Chapter 27: Throw it into the dung pit
Since the song and dance will not be held until two days later, Nian Nuer was busy preparing for the competition, and he had no time to entertain Zhao Yougong, so Zhao Xiaojunwang had nothing to do for a while. This person, once he is idle, he will think about things in his head, especially Zhao Yougong, who is lying on the table with his head tilted, and the unique white wood incense burns a faint light smoke.
Xiao Tan smashed the walnuts next to him, and pouted at Zhao Yougong from time to time, the little county king is too good at enjoying it, and the smashed walnuts will never be able to provide him with food.
"King Jun, can you eat slowly, the slaves are tired and their hands hurt!"
In recent days, Zhao Yougong often comes to sit in Fanglou, and Xiaotan has a good grasp of his temperament. If you have more contact, you won't be so afraid, although the little county king has a bad reputation and is a scoundrel, but it's not as bad as he imagined, at least he has been in Fanglou for so long, and he hasn't really bullied any sister.
Looking at Xiaotan's sullen expression, Zhao Yougong stretched out his finger and shook it in front of her eyes, "You little girl, why are you still unwilling?" Hehe, but Sister Cui asked you to stay and serve the king, if you are dissatisfied, you can go to Sister Cui! ”
When it comes to Sister Cui, Xiao Tan can no longer refute it, since she came back from the Valley of Secluded Feelings yesterday, Sister Cui'er's attitude towards Xiao Junwang has changed a lot.
"Bang bang" There was a knock on the door, and I thought it was Nian Nu'er coming back, but when the door opened, I saw Zhao Fujin dressed as a man walking in with a smile.
Seeing Zhao Fujin, a strange guest, Zhao Yougong was very surprised, sat up and was about to say something, but Zhao Fujin reached out and dragged him up.
"Brother Ling, come with my little sister!"
Zhao Fujin's face was flushed, looking very excited, Zhao Yougong walked out with her, and wondered, "Fourth sister, where are you going to pull your brother?" But who bullied you? ”
Zhao Fujin kept silent, and came to the outside of the Fang Building, and then she whispered close to Zhao Yougong's ear, "Brother Ling, just now the little sister secretly went to the sour jujube gate, and the big monk is really looking at the vegetable garden!" ”
Stretching his brows, Zhao Yougong shook his head with a smile, this fourth sister was really bored, and she actually went to study Lu Zhishen outside the sour jujube door.
"So what? The fourth sister doesn't need to be so excited, right? ”
"Brother Ling, don't you think this is interesting? The great monk is now having a headache for those splashes, why don't we go and join in the fun? ”
"Fourth sister, the vegetable garden is dirty, are you sure you want to go?"
"Of course, Brother Ling, don't excuse yourself, go with your little sister!" Zhao Yougong was not allowed to say, Zhao Fujin pushed him towards Beicheng.
There is a distance from the Fanglou to the sour jujube gate, and halfway through, Zhao Fujin even coaxed and frightened a group of dogs away, she didn't want the great monk to know their identities, so there would not be much fun at all.
Daxiangguo Temple, from the founding of the Northern Song Dynasty, it has a lofty position, to the Huizong period, although Taoism is more prosperous, but still does not affect the prestige of Daxiangguo Temple, after a hundred years of exhibition, Daxiangguo Temple is a large number of monks. When there were more monks, eating became a big problem, and the temple vegetable garden became an important place.
The vegetable garden covers an area of not small, more than ten acres, there are several large willow trees in the north of the vegetable garden, and there are several houses next to the willow trees. At this time, a burly monk was shaking his head and patting the wooden pier, muttering in his mouth.
"This group of splashes, if you come again, the Sprinkle family will let you have no return!"
"Pap" There was a burst of applause, followed by a string of laughter like silver bells, "The great monk is so interesting, what is the use of slapping wooden piers if you want to deal with those splashes?" ”
"Huh? How are you? Lu Zhishen raised his head and looked at the pair of brothers and sisters in surprise.
"Why can't it be us? Great monk, if you want to make those splashes suffer, just beating won't work! Zhao Yougong squatted down and swung his chin to the right, "Look, isn't that a dung pit?" ”
Lu Zhishen was also thinking about Zhao Yougong's words, and after a while, he frowned and asked, "Brother Zhao, do you mean to throw those scoundrels into the dung pit?" ”
"Hehe, doesn't the great monk think this idea is very good?" Zhao Yougong smiled, his expression was indescribably treacherous.
Lu Zhishen couldn't help but snort in his heart, he was in a trance for a while, who was Brother Zhao, why did he see a trace of ruthlessness at that moment?
Zhao Fujin didn't have so many ideas, she just felt that Brother Ling'er's idea was too damaging, she patted Zhao Yougong's shoulder, and hummed with a small mouth, "Brother Ling'er can't take the big monk badly, he is a monk!" ”
"Oh?" Zhao Yougong stood up and sat on another stool with Erlang's legs crossed, "Fourth sister's words are bad, who said this is a bad idea?" Great monk, do you think this idea is good? ”
"Haha, okay, of course it's a good idea, Brother Zhao is interested in accompanying the Sprinkle family to clean up those splashes?"
"Naturally, otherwise the little brother wouldn't have come here!" Zhao Yougong smiled, and didn't forget to squeeze his eyes at Zhao Fujin.
