"A long, long time ago there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, and one day the old monk found that there was a nunnery on the other side of the mountain, so he ....... The little monk was very happy to play in the temple and grow up slowly...."

"Brother Mingshen, what about the little monk when he grows up? What happened later? ”

"Later, the little monk went to a mountain and found a nunnery, just when the little monk was learning from the old monk to hook up with the little master, a little Taoist priest suddenly came out..."

"Brother Mingshen, tell me quickly, what's wrong with the Taoist priest?"

The little Taoist priest shouted, "Bah! The bald donkey takes his life! Hurry up and pay back the poor teacher! ..... Since then, the little Taoist priest and the little nun have both lived happily ever after......"

It turned out that after Wang Xingxin waited for Wang Er to come with perfume, he privately withheld two bottles and asked the people in the palace to bring a message to Li Er, saying that there were not so many perfumes, and then in the name of giving perfume to Changsun Xiu, he took out a bottle of perfume and bribed Changsun Wuji's wife. Only then did I see the eldest grandson Xiu, who was ordered by the eldest grandson Wuji not to leave the house.

After telling "Snow White", "Flower Fairy" and even "King Kong Gourd Baby", Wang Xingxin couldn't think of any good stories, so he had to make up a "There is a Temple on the Mountain" so that the monks and Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty could skin this kid alive.

Just as he wanted to accompany Changsun Xiu to have a delicious lunch, the maid came to report that Changsun Wuji had returned home and had arrived in the front hall, and Wang Xingxin, who was so frightened, hurriedly escaped over the wall with the help of Changsun Xiu! After leaving the mansion of the eldest grandson Wuji, Wang Xingxin, who was thinking about going to Qin Qiong's mansion to have a lunch, thought about it carefully, and then rushed back to the new military camp with Wang Er.

After arriving in the camp, Wang Xingxin called Cheng Chumo and Changsun Chong and said: "Your Majesty has allowed our new army to use the thunderbolts I made with craftsmen, and half a month later, we will conduct a military exercise with the 1,000 Xuanjia Army led by Zhai Changsun." ”

"Brother Xin, what is that thunderbolt? Was it the jar that made a thunderous noise that day? ”

"Ugly cow, who told you it was a jar?"

"Who else can it be, Zhao Xingjian, he also asked me and the bad worm to beg you to be merciful to the Xuanjia Army's subordinates!"

When Wang Xingxin heard this, he immediately became angry and said: "Ugly cow, you immediately go and let Zhao Xingjian come here to see me!" Baolin is not here, let Heiwa take all the soldiers of the guard battalion to take over Zhao Xingjian's military power! Defend the camp tightly, no one is allowed to enter or leave, and the offender will be killed! ”

As soon as Cheng Chumo received Wang Xingxin's military order, Changsun Chong said: "Ming Shen, what are you?" ”

"Brother Chong, the junior brother has repeatedly ordered no one to reveal the news of that camp, but I didn't expect Zhao Xingjian to tell you in spite of the military order, hum! If you don't kill this thing, you will still be a master, I will fart when I speak! ”

As soon as Changsun Chong heard that Wang Xingxin had murderous intent, he hurriedly persuaded: "Ming Shen, that is Your Majesty's Xuanjia Military Academy Captain!" Besides, he didn't tell others, that is, for the brother and the ugly cow! ”

"Even if you tell Your Majesty, you can't do it! This thing must be killed! Damn, let you look down on the master, and let you take the master's words as a deaf ear! Uncle, do you know what the younger brother said in front of His Majesty? ”

"How?"

"Hehe, at first, my little brother except Xiu'er, your family's heads will be used as a guarantee, and if anything goes wrong, your family's heads will be cut off! Later, when I saw that my mother's face was wrong, I changed my words and used my little brother's head as a guarantee! ”

"Be cautious! You.... You shameless bastard! Tell me what did you vouch for?"

"Guarantee that the new army will win, and not a single soldier of the Xuanjia army will be injured! This Zhao Xingjian has seen the power of the thunderbolt, so I beg you and the ugly cow to intercede with the little brother, don't hurt the Xuanjia army! This thing will intercede now, and he will only perform martial arts in half a month, even if he doesn't breathe through during this period, won't the hundred Xuanjia cavalry reveal the slightest breath? Now that the 5,000 Xuanjia Army led by Uncle Qin has not yet arrived, if you don't kill this thing, you will be deterred. In case of...... Little brother's head is gone! Must be killed! Master do it yourself! ”

Hearing this, Eldest Sun Chong was silent for a while and said, "What is the Duke of Yiguo doing with five thousand Xuanjia troops?" ”

