Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Don't Understand the World of Fools

The big cow sitting on the ox cart is not like Heiwa's heartless gnawing on jerky, he is much smarter than Heiwa.

Since Wang Xingxin came to their village, a series of events have made him feel a little lost and puzzled. happened to be born and lived a peaceful life, how could the new baby come, although the life is getting better and better day by day, but it is not very peaceful! Even his only son was conscripted into the government army.

And his father looks at the baby very much, and even he is a little jealous. There is also the events that have happened these days, which makes him feel that his father seems to have a big secret hidden from him, and the new baby knows some. Even the legendary General Cheng has become his uncle, at least his life can be saved, he doesn't have a baby yet, and his aunt is still waiting at home.....

Looking at the other soldiers who were marching hard next to the ox cart, they looked at themselves sitting on the ox cart with envy, and suddenly felt that it seemed that this time it was not bad to join the army! Sure enough, what the new baby talked about was generally like playing, but the new baby was pitiful and was beaten several times. The new baby is very good, but it's a little cheap! Presumably he deserved to be beaten!

Just when Da Niu was thinking nonsense, Cheng Chumo came to the ox cart where Da Niu was riding, jumped off the war horse, threw the horse to the sergeant on the side, and then jumped on the ox cart and unceremoniously lined up Da Niu's shoulder and said, "Are you my big bull brother?" ”

"The little one is the big cow, but the word brother doesn't dare to be. I don't know what the little general is doing to find the big cow? ”

"My dad said yes! You're a brother! I also said that the nickname of my ugly cow was taken after the name of your big cow. Your dad is my father's sworn brother! You're my big brother! If there is anything to find a brother in the future, it is ......"

Cheng Chumo is actually a fool! The world of fools can only be understood by fools!

So Heiwa, who is also a fool, said in a muffled voice on the side: "Brother Niu, you didn't hear this brother say that his father is his uncle's brother!" Of course we're all brothers! If you don't call your brother, who is it! There is a very strange drop! How can you repay the melon! ”

"Haha! This black brother is right! Hey! As black as me! Surely a good man! ”

After speaking, he looked around and looked at the four sides, except for some of the marching soldiers and the Cheng family's own soldiers, there was no one else, so he secretly took out a leather bag from his arms and handed it to Da Niu and Heiwa and said, "It's all brothers!" Take a bite of the best Sanle pulp! It's just that don't let the marching secretary Cao Shen and others see it, or we have to beat the military stick! ”

When the confused big cow was hesitating whether to take the skin, the black baby snatched it and said: "Big cow brother is twisted!" It's all brothers, of course they have to drink, the black baby hasn't drunk wine for more than a year, not to mention that I have never drunk these three pulps! If you can't beat it, you just can't beat the baton together! I can't die! You see that the new baby is not dead!"

After speaking, he took the skin and poured a big sip because he drank it too quickly, and the three pulp was too strong for Heiwa, he had never drunk such a strong wine. The last time I drank was a year ago, I stole half a bowl of weak wine from Liu Laoer. After the black baby who was choking on the wine and coughed non-stop calmed down, she shouted that the strong wine was really the legendary Sanle pulp!

"Ugly cow brother! There's a lot of bacon from the new baby, you can take some of it and eat it with wine! It's delicious! Meidi is very! ”

Cheng Chumo just likes this straightforward man, he goes straight without any scheming! Seeing that Heiwa was very bold, he took the bacon handed by Heiwa and took a big bite of it, and after a while, Cheng Chumo, who was trying to swallow a mouthful of bacon, shouted delicious! Heiwa said to Cheng Chu quite proudly: "It's delicious!" We brought a bullock cart pinch! It's enough for us to eat Hexi! Besides, it's not enough, there is also a new brother! He can do it all! He can turn anything into a delicious drop! No matter how ordinary things are, in the hands of the new brother, it is very beautiful! I'll tell you ....."

Just when Da Niu and Liu Gangzi looked at the two of them in confusion, you take a bite of meat, I take a sip of wine, and they are eating and drinking while discussing the delicacies made by Wang Xingxin. Wang Xingxin, who was lying on the carriage, suddenly smelled a faint smell of wine, and following the smell of wine, he saw that Heiwa was talking to Cheng Chumo on the ox cart, you and I drank it and ate meat.

