Cheng Chumo is very busy, so busy that he is indispensable for every crossing during the Tang Zhenguan period.

Every traverser who encounters Cheng Chumo almost always beheads chickens, burns yellow paper, and worships his sons as brothers. Like his father Cheng Biting Jin, he always escorted the traversers all the way forward, and finally soared to the marquis and worshiped the prime minister.

Thinking of every person who wears Zhenguan is to let Cheng bite the gold pit, he will let Cheng bite the gold pit! Wang Xingxin was beaten twice for the first time he saw it, and now he is still lying on the hay pile, and the chrysanthemum tightens and his butt hurts when he moves slightly! said that he was cheap, but he was also beaten by Cheng Biting Jin!

Wang Xingxin secretly decided that he must applaud Cheng Chumo and bite the gold! glanced at the person who carried the black pot at Cheng Zhimo, the size was just right!

Just as Wang Xingxin was in infinite reverie, Cheng Chumo looked at Wang Xinxing suspiciously, and said, "You said that my father is your uncle?" ”

"Yes! General Cheng really asked me to call me Uncle! ”

"But why don't I remember your brother? And why do you call me Uncle Daddy? ”

"Do you know Liu Laoer? That's my uncle! Your daddy's big brother! ”

"I don't know! Your uncle is my father's eldest brother, so why isn't his surname Cheng? Oh! I know! ”

"What do you know?"

Cheng Chumo looked at Wang Xingxin with a harmless face and didn't speak, just looked at him like that. Then he suddenly dragged Wang Xingxin off the carriage, Wang Xingxin was thrown to the ground, and before he could react, Cheng Chumo got off the horse and kicked Wang Xinxing hard! He screamed while slapping, "What's wrong with me?" Of course I know you're a liar! Violated military discipline and was beaten with a military stick! I also made up that it was my father's nephew! Which of my father's nephews I don't know? Do you think I'm a melon peel? Bastard beats the ball! ”

All this came too fast, not to mention the big cow and black baby in the back, they didn't react, and Cheng Yanjin's personal soldiers who were guarding him didn't react!

Just when Wang Xingxin was about to be kicked to death, the commander of the personal soldiers sent by Cheng Yanjin finally reacted! Stopping his waist and hugging the furious Cheng Chumo, he said urgently: "Young General, don't fight!" I can't beat it! This is really the nephew of the great general! ”

"Cheng Dong! What do you say? Is this kid really my father's nephew? By the way, why are you here! ”

"Major General, it was the general who ordered the little guard to protect this Langjun! The general really recognized him as a nephew! ”

Cheng Chumo, who was a little blind, looked at Wang Xingxin, who was still rolling and wailing on the ground, and said to him curtly: "Why don't you explain!" I hit the wrong person! Hmph, but if you tell my father that I beat you, I will see you hit you again and again, and each time it will be worse than the other! ”

After speaking, he threatened Cheng Dong and others: "Ben Jiang has never been here!" I haven't beaten anyone! Remember them all! ”

After speaking, Wang Xingxin, who didn't seem to see the wailing on the ground, accidentally stepped on his buttocks, turned over and galloped forward on the horse.

Cheng Dong picked up Wang Xingxin, who was still wailing, and called two people to lift him to the carriage, and asked the medical officer to show Wang Xingxin. After learning that it was okay, it was just a flesh injury, and finally breathed a sigh of relief! Then he looked at Wang Xingxin with disdain and said, "This Langjun, you can honestly lie on the carriage and make less trouble!" Again, the little one would rather be heavily blamed by the general than lead the escort of your errand! ”

Wang Xingxin, who was lying on the carriage and moaning, rolled his eyes and looked at Cheng Dong helplessly, thinking: Why didn't you stop Cheng Chumo earlier! Sooner or later, the master will have to pit you!

The black baby in the back, the big cow, they also came over. At that time, they just watched in amazement as Cheng Chumo beat Wang Xingxin and didn't reflect it, one was that the black baby who was protecting Wang Xingxin was only concerned about gnawing on jerky.

"Brother Xin, why were you beaten again?!"

"Black baby! It's not a beating! It's not to fight and not to know! ”

"But, I only saw you being beaten!"

"That's General Cheng's son, and his brother! How I can do it, I have to be humble! Humility! That's virtue! Convince people with virtue! You got it! ”

"Oh, what a good guy the new brother is!"

