Chapter 120: Isn't It Just a "Bullet"
The soldiers are all going out for morning exercises, a group of men from the cooking squad are stepping up to make breakfast, the breakfast in the new barracks is very good, there is millet porridge, all kinds of cakes to eat at will, and each person can also get a small piece of bacon or an egg.
It happened that it was the turn to eat eggs for breakfast today, and eggs were boiling in a large cauldron.
These eggs were collected from the entire Chang'an City and nearby villages with great difficulty. Now there is no large-scale breeding, and the eggs are laid by the people's own free-range hens, and some of them are accumulated and brought to the market to exchange for some copper coins or oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and other necessities of life.
Wang Xingxin, who slipped into the cooking class, was in a good mood when he saw that eggs were boiling in the cauldron, and said to a cooking squad leader: "Go get a few eggs for this lord, what to eat and make up, these days, the little master has just fiddled with those bullets, and he is so tired that the eggs hurt so much that he has to make up for them." ”
Wang Xingxin, who had eaten five or six eggs in one go, called Wang Erhou, and the two rode to Chang'an City.
When Wang Xingxin came to the Qin Mansion, Qin Qiong, who had finished eating the medicinal food, was practicing marksmanship, and when he heard the news from the next person, he would put the silver gun in his hand on the weapon rack at any time and go to the front hall to see him.
As soon as he saw Qin Qiong, Wang Xingxin said excitedly: "Uncle Qin, that thing has been made, and the effect is very good!" ”
After finishing speaking, he took out a piece of paper from his arms and said, "This is the recipe and the production method, and please put it away and give it to Your Majesty." ”
Qin Qiong looked at Wang Xingxin with a smile and said, "Ming Shen, it's better for you to hand it over to Your Majesty, since it has been made, let's go to the palace!" ”
Li Er is discussing with his ministers about the barbarian state, and the Tang Dynasty wants to build a state county in that barbarian land, but the local people are not very cooperative, and even have opposing intentions! This made Li Er very annoyed, and he couldn't wait to lead the army to destroy him!
Finally sent away those sour Confucian students of the Lord and faction, Li Er rubbed his head and went to the Lizheng Palace, maybe only the eldest grandson queen could calm the suppressed anger in his heart!
Li Er, who was lying on the rocking chair and enjoying the queen's head massage, heard that Qin Shubao and Wang Xingxin asked to meet, and immediately said with some displeasure: "Uncle Bao came to see me and said, what is that bastard boy doing again!" I haven't settled accounts with him about the last time I wrote! I'm almost out of breath! ”
Empress Changsun looked at Li Er, who was frowning, and comforted: "Your Majesty, maybe that kid can make Your Majesty's brows stretch and sweep away depression, it's better for Your Majesty to let him in, what is going on with the kid, and besides, Your Majesty still has to give the face of Duke Yiguo." ”
Hearing the queen say this, Li Er waved his hand and said, "Let Shubao come in with him, I want to see what this kid can do!" ”
After saluting Li Er, Wang Xingxin said, "Your Majesty, that thing is made!" ”
"What's that? Didn't you already send the Zhenguan plow, and what else is there! ”
"Your Majesty, this is a good thing, Zhenguan plough is nothing in front of it!"
"Tell me, I don't have the patience to listen to your nonsense!"
"Your Majesty, it's a bullet! It's a bullet! The bullet is made! ”
Without waiting for Li Er to get angry, Qin Qiong kicked over the bastard and scolded: "Bastard, be serious, you are still like this in front of Your Majesty, look for a fight!" ”
Rubbing the sore buttocks that was kicked Wang Xingxin said to Li Er aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, that grenade has been made, but the minister has been busy for three days and three nights without closing his eyes, so he will hurry up and report the good news to His Majesty as soon as he wakes up!" ”
Li Eryi seemed to have heard the new word grenade somewhere, and he looked at Wang Xingxin with a puzzled face.
"Your Majesty, have you forgotten that rockery, the rockery that collapsed?"
Li Er suddenly realized, it turned out to be a grenade made of gunpowder, thinking of the very powerful gunpowder that blew up the huge rockery in his garden that day, Li Er jumped up from the rocking chair and grabbed Wang Xingxin's collar and said sharply: "Ming Shen, what you said is made of that gunpowder, and ordinary soldiers can also throw grenades?" ”
"Your Majesty, exactly, but you better put the minister down first, your dragon grip will catch the minister to death!"
After letting go of Wang Xingxin, Li Er was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.
"Guanyin is really not wrong! Mingshen, this kid really relieved the depression in my heart, and his brows stretched! Ming Shen quickly ordered someone to go to you and fetch ten bottles of perfume each, and I will reward the queen well! ”
As soon as he heard Li Er's words, Wang Xingxin scolded in his heart: "Return to the emperor, what a heavenly khan, obviously it is the good news of the master that makes you happy, not only do you not reward the master, but also reward your daughter-in-law with the master's things, it's really fucking unreasonable!" ”
But I can only say this in my heart.
Wang Xingxin pretended to be surprised and said: "Niangniang is really a phoenix, and her words come true!" The minister immediately ordered someone to fetch it. ”
After speaking, he asked the palace people who were waiting beside Li Er to send a message to Wang Er, who was waiting outside the palace, to get the perfume in the palace, and the palace people went out after getting Li Er's consent.
