Resurrection Spoof Collection (Constantly Added)
Scene 1: (Fighting in the White Mountain and Black Water)
The German soldiers happily ate stir-fried mountain vegetables, stewed vermicelli with pork, and stewed mushrooms with chicken......
"Mother, brothers, I have gained a lot from going down the mountain this time, and I have done this bowl with the third master."
Captain Dietrich laughed wildly and took a bowl of clay and drank it all. The wild boar on the grill was shining, and there were a few Japanese soldiers stripped of their military uniforms and wearing only a crotch cloth on the side of the grill, and under the blazing flames, the captain's big face, which was already a little wine-colored, was now even more red and shiny.
Scene 2 (Silver English Version)
"What a beautiful starry sky, Christian."
Feng. Royancram stood at the bow of the ship and looked up at the starry sky, sighing.
"Yes, Your Excellency."
Christian. Feng. Admiral Hertz heartily agreed.
"My journey is this ocean of stars, hundreds of billions of stars and hundreds of billions of dreams, are you willing to follow me?"
Feng. Royancram didn't look back, he was still looking up at the stars.
"I will follow you, Your Excellency!"
Feng. Hertz replied firmly.
"You two idiots can still stand there looking at the stars and talk nonsense! If you don't come over and help, the lifeboat is starting to leak, and if you crouch there again, you'll throw the two of you waste into the sea. ”
Alfred. Admiral Zaft shouted a rebuke with a bucket.
Scene 3 (Fengyun Edition)
Xu Jun sat in the comfortable general's lounge in the temporary base camp in Paris, drinking Longjing tea comfortably.
"Report to the Führer, an old man has asked to see you."
Dougan whispered.
"Huh?" Xu Jun put down the teacup.
"Did he say anything?" Xu Jun knew that Daogen would not disturb himself during tea time for trivial matters.
"He said there was something important to talk to you about, and ...... He said he was from China. "Dougan knows the Führer's preference for China.
"Yes, then invite him in." Xu Jun stood up and straightened his uniform.
"This is His Excellency the German Führer, old and polite."
A thin old man came in, and at first glance, there was indeed a taste of fairy wind bones.
"Oh, I don't know what the gentleman is here for." The German Führer also involuntarily dragged up the text.
"Well, the old man is proficient in the science of astrology, two months ago I watched the stars at night, and suddenly saw a red star in the sky in a circle, this thousand years of rare wonders. That night, four verses fell from the sky in the old man's dream, and the old man pinched his fingers and counted them, and this verse should be on the head of His Excellency. Therefore, the old man immediately got up and traveled across the sea to meet His Excellency the Führer here......"
The old guy leaned his neck and continued to talk, but Xu Jun's face slowly sank.
"It turns out that Your Excellency is an astrologer, and I don't know what those four verses are......"
"Ahem...... These four verses are...... Isn't the golden scale a thing in the pool, and it will ...... when it encounters a storm," the old guy shook his head and tail with a tone.
"Stop!" Your Excellency's head was stunned by three horizontal tendons.
"Someone's coming...... Drag this old guy out and bury me! The brutal Nazi leader gritted his teeth and ordered.
"After reading this comic, you dare to come to me and pretend to be a master, do you think you are really a mud bodhisattva......" Xu Jun angrily drank the cup of Longjing, which was already cold.