After the boiled eggs came up, Ma Xiaoquan didn't care about the burning, so he pinched them open and sent them to his mouth. (Digression: Xiao Jue has to admire Ma Xiaoquan's bravery, if it were changed to Xiao Jue, it would have been scalded a long time ago, hehe.) ）

After the two eggs were in his stomach, Ma Xiaoquan felt that the wound on his left chest began to itch, and between the two breaths, the pain disappeared, and after two more breaths, it was not itchy or painful.

"Uh-huh!" Ma Xiaoquan wiped his mouth, secretly happy in his heart.

Wang Yun thought that Ma Xiaoquan hadn't eaten enough, and without waiting for Ma Xiaoquan to agree, he ordered his subordinates to bring a pot of boiled eggs and bring them up.

"Shangxian, hehehe" Wang Yun said flatteringly, "Xiaomin saw that Shangxian liked this thing, so he prepared some more, expressed his gratitude a little, and hoped that Shangxian would accept it." ”

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Wang Yun in surprise.

This old guy is really a character, and his head is really fast.

Ma Xiaoquan didn't shirk it, took the basin, put it beside him, and said, "Then there is Lord Laowang, hehe!" ”

After eating enough and his injuries are healed, Ma Xiaoquan thinks it's time to talk about business.

Since Huang Jingming's solar recorder has nothing to do, it is better to follow the gangsters of the Three Kingdoms, which is also quite interesting, anyway, he is immortal, as long as there are eggs, you Ma Ye and I have nothing to say in the Three Kingdoms.

After making up his mind, Ma Xiaoquan said to Wang Yun: "Lord Wang, the general Cai Benxian also heard what you and Xiao Cao said that you want to ambush Dong Zhuo, but how are your countermeasures discussed?" ”

Wang Yun and Cao Cao glanced at each other and shook their heads.

Isn't that right? Ma Xiaoquan was confused, not to mention that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" said that Cao Cao received Wang Yun's seven-star knife and went to assassinate Dong Zhuo. Why are these two masters shaking like a drum now?

Ma Xiaoquan said tentatively: "You didn't discuss it, assassinate Dong Zhuo while he was sleeping?" ”

When Wang Yun and Cao Cao heard this, they were taken aback and looked at Ma Xiaoquan.

Wang Yun said: "The immortals don't know, this Dong Zhuo old thief is cunning and brutal, but he is very cautious, whether he travels to loot, or goes to the court to face the saint, there is no shortage of masters around him, and the old thief is also a strong martial artist."

Wang Yun walked around for a long time, and Ma Xiaoquan understood.

Oh, it's been a long time, first, you don't have enough manpower, even if it's enough, you're not a human opponent, and second, Dong Zhuo is still a martial arts master, so that's it.

Ma Xiaoquan also hesitated, this teacher is not good, it doesn't matter if it shines on the stage or not, if history is degenerated, then it is unimaginable in the future, no, I have to find a way to let history go on.

Ma Xiaoquan looked around, and naturally moved his gaze to Cao Cao, who was sitting opposite.

"There it is!" Ma Xiaoquan slapped his thigh and said, "Xiao Cao, aren't you in adultery with Dong Zhuo's wolf?" ”

When Cao Cao heard this, his face changed.

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this immortal didn't mean that, this immortal said, you should be able to get close to Dong Zhuo, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan said this, it was completely inferred from the TV series and the book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it was said on TV and in the book that when Dong Zhuo was in power, the relationship with Cao Cao was still relatively harmonious, but later Cao Cao's assassination failed and he slipped away, so there would be a crusade against Dong Zhuo. And now I suddenly opened my mouth, I don't know the real situation, is this the case.

Cao Cao didn't answer quickly, he was pondering, which undoubtedly made Ma Xiaoquan sweat.

", yes!" Cao Cao thought for a while before he opened his mouth to say these two words.

When Ma Xiaoquan heard it, he almost laughed out loud, he remembered an advertisement on TV, a star on it, said a word, and then said "I can!" ”

Now Cao Cao said that it is actually a sentence, but there is a punctuation in the middle, but the name Cao Cao is really awesome, just one word "" is enough to achieve the classic opening words of countless heroes who scolded the unparalleled heroes in later generations.

Ma Xiaoquan secretly pinched his arm, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you can do it, then you go and assassinate Dong Zhuo, how about it?" ”

Cao Cao smiled coldly and said, "Cao Nai is a captain, how can it be like this?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan snorted coldly.

