Chapter 30: The Pink Rogue Rabbit
Li Fei opened his eyes weakly, and more than ten meters away from him, on a wide and soft sofa, a rabbit with a whole pink and fluffy body knocked on Erlang's leg, pinching a carrot and gnawing vigorously.
On one side, a stocky and tall rabbit, carrying a basket of carrots, waited respectfully.
"Rabbit?" Li Fei muttered suspiciously.
The sturdy rabbit glanced at Li Fei, bowed down and said to the pink rabbit, "Miss, he's awake." ”
Li Fei wanted to say that he would break the chain with force, but he never had the strength, looked around, and looked like he was still in a restaurant, and the number of floors was not low, and there was a blue sky and white clouds outside the window.
He recalled it carefully, and his memory finally stopped after gnawing on the ribs, "That is to say, I was drugged, could it be the Monkey King's hands, then it shouldn't be, doesn't it mean that Shuitian Restaurant doesn't deal with the Monkey King, how can you do things for him." ”
While he was thinking, the pink rabbit shifted and lay on his side on the couch, still nibbling on the carrot.
Li Fei almost didn't enjoy seeing her dress, with red sunglasses with large borders, four or five gold rings inlaid on her long pink ears, two gold chains one thick and one thin around her neck, and several gold bracelets on the paws of the carrot, which was the shape of a non-mainstream rogue rabbit.
Seeing Li Fei's smiling appearance, the pink rabbit pushed his sunglasses, unhappy, "Boss, is this kid laughing, I want to see him cry." ”
The sturdy rabbit called Lao Yu didn't say a word, walked up to Li Fei's side, grabbed his hair with one hand, and punched his lower abdomen with the other paw.
"Wow......"
Li Fei squirted out a mouthful of sour water, his abdomen seemed to have been hit by a hammer weighing several tons, tears and snot flowed down in unison, and he shouted hysterically: ", who are you?" ”
The pink rabbit waved her hand, and the old man pushed the sofa a few meters in front of Li Fei, and it took her a lot of effort to sit up and throw the leftover carrots in his face, "Yo Yo, this face is wronged, I really believe that you are innocent." Boss, give him a chestnut to wake him up. ”
The old man bent a finger and flicked it at Li Fei's skull.
"Ahh ~~”
Li Fei screamed, cold sweat broke out all over his body, like a steel nail pierced into his brain, tears were like flowing water, he couldn't stop it at all, and roared angrily: "What do you want to do? Now let me go, everyone sits down and says something, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”
"Yo-yo, I'm scared to death, I'm so scared." The pink rabbit patted his shaggy chest, shrunk back, and clumsily pulled a carrot from the basket and nibbled on it with relish.
"Click! Click......"
Li Fei was angry, he actually dared to be ignored, secretly lucky, "I thought that I could restrain the master by locking my hands and feet, hum, the qi dragon controlled the big one, and the qi tiger picked up the small one!" ’
Just when he was pulling the sea of qi, a tearing pain came from the sea of qi, where was there any dragon and tiger qi, even the sea of qi couldn't sense it, the traction was fruitless but there was a backlash, the throat was sweet, and blood dripped down the corners of the mouth.
The pink rabbit giggled and almost didn't laugh, and pointed at Li Fei with a carrot, "Yo you, laughing to death baby, did you just want to attack me with your vitality, come on, you won't be able to keep your dantian a few more times." ”
The old man coughed lightly and reminded in a low voice, "It's Qi Hai, he is practicing a method of refining Qi." ”
Li Fei was frightened, he was really frightened, this was the first person who directly broke his own cultivation, and now he couldn't sense the sea of qi at all, not even the demon pill and the giant spirit divine power, he felt like an extremely weak waste.
He forced himself to calm down, "What did you do to me?" I don't remember offending you, what is your purpose? ”
The pink rabbit snorted twice, turned over and tried to climb off the sofa, poked his short hind legs several times, and finally fell to the ground without grabbing his buttocks.
She wasn't annoyed, she slowly got up, patted her buttocks, walked up to Li Fei, looked up at his knees, and kicked him violently, "Say, what bad things did the Monkey King send you to do?" ”
The old man sighed, hugged the pink rabbit to his shoulder, and the pink rabbit, which was only three feet long, could look at Li Fei's face from a bird's-eye angle, and seeing that he didn't react, he threw the leftover carrot in his face again, "Speak, you're dumb, if you don't confess honestly, I'll be, I'll kill you." ”
When Li Fei heard the music, he was desperate, and immediately shouted: "Come on, who is afraid of whom, you can kill me now if you have the ability." ”
The pink rabbit also became angry when he heard it, and crossed his claws on his waist, "You think I don't dare, I tell you, I never blink an eye when I kill!" ”
"Come on, cut here, you have the ability to blink your eyes." Li Fei turned his neck sideways and leaned forward.
