[003] I said, I'm a god

Wang Yun was very panicked by Cao Cao's sudden assassination, he looked at Ma Xiaoquan who fell to the ground in horror, and then looked at Cao Cao.

"You, you" Wang Yun was speechless.

Cao Cao stepped forward and stabilized Wang Yun and said: "Lord Situ, don't panic, just now this guy claims to be an immortal, and he has doubts, so he pretends to panic, pretends not to understand his words, and waits for his vigilance to be slightly reduced, and stabs with a sword. ”

Wang Yun, who was in shock, shook his body and shook his head incessantly.

Cao Cao saw that Wang Yun was so timid, so he was no longer respectful, and said: "Lord Wang, I came late at night to discuss the matter of ambushing Dong and the old thief. ”

Wang Yun kept shaking his head and said: "How can you be so rebellious, the immortal shows himself in front of you and me, there is always his reason, you kill the immortal privately, you will be punished by heaven."

Cao Cao Zhengse said: "Heaven's damnation? Joke, Cao has never believed in the way of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods since the founding of the world, and now an ignorant madman can deceive Lord Situ Wang, Cao is deeply chilled. That's it, so, why did you assassinate Dong Lao's thief? ”

After Cao Cao finished speaking, he was about to leave.

However, Cao Cao had just walked a few steps when he saw Diao Chan fainting on the ground, and he stayed again.

Cao Cao turned around, pointed at Wang Yun and said, "My lord, Rong Cao will send Miss Diao Chan back to the bedroom first." ”

After Cao Cao finished speaking, he was about to reach out and hug Diao Chan.

―――――――――――――――――――― the scene is changed and let's talk about Ma Xiaoquan.

It is said that Ma Xiaoquan was beaten by Cao Cao's real sword, which was indeed a fatal injury, and it really surprised Ma Xiaoquan.

He did think that Cao Cao didn't understand his Mandarin, and later switched to the lame Shanxi Jinzhong dialect that he was not very proficient in, but when he was stabbed by Cao Cao's sword, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly felt that Cao Cao was pretending to be a big-tailed wolf.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan deliberately screamed and fell to the ground and did not move.

He wanted to hear what Cao Cao and Wang Yun still had to discuss.

But I didn't expect that after Cao Cao stabbed himself, he actually played Lai Pi, and if he didn't respect Wang Situ Wang, let's not talk about it, and put Dong Zhuo aside, the most annoying thing is that when this guy left, he still wanted to take the Diao Chan and the Mink Beauty away, and what else did he say that he wanted to send back to the bedroom?

Ma Xiaoquan was beating a drum in his heart, not that he liked Diao Chan or anything, but if he made such a fuss, wouldn't history have changed, and once history changed, he might not have ceased to exist.

In addition, Cao Cao's words are actually very easy to understand, and it may also have something to do with him being a captain, after all, an official, talking to so many soldiers, always has to speak some dialects that everyone can understand, right?

Ma Xiaoquan saw that the momentum was not right, endured the pain in his left chest, and stood up suddenly.

At this time, Cao Cao had already held Diao Chan in his arms, and looking at his expression, it was clear that he was a good man who was cheap.

But as soon as Ma Xiaoquan stood up and Cao Cao saw it again, this thing was more funny.

First of all, Cao Cao threw Diao Chan down, regardless of whether the woman in his arms was a beautiful woman or not, in short, his life was important, and then Cao Cao hurriedly pulled out his sword after Ah, shook his hands and confronted Ma Xiaoquan; Secondly, Wang Yun and Wang Situ were surprised and happy when they saw Ma Xiaoquan wake up suddenly, at this time, he can be described as old tears.

Cao Cao said in horror: "You are not dead yet? ”

Ma Xiaoquan covered his left chest, bared his teeth and said: "I said, I'm a fairy, but you don't believe it, hey!" ”

Wang Yun stepped forward, knelt down in front of Ma Xiaoquan with an old bone, and cried and said: "The immortals atone for their sins, the immortals atone for their sins, the people are ignorant, it's the fault of this thief!" Wang Yun said, pointing at Cao Cao.

