Alcohol is an epoch-making new item in Datang, and the creator of this new item is the first to enjoy the benefits of alcohol and reduce swelling!

The cold and chilling of alcohol rubbing on the bruised buttocks was indeed comfortable, but Wang Xingxin would rather not make this good thing than let his butt be bruised and swollen like a bulging hillbag.

Spirits, good stuff! It can make people forget the pain temporarily, and some people say that alcohol can relieve pain, and when you drink to the point of being unconscious, you will naturally forget all the pain, both physical and mental.....

Sichuan Jiao stood in front of the lord lying on the floor with a bowl of steamed wine from the second pot, and listened to the lord's instructions very carefully: "Sichuan pepper, after I drink this pain-relieving soup for a while, you and Pepper must remember to feed me some water every half an hour, don't forget!" If this lord vomits, he should quickly clean it up, open the window for ventilation, and don't put so much ice in the basin..."

After explaining the peppercorns, Wang Xingxin turned the wine bowl full of two pots, closed his eyes, and took a sip.

Forcibly enduring the discomfort in his stomach and the heat in his mouth, Wang Xingxin lay on the collapse and waited for the whirlwind of the day to come soon.

It's just that the wish is good, and the method is correct, the only thing that is incorrect is that he didn't wait for the dizzy feeling to come, and his stomach first ushered in the overturning of the river and the sea....

I vomited dimly, I vomited a lot....

The peppercorns that gently beat Wang Xingxin's back looked at the uncomfortable squire, and couldn't help but say: "Sir, you have vomited out this pain-relieving soup, it smells so bad, why don't you let Sister Pepper fetch more for you?" Drink a few more nights and you'll be able to forget your worries and relieve your pain. ”

Listening to the innocent words of Sichuan pepper, Wang Xingxin said slowly: "Sichuan pepper, the lord is wrong, this is obviously an intestinal poison, let's go and get some grapes for the master later!" White and red, the master doesn't believe it and doesn't get drunk! ”

After drinking a large bowl of grape brew, the consequence is that red wine and white wine are more likely to get drunk.

At the last moment of falling asleep, Wang Xingxin muttered to himself: "It doesn't matter who he is tomorrow!" It doesn't matter if he has a headache or a butt pain tomorrow, at least the master doesn't hurt now! ”

Similarly, Cheng Biting Jin snored loudly, but after all, he was a veteran of the alcohol battlefield, and he poured a cup of boiled water from time to time in his subordinates, plus his extraordinary physique woke up before it was dark.

After hearing that Wang Xingxin had calculated that he had been beaten by Qin Qiong, Cheng Yanjin, who woke up, had drunk himself so that he forgot the pain, and suddenly felt that his head didn't hurt anymore, and his stomach was not uncomfortable, so he said with relief: "You deserve it!" Retribution! ”

The power of red and white is really extraordinary, and this drunkenness is half a day and a night.

The next morning, Wang Xingxin, who had a splitting headache, shouted pepper and pepper in his dry throat, and after finally getting up from the collapse with the help of the two, Wang Da called people to the kitchen to boil a big bowl of thick millet porridge and drank it to make his stomach feel more comfortable.

After hearing the news, Qin Qiong and Cheng Biting Jin saw Wang Xingxin's decadent appearance, and Cheng Biting Jin teased: "Hehe, you deserve it!" You bastard can't beat you too much! also forgot about the pain-relieving soup, obviously careless! Now your head is comfortable, right? It doesn't hurt in the ass, does it? ”

"Uncle Cheng is going to laugh at his little nephew again, now he has a headache, and his butt hurts, he knew that he would not get carried away and said it just so that Uncle Qin could hear it, it seems that people can't get too carried away, otherwise they will have retribution sooner or later!"

"Hmph, when you smiled and warned the old man not to drink this wine in a big gulp, the old man knew that you kid was holding it back."

"Then why does Uncle Cheng still take a sip of that spirit?"

"It's not the smell of wine, the smell of wine makes the old man can't help it! It's really good wine, but the old man also tasted a few sips of these two wines, although it is lighter than the other one, but it is more mellow and easier to eat! What a wine! ”

Qin Qiong also said: "Well, the old man who came out of the second wine also tasted some of it, it is indeed a rare wine, how do you plan to do it?" ”

As soon as Wang Xingxin heard that Qin Qiong drank the two pots, he said anxiously: "Uncle Qin, how can you be so uncaring for your body!" The little nephew tried hard to think of some recipes for you, but you ....."

"Ming Shen, the old man just took a sip and didn't drink more! Rest assured! ”

Thinking that Qin Qiong would not deceive himself, Wang Xingxin put his mind at ease and said: "Two uncles, this still made by the little nephew can only be steamed from light liquor, and it costs too much!" Although my Datang is said to have a very abundant grain production this year, other states and counties are still short of food! According to the current wine production rate, once the grain is produced, there will be five catties of spirits! It's too food-consuming! ”

"Then you kid didn't come up with this thing just to satisfy the appetite of you and your uncles, or to please Your Majesty?"