Previously, you and Wang Yun were discussing how to assassinate Dong Zhuo, but now as soon as I say it, why are you backing down again, no, who will you do if you don't do it? If you don't do history, how can you go?

Cao Cao seemed to want to say a few words, Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward, grabbed the seven-star knife, and threw it into Cao Cao's arms: "Take this knife, how to stab, you can do it yourself!" ”

The seven-star knife was in Cao Cao's arms, lying quietly, but Cao Cao's heart was to eat twenty-five rats - a hundred claws scratching his heart.

Cao Cao cast a look at Wang Yun for help, but he didn't expect Wang Yun to say: "Mengde, the immortal is reasonable, just do it." ”

When Cao Cao heard this, his eyes rolled and he almost fainted, but fortunately, people have practiced, and his martial arts are not bad, so after rolling his eyes twice, Cao Cao agreed with a dark face.

After the discussion, Cao Cao got up to leave, but Wang Yun stopped Cao Cao from leaving.

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Wang Yun in surprise.

Wang Yun said: "Meng De, isn't it child's play to ambush Dong Lao Thief, so you and I, plus the immortals, will swear by the blood book." ”

Wang Yun's words, Ma Xiaoquan understood, brother, I am just a soy sauce beater, I didn't expect you to be a dead old man, you want to pull me into the water, insidious.

When Cao Cao heard this, not only did he and Wang Yun swear in blood, but also pulled a fairy, although he still didn't believe in Ma Xiaoquan at this time, but he was willing to pull one more person. Therefore, Cao Cao stopped and said, "In this case, I will kill Dong Zhuo's old thief!" ”

As soon as Cao Cao's words fell, Wang Yun instructed his subordinates to prepare white silk and a desk. (Note, the Three Kingdoms, although there is paper, but it has not yet been popularized, most people still use bamboo slips to record the text, rich people, such as our Situ Wang Yunwang, pull two white silk silks, there is still that handwriting.) After the silk desk was ready, Wang Yun ordered his subordinates to bring 3 glasses of wine, and swore that it was official, so he had to come to a bar.

Wang Yun bit his fingers angrily and wrote a few columns of words on the silk silk (again, it should be noted that ancient writing, looking from right to left, is symmetrical in columns.) ), and finally signed his name; Next was Cao Cao, who did not hesitate and signed his name.

It was Ma Xiaoquan's turn, Ma Xiaoquan took a look at it and was hooked.

First of all, Ma Xiaoquan has to thank our dear Qin Shi Huang, if he hadn't unified the unit of measurement of text currency, maybe the current text would still be what it is, and secondly, Cao Cao and Wang Yun's words are really good-looking, one is majestic, the other is majestic and powerful, and they don't give in to each other, just two signatures, both are so handsome.

Ma Xiaoquan was jealous.

At the same time, Ma Xiaoquan was in trouble.

Sign this blood book yourself, what if it is passed on? But if you use a fake name, there is no one in history, isn't this yourself invisibly destroying history? Also, I am allergic to alcohol, you said that a glass of red wine is still okay, but now in the late Han Dynasty, how can there be any red wine?

"Immortals? Immortals? Wang Yun shook Ma Xiaoquan's eyes twice.

Ma Xiaoquan came back to his senses and smiled at Wang Yun embarrassedly.

"Do you have any doubts?"

Ma Xiaoquan sighed and said, "Master ordered me not to get involved in the world's disputes, but after all, I can't avoid it, that's it, this immortal will follow you through this flood." Ma Xiaoquan said, ready to bite his finger to write.

Ma Xiaoquan is in trouble again.

Although Qin Shi Huang unified the written language, the problem of simplifying Chinese characters was all after the founding of New China, although he could understand the characters of Wang Cao and Cao, but he could not write the Chinese characters of this era.

Ma Xiaoquan haha: "Do I write my common name or my current name?" ”

Wang Yun said: "How many names does the immortal have?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be calm and said: "Actually, I can't remember my common name clearly, after all, it was a thousand years ago, and as for the current name, if you can, it doesn't hurt to write it." ”

Ma Xiao thought to himself, I can't write my own name, first of all, it is also a Chinese character, how many years have I simplified it, and secondly, what should I do if I write history and destroy it? Instead of this, it's better to give you a ruthless one, I said that I was a thousand-year-old monster.

"Millennium?" When Wang Yun heard this, he took a breath of cold air, "It's better like this, can Shangxian help me and the two of you keep this blood book?" ”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he immediately nodded and looked at Cao Cao.

