Chapter Ninety-One: The Wine Smells Fragrant and the Ass Is Swollen

Don't think that if the heavens give you some small breezes, there will be no heavy rainstorms, as the saying goes, on a good June day, a child's face will change. It just so happened that the fourth year of Zhenguan had passed in the scorching heat of June, and this God's face seemed to be very fickle recently, and this was not a small breeze just after the rainstorm was coming.

Please continue to persevere in the unlucky life! The road to the Tang Dynasty, which is full of thorns, has to endure the pain! Come on, Lantian County!

Wang Xingxin, who took the six eunuchs who knew how to clean, was very excited and returned directly to Yuanlou Village, handing over the six eunuchs and how to use the skills of these six eunuchs correctly to Qin Yong.

You have to do everything yourself, that's a! The lord just wants to have something to do with the housekeeper, and the maid comes to serve him when he has nothing to do, this is the life of the lord.

Sichuan pepper and pepper, the peerless double pepper, one pinched Wang Xingxin's shoulder, and the other peeled the best grapes that were chilled to come to the Western Regions!

Wang Xingxin, who was very proud, was enjoying it when Wang Da was sweating profusely and said, "Sir, Grandpa Cheng is here!" There are also some strange things, saying that you have made the steamer ready. ”

As soon as Wang Xingxin heard the steamer, he immediately remembered the still made by the blacksmith in Cheng Fuzhong, could it be done?

Wang Xingxin, who was almost thrown from the rocking chair, hurried to greet Cheng Biting Jin, and after meeting, he slapped Wang Xingxin to the ground with his big fan-like hand, and then looked at Wang Xingxin who was humming on the ground and said: "The old man went to the barracks to find you kid, I didn't expect you to hide in this mansion and be happy!" Today, even if Your Majesty punishes the old man, it will make your tired bastard asshole bloom! ”

"Uncle Cheng, don't fight! Listen to your little nephew's explanation! ”

Cheng Yanjin didn't listen at all, how could he fight if he listened? Cheng Chumo is training in the new military camp, and the remaining two children are in school, and Cheng Yanjin has not been able to beat the children happily recently! It just so happened that this Wang Xingxin bumped into the muzzle of his gun, and with the very distiller that the blacksmith in his house had worked hard to make, even if he beat up this bastard, he probably wouldn't go to His Majesty to complain!

grabbed Wang Xingxin and put it on his knees, and then crackled, and beat with his thick hands the size of a fan like beating a tambourine with a brisk rhythm!

With Wang Xingxin's wail, it is definitely a Datang version of rock music!

The great demon king Cheng put down Wang Xingxin, who was full of tears and resentment in his eyes, walked to the main hall, sat on a rocking chair, grabbed the chilled grapes and said to pepper and pepper while eating: "Hurry up and help your lord in to see the old man!" ”

After the peerless Shuangjiao supported Wang Xingxin, who was about to bloom, to the main hall, Wang Xingxin leaned on the small body of the pepper and said with a crying voice: "Uncle Cheng, the little nephew is going to complain to Your Majesty!" You're hitting me again! I don't even listen to your explanations, and I'm unreasonable! Could it be that the little nephew who came to Datang is here to let you play? ”

"What? No way? You are the nephew of the old man! The old man is your uncle! Spoil you, hurt you, and beat you! Do you dare to go to His Majesty to complain? The old man recently loves to eat the so-called flower chicken you made, and there are a lot of chicken feathers at home! “

Wang Xingxin mentioned the chicken feathers again when he heard it, and he didn't care about the pain in his buttocks and said: "If you want to fight, you can fight, anyway, the little nephew is used to it!" Just a good reason to rest at home for a few days! ”

"How! The old man didn't suffer in vain this beating, hehe, how good it is to rest at home, there are beautiful maids waiting, and there are these chilled Western Regions grapes to eat, it's better than the new barracks, say it, how can you thank the old man! ”

I'm going to thank you for being beaten up, what kind of reason is this! Wang Xingxin was very puzzled, could it be that this old goblin really saw that the master had been working hard to find a reason to rest for a few days?

Just when Wang Xingxin was thinking about his sister, Cheng Biting Jin said: "It's just right, the still is ready, and you just got the wine out for the old man a few days after you were recuperating at home!" If not, hum! After speaking, he ignored Wang Xingxin and went to find Qin Qiong.

Listening to Cheng Biting Jin's words, Wang Xingxin suddenly understood! This old goblin is for this! Let's get it straight! Hitting someone counts as a ball!

Summoned Wang Da to help himself and went to look at the still, it seemed to work! The exquisite workmanship is simply a work of art, the condenser pipe is actually knocked out of copper little by little, and the Datang craftsmen are really mighty!

"Sichuan pepper, go! Let Jian Jian hurry up! ”

"Sir, what do you call the last general's commands! Ask Qin Yong for money and take someone to Chang'an City to buy wine! The more the merrier! Don't ask why you let you witness the miracle after buying it! ”

Zhao Xingjian is definitely a good soldier who obeys orders, and he will go back to do things without saying a word.