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he despised Wang Yun from the bottom of his heart.

Let's not talk about Cao Cao, who was also deceived by you to assassinate Dong Zhuo and Dong Lao, don't you say anything about this abacus, and now you are in a hurry to clear up the relationship with yourself, the older you get, the more slippery your head becomes.

Ma Xiaoquan gritted his teeth and endured the pain and said: "It's okay, it's okay, Xiao Cao didn't try it, I also want to sue you, since Comrade Xiao Cao had the courage to confirm the immortal, then the immortal simply said a few more words." By the way, Xiao Cao, don't be in a hurry to go first."

Ma Xiaoquan said, stepping forward and grabbing Cao Cao's hand holding the sword.

In ancient times, people believed in the way of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, even if we Cao Cao Cao was materialistic, at this time, I was stupid when I saw Ma Xiaoquan standing in front of him alive.

As soon as Cao Cao let go, he said three "knocks" to Ma Xiaoquan.

"The immortals spare their lives, and the little people don't know the immortals"

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and interrupted: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm an immortal, come, sit!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan pulled Cao Cao and Wang Yun to the seat.

In fact, Ma Xiaoquan's chest injury kept bleeding, and it was very painful, but Ma Xiaoquan felt very surprised that he was so uncomfortable, how could he still be awake, and his thinking was still very clear.

"Eggs~" Ma Xiaoquan suddenly remembered that before the entity crossed, eating eggs after being injured could heal quickly, so he hurriedly said to Wang Yun: "This immortal came this time to ask for something!" ”

Wang Yun said respectfully: "Although the immortal said, as long as the small people can do it, they will definitely do it!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan smiled and gently touched the seven-star knife on the table.

"This immortal actually came here this time to respect the master's order, because the master and his old man said that the world will change hands in less than 40 years, so the master sent the immortal down to observe the people's feelings."

"What?" Wang Yun was startled, and said in a trembling voice, "The words of the immortals, my Han family is about to change hands within 40 years?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan nodded pretendically: "This is exactly what this immortal means!" ”

Cao Cao interjected: "Xiaomin dares to ask the immortals, who is the new master?" ”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he snorted twice in his heart.

When I used to read history books, some scholars believed that Cao Cao had not had much interest in the Han family since he was a child, and when he grew up, he experienced the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the crusade against Dong Zhuo, the division of the heroes, the unification of the north, and the battle of Chibi, which strengthened the belief that the Han family would perish, but he was smart, so he was not in a hurry to become the emperor, so after his death, his son Cao Pi hummed and let the silly boy of Emperor Han Xian give up the throne and inherit the unification.

Now it seems that the theoretical inferences of those scholars have some truth.

Wang Yun Lao'er is pedantic, and it is easy to say that he is also one of the three princes of the Han Dynasty, and it is estimated that he will also leave after 40 years, so Wang Lao'er must be loyal to the Han family.

As for Cao Cao, according to historical records, he was born in 155 A.D., and now he is almost around 189 A.D., that is to say, Cao Cao is thirty-four or five years old, and he is in the year of fighting, whether he is scheming or domineering, he is on the rise, so Cao Cao dares to ask this, it must be his true words.

Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said: "The Tao of this immortal is not enough, the master of this immortal knows, but the master said that the six roots of this immortal have not yet been purified, so he did not sue the immortal."

Cao Cao interrupted Ma Xiaoquan and asked, "Dare to ask the immortals, who is the Lingshi?" ”

Cao Cao's words stopped Ma Xiaoquan.

It's true, I, Ma Xiaoquan, made it up just now, and now you ask me to tell me about my master, and my mother will not lie if you still have this problem.

But there is no way, since one lie has already been told, it must be fulfilled with another lie.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan pretended to nod his head very deeply, and said: "Master Benxian usually calls himself 'Ci', and Master also claims to be 'Zuo Gong', so you can call him Zuo Ci." ”

"Zuo Ci?" Cao Cao thought thoughtfully.

Ma Xiaoquan was secretly happy in his heart.

