Kneading dough must be known to everyone, but Cheng Yanjin is obviously not very good at kneading dough, and Wang Xingxin's ass is not dough. So the massage and rubbing the blood became a painful and arduous process......

Even after the eldest grandson queen came with Xiao Li Zhi in her arms, Wang Xingxin was still wailing, and Xiao Li Zhi was so frightened that he cried even more with Xiao Li Zhi's crying!

Under Li Er's sharp eyes, Cheng Biting Jin had no choice but to give up this extremely enjoyable behavior.

"Your Majesty, my old Cheng's technique is absolutely effective, presumably this kid will be able to ride a horse again in less than three days. Hey! Why is His Royal Highness the King of Jin crying, this voice is really loud, it is not His Majesty's dragon! ”

Li Er glared at the old man fiercely and said, "Okay! Lantian County, now that the queen is here, you can talk about it, if you can't tell a result, I will add you to the crime of scaring the king of Jin! ”

"Your Majesty, let's give saliva to drink first, just howl and your throat is too dry!"

Li Er asked the eunuch next to him to bring Wang Xingxin some water, and after the kid drank it all, he said: "Niangniang, please forgive the minister for the sin of inconvenience in his buttocks!" ”

Empress Eldest Sun smiled very gently and said: "Every time the Ziben Palace of Lantian County sees you, your ass will suffer, it is really a stranger in the mouth of His Majesty!" ”

"Niangniang, don't laugh at the minister, dare to ask Niangniang what spices do you usually use? Let's be honest, what do you use to make your clothes smell? ”

"Bold! Lantian County! How could you ask my queen like this, if it weren't for the fact that you were just an unmarried child, I would have wanted your head! ”

"Your Majesty, please stop being angry, don't be angry, this has a lot to do with the food consumed by the alcohol! Please also ask the mother to answer! ”

Empress Changsun, for the first time, heard a male minister actually ask herself this question, and she was very curious: "Your Majesty, a child!" Don't be angry, the concubine told him that it is. ”

"The main palace uses some secret sachets made in the palace! Is this answer satisfactory to Lantian County? ”

"Niangniang, if there is a liquid-like water-like thing, as long as you apply a little on the body to make the fragrance last for a day, the fragrance is still very positive, fragrant but not strong, both light and elegant, dare to ask Niangniang if it will be used?"

"Oh, if there is such a good thing, Hongu will definitely try it! Could it be that Lantian County has it? ”

Li Er was very puzzled when he heard this question and answered, and said anxiously: "You don't have to go around in circles!" Hurry up and take it personally! ”

"Your Majesty, this alcohol can be made into what the minister just said to Niangniang, the minister calls it perfume, improve the still that the minister uses to steam wine, and put in the petals to steam the essence of the flower! Coupled with the minister's secret recipe, you can make that perfume! ”

Li Er was still a little puzzled: "How can the things that this woman uses to incense have anything to do with that food?" Do you want to sell this thing called perfume for money to buy food? ”

"Your Majesty, you just guessed half right, as soon as this perfume comes out, let the queen mother and all the ladies in the palace publicize it in my circle of Tang ladies, hehe, it will definitely be popular in the entire circle of Tang ladies! Those wealthy families are all wives and concubines! What's more, there is also a lot of food! A bottle of perfume for a hundred loads of food! Only exchange food, don't sell money! ”

Li Eryi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked, "Is it feasible?" ”

"Your Majesty, it is absolutely possible! Niangniang has never even used it, but I just want to try it after listening to the ministers, you think, if even Niangniang likes something after making it, those noble ladies who are not bankrupt also want to get a bottle of perfume! This woman is crazy! No one can stop it, especially when it comes to things like beauty! ”

After hearing this, Li Er said with deep understanding: "What Ming Shen said is extremely true! ”

It's just that as soon as the two of them finished saying this, the face of the eldest grandson Niangniang suddenly turned unsightly, and she glared at Wang Xingxin and said, "Lantian County, what will happen if a woman goes crazy?" Hongu is also a woman! ”

When Wang Xingxin heard this, he was shocked: It's broken! I forgot that there is also this eldest grandson queen who can be called the queen of the ages, this is not an ordinary person, and there is no one who has traveled to this era without her Daodi! Everyone is obedient to this queen mother.