"Your Majesty, since this grenade has been made, do you think this is considered the weapons and equipment of the new military camp?"
"Naturally, it's counted! I'm going to equip the guards with this weapon! ”
"Your Majesty, of course, all guards must also be equipped, but this new military camp must be the first to equip! This was originally done in the New Army. ”
Li Eryi asked with some confusion when he heard this: "Ming Shen, why do you have to mention your new military camp?" Isn't that what you want? ”
"Your Majesty, as you think, when you were practicing martial arts with the Xuanjia Army, the minister wanted to defeat the Xuanjia Army with that grenade!"
Li Er thought for a moment and said, "No! This weapon is so powerful that it must not be used on my Xuanjia army! ”
"Your Majesty, the minister will let the Xuanjia Army not hurt a single soldier, as long as you announce the victory or defeat at that time!"
"Ming Shen, if you don't hurt every soldier of the Xuanjia Army, you still have to judge that your new army wins, what is your reasoning?"
"Your Majesty, you will know when the time comes! The minister uses the father-in-law's whole family, of course, the heads of everyone except Xiu'er to vouch! If the new army is defeated, or if you injure every soldier of the Xuanjia army, you will cut off the heads of your father-in-law's entire family! ”
After hearing this strange guarantee, Li Er smiled, and then Wang Xingxin saw that the face of the eldest grandson queen became more and more difficult.....
"Your Majesty, the minister is just joking, the minister is very respectful to his father-in-law, and the minister uses his head to vouch!"
After finishing speaking, he secretly looked at the eldest grandson queen, and saw that the queen's face was no longer ugly, and after a handful of cold sweat, he took out a piece of paper with the recipe and production method written on it and said to Li Er: "Your Majesty, this is the perfect formula for gunpowder, and the manufacturing method of the grenade, please keep it Your Majesty!" The lieutenant of the new military camp has ordered Zhao Xingjian to lead the hundred Xuanjia troops to closely guard the camp where grenades are made! ”
Li Er took the paper and didn't look at it, put it aside and said to Qin Qiong: "Uncle Bao, this matter is very important, I hope Uncle Bao will help me!" ”
"Your Majesty, Uncle Bao will never give up! Your Majesty, please! ”
"Good! Uncle Bao, you lead the 5,000 Xuanjia Army to garrison next to the new barracks! Make sure the grenade-making camp is in order! ”
"The minister also vouches with his head!"
Wang Xingxin saw that a pair of good friends were about to start again, so he interjected: "Your Majesty, do you agree that the hand grenade used in the Xuanjia army brought by the minister and General Zhai Changsun during the military exercise?" ”
"Humph! If you hurt my Xuanjia Army, your head will have to move! ”
"Your Majesty, rest assured, the minister has not married Xiu'er yet, and this head is still good to grow! :
As soon as Li Er heard Wang Xingxin mention the marriage with his eldest grandson, he smiled and said, "Ming Shen, you wrote well a few days ago!" Mowgli praised you very much after seeing it! ”
As soon as he finished saying this, Wang Xingxin was shocked: Could it be that his father-in-law guessed the true meaning of that word? If this old fox can understand the true meaning of the word in seconds, he must be an old driver, and he must take more precautions.
"Your Majesty, is my father-in-law good at writing Kuachen? The minister will practice calligraphy diligently, and when the time comes, write a few more words and send them to his father-in-law! ”
Li Er looked at Wang Xingxin very strangely and didn't debunk him, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Grenade, this name is not good, it is not good!" It's not very powerful! Be cautious, you can choose another name! ”
"Your Majesty, it's better to call Li.... Blossom bombs inside and out? Do you want to watch the bullet?"
Looking at Li Er, Wang Xingxin thought that there was no good color behind Zhenguan Bullet: Fortunately, Li Erban was not said. If you say it, your head will definitely move!
As soon as Qin Qiong heard that this kid was going to talk nonsense again, he spoke: "Your Majesty, although the flowering bomb outside here is not appropriate, but it is also not mighty, it is better to call it a thunderbolt!" ”
Li Eryi was very satisfied when he heard it: "It's still Uncle Bao who knows what I mean!" Be careful, this sharp weapon you made is called a thunderbolt! Remember it's a thunderball! ”
Wang Xingxin saw Li Er happily and took the opportunity to say: "Your Majesty, this martial arts thing, the minister wants to start in half a month!" ”
"Why are you in such a hurry, I'll give you three months!"
"Your Majesty, I heard that you personally resigned the marriage date of the minister and Xiu'er for this martial arts, and the minister thinks that you don't have to trouble Your Majesty to worry about this trivial matter, with this grenade, the minister will be able to annihilate General Zhai Changsun without injuring a soldier in half a month....!"
Before he finished speaking, Li Eryi kicked Wang Xingxin and shouted: "It's a thunderbolt!" You erector! If you lose in half a month, let's see how I clean you up! Uncle Bao stays, you go back to the new barracks! ”
Wang Xingxin, who rubbed his buttocks and walked out of the Taiji Palace, was waiting at the palace gate to get the perfume, Wang Er, said to himself: "Isn't it just a bullet?" No name! Kick the master's ass again! Wait, if you have a chance, you can't hook up with your girl! ”