Understand what he means, you just have to act according to the normal situation, I can handle it here.