"Ma Liu, please greetings to all of you."

A five-room six-pillar stone carved Heng Gate, on the blue background of the rolling clouds and embroidered waves, in front of the archway engraved with four gilded characters of "heaven and earth".

Ma Liu, who had shiny braids, swept Yuan Ji and his party who rode to the horse, and sixteen masters and servants immediately greeted him with three retinues.

Greetings, but didn't hit a thousand, neither humble nor arrogant, just hugged his fists, and his attitude was respectful: "Welcome to everyone, may I ask, is there a brand?" ”

Huang Hai, Suo Etu and the others had never been to the Red Mansion, but they had all heard about the rules here, and they all looked at Yuan Ji together.

Tuershan on the horse just leaned over to look at Ma Liu, wearing a stiff-shouldered straight top woven from unknown materials, with a tightened waistline, slits on both sides, a short black windbreaker, strange pants with trouser lines exposed under the hem, and shiny black leather shoes covering the laces, the whole person looked unusually straight and neat.

"Sixth?"

The more Tu Ershan looked at it, the more familiar he became, and he shouted, "Aren't you the sixth child in Yangfang Hutong?" How do you guard the door here? ”

Tuershan is a yellow flag, and his home is in the Dogtail Hutong next to Shichahai, next to the Yangfang Hutong.

"Tuye, the little one has to be chewed."

Ma Liu recognized Tu Ershan, earlier than the other party recognized him, but he ushered in the dignitaries who were sent to see more, and most of the regular customers did not go to the main gate, and they didn't make friends when they recognized Tu Ershan, but they hugged their fists again, "Xie Tu Ye patronized, and the small one will send a fruit plate to your old man in a while." ”

"Dare you open this store?" Turshan asked angrily.

"Not really."

Ma Liu was triumphant, "We pay attention to personal stocks, performance stocks, management posts, and special positions, do you think that hardcore crops will remain unchanged in drought and flood." ”

"Alright, don't talk about it."

Yuan Ji jumped off the horse, took out a few copper-colored cardboard tickets from his sleeve, counted three and a half palm-wide "ten passes" tickets printed with "Yuan Zhen Liheng", and handed them to Ma Liuyi, "Na, deposit, make a temporary sign, we will have a meal, take a bath, and leave." ”

"There is a guarantee from the ninth master, what do you want......"

Ma Liuzheng was talking, and when he saw Yuan Ji glaring at him, he immediately stopped his mouth and beckoned to the left and right, "Don't wait for a few masters to get off the horse, let the stable be on the ground, and the horse will brush well." ”

"Wait."

Lang Tan slid off the horse, flicked the reins at the horse's neck, jumped in front of Yuan Ji in two or three steps, and hurriedly asked, "Temporary brand?" What's the sign here? ”

"I don't know."

Motoyoshi shook his head and walked forward while handing the reins to the "parking boy".

"Huh?"

Lang Tan was stunned for a moment, and was busy chasing Yuanji, "Isn't this the property of the Ninth Master, how can it be ......?"

"Oh?"

Yuan Ji stopped and turned around, and asked in a cold voice, "Do you know who drove it now?" ”

“… Didn't the minions just remember? Lang Tan slapped his head and looked suddenly enlightened.

"Rejoice and rejoice, first think about when you met the mentally handicapped."

Yuan Ji turned around and walked on, "Then answer you who rubbed rice." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the three open-top sightseeing carriages parked on the bluestone pavement parallel to the cobblestone road across the flower garden, "Stay up all night and be hungry, I guess you don't have the heart to visit the garden, let's take the fast lane and eat first." ”

The five guys who rubbed the food and the domestic servants and guards who came with them followed in a hurry.

"Master, please."

The open-top carriage in the garden is just like the battery car in the park and the golf course, with a horse-drawn cart with a canopy, two horses and four wooden wheels, and can seat up to six people.

Regardless of whether it is full or not, leave when you see a guest,

There is no bogie or shock spring in the carriage in the park, but the decoration is luxurious.

The road conditions in the park are very good, but there is no risk of overturning, and it mainly serves as a substitute tour.

Especially at night, the fuel lights next to the carriage road are lit, and the sightseeing carriages running on the carriageway with a string of red lanterns are hung on the carriageway, which is a scene in the park itself, called "Ghost King Night Watch".

The drivers were all handsome young men, with black bearskin fur hats, bright red double-breasted tops, red striped black pants and leather shoes, and British lobster soldiers dressed in a water.

It's just that the British army at this time doesn't have such a sharp appearance, unless the groom in the cottage Yuanji Garden!

"Hey, who is this broken arm** little lady?"

A group of masters and servants sat in three carriages, and the turtles who came to the "heaven and earth" for the first time were looking left and right in a strange way, especially the metal and stone sculptures on the side of the road that were very different from those in Middle Earth.

A large statue on the side of the road aroused Turshan's interest, and he pointed to the statue and asked.

"Venus with Broken Arm."

Yuan Jitian in the front row said shamelessly, "The master studied the Xiyi calendar, so he asked people to chisel a Yiren fairy to come out and see, and after carving, he felt that his arms were redundant and destroyed the overall beauty, so he cut off his arms and put them in the garden." ”

The Severed Arm Venus, like many post-Renaissance forgeries of ancient Greek history, must have been forged and forged, unearthed a century and a half later.

None of the British Museum and the Louvre Museum in France, with its exhibits on ancient Greece, are true.

Before the Western Renaissance, there was no chronicle, the only history was "Homer's Epic", that thing was the European version of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", and there was no history of its own, and where did the history of ancient Greece come from?

