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readx; "What? You... You said you were the emperor today?! Yuan Sisi pointed at Yu Fan and said with round eyes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info [Burning ^ Wen ^ Library] The current Yuan Sisi was simply stupid by Yu Fan, and dared to pretend to be the emperor today, if he was not crazy, he was an idiot! Obviously, in Yuan Sisi's eyes, if Yu Fan can speak normally, then he is not an idiot, and naturally belongs to the category of crazy people!

Because Yuan Sisi was masked with white veil, Yu Fan couldn't see her expression, but he could also guess how colorful Yuan Sisi's expression was!

"Well, that's right, I just said that I came out to see the opening ceremony of the branch of the Red Cross Relief Committee... The heir said that the heir is the current emperor, why are you still pulling the heir's ear?! Yuan Sisi didn't want to listen to Yu Fan continue to make it up, so he directly grabbed his ears and twisted them!

Yu Fan complained bitterly in his heart, the identity of the emperor was endured without weight in the palace, how could he not even have any deterrent power when he left the palace!

Yu Fan didn't expect that Yuan Sisi was just a fool who wanted to be an emperor and wanted to go crazy!

"Hmph, can you still be the emperor today? Who is it for you, if you are the emperor, can you still casually recognize this little girl as your godsister? You took the wrong medicine! ”

"Oh, I see, it seems that whipping you with a leather whip is still cheaper for you, hmph, I have to slap you in the mouth! Let you know what the consequences are of lying in front of this catch! ”

"Don't, don't! I have proof! I have proof! Yu Fan grabbed Yuan Sisi's wrist tightly with both hands, for fear that Yuan Sisi would give himself a few big mouths as soon as he let go!

"Oh? Do you have proof? Hum! It's all this time, do you still think you are the emperor today? I'm pumping... Yuan Sisi withdrew his hand and just wanted to fan Yufan, but he didn't want to be stepped on coldly by Hua Mei'er on the side! Yuan Sisi was in pain, raised his foot, touched his toes, and jumped straight away!

"Brother Yufan, why are you still stunned, run!" After saying that, Hua Mei'er turned around and spread her legs and threw them away!

"Oh, my mother, the hero doesn't know the loss in front of him, and thirty-six plans are the best plan!" Just in case, Yu Fan kicked away the leather whip and green sword on the ground, immediately clamped his buttocks, and ran in the direction of Hua Mei'er with a smoke!

"You two don't run!" Yuan Sisi deserves to be the first female catcher in the capital, endured the pain, and limped after her! That's quite fast, and the distance between me and Yu Fan has been kept within three meters!

"You two don't want to be chased by me, if I do, I will definitely beat you into pigs' heads!" Yuan Sisi raised his hand hoarsely and roared.

"Hey, hey!" Hua Mei'er turned her head to look at Yuan Sisi, who was stunned, and said with a smile: "Whoever runs in the end is a pig's head!" ”

"You... Good! Let's put down my reserve today and have fun with you! Saying that, Yuan Sisi didn't chase after him, but squatted down directly, quickly took off his fast boots, and after standing up again, he aimed at the back of Yu Fan's head with one eye, and threw it forward!

Yu Fan ran and ran, feeling as if Yuan Sisi was not coming, but when he looked back, it was a boot flying in front of him!

"Ahh

It's really better to be a human being, Yuan Sisi didn't see Yu Fan being smashed and falling, what she saw was Yu Fan holding his boots to his mouth!

It turned out that when Yu Fan looked back and saw the boots, he opened his big mouth in surprise, and the flying boots just happened to be inserted!

"Uh-huh! Ahh Yu Fan was spit out by the boot!

"Oh yes! It seems that I am the first emperor in history to dare to eat boots! ”

"Yuan Zhukuai, your boots stink, haven't you washed your feet for ten years!" may have been infected by Hua Mei'er, Yu Fan also turned around and teased Yuan Sisi.

"You!" Yuan Sisi pointed at Yu Fan in place, her face was flushed, she couldn't continue to run after taking off her boots, she could only stomp her feet angrily and roared, "You two remember me!" I won't let you go next time I see you! ”

"Bye-bye..." Yu Fan finally wanted to wave his hand politely and walked away, but he didn't expect that he actually stepped on two round gravels!

"Ahhhh

Due to inertia, Yu Fan kicked his limbs and glided directly into the air!

"Brother Yufan! That's amazing, how did you do it?! Teach me! Hua Mei'er saw Yu Fan flying in the air for no reason, and she clapped her hands and shouted happily!

"Poof! Ahhh ”

After flying for a few seconds, Yu Fan landed directly on a piece of grass and continued to slide forward! And in front of the meadow is an artificial lake!

"Poof!" Yu Fan threw himself into the artificial lake without any accidents!

"Ahh Help! I can't swim! ”

"Brother Yufan, what's wrong with you, what to do, what am I going to do!"

Hua Mei'er also remembered that Yu Fan didn't know how to swim when he was pushed into the river by herself, and was rescued by Gou Jian, but Hua Mei'er couldn't swim, so she could only watch the fluttering Yu Fan in a hurry!

At this time, Hua Mei'er saw Yuan Sisi walking slowly with one bare foot, so she shouted: "Yuan... Fast! Hurry up and save Brother Yufan! He fell into the water! ”

"Got it, don't worry, let him try the taste of a cold shower!"

"Brother Yufan, he can't swim! Yuan Zhu, hurry up, hurry up! ”

"Humph! Why should I save him, he caused me to lose a boot, and instigated you to leave the palace, it's more than innocent! ”

"Oh, Brother Yufan is really the emperor today! Get into the water and save him! Look, this is Yu Fan's brother's jade pendant! I saw Hua Mei'er take out a piece of Hetian jade carving dragon and phoenix Chengxiang jade pendant from her pocket and throw it to Yuan Sisi.

Yuan Sisi held the jade pendant, and he could determine the extraordinary thing by feeling it, and the dragon and phoenix on it were auspicious, which only the emperor could wear!

"He... is he really the emperor today?!" Yuan Sisi's lips trembled, and his face turned purple!

"He is really the emperor today..." These words have been ringing in Yuan Sisi's mind and lingering!

"Oh my God! I gave the current emperor a whip in the ass? I also screwed his ears! Oh my God, what the hell have I done! It is impossible to forgive sins in death! ”

"Yuan Zhu, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and save Brother Yufan!"

"Oh, ah! Ok, good, good! Yuan Sisi saw that there was no trace of Yu Fan on the lake, only a few strings of bubbles, she quickly took off her other boot, and then untied her coat, took off the masked white veil and hat, jumped forward, and entered the lake with a pop!

After about a quarter of the incense, Yuan Sisi came out of the water with Yu Fan in his arms!

After going up to the grass and putting down Yu Fan, Yuan Sisi gasped for breath and said to Hua Mei'er: "Quick! Fast! Call the doctor! ”

Hua Mei'er was desperately shaking Yu Fan and shouted, "Brother Yu Fan! Are you okay! Wake up! Don't scare the charm! Yes, yes, I remember to have artificial respiration at this time! Yuan Zhu, hurry up and give Brother Yufan artificial respiration! ”

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