Chapter 381: Thirty-six Plans!

"Son-in-law, see father!"

At the end of the game, Li Er naturally appeared, and the princes couldn't play, so they hurriedly came over to greet him.

Li Er's face couldn't show anger, but he interrogated them one by one.

"Zhi'er, why are you looking for a stick before you look for someone?"

"Back to my father, the son wants to scare them out, the son shouts and beats with a stick, if someone really hides inside, it is likely to be tricked out by me!"

"Shen'er, why are you coughing?"

"Back to my father, it was the starling who asked me to do this!"

"Huh? Zhen'er, then why did you make him cough again? ”

"Back to my father, my son wants to attract the ninth brother over, and then use his voice to attack the west!"

Li Er will be really surprised, good guy, the art of war has been used.

"Then why are you throwing stones at your feet?"

"Back to my father, it's like this, the last one is also the ninth brother looking for someone, the son's voice has been used once, the son thinks, this time to use it again, the ninth brother will definitely not believe it, and will inevitably look in the opposite direction, so the son will change it, and the stone is still under his feet, and the ninth brother will naturally look in the opposite direction!"

Li Er's boss is open-mouthed, this strategy is not clever for him, but you must know that the eighth prince Li Zhen is only eight years old, at such an age, it is really unbelievable that he would have such a plan. Empress Eldest Sun also covered her lips lightly, and the shock in her eyes couldn't be stopped, she seemed to have understood the concept that Li Yi said.

"That son, why did you end up blindfolding your ninth brother?"

"Back to my father, Erchen just felt that since I had been discovered, I couldn't let my other brothers and sisters be discovered again, so I blindfolded Brother Jiu!"

Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, good! Good! Good! You're all good boys! ”

Li Yi took the opportunity to interject.

"Hehe, the king of Yue used the sound to attack the east and the west to tune the tiger away from the mountain; The king of Jin used to scare the snake; King Ji used to throw bricks and attract jade; King Jiang used to hide from the sky and cross the sea; And Princess Jinyang used to capture the thief and capture the king and draw the salary at the bottom of the kettle; Finally, Princess Gaoyang, the most dangerous place is the safest place, commonly known as the dark under the light! ”

Li Yi flipped through the explanation, in fact, he said to Li Er, this kind of profound scheme, this group of little princes and princesses naturally did not understand.

Sure enough, Li Er's eyes flashed when he heard it, Li Yi said something very vividly and appropriately, but he had never heard of it, but with his years of experience in marching, he had heard that what Li Yi said was definitely not simple.

However, Li Er remained silent, but smiled and said to everyone: "Well, you can use the art of war when you play games, and you can also help each other and know how to sacrifice." This is very good, today my father is happy, give you three days off, go play! ”

"Yay!"

After shouting happily, the children dispersed in a hurry.

Then Li Er asked Empress Changsun to take care of it. Empress Changsun happened to be interested in this game and happily agreed, and then Li Er took Li Yi back to the Lizheng Palace.

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"Say it! What the hell are you trying to say, kid? ”

Back at the Lizheng Palace, Li Er began to interrogate Li Yi, and only now did he realize that Li Yi's purpose was by no means more than that.

"Father-in-law is wise!"

Li Yi first slapped a small sycophant, and then said seriously: "My father-in-law must have seen that for children, playing games definitely does not mean that playthings are demoralized, children, is the best period for plasticity, but on the other hand, what do I Datang children do in childhood?" Either help the family and work hard for their livelihood; Or, like the princes, learn enlightenment literature and Confucian classics from an early age! Firmly bind the child's playful nature, and the child cultivated in this way can certainly be full of economy and poetry and books. But they lack a trace of spirituality, a heart of innovation and change, which is also the biggest difference between the son-in-law and his peers. ”

Li Er closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, "Boy, most of your Shanshui Academy will be orphans adopted by the orphanage, right?" ”

Li Yi felt a pang in his heart, it was Li Er who discovered the key so quickly.

"Back to my father-in-law, that's true!"

Li Er rubbed his temples, a little helpless.

"You kid, you always make some weird remarks, but I can't refute them. It's the same this time, it's the same as before! You do yours, I don't care, as long as the result! ”

Li Yi's eyes lit up, and this was what he wanted. "Father-in-law, rest assured, the son-in-law will definitely handle this matter."

"By the way, what did you kid say about hiding from the world or something, what's going on?"

Li Yi was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that it seemed that the Tang Dynasty did not have a thirty-six-level statement, and the flax batch, this one was careless, and it was innovative.

"Let's create, it's not the first time anyway!"

Li Yi cheekily comforted himself.

"Back to my father-in-law! The next strategy is to borrow gold and jade to refer to the robbery and capture of thieves; The grass carp laughs in the sea, and the goat peach hits; The tree is secretly stupid, and the kettle is empty and bitter from afar; The roof beams were even human corpses, and the country was destroyed by Wei Yu. This is the art of war strategy summarized by the son-in-law according to the previous military books, a total of thirty-six! ”

When Li Er heard this, his eyes almost didn't pop out. Li Yi actually said that he wrote the art of war? Isn't that a joke? From ancient times to the present, who can write the art of war, which one is not a great soldier? Li Yi actually said that he summed up the art of war, this is simply the rhythm of heaven!

Li Er obviously didn't believe it, this was simply impossible.

"You kid don't have a fever, do you? Also summarized the art of war, have you read all the military books? ”

Li Yi's face was not red and his heart was not beating.

"Father-in-law, whether you can summarize the art of war is not necessarily related to whether you have read the book of war or not, the son-in-law has not read the whole art of war, but he has also summarized the art of war, and this is the case!"

Li Er laughed angrily. "Or is that the case? Then I'll listen to you! ”

Although Li Er was flattering, his eyes were full of doubt and disdain.

"The son-in-law has already said, the poem just now, remove the strategy at the beginning and the destruction of the country at the end, and the rest is a plan!"

"One word, one count? Do you write that poem? ”

Li Er didn't expect that a poem that Li Yi read casually actually hid a mystery, which aroused his interest, he didn't know how Li Yi's art of war was, but Li Yi's poetry was really good.

Li Yi did not shirk, and directly wrote out the oil poem just now, and then pointed to the limerick poem and said: "The poem removes the two words of "next policy" and "national annihilation" at the beginning and end, and the remaining thirty-six words, one word and one plan, in order: the golden cicada sheds its shell, throws bricks and leads jade, borrows a knife to kill, waits for work at ease, scolds Huai, robs while the fire is fired, captures the thief and captures the king, closes the door to catch the thief, fights the grass and startles the snake, fishes in troubled waters, hides the sky and crosses the sea, counter-scheming, hiding the knife in the smile, adjusting the tiger from the mountain, holding the sheep by hand, Li Dai Taozhuang, making something out of nothing, striking the east and the west, flowering on the tree, and secretly crossing Chen Cang, fake idiot, want to capture the old indulgence, go to the top, draw salary at the bottom of the kettle, empty city plan, bitter meat plan, long-distance close attack, anti-guest-based, go to the house to draw ladders, steal beams and change columns, serial plan, beauty plan, borrow the corpse to return the soul, watch the fire from the other side, save Zhao from Wei Wei, and fake Dao to cut down Yu. ”

Li Er, listen to it! Suddenly stunned on the spot!