"Guard that camp! Uncle, now you understand that Your Majesty attaches great importance to this thunderbolt, without Your Majesty's will, does Uncle Qin dare to mobilize five thousand Xuanjia troops? ”

"Brother Wei knows, but it's better not to kill Zhao Xingjian! Why don't you beat him with fifty sticks? ”

Wang Xingxin, whose eyes were red and his face was fierce, was not called the eldest brother, he glared at Changsun Chong and said loudly: "Changsun Chong, you give this lord a reason not to kill him!" ”

When the eldest grandson heard this, he also glared at Wang Xingxin and said, "Wang Mingshen! This ruthlessness is not to kill a Xuanjia military captain to make others afraid of you, and this power is not to kill a school captain to stand up! And who do you think you are, kill if you want to! Immature! ”

"Eldest Sun Chong! Looking at Xiu'er's face, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, don't think that you are Lao Tzu's eldest brother, do you think your eldest grandson's family can prosper forever? This Zhao Xingjian Lao Tzu is decided! Not for anything else! Just because he didn't listen to Lao Tzu! Damn! I'm fed up with my head to vouch! ”

When Cheng Chumo came with Zhao Xingjian, he happened to hear Wang Xingxin and Changsun Chong arguing fiercely.

Seeing that Cheng Chumo brought Zhao Xingjian, Wang Xingxin pulled out the horizontal knife on his waist and said loudly to Cheng Chumo: "Ugly cow, tie up Zhao Xingjian's goods to my brother!" ”

The eldest grandson, who was blocked by Wang Xingxin, was so angry that he saw Wang Xingxin draw his knife and shouted at Zhao Xingjian: "Xingjian, run, this kid is going to kill you!" ”

Zhao Xingjian saw Wang Xingxin, who was drawing his sword, and heard the loud warning of the eldest grandson Chong and ran away!

Wang Xingxin smiled and did not chase after him, but looked at the eldest grandson and said: "Finally, I call you uncle, if you capture the goods for me, we are still relatives!" If you can't catch it, hehe, your eldest grandson's family and the master have nothing to do with it! ”

Cheng Chumo saw that the two of them had made such a fuss for Zhao Xingjian, and suddenly said urgently: "New brother, bad worm, why are you two doing this!" Why bother, it's just a Xuanjia military captain, why do you want to do this! ”

Wang Xingxin looked at Cheng Chu and said silently: "Don't worry about the ugly cow, hurry up and notify the guards in the camp, if Zhao Xing builds a big camp, don't say brother, Uncle Qin will return your Cheng family, none of the three of us can escape!" Hurry up! Brother will enter the palace to see Your Majesty, and after the eldest grandson Chong sees Your Majesty, Lao Tzu will tell Your Majesty about this matter word for word! Zhao Xingjian ran away with your warning, and it is not easy for your eldest grandson to lose his head! ”

After speaking, he ignored Changsun Chong, who was about to go crazy who had been stimulated by himself, and went out to Chang'an City again.

After Wang Xingxin left, Li Erzheng and Qin Qiong discussed whether to form a separate army to use the thunderbolt bomb or to send the thunderbolt bomb to various armies. After not discussing the results, he left Qin Qiong for lunch, and sent someone to invite the eldest grandson Wuji, who had just returned home from the household department, and ordered someone to invite Li Jing, the secretary of the military department, as well as Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng and others, intending to gather everyone's thoughts to come up with a satisfactory plan.

After Wang Xingxin was passed in by Li Er, he saw that there was a group of civil and military generals gathered in the Lizheng Palace, and after Wang Xingxin saw that Qin Qiong and Cheng Yanjin were all at peace in his heart, he knelt down directly to Li Er and said: "Your Majesty, the minister is guilty!" ”

Li Er asked a little puzzled: "Ming Shen, why did you come to see me again just after leaving the palace, and you still claimed to be guilty?" ”

Wang Xingxin glanced at the eldest grandson Wuji fiercely and said: "Your Majesty, the minister wants to kill Zhao Xingjian, the former Xuanjia military captain who leaked the thunderbolt bomb, but the eldest grandson Chong not only stopped the minister, but also warned Zhao Xingjian to escape from the road!" If he reveals the thunderbolt with a grudge, he tells General Zhai Changsun in advance that it is a small matter for the minister to lose his head, and if it spreads again, the consequences of His Majesty will be unimaginable! ”

Li Er, who was a little surprised, jumped out before he could speak, and Changsun Wuji jumped out and said, "Ming Shen, what you said is true?" Did Chong'er really warn that Zhao Xingjian escaped? ”

Wang Xingxin smiled bitterly and said to the eldest grandson Wuji: "Father-in-law, maybe this is the last time I call you like this, the eldest grandson Chong did that, Cheng Chu can be a witness!" ”

