After settling down, He Ruoxi had a confused expression, "Old Wu, what are you talking about?" , why not be happy? ”

"You are still pretending to give me thin porridge soup, you eat well yourself!"

"Lao Wu, you speak with your conscience, I was hungry yesterday until now"

"Nonsense! You're not bad, you're meaty, bullying me blind, I don't know if it's a cut? ”

A few words of foreshadowing, He Ruoxi knew that Qian Dingzhang was going to have a gimmick. But she herself couldn't figure out how to turn this burden over. Because according to the routine in the book, Wu Blind now belongs to the state of being a family disciple with four walls, how can there be meat? But he still picked up a sentence, "Lao Wu, you are talking nonsense, there are no rats at home, where is the meat food?" ”

"Hmph, I have evidence, Laiwang, let me ask you, where did you pour this washing water?"

"Wash your face" He Ruoxi hesitated slightly, thinking that the gimmick was related to this water, and thinking of the look just now, he boldly said, "Water, poured out of the soup can" (soup can, in the old days, Wudi kitchens used three-eye big stoves, that is, a hearth can burn three pots at the same time, but one of them usually does not put the pot, but puts a clay pot all year round, which is specially used to boil all kinds of hot water for daily use).

As soon as Qian Dingzhang heard it, the little girl fully understood what she meant, and her face was blank, "Hmph, I know, are you cooking shrimp by yourself in the soup can!" I missed one, and it's right in my mouth right now! ”

Everyone is inexplicable, you must know that a "Jade Dragonfly" will not appear in three months from the beginning of the song, what is going on today.

Qian Dingzhang made a "poof", made a gesture of spitting out of his mouth, caught it with his right hand, and then said to He Ruoxi, "Look, this shrimp is not small." ”。 Then he whispered a word to her.

"Ah" He Ruoxi was taken aback, and immediately wanted to laugh.

At the moment, he covered his mouth with his hand, "Oh, yes, this is not a shrimp"

"Ah, what's that?"

"A big cockroach!"

"Gross." Qian Dingzhang was about to vomit.

The audience was in full bloom, the listeners laughed back and forth, and a few mouths of tea sprayed into the necks of the listeners in the front row, and the latter didn't care about scolding, and they were really cramping when they laughed. The cousin just finished laughing, and was about to get up and continue pouring water, when he heard that he didn't care about working here, and laughed wildly with his stomach in his hands.

The laughter lasted for a long cigarette before it dissipated, during which Chen Bui laughed even more tears, so he had to take off his glasses and wipe them, Liu Shenwei and Li Guangbiao also shook their heads, "This kid is amazing, gimmicks one after another"

On the stage, Qian Dingzhang looked like he had just vomited, and said while wiping the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief, "It's good now, first the rat moved, and the cockroach just now discerned the taste in its mouth, it seems to be quite big, it is estimated that it is the head of the household, the head of the family is gone, and it is estimated that sooner or later it will be destroyed. The response from the audience was naturally expected.

The plot advances, Wu is blind from time to time, and is brought into the Jin family by the Jin Mansion housekeeper to tell fortunes, and when he is waiting for the summons of Grandma Jin in the gatehouse, he happens to meet another Jin Mansion maid, Sister-in-law Zhou. Wu Blind owes Sister-in-law Zhou's money, in this performance, He Ruoxi's role as Sister-in-law Zhou has to be teased in every way, Qian Dingzhang's Wu Blind Man, and the latter can't afford to pay it back for a while because he owes money, so he can only deal with it carefully, moving left and right in the conversation between the two, which is also a place where jokes are intensive.

Since he came to power just now, He Ruoxi has been holding his breath, he has always been used by Qian Dingzhang to find happiness, but he can't fight back. So my brain has never been idle, and I always think about finding an opportunity to clean up this annoying Qian Dingzhang, so that he can see that this girl is not easy to mess with. has a solid foundation at a low level, and she really found an opportunity, which is right now.

At this moment, more than half of the plot has progressed, and Sister-in-law Zhou's role is almost over, He Ruoxi turned her eyes and said, "Oh, Mr. Wu, I also know that you are shy in your pocket, so let's do it, I don't want you to pay back the money, just repay the principal when you have enough money." ”

Qian Dingzhang was stunned for a moment, "This, this, there is no such thing in the old book, this chick is blessed to add drama to herself?" Thinking of this, he quietly turned his head to look at his lower hand, just as He Ruoxi squinted his eyes and smiled at the corner of his mouth. Qian Dingzhang secretly shouted, "It's not a good thing, looking at this girl's expression, she obviously looks like she is in her chest, well, her chest seems to be quite big, so you have to have a c... After thinking about it, He Ruoxi began.

"You don't have to ask for money, you always have to thank me, right?"

"Yes, yes, this is reasonable" Qian Dingzhang could only go down step by step according to the rhythm set by He Ruoxi.

"Hey, these days, I'm also annoyed, I want to relax, I want you to do me a favor?"

"Oh, oh, please speak, as long as I can do it, it is incumbent!"

"Okay, what's in your hand?"

"Huh?" Not only did Qian Dingzhang's audience begin to react, but I hadn't heard this before, could it be that this beautiful little girl who didn't talk like anything also began to have gimmicks on the spot? And it seems that he is also going to have fun with Qian Dingzhang, and there was a buzz in the audience for a while.

Qian Dingzhang couldn't only answer the "three strings" (the old law fortune telling, the blind man also has to take the three strings, even rapping and singing, it is also a good folk art, and it is much more professional ethics than the current gang of fake blind people to cheat money)

"Hey, I'm upset, I just want to listen to the tune, or, you sing the opening part to me," after speaking, he covered his mouth and smiled, turned to the audience with big eyes, swept his mouth and said "Ah Hao" at the same time, so that this question is equivalent to asking for the opinions of the audience.

She was born extremely beautiful, and she got along with Lu Zuixian day and night, and her words and deeds have already gained a bit of the true legend of disaster to the country and the people. The audience is not too big to see the excitement, and when they saw such a delicate little beauty begging for themselves, they all laughed and coaxed "Sing one, sing one".

"Rely on," Qian Dingzhang said with a wry smile on his face, "You two masters and apprentices have the habit of hanging people." Damn, this is equivalent to taking the upper hand all for you, nnd, where is it so cheap, you let me sing the beginning, okay, I'll sing "The Legend of the White Snake" to detain you to the setting of a green snake"

He Ruoxi saw that Qian Dingzhang was silent for a while, but with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he knew what he was thinking, so he gently urged, "Sing or not"

"Sing, since Sister-in-law Zhou likes to listen to it, I'll sing one, then sing"

"Mr. Wu, I still have a request" He Ruoxi hurriedly cut off his words, "You know that I am a timid person, and what I am most afraid of is snakes and insects, so don't sing "The Legend of the White Snake" After speaking, he looked at Qian Dingzhang with a smile on his face.

"Hahahaha" burst into laughter from the audience.

"Look, this little ghost girl, she's not stupid, who said she was a gimmick just now"

"I can't see that this gimmick is interesting, reasonable, and not a drama at all"

"Yes, yes, it depends on how Mr. Xiaoqian picks it up, if he sings "White Snake", he can still go back, and now he can't sing it by name, see what he does. The little ghost girl is kind of interesting."

Qian Xunzhi looked interesting, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Lu Zuixian who was standing beside him, who also happened to be towards him, and after the two eyes met silently in the air, they each smiled, "Mr. Lu, a good apprentice to teach, arranged flowers on the stage at a young age, and made it seamlessly, without leakage."