Cao Cao, I didn't make it up, according to the back of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", you and Zuo Ci Zuo Da, the two of you had a close contact, although in the end people drifted away, and although, because of the head wind, you cut down our dear Hua Tuo, and the people's green bag book has not been handed down, but you did have a friend with Zuo Ci, right? So, you kid want to go slowly, when you meet Zuo Ci, you will almost become the emperor.

"Okay, this immortal makes a long story short!" Ma Xiaoquan said, "Since this immortal is respected by the master, he naturally needs to find something." ”

Wang Yun flattered and said: "Shangxian, please say, the little people should not give up!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan smiled, originally wanted to say the purpose of his visit this time, but Ma Xiaoquan thought about it again, Mingfa asked him to find the solar recorder left by Huang Jingming, I can't tell these two people directly, so Ma Xiaoquan hesitated for a while before saying, "Have you ever seen a small board?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan said that there is a certain amount of truth, first of all, on the information sent by Ming to himself, he roughly drew the appearance of a solar recorder, it seems, it is indeed a tablet, but it is not a tablet, it is just a record; Secondly, since the drawings were scribbled with pencils, some of the handwriting was indeed a little illegible after all these years.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan thought about it for a long time before asking.

"Little board?" Wang Yun and Cao Cao muttered in unison.

Ma Xiaoquan's heart was cold, it seems that there is no play, these two typical questions and three don't know.

But then again, after experiencing the demonstration of their immortal ability, Wang Yun and Cao Cao stopped playing tricks anymore, and directly told Ma Xiaoquan: We don't know, and we haven't seen it.

Ma Xiaoquan was depressed, it seems that this task is not so easy to complete.

But soon, Ma Xiaoquan said again: "Hehe, don't get in the way, don't get in the way, Benxian is just asking, in fact, this is not in a hurry, it's just that Benxian came in a hurry and didn't eat, so I have to bother Lord Wang to eat." ”

When Wang Yun heard this, he looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise.

Ma Xiaoquan also understands that this old guy must be thinking, why do you still have to eat when you become an immortal.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan continued: "Oh, didn't I just say it, the master said that my six roots are not exhausted, so the master sent me down the mountain this time, firstly, to observe the people's feelings, and secondly, to let me experience the joys and sorrows of the world, but the fate of the dust, I said so, do you understand?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan has already said it very bluntly, if Wang Yun doesn't understand again, then he is really a good mallet.

Ma Xiaoquan was wrong, since Wang Situ can be ranked as the third duke, he naturally has his ability, as soon as Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Wang Yun nodded and immediately ordered his subordinates to serve food.

Cao Cao is different, a generation of "traitorous males", he will definitely not be so easily fooled, but Cao Cao chose to be silent very smartly, and Ma Xiaoquan didn't notice this at all.

Soon, the meal was served.

Looking at a large table of food, Ma Xiao's heart trembled.

His grandmother's is corrupt, and the people outside can't eat it, and there are really a lot of delicacies in your old guy's house!

I can't care about it so much, so I'll eat it first.

Ma Xiaoquan tasted this bite, took a bite of it, and said while eating: "Lord Wang, why are you so polite, just order a meal!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan has his reason for eating, he originally wanted to let Wang Yun serve two eggs, and he recovered from his injuries after eating, but he didn't expect Lord Wang Situ to serve a table of delicacies.

Forget it, eat something good first, anyway, the blood will flow to him, and Lao Tzu will eat Lao Tzu.

After Hai ate a meal, Ma Xiaoquan burped and said to Wang Yun: "Lord Wang, bring a few more eggs!" ”

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan's words, Wang Yun's jaw almost frightened.

Let's not talk about Ma Xiaoquan's appetite, Lao Wang, I worked hard to put together a table of good dishes and good meals, don't you eat it, and you still need two ordinary eggs? You're too annoying to me, aren't you?

As Wang Yunsangong, if it was an ordinary person, he would have been cut out a long time ago.

But now it's Ma Xiaoquan, the immortal he thinks.

Therefore, Wang Yun instructed his subordinates to do so.

After a stick of incense, the eggs came up, still freshly cooked.

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