When the eldest grandson Wuji heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Then what did Zhao Xingjian leak?" ”

After Wang Xingxin told Changsun Chong and Cheng Chumo about Zhao Xingjian's thunderbolt being packed in a jar, Changsun Wuji breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Mingshen, this matter is something you did inappropriately!" Then Zhao Xingjian didn't leak the thunderbolt you did, and besides, Cheng Chumo and Dog Zi are also captains of the new military camp, so it's not a leak! ”

Wang Xingxin looked at the eldest grandson Wuji angrily and said: "Lord eldest grandson, this lord has ordered that Zhao Xingjian not to reveal a trace of his tone to anyone, no one is allowed to enter the camp where thunderbolts are made, no one is allowed to go out, and those who violate it will be killed!" ”

After hearing this, the eldest grandson Wuji also said angrily: "Lantian County! You've gone too far! This Zhao Xingjian did not leak secrets! There is also the fact that you have selfish intentions to kill that Zhao Xingjian, if that Zhao Xingjian escapes and leaks the secret, it is also caused by your selfishness! ”

Wang Xingxin was just about to argue when he heard Li Er shout: "Enough!" Shut up! ”

Who knows that Wang Xingxin, this kid, looked at Li Erdao squarely: "Your Majesty, the minister's life was given by Uncle Liu, and now he has given Brother Da Niu a way to let him have an heir, which is considered a retribution!" ”

Then he glanced at Qin Qiong very helplessly and said: "Uncle Qin is like a parent and son to the minister, and the minister also gave Fang Zi to recuperate his body, and this benefactor has also been repaid!" ”

Then he looked at Cheng Yanjin and said: "Although Uncle Cheng said that he beats the ministers all day long, the ministers also have some resentment in their hearts, but this resentment is gone!" On weekdays, Lichen also dug a pit for Uncle Cheng to pit him, which can be regarded as flattening! ”

"The minister has nothing to worry about in this Tang Dynasty, and his head is here! Please take it from Your Majesty! Whether it is the current thunderbolt, or movable type printing and other things, it also repays the grace of the title given by His Majesty! Your Majesty, please die, and then punish Sun Chong! ”

After listening to what Wang Xingxin said, not only Li Er was shocked, but the Chinese and martial arts ministers of the palace looked surprised! Qin Qiong was even more unsteady on her feet.

The eldest grandson Wuji pointed at Wang Xingxin and said angrily: "What kind of hatred do you have with Chong'er, you are like this!" You don't want to think about Xiu'er! ”

"Old fox! Don't mention Xiu'er to the master here, maybe the only thing I'm sorry for Wang Xingxin is Xiu'er! You secretly instructed Changsun Chong and his concubine's brother, that is, Zhao Xingjian, to closely monitor the master's every move, and let the eldest grandson Chong set up the master in the new military camp, do you think others don't know about this? Xiu'er heard it! ”

Then he said to Li Er: "Your Majesty, the minister is still guilty, and the minister privately withheld two bottles of perfume for Wang Er, one bottle was given to the eldest grandson, the wife of the old fox as a stepping stone to see Xiu'er, and one bottle was given to Xiu'er. Xiu'er just told the minister about this! Originally, the minister should not be the same thing, after all, the eldest grandson and the old fox are the future father-in-law of the minister. Haha, the minister knows that this lawsuit can't be won! You are the high heavenly khan, the eldest grandson and the old fox are the elder brother of the queen's mother, whether to kill the eldest grandson Chong or not is Your Majesty's business, the minister can't live anyway, and I hope that Your Majesty will see the minister's past contributions, and give the minister a little credit for his advice! I'm afraid of pain! ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Xingxin didn't look at Li Er, walked to Qin Qiong and knelt down and said, "Uncle Qin, my little nephew has disappointed you, I hope you take care of your body, don't drink!" Tell my uncle, the little nephew can't drink his grandson's full moon wine, and he can't drink the little nephew's happy wine, it's even! ”

After finishing speaking, he got up and sat in this Lizheng Palace, waiting for Li Er's disposal like a scoundrel.

Li Er looked at Wang Xingxin with a complicated face, then at Qin Qiong with tears streaming down his face, Cheng Biting Jin with clenched fists, Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng who regretted it, and Li Jing with an expressionless face..... Finally, I looked at the eldest grandson Wuji with a guilty face....

In the end, Li Er sighed and said: "Lantian County, privately enter two bottles of perfume dedicated to Niangniang, and the edict will cut off the title and take it into Dali Temple!" ”

After speaking, he waved his hand and left, and then said: "No cruelty, let alone torture!" ”