"Boss, bring me a knife, don't give him some blood, he doesn't know how Miss Ben's hair is red!" The pink rabbit took off his sunglasses, his two crimson eyes widened, and his long pink ears trembled with anger.
The old man sighed again, looked at his young lady helplessly, turned his face and threatened: "Hey, boy, don't be able to do it here, although we won't kill you, but you have a soul devouring talisman attached to your lower abdomen, and it has been two hours since you were unconscious, and in a few more hours, the runes will automatically invade your body, and then you will not be able to refine qi in your life." So, answer honestly, what the hell did the Monkey King send you to do? ”
Li Fei was bluffed, death is not terrible, and it is even a good thing for him, but if this soul devouring talisman is true, it is really terrifying, even if he is reborn in the future, the system will only return to the state before death, and the life that cannot be practiced will not be over.
"You are ruthless, but I really wasn't sent by the Monkey King." He argued weakly, and suddenly thought that those people should have come to look for him, but they were not hanging here, could it be that thinking of this, he immediately shouted, "My friend, if you dare to do anything to them, I will ......"
"Driven away, three fart people and a snake demon with some Taoism, are they accomplices?" The pink rabbit sat on the old man's shoulder, crossed Erlang's legs, waved his hand and took out a cigarette, and the old man wiped it with his paws, and the cigarette was lit.
Li Fei breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they were fine, adjusted their emotions, and said in a good voice: "Let me say it again, my name is Li Fei, I am from Linhai Town, and I entered the city this time to participate in the cooking competition, you will know when you go out and inquire." ”
The pink rabbit breathed a puff of smoke at Li Fei, and asked in a flowing voice, "Yo you, then let me ask you, why did you sneak around in the crowd of tourists yesterday to observe the water and sky, and you are still lighter than the little princess?" ”
"Huh? You are ......" Li Fei instantly thought of the little beauty who was hit by himself, and was interrupted by a cigarette butt in the middle of his words.
"I'm the little princess's bodyguard, the little princess said, you have a problem." The pink rabbit became excited, took out another cigarette, and took a few puffs before calming down, "Moreover, you actually wanted to see the little princess just now, and said that you were not sent by the Monkey King!" ”
Li Fei wanted to cry, feeling that he was very wronged, more wronged than Dou E, "Eldest sister, please tell the little princess, yesterday was really an accident, as for I want to see the little princess, it is because I have something important to look for her, about the Monkey King, bah, it is about the important matter of the entire Huaguoshan Kingdom." ”
The corners of the pink rabbit's mouth turned up slightly, "Hmph, make it up, continue to make it up, and the major things in Huaguo Mountain, why don't you say that the current Monkey King is fake, and the entire Huaguo Mountain is about to end." ”
Li Fei nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, that's it, you are really Bingxue smart." ”
"It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, where did the Monkey King find you, if you have no ability, if you don't have good looks, you can't even make up a nonsense." The pink rabbit looked up and down at the extremely down-and-out Li Fei with a disgusted face, and patted the sturdy rabbit's head, "Boss, let's go, and then throw him into the cave Tianfu when he is gone, so that the monkey king knows that my Shuitian Restaurant is not a soft persimmon for him to pinch." ”
The pink rogue rabbit followed the old man who was not as strong as a rabbit, the heavy door closed heavily, and through the transparent glass, a few birds parked on the windowsill fluttered their wings and flew away.
Countless guests in the Shuitian Restaurant are pushing cups and changing lamps, and a straight line distance of one kilometer is the street where people come and go.
Freedom is close at hand, but the end of the world is close at hand.
Li Fei felt very ridiculous, he had a system, eight abdominal muscles, and practiced four magic skills, but he was drugged to this bundle, and his stomach was pasted with a soul devouring talisman that would be abolished after two hours, and the funniest thing was that he didn't have any way at all.
"Help, is there anyone, come and save me! ……”
He howled a few times, and the surroundings were frighteningly quiet, and he could only say that the sound insulation of the room in the Shuitian Restaurant was too good.
"Master, Second Master, Third Master, Fourth Master, Ding Yiqiu, Wang Jiuzhong, Ma Liu'er, I'm out of line."
Li Fei has no moves, the ring has been taken away, the exercises have been sealed, and he has been hung in this room where it is impossible for anyone to know, and now he can't even die.
The only thing you can do is to wait in torment for the Soul Eater to abolish itself, and then be thrown into the Cave Heavenly Mansion, where if you are lucky enough to be poked to death by the guards, and then reborn, and then start all over again.