The people next to him laughed when they saw Wang Xingxin being so miserable and still dying to save face! Even the worried and anxious Da Niu and Liu Gangzi couldn't laugh straight.

After everyone dispersed, Wang Xingxin thought sadly: "Why? Why? That's not how the plot is! No! It should be the head of the elder brother and the younger brother, just worship! It's supposed to be an affectionate hug for each other! How could this be! How could this be! ”

When others cross and meet the Cheng family's father and son, they are either very valued or spoiled, even if they are beaten, they are also loved, and they are cared about, and the most they are beaten is that their buttocks hurt for a moment. Who would have thought that when he crossed over and met the Cheng family's father and son, he was beaten twice by the old one and the military stick was beaten twice in a row, and he was beaten by the small one after a day! What kind of fate is you!

Not to mention crossing with a bare ass, he was robbed by the wealthy family before he could make more money before he could use the only knowledge he had. Liu Lao Er met was a person with status, but he just wanted to be a hermit. Even the only son was implicated in the army, and he didn't look for a relationship! I still see that I am useful, and I can be of great use to Datang to find the blacksmith.

Alas! This is simply unreasonable! Since you have arranged for the master to cross, why do you want to torture the master again!

At this time, Cheng Chumo had already hit his horse and arrived at Cheng Yanjin's Chinese army branch. At this time, the army had only traveled less than fifty miles. The more Cheng Chumo thought about it, the more worried he became, his father himself knew best, if he knew that he had beaten that kid, he would definitely beat himself up, and after thinking about it, he would simply come to a wicked person to sue first!

"General Qiqi! Something will be reported at the end! ”

"What?"

"Back to the general's words, the last general heard that someone claimed to be the general's nephew, this person's words were quite arrogant, and he was really disrespectful to the general, and the last general beat that kid with grief and anger! Later, I heard Cheng Dong, the general's personal guard, say that this person was indeed recognized as a nephew by the general. I have come to ask the general for his guilt! ”

"What did you look like?"

"Although it is a little miserable, it is all a flesh injury, and it must be recovered in ten days and a half months!"

"Good! Well beaten! Wait until that kid heals and find a reason to beat him up again! If you beat someone up, the general will punish you, but if you beat this kid, you just need to beat him to death! Beat it up to you! ”

"General Xie! When he's healed, I'm going to beat him up again! ”

Cheng Chumo saw that his father did not punish him, and encouraged himself to continue to beat that kid and couldn't help but be ecstatic! The march was long and boring, and I was worried about how to pass the boring march, and now I have a ready-made sandbag!

You can take a beating to digest and digest when you are full, and you can take a beating to relieve boredom if you are upset! What a wonderful man!

Just as Cheng Chumo was thinking about how to use Wang Xingxin as a pastime on the march in the future, Cheng Biting Jin said again: "There are four people with that kid, one of them is called Liu Daniu, and that is your Uncle Liu's only son!" Your father has never told you about Uncle Liu, and it was the old man's righteous brother when he was in Wagang. That's your real brother! Be courteous when you see each other! Not to be taken lightly! Hehe, your kid's nickname Ugly Cow also follows the big cow! ! ”

Cheng Chumo touched his head in wonder after being driven away by Cheng Yanjin: "The name of the master was taken with that big bull brother!" I'm just saying how Daddy gave me such a nasty nickname! I see, but the ugly cow seems to be worse than the big one. Never mind! It's all cows! From now on, it's a family! ”

After talking to himself, Cheng Chumo beat his horse and walked back, wanting to see the big cow brother. Before he reached the column of the army where the big bull was, he heard the boy who was beaten by himself lying on his horse muttering something, and he approached and listened carefully."

Alas! The heavens are in charge of the Si people, and they must work their muscles and bones first, and they really bloom first! ”

What and what is it! Sure enough, I owe a beating! Just as I was about to go and smoke another whip, I heard the kid say: "Die before leaving the school, and the hero will be full of tears.... Although I am not dead, sir, it is almost the same as death! It hurts! ”

When I heard Wang Xingxin sadly recite the famous sentences plagiarized from the Du Gong Department. Cheng Chumo put back the horsewhip he was about to raise, "This kid may really have some skills, at least this poem sounds good!" ”