The villain was ambitious, Zhao Fujin stomped his feet angrily, but then laughed again, hasn't Brother Ling always been a villain, why should he be angry with him?
In the vegetable garden of Nuoda, yellow rape flowers bloom in one piece, like a warm yellow ocean. In the warm spring, the willow silk spits green, but if it is said to be vigorous, it must be rape flowers. In the middle of April, it is the most gorgeous season of rape flowers, perhaps it does not have the enchanting of peach blossoms, the incorruptibility of lotus, and the fragrance of peony flowers, but it has the practicality that other flowers cannot match. From planting, to blooming, to death, rape flowers are not being noticed by the world, and they are staging a vigorous, loyal and reliable way to survive.
In Zhao Yougong's heart, rape flowers are like the dog's tail grass that can be seen everywhere, they don't need to be outstanding, they don't need the attention of others, as long as they have strong vitality.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could turn into a rape flower yourself? It's a pity that he is lonely, but he is always favored like a peony flower, a figure flashed outside the wall, Zhao Yougong smiled lightly, that imperial uncle really has a heart, no matter where he goes, those annoying flies have not disappeared.
In the evening, the two sisters of the Zhao family hid in the room and chatted, Lu Zhishen was lying under the big willow tree with his bare arms, Lu Zhishen has always been like this, there is a wooden plank under the big willow tree, and laying hay is a bed.
Although he was born in the military, Lu Zhishen always has a reckless atmosphere, maybe from his bones, he yearns for the kind of chivalrous life where the sky is the cover. In addition to violence and peace, jealousy and hatred are like hatred, but in the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty, such a good man is always unpopular.
The dusk sun sprinkled in the garden, and there were a few more human heads on the outer wall of the courtyard, those people were sneaky, and after some observation, a black-faced man with a strip of cloth on his head said, "The bald donkey is still guarding, and the horse's face, ?" Trickle? The sled reef is filthy, so the north is inflated? ィ?persuade Hao Ken?? >"Okay, but boss, you have to be faster, that bald donkey is very powerful, if the brothers fall into his hands, there will be a good fight!" ”
"Don't worry, it's been several times, when has something happened?" The boss Fang Dashan said confidently, waiting for the horse's face and? Trickle?? Cang Rush Ka Pan o Lu Na send the block to forgive? p> At this time, most of the stolen vegetables and spinach are leeks and spinach, but fortunately, there is no need to bother, because the monks often put the cut vegetables in the garden storehouse.
Fang Dashan is used to stealing things from the vegetable garden, he has a bad background, his family is poor, stealing some vegetables and selling them has become an important source of income, which is why he is obsessed with stealing vegetables.
A slight sound of footsteps sounded, Lu Zhishen turned over, picked up the water and fire stick next to the wooden board and shouted, "Well, it's you again, don't run, see if the Sprinkle family doesn't break your dog's legs!" ”
Holding a water and fire stick in his hand, coupled with Lu Zhishen's fierce and vicious appearance, there is really a posture of swallowing mountains and rivers, where do the splashes dare to fight with Lu Zhishen, swallow saliva and run back, Lu Zhishen shouted and scolded twice, so he had to follow.
Fang Dashan scolded and spat spit, looking at Lu Zhishen who ran to chase the horse's face, he also laughed secretly, knowing that the bald donkey would be fooled.
Jumping into the vegetable garden, a few splashes walked straight to the warehouse under the leadership of Fang Dashan, they had been to this vegetable garden no less than dozens of times, so naturally there would be no problem of finding the wrong place. Seeing that he was about to arrive at the warehouse, Fang Dashan's steps were faster, and when he stepped out, who would have thought that the originally hard ground was actually extremely soft, and then he heard an "ouch".
With that scream, Fang Dashan's face changed, and when he looked down, there was a large mouse trap hidden there, and the most hateful thing was that the rat trap had also been improved, and there were wrong teeth along the side. Now in the warm spring, I am wearing the kind of thin cloth shoes, and the power of the mouse trap makes the surface of my feet immediately see blood.
"The son of a bitch, the bald donkey put a trap, ouch, why are you still stunned, hurry up and help Lao Tzu get this clip away!"
was yelled at by Fang Dashan, and a few splashes hurriedly pulled the clip, but they didn't get closer to two steps, and one splashed skin caught the road, and I don't know where a stone flew from nowhere, hitting him in the cheek.
"Ouch, who is it, which bastard, has the ability to stand up for Lao Tzu!" There was pain on his face, but he couldn't find anyone after looking around.
Fang Dashan's heart was cold, he felt that something seemed to be wrong today, and he was about to escape, when the bald donkey who had just left galloped back, only to see him laughing, and carrying two people in his hands, take a closer look at the two people who are not the horse faces who are responsible for attracting people. Trickle? The east side of the > vegetable garden is the dung pit used to water the vegetable field, because it is often necessary to add water to the dung pit, so the dung pit is very thin, Lu Zhishen carried two people to the edge of the dung pit, raised his hands, and the two unlucky splashes fell into the dung pit.
Seeing this scene, Fang Dashan was like a dead mother, it was really unpleasant, they used to throw the monks who watched the vegetable garden into the dung pit, but now it was their turn to jump into the dung pit.
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