Ancient Greece did not have paper, where did so many written records come from, thousands of years can not be found, a Renaissance suddenly all emerged, more magical than the appearance of oracle bone inscriptions, even the "Geometric Original" is a fake ancient Greek forgery.

If you want to do it all, Yuanji will put the Wang Ba in the Yongding River all over the net, and the tortoise shell will be buried for a moment, and the future China will be able to invent everything in the human world!

Who made it or not, Yuanji was short of Western statues, so by the way, he carved out the broken arm Venus and put it on the side of the road as a street scene.

A lie repeated a thousand times is the truth.

In the competition of civilizations, we have to learn from Europeans and Koreans, what you and mine, is mine!

The Chinese invented everything!

"This Xiyi immortal, undressed?"

Suo Etu's eyes and head turned with Venus, but his mouth was quite decent, "Obscene and filthy gods, shameless." ”

"Yiren, there are a lot of quirks, wearing a sheep-like stinky wig, you don't necessarily have to take a few baths in your life, you don't have to wear much, and you can rub two handfuls when it rains."

Motoyoshi spared no effort to promote racism that discriminated against the Yi, and it was better for Europeans to go back and explain their wigs and not bathing to Orientals every day, than to explain their footwraps and braids to Europeans every day.

If you can win, breast augmentation is fashionable, what is such a trendy hairstyle as braids? Yo, Chek fuss!

No matter how blind self-confidence is, it is better than the most rational inferiority.

"I guess the old dishes are not new to you."

Yuan Ji stretched out his hand and flicked the small copper bell under the canopy, and after attracting the coachman's attention, he ordered, "Go to the fairy hall." ”

"Gotcha." The driver said yes, indicating that he had received it.

"What Immortal Hall?" Suo Etu beside him was curious.

"Heaven and earth."

Yuan Ji's legs were cocked towards the front bar of the car, and Yuya Youzai explained, "There are Zhou, Spring and Autumn in the world, Warring States, Qin, Han, Jin, Tang, Song, Liao, Jin, Yuan, Ming, and Qing. I have the Zhou Hall, the Spring and Autumn Hall, the Warring States Hall, the Qin, Han, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, let the time go back, enter the hall at that time, use the furnishings at that time, eat the dishes at that time, and enjoy the scenery at that time.

Go to the Tang Hall, you can enjoy the Gongsun Sword Dance, the water snake waist, the fine willow sword, the two swords flying up and down, the horse stepping on the Feiyan, and the copper finch meandering. Gongsun sword dance, a dance of the city. ”

"Can you watch?" Tong Guowei came to the spirit.

"I can't see it, the Tang Hall hasn't been built yet, and Aunt Gongsun's sword dance has long been lost, so it's good to be able to restore three points of charm."

As soon as Tong Guowei was deflated, he heard Yuan Ji laugh and said, "Don't worry, there are not only us in the world, but also Hu people and foreign countries."

The hall is added slowly, and the furnishings must be as real as possible, where can I dig the bronze carriage of the Qin Dynasty? Steal the grave and dig the grave, and kill it! Imitation has to find an expert to restore every bit of it. You can't just pull a little lady who is a showman, and confiscate Aunt Sun, right? If you want to be meticulous, you can't be in a hurry. ”

After a pause, he said, "This fairy hall, that is, there are not only Laojun and Buddha in the sky, but also Xiyi's bare-chested immortals?" What the gods eat, I don't know, it's just a guess. If you can find the novelty dishes you can think of, try them all in the fairy hall, and that's all you can eat as a fairy. ”

Suo Etu looked around at the surrounding roadscape garden, and could vaguely see a lot of hollow windows, and outside the stone carved building, there was also a scaffolding: "This garden is expensive, right?" ”

"The cost is secondary, and the value is the value, not the price."

Yuan Ji said indifferently, "No matter how cheap the garden is, as long as it loses money, it is a money-losing product, and you don't want it for grandpa." No matter how expensive the garden is, as long as it can earn money for the master, it is a cornucopia, and no matter how high the cost is, the master is not afraid. ”

"Reasonable."

Suo Etu loves money, knowing the ability of the strange guy in the royal family in front of him to toss and trade, his eyes were stunned again as soon as he was eager, "The slave looks at the ninth master here, and it seems that he still picks customers?" ”

"That's not it, it's the same as the old bustard in the yard who introduced the red girl, still holding the pipa and half-covering his face, and paying attention to refusing to welcome."

Yuan Ji chuckled, "Any threshold is fake, I'm here, rich is the master!" ”

"Epigram, epigram."

The Manchurians did not regard money as much as the Han people as much as they regarded money as dung, and all five of them were amazed.

"Welcome, sir, please."

The carriage stopped between the porch of the "Hall of the Immortals" and the central fountain of the arch relief columns, and everyone was shocked again, only to see eight women wearing slit cheongsams, holding silk handkerchiefs with one hand and flicking them, wearing high heels, swaying in front of everyone, and squatting together.

"Is this from the flag, or from the palace?"

Suo Etu and the other five people's eyes were about to pop out, usually the flag people and women don't have this way to wear it.

The snow is still falling, so the silk cheongsam is slit? The palace didn't hold a weird-looking handkerchief and shook it, what kind of appearance is this?

Not to mention, it's really better than the concubines in the palace.

"It's all in the flag, how do I know what it's like to serve the gods? Let our banner women make do with it, and it's the same as in the palace, don't you feel uncomfortable, change and change it, and avoid it. ”

Yuan Ji waved his hand disappreciably, "Come in." ”