Wang Xingxin hurriedly struggled to get up and fell to the ground: "Niangniang, what the minister said does not include you, you are the most noble and beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty!" How can it be compared to those crazy women from wealthy families who only care about fighting for the wind and being jealous! You are the only one who enjoys the grace of His Majesty! There are poems as proof: looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color. This is the best portrayal of the mother! ”

After this sycophant was slapped over, Empress Changsun suddenly turned her anger into joy and was no longer angry.

Li Er pointed at Wang Xingxin and scolded with a smile: "Ming Shen often speaks amazingly!" Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color! These two poems are just right for my queen! Good! ”

Wang Xingxin took advantage of Li Er's happiness and asked: "Your Majesty, you see that the money you want to earn will be used in the new military camp, and please ask Your Majesty to give some wine, preferably a stronger wine like Sanle pulp, the minister should first make more perfume and change it for food, so that we can get alcohol!" Also, please ask Your Majesty to collect more petals and send them to the ministers to extract the essence! ”

After Li Er thought about it for a while and promised to send it to Wang Xingxin within three days, this kid said dissatisfiedly: "Your Majesty, please also give a note, that is, the warrant or the little nephew of the general Niu in the military camp is not easy to explain!" ”

Li Er said while writing the warrant: "The warrant I have opened for you, but you can't relax the new army!" I won't spare you if you make a mistake! ”

Wang Xingxin moved with a smile and took the warrant from Li Second-hand, and slapped it again. Li Er ignored him with a smile and said to Qin Qiong instead: "Uncle Bao, I see that your complexion is really good!" It seems that our Lantian County has done a good job of conditioning you! I am very relieved! ”

"Back to Your Majesty, Ming Shen's recipes are really good! Chen felt that his strength was gradually increasing, and his body bones were becoming lighter and lighter! It won't be long before you can rush forward for Your Majesty! ”

"Haha, good! I'm waiting, if there is a day, I will rush forward with Uncle Bao! ”

This ancient emperor and the famous general are really good friends!

Wang Xingxin rolled his eyes and looked at these two good friends here with infinite passion, and couldn't help but say: "Your Majesty, the minister still has something to explain clearly." ”

Li Er had no choice but to turn around and ask, "What's the matter?" Say it! I didn't see me talking to Uncle Bao very happily! ”

"Your Majesty, these petals must be separated, all kinds of petals must not be mixed together separately! If you mix them together, the fragrance is not so unique! ”

"I know! Give me an honest stomach! Disturb me and Uncle Bao again, and the rod will be punished!"

Wang Xingxin had no choice but to honestly lie on the collapse and draw small circles......

Finally, when Li Er and Uncle Qin Baocheng finished nagging the two, Wang Xingxin would have fallen asleep on his stomach if it weren't for the pain in his buttocks.

After getting out of the palace and getting into the carriage, Qin Qiong and Cheng Biting Jin lifted the curtain on the carriage, and Cheng Biting Jin said first: "Bastard boy, just now you said in front of Your Majesty and Niangniang that the ladies of wealthy families are crazy women who are jealous, if you let your aunts hear this, hehe, these aunts of yours are also wealthy ladies!" It's good to have you kid when the time comes! ”

Wang Xingxin was shocked when he heard this: "Please also ask the two uncles to ventilate, and please don't tell the aunts!" If you let the aunts know who will tell the little nephew! ”

As soon as Cheng Yanjin heard this, he said: "It's okay if you don't say it, if you make that perfume and give it to the old man and Uncle Bao one hundred and eighty bottles, the old man will soon forget it, if you don't send it hehe, you can think about it yourself!" ”

Wang Xingxin lay on the carriage and smacked his mouth fiercely and said, "Let your mouth be cheap!" Make your mouth cheap! ....”