Chapter 31: The Rescuer and the Horrific Suicide
Dongtianfu study.
Pan Zhihua stood at the door, hanging her head and trembling.
The civil official knelt on the ground, shaking with a bowl of lard bibimbap in his hand.
The Monkey King's face sank like water, and his fingernails made several paw prints on the mahogany desk, "You said that Li Fei won the first place with such a bowl of bibimbap?" ”
"Yes...... Yes, the king...... Many tourists said that tomorrow, no matter what he cooks, he will cheer for the party. "The civil official buried his head deeply," Also, he said that he was the captain of the fighting team, and the four heavenly soldiers disappeared during the pursuit, and finally he entered the Shuitian Restaurant and never came out. ”
"Hmm!" The Monkey King took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and waved his hand, "You all go down." ”
The two of them were relieved, hurriedly kowtowed a few times, and exited the study.
The Monkey King walked to the window, took a few breaths of fresh air, frowned tightly, and tapped his fingers on the windowsill urgently, muttering to the ground.
"Li Fei, a rookie chef who suddenly appeared, entered the city from the South City Gate, accompanied by three fart people. The fighting team had never heard of it. The stupa disappears. All members of Jiuding are missing. Shuitian Restaurant, little princess, little princess. The son of the Decepticons, also known as Li Fei, was sent to Warcraft Mountain at the beginning of the year. ”
Thinking about this, the Monkey King subconsciously scratched the window edge, the secret path was not good, something big was going to happen, and took out a call rune stone, "All the staff gather, come to my study immediately." ”
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In a room on the top floor of Shuitian Restaurant, Li Fei has been hanging for more than four hours, the talisman paper in his abdomen is getting hotter and hotter, exuding a brighter and brighter red glow, he doesn't even have the strength to shout now, and the whole person is about to be sucked dry by the soul devouring talisman.
"There's no time, my God, who's going to kill me."
He lamented weakly.
"Kill me, who will kill me! Why am I so stupid, I didn't come up with it until now. ”
He perked up slightly, and thought of a way to 'save' himself.
There are two prerequisites for the 'improper system' to be reborn, one is the immortality of the soul, and the other is the death of the body, so wouldn't it be enough to commit suicide.
Li Fei's expression was like crying and laughing, he stretched out his tongue to take a look, swallowed his saliva, and prayed, "TV and movies, you can't make it up, you must die if you bite off your tongue, please." ”
I puffed myself up, stuck my tongue out of my mouth, tried the position with my upper and lower teeth, closed my eyes, and strained my chewing muscles.
"Whew!"
Tears, snot, gushing out, there was not a trace of blood in the mouth, the tongue was intact and aching, the aching head was dizzy, and there were little stars in front of me.
"Okay, imagine that I'm biting into a tough steak right now, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, the steak is in my mouth, I'm going to bite down hard, with all my strength, bite down, right now, bite!"
While hypnotizing himself, Li Fei opened his mouth wide, closed his eyes, and bit violently with all his strength.
"Click!" The upper and lower teeth slammed together, and a sharp pain rushed to the door of the brain, and the whole body arched like a shrimp under the soul-piercing pain.
"Woo, woo, woo......"
He was speechless, and after spraying blood, his spirit became more and more sluggish, and the last trace of strength in his body was finally drained.
After a minute or two, he realized a very serious problem, under long-term training, his own recovery ability has been improved several times, not to mention that he was originally a demon, and his physical fitness is several times better than that of mortals, and he can feel that the blood at the root of his tongue is slowly stopped, although he is weak and weak, but it is certain that he will not die.
'God, earth, can you still pass, I bite my tongue and kill myself, I can't die!' What do you want? '
Whoever comes to save me, whoever comes to save me now, I promise that he will fulfill all his wishes, even if they cannot be fulfilled now, in the future, in the future, they will definitely help him to fulfill them. ’
Li Fei felt his eyelids getting heavier and heavier, he knew that he was going to fall unconscious, and he also knew that there might not be another miracle this time.
A cool wind blew in, and the sound of footsteps was faintly heard, and ......
A figure jumped into the room from a huge snake's head, looked left and right, and trotted to Li Fei.
That day, the serpent also swam into the room, and with a thud it turned into a bewitching beauty.
It's not Lao Wang and She Xuanling.
"Damn, this is too ruthless, such a big pool of blood, and what is this, tongue, vomit, it's really a tongue." Lao Wang scolded and looked carefully at the flesh on the ground, and vomited immediately.
"Look, are you dead, these crazy guys." She Xuanling looked angry, and lightly leaned to the door of the room to listen.
Lao Wang carefully held up Li Fei's head and pulled his eyelids, "Hey, Li Fei, wake up, we're here to save you." ”
Li Fei opened his eyes in a daze, the swollen face was so cute, so kind, tears came out of his eyes, and he hurriedly said, "Woo woo...... (Quickly tear the talisman paper off my abdomen.) )”
Lao Wang pulled the rope that was tied up very tightly with red eyes, no matter how he pulled it, the more he kept pulling, the more anxious he became, and he cried violently, "Brother, it's useless to be brothers, it should have been brought in at that time, it was Ding Yiqiu's coward, what kind of roundabout tactics, roundabout his ghost." ”
"Woo, woo, woo...... (You tore up the talisman paper for the master.) Li Fei nodded and whined.
She Xuanling waved his hand, cut the rope, and sighed, "Don't be afraid, little brother, let's go down now, maybe the tongue will have time to take it back." ”
Li Fei went crazy in a hurry, and vaguely felt something drilling into his abdomen, but unfortunately his hands and feet were stiff, and he couldn't use any strength, "woo woo......" He nodded vigorously, and his mouth turned down.
She Xuanling is a person who has practiced in the end, and he has a lot of knowledge, so he finally saw the kind of reddish rune paper following Li Fei's gaze, and hurriedly ripped it off with one hand.
"Whew!" Li Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief, he could feel his sea of qi, although it was empty, a faint trace of aura was already gathering inside.
He looked at Lao Wang gratefully, then at She Xuanling, and nodded, "Woo woo...... (I will help you fulfill your wishes in the future.) )”
Lao Wang wiped his tears, "Brother, don't say a few words, when the tongue is back, brother will accompany you to say enough." ”
Li Fei nodded heavily, his hands and feet finally regained some sense, he struggled to his feet, and staggered towards the window.
"Brother, be careful, Xuan Ling will take us down, you must not, ah! Brothers! Lao Wang screamed and threw himself out, but unfortunately it was too late, he leaned on the windowsill and wailed, "Brother, isn't his tongue broken, as for you, can't you think about it?" ”
She Xuanling gently patted Lao Wang's back, his eyes were ruddy, and he sighed slightly, "What a good young man, it's a pity." ”