"Uncle Cheng, if it weren't for the fact that day in your mansion you forced your little nephew to make you fine wine, I wouldn't have bothered to make this thing out, and my little nephew would have tasted more delicious by drinking that grape!"

Wang Xingxin pretended to ponder for a while and then continued: "However, if this spirit is distilled again, it will get even stronger wine!" That's alcohol, if this alcohol is used to clean the wound and disinfect it, hehe, although it hurts a little, it will leave an ugly scar after the injury, but..."

"But what, say it quickly!"

Hearing that it was related to trauma again, the two veterans were anxious.

"If the alcohol is combined with the method of stitching up the wound and the decoction made from dandelion, it can also make the wounded soldiers who die due to the wound festering survive at least 20% more!"

Qin Qiong was shocked when she heard this! Immediately called Qin Yong and ordered: "Qin Yong, you go to the carriage quickly, remember to add a thick cushion, the old man will take your lord into the palace to face the saint!" ”

"Uncle Qin, why did this matter alarm Your Majesty!"

"You kid, if you don't let Your Majesty know where you got the light wine to make that alcohol! How many can be scavenged on the market? How many soldiers do I have in Datang! Less nonsense, if you meet Your Majesty, if you ask your ass what's going on, you should know how to answer! ”

"Well, the kid said that he fell on the fierce horse you sent!"

"Well, it's good, I'm cautious and sensible."

After arriving at the palace, Li Er didn't know what happy things to do, and when he heard that Lantian County had a swollen buttocks, he came to meet with Qin Qiongcheng and Jin, and let the palace people carry the soft collapse, let Wang Xingxin lie on it, and carried it into the Lizheng Palace.

As soon as he entered the Lizheng Palace, Li Er spoke: "I have already made it clear that no one is allowed to beat the ass of Lantian County without my permission, who is this beating?" Shubao or Zhijie? Is it Jinda? ”

"Your Majesty misunderstood, the minister thinks that a manly husband riding a mare is not like riding a little yellow horse sent by Uncle Qin, this horse is too strong, and the minister will be overturned to the ground and his butt will be broken into eight petals!"

"Oh, I see, why do I still smell alcohol on you? Could it be drunk horseback riding? ”

"Your Majesty, don't you dare to drink and drive! Don't you smell this wine? ”

"Hmph, I didn't smell the wine, I only smelled the wine!"

Wang Xingxin took out a leather bag from his body with difficulty, and after pulling out the stopper, he forgot to fall on the ground, and suddenly a strong aroma of wine filled the entire Lizheng Palace.

"Your Majesty, if you smell it carefully, does this still stink of wine?"

Li Eryi snatched the skin from Wang Xing's new hand, smelled it, and poured it into his mouth!

Then Li Er laughed and said, "Good wine!" That's wine! Haha Mingshen didn't hurt you in vain, let people carry you into the palace with a collapse, sure enough, it's good wine, how much do you give me such a fine wine! ”

"Your Majesty, you can have as much as you want!"

"Really? Did you make this wine? ”

"Your Majesty strictly said that this wine is distilled by the minister! It is purified and distilled from the light liquor on the market. ”

Then Wang Xingxin told Li Er about alcohol disinfection and wound treatment, and said that the alcohol purification consumption was extremely high.

Li Er didn't bother to taste the wine after hearing this, and paced in the hall a little depressed. It seems that Li Er is also worried about this consumption!

Wang Xingxin saw Li Er and his two uncles with a sad face, although these three often beat themselves, but they were really good to themselves and maintained them everywhere. Besides, does this Datang have thicker thighs than these three people? Gotta hold on!

Thinking of this, Wang Xingxin gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty also asks you to let the queen mother come out, and there is a way to solve the problem of food made of alcohol!"

"Lantian County! When you are the Viscount of the Tang Dynasty, you are not a junior, what you said is true!? ”

"Your Majesty, the kid has fooled Uncle Qin, and Uncle has calculated the process, but he will never dare to lie to Your Majesty!"

"That's good! I'm going to ask the queen! ”

Cheng Yanjin and Qin Qiong looked at each other.

Cheng Yanjin said to Wang Xingxin, who was lying on the floor: "I have fooled Shubao, and I have calculated the old man, hehe..."

Then he saluted Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, it is very painful for the ministers to look at Lantian County!" If the bruise on this ass doesn't dissolve, it will be slower! It is better for His Majesty to allow the minister to personally massage this kid and rub away the blood. ”

"Knowing the festival is reasonable! I'm right! ”

"Your Majesty, you have also been in the army, you should know that the process must be painful, and please ask Your Majesty to find two guards to hold this kid down!"

Then, there was no follow-up but pain and endless wailing......

If you are cheap, you will suffer! If your mouth is happy, your ass will not be happy!