Wang Xingxin, who was lying on the collapse and let the pepper use a simple ice pack to apply to his buttocks, said fiercely: "Old goblin, wait, want to drink?" I'm going to get drunk to death with you! The first wine smells fragrant, you drink it and try it! ”

After Zhao Xingjian took people to buy a large cart of all kinds of wine that could be bought on the market, Wang Xingxin asked his family and his subordinates to quickly move the jars and jars containing wine to the kitchen.

Let the subordinates in the house renovate the pot stove a little, and then command the people to start installing the still, after the installation, Wang Xingxin asked people to pour the Xinfeng wine that Zhao Xingjian bought, and after lighting the fire, he waited anxiously.

If this wine is made better, it must be a rich source, and it can also please Li Er and the group of uncles who love to drink, if they can't make it, there is no big loss, the only thing I am afraid of is that Cheng Yanjin will think that he is guilty of melon disease and did not make this wine, and he can't say that he will be treated.

Looking at the retort without blinking, Wang Xingxin's biggest worry was that the sealing could not meet his requirements, and as the pot opened, Wang Xingxin saw that there was no air leakage and put down more than half of his heart.

After a while, when Wang Xingxin felt that it was about the same, he personally pulled out the small wooden cork on the wine vessel, and a small stream of clear spring with a strong smell of wine flowed on the ground, and Wang Xingxin hurriedly asked people to take the empty wine jar and continue.

The more and more wine came out, the smell of the wine became stronger and stronger, and the peerless double pepper on the side was going to faint. Wang Xingxin dipped his fingers in the head wine in the wine jar and tasted it, and suddenly his tongue was hot, this degree should be about sixty degrees! It seems that this still is doing a good job!

Wang Xingxin jumped up excitedly regardless of the pain in his buttocks, and then said to Shuangjiao: "Go and invite my Uncle Cheng, just say that the wine is made!" Ask him to taste it first! ”

After a while, Cheng Biting Jin screamed like a whirlwind, smelling the thick aroma of wine, Cheng Biting Jin hurriedly said: "Where is the wine!" This wine is so fragrant! Fast! Let the old man taste it first! ”

Wang Xingxin said with a wicked smile: "Uncle Cheng's little nephew has to tell you in advance, this wine has to be drunk slowly little by little, it's too strong!" If you are drunk or wake up drunk, you have an unbearable headache, but you can't trouble your nephew! ”

"There's a good wine, and the old man is still looking for you kid to make trouble! Quick, let the old man taste it first, no matter what, he won't trouble you! ”

Seeing Cheng Biting Jin into the pit, Wang Xingxin asked people to bring a big bowl like a human head and pour a bowl full of freshly steamed head wine, Cheng Biting Jin wanted to snatch it over, but he was afraid that he would accidentally knock over the wine bowl.

Seeing this, Wang Xingxin smiled and handed the wine bowl to Cheng Yanjin with both hands, and said, "Uncle Cheng must drink slowly!" ”

Cheng Yanjin smelled the intoxicating aroma of wine, how could he take care of these, and he drank it all when he picked up the big bowl!

Then he heard Cheng biting Jin howl a few times like a wolf and shouted: "Lie! What a fucking spirit! Your kid really made a wine that is stronger than Sanle pulp, and this is the wine that you drink! But.... But..."

Before he finished speaking, he fell directly to the ground, Wang Xingxin looked at Cheng Yanjin, who was drunk on the ground, and said happily: "This is a sixty-degree head wine, even if you are known as the first drunk in the Tang Dynasty, you have to be drunk!" A bowl full of a pound of liquor is stuffy in one gulp, and everyone has to get drunk!"

However, Wang Xingxin was still very considerate and asked his subordinates to carry Cheng Yanjin into the guest room, and even ordered people to feed some cold boiled water, and they should be served close to him and could not leave.

If the old goblin gets drunk to death this way, it will be a great sin!

Wang Xingxin touched the still very gently after seeing his subordinates carrying Cheng Yanjin away, as if he was caressing the most beautiful lover, and said affectionately: "There are spirits, alcohol is not far away, and you can make perfume with alcohol!" Datang beauties and young wives, please go crazy for me! ”

"Bastard! Who are you letting go crazy about you?! Tell me why Zhijie drank your liquor and fell to the ground drunk! ”

Wang Xingxin saw that it was Qin Qiong and hurriedly said: "Uncle Qin, why are you here, your body can also drink some grape wine, and this strong wine needs to be renovated again, and the little nephew will make you some medicinal wine before you can drink it!" ”

"Hmph, don't sell good things to the old man here! The old man asked, "Why are you drunk like this?" ”

"Uncle Qin, that's Uncle Cheng himself who doesn't listen to his little nephew's persuasion, so he has to drink it all! That's when I got drunk! ”

"Make up, keep editing! When you were talking to yourself, the old man wanted to come and ask you why you asked Your Majesty for a eunuch who would be cleansed! The old man heard it! ”

"Hehe, Uncle Qin, what did you hear?"

"I hear you be calculating! Let's take our lives! The old man also let you rest at home for a few more days! Just brew that medicinal wine for the old man..."

Now Wang Xingxin's ass is really blooming, and it is swollen like that small hill......