Chapter 382: Tricking the Little Son
"Who? I've told you all about the thirty-six plans, and you still want me to write a book! Master, I'm a lazy person every minute, how can I have time to write a book? ”
Leaving the Lizheng Palace, Li Yi muttered as he walked, it was really Li Er who was too much. Li Yi told him about thirty-six strategies for more than an hour, each of which was elaborated in detail, and gave examples, but Li Er actually said that he hadn't heard enough, and asked Li Yi to write a book for him to study. If Li Yi had this spare time, he wouldn't have known how many books he had published, anyway, he still remembered all the books he had read in his previous life, if he hadn't been lazy, it is estimated that he would have alarmed the literary world a long time ago.
After spitting at the mouth, Li Yi left the Lizheng Hall in a huff, wanting to leave the palace, but he always felt that there was still something to do. I thought about it for a long time, and then I thought about it suddenly.
"Ge Laozi, he patronized and bragged, and he actually forgot about the business."
He immediately turned around and walked back.
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At the door of the Ganlu Gate, Li Yi was able to enter only after obtaining permission.
It's still Tao Ran Pavilion, where Empress Changsun and a group of little guys are resting. Today, this group of little guys is having fun, one by one they are dirty, but their faces are full of happiness.
As soon as these little guys saw Li Yi coming, they all rushed over happily, and now they are closer to Li Yi than they are when they see the eldest grandson and queen, and they also worship Li Yi beyond measure, without him, just because Li Yi can play.
"Stinky boy, are you done talking?"
Empress Eldest Sun's face was a little ruddy, and it was estimated that she had played with this group of children just now, so she was a little out of breath.
"Ah, are you done?"
Li Yi said a little dryly, he didn't know how to speak.
"Anything else?"
Empress Eldest Sun knows Li Yi too well, and as soon as she sees her virtue, she knows that Li Yi is about something!
"Ahh It's a little trifle! ”
"Say it!"
"The ......"
"Yo, why are you still spitting this time? Not like you, huh? ”
"Ahem, in fact, it's a little trivial for me to find a son!"
"Looking for a son-in-law?"
Empress Eldest Sun was stunned.
"Son? Come here! ”
"Mother, you called me?"
The son of the boy who was playing rope with the slave on the side ran over.
"Well, your brother Li Yi has something to do with you!"
The little son turned his head, looked at Li Yi, flashed his big eyes, and said, "Brother-in-law, what's the matter?" ”
"Brother-in-law?" Empress Eldest Sun suddenly had black lines on her head, and looked at Li Yi with an unkind face.
Li Yi had a bitter face, he wanted to explain that this was not taught by him, but it was estimated that Empress Changsun might not be able to believe it.
"That, Niangniang, can my son and I talk about it alone?"
Empress Eldest Sun laughed angrily. "Stinky boy, what are you still hiding from me? I'm telling you, the son is still young, you can't teach blindly! ”
Li Yi hurriedly smiled. "How can it! I'm not that kind of person! ”
Empress Eldest Sun's face was full of suspicion, and she almost didn't label Li Yi as a bad uncle.
"Alright, look at your virtue, go!"
"Hey! Gotcha! ”
Li Yi nodded and left, and his cowardly appearance made Empress Changsun sneer.
......
"Whew!" Walking aside with his son, Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hee-hee, brother-in-law, you're so cowardly!"
"Go, what do little ones know? I sue you, my mother-in-law is one of the most terrible creatures in the world! ”
"Mother-in-law? What is that? ”
"Uh...... That's not the point! Li Yi smiled awkwardly and quickly changed the topic.
"Son, do you remember our agreement yesterday?"
"Promise? What conventions? The son's little head was crooked, and his face was full of innocence.
"Hey! You little ghost, you don't recognize people when you turn your face! Let's see if I can teach you the game in the future! ”
"Hehe, hey, people are kidding, brother-in-law is so stupid, isn't it just to help you deliver the letter to Sister Changle? Give me the letter, right? ”
"Little ghost! I didn't write the letter, so let's change our minds! ”
The little son's face was full of contempt. "It's a shame that you're still an adult, talking doesn't count! Don't help! ”
Li Yi knew that he was at a loss, and hurriedly flattered: "Son, do you want to eat something delicious?" ”
The little son's eyes lit up and he licked his tongue, but after seeing Li Yi's anxious appearance, he immediately sat on the ground and pretended to ignore it.
Li Yi was stunned, but he didn't expect this little girl to have a lot of eyes.
"Son, do you want to go out of the palace to play?"
The little son's eyes lit up again, and his eyes full of desire exposed his heart, but when he thought of his sisters' evaluation of his brother-in-law, he bit his fingers and resisted the temptation.
Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Son, do you want new toys?" ”
Now the son really couldn't help it, his little head was like pounding garlic, he kept nodding, and saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.
Li Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Well, listen up! Your father gave you three days off, and the day after tomorrow, you begged your sister Changle to take you to the Jinding Bar, because the day after tomorrow, there will be a masquerade drinking party at the Jinding Bar. So, if you want to play, then you have to beg your sister Changle to take you there! ”
"Kamen drinking party? What is that? ”
"This ...... It's a kind of party, and there's a lot of fun in it. ”
"But what if my sister doesn't take me there?"
"Hehe, then it depends on your ability, sprinkling and crying. In short, as long as you can get Changle to go to the drinking party, even if you succeed! ”
Li Yi explained with a smile, he felt that he estimated that he wanted to beat himself and deceive the little girl when he saw it, it was too evil!
"Well...... All right! ”
"By the way, you can pull up the childish slave, there is great power in numbers!"
"Yes! I know! ”
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After chatting with his son-in-law, he had a meeting with the eldest grandson, and then he left the palace.
After leaving the palace, Li Yi did not go home, but went to the second house, the mansion of Li Daozong, the king of Rencheng County.
Before going to the palace, Li Yi first went to Jinding Shopping Mall to buy a lot of luxury goods, which is mainly to deal with the next mother-in-law, this daughter-in-law has many daughters-in-law, and it is not all good things, so it is said that this mother-in-law is a big difficulty.
I bought a car of gifts, most of which were luxury goods, as well as some collector's glass products that Li Yi had treasured before, and then left for the palace.
In fact, the reason why I went today was because Li Yi specially inquired, the Charity Foundation was very busy today, Changle and Li Xueyan were both in charge of the overall situation at the Foundation, and they would not go home until the evening.
"I'm tired of reporting, Li Yi is coming to visit!"
When Li Yi said this, he felt blushing, and when he went to his father-in-law's house, he had to report his surname by name, because the porter didn't know him at all, and even if he did, he wasn't familiar with it, but he really didn't come too often, and as an uncle, there was really no one to do this.
When the porter heard Li Yi's name, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly went in to report, and after a short time, he was allowed to go, and Li Yi went in, but as soon as he entered, he found that the atmosphere inside was not right!