Chapter 28: Poor Splash
In the spring season, the weather is warm, and the taste of the dung soup is also very strong. If you don't toss, it's okay, as soon as you flutter, there will be dung soup slowly spilled into your mouth, so the two splashes stood in the dung pit and vomited, they vomited so much that they even coughed up tears in the end.
It smelled so bad that the two splashes finally understood how miserable it was to fall into the dung pit, and it felt worse than being beaten badly. Splash skin wanted to climb up, how could Lu Zhishen do what they wanted, the water and fire stick greeted for a while, and the two poor splashes who hit screamed for a while.
Fang Dashan's eyes were about to pop out, he was not a stupid person, he naturally wanted to run away at this time, the problem was that his right foot was caught by a mouse trap, and he couldn't run even if he couldn't run.
"Run away, report to the third and fourth brothers, and let them lead people to save Lao Tzu, quickly"
A few splashes glanced at each other, threw down the mountain and ran to the south courtyard wall, Lu Zhishen knew that it was impossible to catch them all, so he had to keep the injured Fang Dashan. Standing next to the dung pit, he did the same, and as soon as he raised his arm, Fang Dashan fell into the dung pit like a bird.
Due to the injury on his foot, Fang Dashan was unsteady on his feet, and he fell into the dung soup, and when he raised his head, the yellow and black face on his head fell down. Not to mention Fang Dashan himself, even Lu Zhishen frowned when he saw it, and he didn't know how much dung juice was drunk from the mountain below.
"Cough, cough, cough" Fang Dashan opened his mouth to spit out the contents of his stomach, but who knew that this mouth, the smell was so stinking that he almost fainted.
"Okay, you scoundrels, are you really a bully, let you taste the pain of this dung pit today, so that you can know what pain is!"
Listening to Lu Zhishen's thunderous voice, Fang Dashan's face became even more bitter, when he threw those monks into the dung pit before, they were still laughing beside him, but now that he thinks about it, how stupid he is.
"Master, spare me and wait, the little ones promise never to come to you again to make trouble!" After being in the market for a long time, Fang Dashan clearly knows what it means to be a person who knows the times as a junjie, there is nothing wrong with being soft at this time, and when he escapes from here, he will bring his brothers here, there are dozens of people, are you still afraid of this fierce monk?
Fang Dashan's pair of mung bean eyes were dripping and turning, he had a plan in his heart, Lu Zhishen was not a stupid person, shaking the water and fire stick in his hand, and the great monk smiled disdainfully, "What a shameless dog, the Sprinkle family will let you go now, and you will immediately lead someone to make trouble?" Hmph, stay in the dung pit! ”
As soon as Lu Zhishen's words fell, the Zhao sisters walked out of the house with applause and smiles, "What the great monk said is true, they must not be let go, these people must have enough lessons to learn!" ”
It stinks, it was the first time in his life that Zhao Fujin was so close to the big dung pit, and he couldn't help but pinch his nose with a pout.
Hearing what Zhao Yougong said, Lu Zhishen and a few splashes all glanced at him, Lu Zhishen was okay, as soon as Fang Dashan saw Zhao Yougong's appearance, he secretly said bitterly in his heart, isn't this Zhao Xiaojun Wang, why did this little ancestor come here?
In the city of Tokyo, King Zhao Xiaojun is nothing to those people in Gao Ya, but it is not difficult to suppress these splashes, if it weren't for this, he would not have been able to run rampant in the market at the beginning.
"King Yongning, how are you, the villain doesn't know that the master is a friend of the county king, so the county king will spare the little ones" Fang Dashan took the lead, standing in the dung pit and bent down to make a move, but the dung pit was not too deep, otherwise they would have to drink dung soup again.
The shock in Lu Zhishen's heart was indescribable, he had thought that the sisters of the Zhao family were not ordinary people, but how could he have thought that they would be royal people.
The king of Yongning County, who is famous in Bianliang City, of course, is all bad reputation. Lu Zhishen naturally looks down on the king of Yongning County, it seems that this kind of county king who oppresses good and does a lot of evil, when he sees him, he is an old fist to serve, if you want to make friends, it is simply unimaginable. But in fact, he really made friends with this Zhao Xiaojun Wang, and he still screamed at Brother Zhao.
The scene was a little cold for a while, Lu Zhishen had no smile on his face, and glanced at Zhao Yougong with a frown, "Brother Zhao, are you really the king of Yongning County?" ”
"Hehe, why does the big monk have this expression, is the little brother the king of Yongning County, is it so important?"
Zhao Yougong left a word, then ignored Lu Zhishen, covered his nose and squatted by the dung pit, he shook the slingshot in his hand, and said with an evil smile, "Several, why don't we make a bet, this king used this slingshot to throw ten stones, whoever can avoid two, let him go!" ”
King Zhao Xiaojun looked extremely kind, and his tone was gentle, but the three splashes were so frightened that tears came out, such a close distance, even if the accuracy of the little prince was worse, how could it be in vain? In addition, they are pestled in the dung pit and have difficulty moving, not to mention dodging two stones, even one is not easy.
"King of the county, spare your life, as long as you let go of the little ones, the little ones will be cattle and horses in the future, and repay your kindness!"