The master is lying on his stomach in this carriage, you are so good! Eat and drink! And that bastard Cheng Chu silently beat the master and ate the meat made by the master! It's really unbearable!

"Black baby! That Cheng Chumo just beat up your brother and me, how can you give him back meat to eat? I even drank with him! You're not afraid of military sticks? ”

"New brother! Isn't it just a military stick! It's okay if you get beaten three times a day! I'm not afraid! Besides! I'm not afraid of pain when I drink! ”

"That Cheng Chu Mo just beat up your brother and me!"

"How stingy is the new brother! Brother Ugly Niu just said! That's also a cure for you? ”

"Heal? Brother is not sick? Besides, if you are sick, how can you use the method of beating to cure it! You're a coward! Angry brother is coming! ”

"Brother Xin, you are the melon! Brother Ugly Niu said, you are a cheap disease! It can only be cured by beating! You forgot how Uncle cured you of your melon disease when we didn't go on the expedition a few days ago! ”

Wang Xingxin looked at Cheng Chumo who was smiling speechlessly, and looked at the big bull and bar that were laughing. The surrounding government soldiers and pro-soldiers were also holding back their faces flushed, and they must have dared not laugh out loud.

In the end, Wang Xingxin's eyes looked at the innocent, righteous Liu Heiwa and shouted in his heart: "How can I meet such a foolish brother!" I don't understand the world of foolishness! ”

Wang Xinxing looked at Cheng Chumo helplessly and said, "Give me the wine!" Or I'll go to your dad and sue you for stealing alcohol!" ”

Cheng Chumo smiled evilly and asked the people around him: "Tell me out loud what the master is drinking!" ”

Everyone replied in unison: "The young general drank water!" ”

Wang Xingxin pointed at Cheng Chumo with a sad and indignant face, and couldn't say a word! It's just that the fingers keep shaking!

"You're called a new baby, aren't you? Just call you a new baby! I'm talking about new babies! I'll repay my dad after beating you up! My father said that anyone who beats up is guilty of military discipline! It's just to beat your new baby and not violate military discipline! Let me find a chance to beat you up again! But I just heard from the Heiwa brothers that they can cook a lot of food! If you cook more delicious food for your brothers, hehe, I will spare you! Otherwise, when you get better, you will have to beat your ass again! Cure your cheap mouth! Heiwa, are you saying that my brother is right! ”

Heiwa crossed her fingers and thought about it, then said, "Brother Xin, what Brother Ugly Niu said is very right!" If you get more delicious drops, you won't have to beat the drops to cure your cheap disease! I just heard from Brother Ugly Niu that if you don't cure your cheap disease as soon as possible, your head will fall off! How can you still live! ”

Wang Xingxin looked at the four people on the ox cart in a daze, and sighed helplessly: "A good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him, and it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!" You guys wait for my brother to find the field sooner or later! ”

So Wang Xinxing sighed and said, "Cheng Chumo, you go and find some flour and grease for your brother, but don't want mutton fat!" Seeing that it's not early, I'll make you a delicious meal of dripping noodles when I'm ready to cook! ”

"New brother! Seriously! Brother Ugly Cow, go find noodles, the soup cake called noodles made by Brother Xin is very beautiful! ”

Cheng Chumo, who is also a foodie, couldn't help jumping off the ox cart and getting on the horse to find a face, and said to Wang Xinxing on horseback: "If it's not delicious, I'll treat you well tonight!" ”

Wang Xingxin saw that Cheng was silently beating the horse and walking away, so he called Heiwa to the carriage, slapped him on the head and scolded: "You fool!" Even my brother is pitted! That Cheng Zhi silently beat up brother, what do you say to him! What a melon! ”

"You're the one who cowards! Treat you for a cheap illness and blame others! Kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs! ”

Seeing the big cow and the bar rolling on the ox cart with a smile, Wang Xingxin sighed at the black baby: "Brother! You foolish world brother really doesn't understand! ”