[Ran^Text^Library] Yu Fan squinted his eyes and glanced at the sword on his neck, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body, and the beads of sweat on his forehead couldn't stop coming out, flowing down his cheeks!

At this time, he remembered the classic noun of Xing Ye: At that time, the sword was only 0.01 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of the sword would fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie. Although the novel has told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect!

"Think, think, hurry up and come up with a lie to make Yuan Sisi fall in love with himself! If you think of it, you will be saved! Yu Fan's face was flushed, and he was almost incontinent, but he couldn't think of any reason to make Yuan Sisi fall in love with him!

"Say, what is your purpose in taking this little palace maid out of the palace without permission? If you dare to tell a lie, I'll make your head move at once! ”

"You... Do you want to be so strong, hey, that, woman, I call you a heroine! You misunderstood, I'm not a professional child trafficker, I'm an employee of the Red Cross Rescue Committee in the palace! Mei'er and I came out to go to the Beijing branch of the Red Cross Relief Committee opposite the Fireworks Rain Restaurant to help! Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! ”

"I was wrong, I shouldn't be nosy, I shouldn't listen to Mei'er's to provoke you, the female uncle, am I wrong!" Yu Fan thought to himself, after all, every hero has a time when he is aggrieved, and at this time, it is nothing!

"Humph! Look at you, you can't get any better, this is dying, you still don't repent, you're still talking here, you and I Yuan Sisi is a three-year-old child, although I haven't entered the palace, but I haven't heard of the Red Cross Rescue Committee in the palace! If you want to deceive people, please use your mind! I've caught a lot of liars, but I've never met a liar as stupid as you! ”

"I'm telling you, I don't have time to spend here with you, give you another chance, if you don't tell the truth again, I'll take you back to the prison and let you taste my Yuan Sisi's whip!" As he spoke, Yuan Sisi also untied the leather whip hanging from his waist and shook it in front of Yu Fan's eyes.

"Uh..." , although you shouldn't think about it at this time, Yu Fan admitted that when he saw Yuan Sisi's temptation posture of throwing the whip, his brain was indeed evil, and he thought of a bloody picture that he shouldn't think about at this time!

"Oh, if you don't believe me, I can take you to the branch to have a look", Yu Fan snorted at Hua Mei'er again, and said: "Mei'er, Mei'er, quickly help say something, say that our branch just opened, let her know that this is a misunderstanding"

"Yes, my sister without a trace's shop has opened, you can go over and have a look!"

"No trace? What are you talking about, but the flowers of the Spring Pavilion are traceless? Yuan Sisi said.

"Yes, do you know my sister?"

"Hmph, I don't know, but I've seen it, you two big and one small are really going to collude, Hua Wuxian is obviously the top brand of the Spring Appreciation Building, and you actually said that you went to open a store! Do you think I am an idiot, if I believe this reason, then what else can I do as one of the best female catchers in the capital! ”

"You... Ahh Help me! Kidnapping! Lynching is being abused! "When I met Yuan Sisi, Yu Fan was really out of options, all he could do now was to shout for help, hoping that someone nearby would be able to hear it!

However, Yu Fan miscalculated, Yuan Sisi was not in the slightest hurry, but meaningful, looking at Yu Fan like watching a monkey show, not caring about Yu Fan's hysterical shouting at all!

Yu Fan shouted so much that his throat was about to burst, but even if someone heard and saw it, he immediately turned around and left!

"Hmph, shout, keep shouting, even if you break your throat, I'm afraid no one will come to help you! Hehe, you still dare to be a thief and catch a thief, I think you really don't know what it means to be safe without suffering a little! ”

I saw Yuan Sisi remove the sword from Yu Fan's neck and said, "You, turn around for me and bend down!" ”

"Huh? Turn··· Turn around? Still bending down? You... What do you want? I'm not such a casual person! ", alas, Yu Fan's thoughts are evil again!

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, tell you to turn around and turn around, and if you are verbose, believe it or not, I will kill you with a sword!"

"Okay, good uncle, you cow! You're ruthless! Those who can play with swords have the most weight to speak! I admit it! At the same time of extreme grievance, Yu Fan also secretly made up his mind in his heart, after returning to the palace this time, he must find a master to practice well, and the next time he goes out of the palace to see Yuan Sisi, he will directly bombard her with eighteen palms of the dragon!

"Smack!"

"Ahh

Yu Fan's idea of wanting to practice peerless martial arts flashed through his head, and his cocked ass was immediately slapped by Yuan Sisi with a whip!

"Hmph, I've decided, I don't have the patience to wait until I'm back in prison, I'm going to give you a taste of my whip here! How about it, my strength is okay, don't worry, I'm very gentle, I can't hurt your muscles and bones! ”

"You... You! Yu Fan covered his spicy buttocks, turned around, his cheeks were dripping with sweat, his eyes were bloodshot, and he pointed at Yuan Sisi tremblingly, unable to say a word!

He never imagined that one day he would be made with a leather firecracker! This role has been reversed, and there is a wood!

"You you, what are you, hurry up, if you don't tell the truth, I'm going to have a second whip!"

"Mei'er, go and call your sister over, hurry up and stop this crazy woman!"

Yuan Sisi stopped Hua Mei'er and said, "Little girl, don't you want to slip away!" ”

"Hmph, don't you know what the hell you have in mind, it's better for one person to leave than two to be caught, right? If I am deceived by this little trick, then I will be the first female catcher in the capital! ”

"Quick, say it or not, if you don't say it, turn around for me and bend down!"

"Tell me, talk about your sister!" , Yu Fan roared.

"Hmph, stubborn! Then don't blame this girl for not giving you a chance! Saying that, Yuan Sisi wanted to kick Yu Fan directly!

“stop！ Time out! Wait a minute! ”

Seeing that Yuan Sisi wanted to raise his feet, Yu Fan hurriedly made a gesture of pause according to the international standard!

Yu Fan didn't want to explain his identity as the emperor, but if he didn't say it, he would die! Yesterday, the rib injury has not healed, and if Yuan Sisi kicks him again, he will definitely be crippled!

"What, figured it out?" , Yuan Sisi said.

"I figured it out, I shouldn't have put a fork in the first place! Let me tell you, I am the emperor today, and this time I came out for a private visit, but those who don't know are not guilty, so I will pardon you for the crime of lynching with a whip! Yu Fan waved his hand generously and said.

"Jingle bell, snap"

Yuan Sisi's green sword and leather whip fell to the ground together!