The second stage is the written test, which is a more difficult part after the interview screening, the poetry and song of this era are very underdeveloped, and a casual limerick poem can cause the situation of Luoyang paper expensive, and there is no 'Li Du's poems through the ages', so Zhao Yange deeply suspects that this may be a fake antiquity!

As the 'lowest caliper in the Zhao family's literature', Duan Yu made Zhao Yange very big with the idiom "do whatever he wants", and that day he was even more clever and thought that he could enter the Zhao family with all his strength, and he didn't waste a little saliva to shoot the young master's ass.

But today, Zhao Yange's attitude is very strict, not the same as the day he entered the mansion, as long as there are flattering people who secretly stuff silver into the Zhao family, they are all driven out by Zhao Yange without mercy, and his demeanor is particularly vicious.

Everyone was arranged into a room, with desks and cushions placed at equal intervals on the ground, a bit like a academy in the Tang and Song dynasties, and a bit like an underdeveloped rural school.

On the table, there is a piece of rice paper that is snow-white and soft as goose feathers, and an artemisia annua quill pen, one end of which is a horse stepping on a swallow, and there are only a few words scribbled on the paper.

Zhao Yange didn't have the extra time to rack his brains to come up with a 150-point math paper, let alone follow the example of the TV series and ask them to write a consistent eight-strand essay, but everyone immediately came up with a simple problem.

These titles are either a vacant idiom solitaire, or an incomplete ancient poem, or a couplet of the upper and lower que, and... The completion time is a quarter of an hour, which is equivalent to fifteen minutes, and in the college entrance examination, it is enough time for a mathematical calculation problem.

But even if Zhao Yange thinks it's simple, these ancients can't pull out the pen cap when they see the question, why, our ancestors wrote this poem, why don't I remember?

The 'exam' began, and everyone was lying on the table, writing hard, holding their breath, as if under the tip of the pen was a pair of splendid mountains and rivers, which was a great country!

But only they know that their pen is a tragic car accident scene...

Looking at the lonely candidates, Zhao Yange remembered his high school days for no reason, he was a fearless middle school second boy, he had hidden in the quilt countless times and watched the goddess of hard drives with his mobile phone, and he had a big fight with his best brother because of a girl, everyone has experienced that period to a greater or lesser extent, but Zhao Yange is good at hiding and did not say it.

That's why he resigned from his position at the peak of his life, he really didn't want to face those emotionless computer codes, full of 0101 and English letters, and there was no freshness at all.

When he was bored, Zhao Yange dreamed that he crossed by himself, he had a martial arts dream, that time he really dreamed that he was an ancient handsome guy, with a simple steel knife around his waist, and the woman in the dream wore very little, twisted his waist and walked towards him, and sent a French kiss.

For Yi to make people haggard, and I will not regret untying my wide clothes!

But the beautiful woman said something that was enough to wake up Zhao Yange: "Uncle, you are from Jinlian!" ”

From then on, Zhao Yange had no hope for these illusory dreams!

But the reality is like this, when you rack your brains for the success of a thing, try your best, smell the chickens and dance, day and night, God's answer is just two words: no play!

But when you inadvertently put your underwear on your autumn pants, you find that you have become a flying superman, who can smash a building with a single palm!

Surprised? Not surprised?

Zhao Yange put away his thoughts, just when it was time for the family members to put away the answer sheets, everyone was bombarded into the yard and waited, Zhao Yange changed a comfortable posture and sat on the edge of the case, Yuhuan and Lin Xian'er had already served hot chrysanthemum tea and soft osmanthus cake.

Suddenly, Zhao Yange felt that he didn't feel like he was reading a volume, this seemed to be an ancient style funny novel, and all kinds of jokes emerged in endlessly...

This kid named Han Yu, the question I gave you is: left eye jump (), right eye jump (). Normal people know that the left eye beats (wealth) and the right eye beats (woe). What you write is the left eyebeat (peach blossom) and the right eyebeat (chrysanthemum blossom). also added a sentence at the end: The flowers bloom in spring!

Is your home a flowering nursery?

Don't casually challenge the majesty of this young master, my Zhao Yange's patience is also limited, there was a question in the history exam that year, and the question was like this: If you can travel back to ancient times and become a confidant of Qin Shi Huang, what question do you want to ask him?

Obediently, what a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, if you want to ask, ask questions that can arouse the interest of future generations, and even archaeologists are shocked, so Zhao Yange wrote: May I ask what it is like for you to share a bed with the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards?

Although Zhao Yange was punished by the beautiful teacher for standing for a class, the whole school knew his name!

Zhao Yange vowed that if he saw someone who was like-minded with him again, he would keep him as a friend.

But Xing Jiajia, this sentence "bare face and red heart" was selected by me from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and it describes the famous martial saint Guan Yu, how mighty and domineering it is, majestic mountains and rivers, but what you gave me right is "Yellow River and Yellow Water", what does it mean?

Zhao Yange covered his head, blew his nose and glared, and as soon as he was angry, he reminded himself to take a deep breath, there was really no need to be angry with these ancients who were thousands of years older than him! Flip it over, the name on the head of the roll is 'Ikyu', isn't this the little novice just now?

His title is from Duan Yu, which is very simple and very simple: Grandpa has been away from home for 20 years and has not returned, so he writes a letter for his grandmother and calls for grandpa to come back!

The little novice took a painting with a total of four lines:

The first row is three small turtles;

The second row is a tree and a small turtle;

In the third row is a fish, an apple, a rag, and a small turtle;

In the fourth row is a worm, a red date, and an old man with gray hair.

They are all concise and concise stick figures, quite a fight of the masterpieces painted by Van Gogh and Qi Baishi after they were drunk, and they are really freehand.

Zhao Yange looked at it for a long time, and finally guessed the deep meaning of this painting:

Turtle (Gui) Turtle (Gui) Turtle (Gui);

Tree (speed) turtle (return);

fish (such as) fruit (fruit) cloth (not) turtle (return);

Insect (heavy) jujube (finding) old man!

Zhao Yange almost vomited blood, what does this mean, is it a ghost painting talisman that bullied Young Master Ben who doesn't know you, you like to paint, right, you wait, when you enter Zhao's house, I will let you paint "Qingming Riverside Picture", if you can't draw it, I will draw body art on you!

What a majestic sentence of "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi", when Young Master Ben watched "Breaking the Sky", he deeply felt that Tudou was talented, is it so difficult for you to follow a 'don't bully the poor boy'? Zhang Wei: What do you mean by 'non-existent'?

After processing these rolls, Zhao Yange found that he didn't have to eat anymore, because he had already been angry with these guys...