When Cao Cao heard Wang Yun's temporary change of hexagram, he couldn't help frowning, but he was still smart and didn't say a word.

"Okay, since Meng De also agreed, then the Shangxian will keep the blood book on his behalf!" Wang Yun said, arching his hand towards Ma Xiaoquan.

The blood book was also signed, and Cao Cao really got up and said goodbye.

When he went out, Cao Cao didn't forget to take a second look at Diao Chan, although at this time Diao Chan's beautiful eyebrows were still lying on the ground and not moving.

After Cao Cao left, Ma Xiaoquan immediately stepped forward and hugged Diao Chan's eyebrows.

Beauty into the arms, soft and soft jade. Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but take two deep breaths.

Being able to hug one of the four beauties in Chinese history, Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but sigh at this time that his life was in vain.

"Lord Wang, Ling Ai has been fainting for a long time, as a father, don't you feel distressed?"

Ma Xiaoquan remembered that when Diao Chan sacrificed himself for righteousness written on the TV series, Wang Yun was in tears, but since Diao Chan was scared by himself, Wang Yun didn't care, what kind of father is this?

In fact, Ma Xiaoquan ignored one point, in ancient China, the idea of male superiority and inferiority of women was very strict, and Wang Yun could take care of his daughter Diao Chan for his own life. What's more, Diao Chan is just a righteous daughter adopted by Wang Yun, and at the same time, Diao Chan is still a maid, just a senior maid, this qiē, Ma Xiao doesn't know about it.

Wang Yun's old face turned red and said, "Immortal atonement, immortal atonement!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and put Diao Chan on the couch. (Note, the ancient couch is actually similar to a straw mat spread on the ground, but Wang Yun is Situ and ranks as the third duke, so Wang Yun's couch should be regarded as a high-end product such as a blanket.) After gently putting down Diao Chan, Ma Xiaoquan picked up the seven-star sword and observed carefully.

Seven Star Sword. Ma Xiaoquan still remembers that when he was playing the Three Kingdoms game, his favorite weapon was the seven-star sword, first of all, he was easy to get, in the game, as long as Wang Yun was brought over, a "confiscation" would be his own, and Wang Yun Lao'er died relatively early, and the force bonus of this weapon in the Three Kingdoms reached 7, what is the concept of 7, the Qinglong knife of the second master of Wusheng Guan weighed 82 pounds, and only a 10 was added, and this light seven-star sword was added 7, which is simply a variety of beauty.

"What a sword! What a sword! Ma Xiaoquan touched the seven-star sword with bright eyes, looking like he couldn't put it down.

As for Wang Yun, because he cried a lot before, he was secretly buttoning his nose at this time, but he didn't expect that he had just deducted it twice, but he heard Ma Xiaoquan say, "It's so cheap, it's really cheap!" I couldn't help but blush, and I didn't care about the boogers and balls that had been buttoned up, so I wiped them directly on my pants, pretending to be very casual.

At this time, Ma Xiaoquan looked up at Wang Yun.

"Lord Wang, why is your face so red?"

Wang Yun thought that Ma Xiaoquan deliberately asked him, so he lied and said: "Xiaomin has a disease, every night at this time, he will blush, and the immortal will smile, hehe"

Ma Xiaoquan sighed and said, "That Lord Wang, this immortal has appeared since it appeared, and there is no fixed place yet."

Wang Yun immediately answered: "Shangxian can live in a cold house, and the people are very welcome. ”

Ma Xiaoquan wants this effect, you know, Wang Yun's official position is very big now, living here, the doormen are all sideways, besides, there is still a chance to chat with our beautiful Diao Chan Meimei, fight a cricket or something, isn't that beautiful?

Ma Xiaoquan didn't shirk either, and said: "In this case, it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, there is Lord Laowang!" ”

Wang Yun hurriedly waved his hand: "No work, no work." Hehe! ”

Wang Yun instructed his subordinates to prepare the best room for Ma Xiaoquan, and it was next door to this room that was the Xiang Pavilion of Diao Chan's beautiful eyebrows.

After eating and drinking, Ma Xiaoquan also felt sleepy, so he told Wang Yun that he wanted to "cultivate".

You must know that since he lied that he was an immortal, he couldn't blatantly say that he was sleeping, so after thinking about it for 10 seconds, Ma Xiaoquan came up with a pertinent answer - Lao Tzu's sleep is cultivation.

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