"Fuck off, does this king need you to be cows and horses? Since you don't want to gamble, then the king can't either, big monk, you can do it yourself! Shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands, Zhao Yougong came to Zhao Fujin, and the two sat under the big willow tree and chatted lightly.
Lu Zhishen has been paying attention to Zhao Yougong, but now his heart is in a mess, and he really doesn't know how to face the situation at this time. However, Zhao Yougong is right, at this time, it is better to solve these splashes first, and as for the rest, it doesn't hurt to talk about it later.
With a cold snort at those splashes, Lu Zhishen walked to the corner of the wall, and after a while, he brought a pile of firewood. The firewood fell on the edge of the dung pit, and the three splashes looked at it steadily, not understanding what the great monk was going to do from beginning to end. didn't wait too long, only to see Lu Zhishen ignite the fire, and a pair of firewood burned up.
Why did Lu Zhishen have to light a fire by the dung pit? The reason, of course, lies in Zhao Yougong.
The dung pit smells, especially the dung pit of the pool of dung soup, but this is not really irritating people, if the fire burns next to the dung soup, the fire is strong, the dung soup is steamed, and the rising moisture falls on the person, like a layer of hair. In particular, the smell of steaming, like the tip of a needle, drills straight into the pores, and sometimes can smoke people to death.
At first, I didn't feel anything, the fire was together, the whole body was warm and comfortable, but after less than half an hour, the three splashes were a little unbearable, the smell around them became stronger and stronger, and it became more and more difficult to breathe.
Fang Dashan felt that he was simply worse off than dead at this time, he had known that this was the case, it was better to lie on the ground and let the great monk beat him, if he didn't die this time, he would be far away from the dung pit from now on.
"Master, please, put out the fire, put out the fire, we are a bunch of bastards, you can spare us!"
This time Fang Dashan really admitted it, this great monk looked rough, but he didn't expect his mind to be so cunning, and he could come up with a way to set fire to the dung pit. Isn't it just stealing vegetables, if you don't steal in the future, it's better than being disgusted to death.
"Heh, you prank, you say it nicely, when did the Sprinkle family let you go, didn't you reply like this? But let you go, you will come to make trouble in less than three days, can you really be cheated by the family? Lu Zhishen stared, picked up the water and fire stick in his hand, and a wooden stick burning with flames rose into the air.
Lu Zhishen grasped it very skillfully, the wooden stick just grazed Fang Dashan's scalp and flew over, although it was a hit, it also scared Fang Dashan's head to buzz, and the lower half of his body was even more and urine, but at this time he was in the dung pit, and no one knew.
I thought that the great monk just had a lot of strength and a little bit of kung fu in his hands, but at this time I knew that this bald donkey's kung fu was so good.
"Master, don't dare to deceive you anymore, let the little one go"
The flames were swaying, reflecting a few tears of broken skin, and just when Lu Zhishen hesitated, there was a chaotic noise at the gate of the vegetable garden, and I saw more than a dozen splashed fish rushing in, some of these people were carrying wooden sticks, some were holding firewood knives, and one even brought an iron spoon for cooking.
More than a dozen people are tall, short, fat and thin, there are all kinds of things, seeing these people, Zhao Fujin burst out laughing, "Brother Ling, look, is this acrobatics?" ”
"Acrobatics? Fourth sister, don't joke, these are those playful rescuers, let's hide, don't involve us! ”
Zhao Fujin couldn't help but object, Zhao Yougong took her hand and ran into the distance, standing at a distance, and he smiled at the dozen or so splashers, "Everyone, where is the person you are looking for, but it has nothing to do with us!" ”
More than a dozen splashes glared angrily together, what the hell, you say it's okay, it doesn't matter, it's really two little white faces who don't know whether to live or die, look at the people these two people are wearing dogs, and they are entangled with the bald donkey. These dozen splashes are all from the Beicheng Heihe Gang, and the two leaders are called street rats Zhang San and grass snake Li Si. Hearing that the brother Fang Dashan was captured, they were eager to save people, and they didn't bother to care who Zhao Yougong was, and they didn't know Zhao Yougong either.
"Two little white faces, I really don't know whether to live or die, brothers, do it, kill these two little white faces!"
Little white face? Doesn't that mean that he Zhao is handsome? King Zhao Xiaojun smiled, but Zhao Fujin was extremely ashamed and angry, "Shameless, you people are really lawless!" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Sanliang glared and smiled even more, but he didn't expect it to be a little lady dressed as a man, "Hahaha, I deserve to be cheap, I didn't expect that a little lady like a flower would emerge in this Buddhist temple!" ”
Rolling up their sleeves, the splashers were extremely excited, and they were about to take down Zhao Fujin by dividing a few people. Seeing so many people, Zhao Fujin panicked, and consciously hid behind Zhao Yougong, for the fourth sister to be so expressive, Zhao Yougong was speechless, since he didn't have that ability, don't do it!
Zhang San hit his head, but before he had taken a few steps, he felt that he had flown up like a bird, and then with a plop, he fell into the dung pit with unmistakable accuracy.
"Vomit big mountain vomit" Zhang San vomited wildly, and before he finished speaking, he saw another black shadow falling, and his good brother Li Si also came to be his companion.
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