Chapter 053. One handsome word can sum up my whole story

In fact, from the very beginning, Zhao Yange noticed the young novice in the corner, his head was very big, and he probably didn't need an umbrella when it rained.

But hearing Duan Yu shout the name 'Yixiu', Zhao Yange's interest was even higher, Xiao Shami came from a Buddhist family, and it was also interesting to venture to Wolong Town alone and spend a lot of time.

"The little monk is a rest!"

The little novice spoke in a low voice, his big eyes smashed it, he looked shy, he didn't have a scar on his head, but he was still wearing the light red robe.

'Ikyu' was the name given to him by the abbot, and the little novice didn't like it very much, so he also gave himself the Dharma name 'Lao G'!

The little monk is called the old man, and it is very standard!

Buddhism in the people, can not do stealing chickens and dogs, these years Buddhism and Taoism compete for the world's first authentic sect, who is who is not clear, and to the Dayong Dynasty, the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism has become the dispute between Hanguang Temple and Longhu Mountain.

Zhao Yange looked slowly, this little novice was pale, it was not simple, he asked in a very Zhao Yange-style language: "Little master, we are recruiting here, are you in the wrong place?" ”

The little novice with red lips and white teeth is very delicate, obedient, and looks amazing, at least comparable to Xuzhu!

He said weakly: "The little monk is here to be in charge, the master said that I was not married, so I was just accepted as a lay disciple back then, and now that I have grown up, the master will let me go down the mountain and go out alone to explore the rivers and lakes!" ”

"Since he is a lay disciple, he should lead the practice, why doesn't the little master even have a single thread of trouble on his head?" Duan Yu on the side was bored, pursed his lips and said.

Xiao Shami didn't know how to see the wind at all, so he said stupidly: "The little monk's hair is not shaved in the temple, but he was born with a strange disease, and he doesn't grow hair. ”

No problem!? Little master, you're in a big problem!

The corners of Zhao Yange's mouth were hooked, he changed his posture, and said to the little novice: "Little master, since you are a disciple of Buddhism, then I will ask you a question about the Buddha, we worship the Buddha every day, can the Buddha receive it?" ”

The little novice was not really stupid, and said righteously: "The Buddha said: Pudu sentient beings! How could the Buddhas, who have great powers, not receive such a small request? ”

"Then why are there so many Buddhist believers suffering in this world?" Zhao Yange asked.

Xiao Shami scratched his head and said with a big hand: "The master told me that he asked the Buddha that day, and the Buddha said: Since there are too many people worshipping the Buddha, he has to use the lottery method to solve the problem, and draw one or two to help them get it!" ”

Zhao Yange, who was sitting in the seat, laughed out loud and said, "Which temple monk is this who has such a high-minded talk?" ”

"Daoming Temple!"

Zhao Yange almost vomited blood, and asked rhetorically: "The master in your temple won't like to eat fir vegetables, right?" ”

"How did Zhao Gongzi know?" Xiao Shami looked up and down at this son, who only had a one-sided relationship, and said in surprise: "It seems that the son seems to have a relationship with Buddhism!" ”

Zhao Yange stroked his sideburns, said with a bright smile: "This is what "Meteor Garden" told me, since I have a fate with the little master, then invite the little master in!" ”

"Rest, rest for a while, don't be in a hurry..."Xiao Shami didn't meditate on what Zhao Yange said, just happy!

This elaborate episode, not only Zhao Yange felt ridiculous, but even those who came to apply for the job couldn't understand it, it seems that this little monk is here to eat and drink, which is much more interesting than ringing the bell on the mountain and chanting the Buddha.

Xiao Shami went in for a long time, Duan Yu finally came back to his senses, looked at Zhao Yange and whispered: "Young master, who are the people you put in, there are all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!" ”

The cow ghost snake god must be referring to the few people who just entered!

Although Zhao Yange does not believe in Buddhism, he is very respectful of a word of Buddhism, that is, all beings in the world are equal, so regardless of the door to Buddhism, regardless of men, women and children, as long as they are in the rivers and lakes, they have the opportunity to fight for everything, and Zhao Yange also tries his best to make the matter of running for home fair.

"What do you know, these people are all materials that can be made, as long as they are carefully carved and polished, the jade can be made into a vessel!" Zhao Yange learned from the ancients and dragged a handful of words, this feeling of pretending to be B is cool!

One morning, looking at the list, it seemed that only the last name was left, this shelf was huge, the first round had been screened, and he had not yet appeared.

Zhao Yange looked up at the blazing sun, the sunlight was a little dazzling, he secretly paid attention to the streets left and right, and asked impatiently: "What is the name of the last person, so arrogant, the time has passed!" ”

"Lin San!" Duan Yu is more listless than the earth dog.

Lin San!? "The Best Family"?

Zhao Yange laughed three times in a row, this era is not only deviated, but also poisonous, why have the characters in the famous novels appeared, Lin San, do you think this is Xiao Mansion?

Just as he was about to withdraw the table to prepare for the next stage, he suddenly saw a figure shaking around the corner of the street, and the person who came had short hair, thief eyebrows, and rat eyes, and looked arrogant and proud.

This thing is nearly twenty years old, with sharp-beaked monkey gills, and his eyes are shining from time to time, when he saw Zhao Yange, he smiled and asked, "Excuse me, is this the Zhao family's family recruitment?" ”

Zhao Yange raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, may I ask who you are?" ”

"Little brother Lin San, I came specially to apply for the family, people from the two lakes, a lot of advice! Lots of advice! "This thing is almost flattering.

The seats have been removed, and everyone who can see them has been put in by Zhao Yange to participate in the second round, and this thing in front of him will be late, it's a fool.

"People from the two lakes, understand and understand, since ancient times, are you only talented, do you want to read 'The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and Hangzhou is Bianzhou'?" Zhao Yange took a few steps forward and asked with a shake of his head.

Lin San was completely stunned, clapped his hands again and again, and said in admiration: "Brother Tai is talented!" Such poems are hard to find through the ages, if I have half of my brother's ability, why worry about not being successful? ”

Zhao Yange knew that he was a little overestimated of this 'Lin San', it seemed that he was not the Lin Wanrong who traveled through the past in "The Best Family", but looking at this dusty goods, he must have been rushing here non-stop, but it was still an hour.

Yes, then I'll raise my noble hand and let you go, and make a little question casually!

"Lin San, now that the first phase of our family has ended, if you want to go in, you can go in, you can praise me, I'm happy, you can go in!" Zhao Yange smiled lewdly.

This thing's eyes rolled, and Zhao Yange was impressed with just one sentence: "The son is full of wealth, and he only needs one word 'handsome' to summarize everything!" ”

Zhao Yange paused, raised his eyebrows and said, "You go in!" ”

Duan Yu: "......"