Chapter 35: Drunken Sex
On the way to the bedroom of the Niu Co Lu clan, Yu Fan was thinking, why did he only see the two wives of the Hitara clan and the Niu Co Lu clan now? It stands to reason that even if this Jiaqing Emperor has not really become the emperor, he should have other wives, could it be that except for the Xitara clan and the Niu Colu clan, they do not live in Yuqing Palace but live in the East and West Sixth Palace? No, because Qianlong didn't give the Heart Nourishing Palace to Jiaqing, it was impossible for his concubines to let out the comfortable sleeping palace!
Could it be that the other concubines went back to their parents' house to play like Niu Colu? This reason is also not valid! Can't all get sick! Yu Fan still wanted to figure this question out, but it seemed hopeless, because he saw Niu Co Lu standing at the door of his bedroom from a distance and looking here!
"Is there a woman who is so anxious! Are you still afraid of me running? However, if it weren't for the Spring Festival, I would have run away! Yu Fan was silent to Niu Co Lu at this time!
"Oh, Concubine Ai, look at you, what are you doing standing at the door on such a cold day, really, are you still worried that your heir will run away, how old is Yuqing Palace, where can you run to!"
Coming to the door of Niu Co Lu's bedroom, Yu Fan first poured a mouthful of ** soup into Niu Co Lu's family!
"Ouch, Your Majesty! Look at what you said that the concubine seems to miss your majesty very much, you are so bad, you know that I am cold and hold the concubine, the concubine knows in her heart, Your Majesty, your arms are the warmest and most intimate in the world! Niu Colu said with a red face.
"Hey, you're really good at beating snakes with sticks!" Yu Fan was amused by Niu Co Lu.
After entering the bedroom, Niu Colu took the door with him when he came in, and walked over and directly untied Yu Fan's mink pajamas, after all, there was a kang bed in the room, and there was no need to wear such thick pajamas.
"Ai Concubine, I haven't spent a good night with you for a while, why don't you take this opportunity, let's have some Yaxing tonight, drink, and talk about your heart?" Yu Fan saw the opportunity and said to Niu Co Lu, in fact, Yu Fan's real idea in his heart was to get Niu Co Lu drunk, so he could be safe tonight!
"Huh? It's strange that Your Majesty usually can't drink a few glasses before you get drunk and fall unconscious, and it's crazy enough to get drunk in bed! Has he not seen me for a few days and wants to reward me? Niu Colu was a little suspicious in her heart, but when she thought of the back, the corners of her mouth were bad and she smiled, and Yu Fan saw this smile, and swallowed a handful of saliva with a grunt in her throat! This cobalt is really scary!
"Your Majesty, since you have said so, then the concubine will pour you a cup!" As he spoke, he picked up the flask on the table and prepared to pour wine into the small wine glass. "Hey, why do we have to taste it slowly like the Han people when we are full of wine, we have to use a big bowl!" Yu Fan pressed Niu Co Lu's hand and said, Yu Fan thought to himself, if he changed the big bowl, Niu Co Lu would definitely get drunk after two drinks!
"Good! Since Your Majesty is so temperamental tonight, the concubine will give up her life to accompany the gentleman! When Niu Colu heard Yu Fan's words, his momentum suddenly changed, and he actually rolled up his sleeves! It scared Yu Fan a lot, it seems that this Cobalt Lu clan is very good at drinking?! But no matter how much you can drink, you can't compare with me, my Yufan is a thousand cups of intoxication in the 21st century!
I saw Niu Colu personally trotting out and bringing two large bowls from the small stove room, and poured it full of wine!
"Your Majesty, the concubine will do it first as a respect, please!" After Niu Colu finished speaking, he raised his head and purred and drank a big bowl of wine in two sips! This is simply stunned Yu Fan!
"Uh, I didn't do it wrong in the first place, shouldn't I have poured her with wine, what if she got drunk and forced me up! However, I'll have to drink it later, at most I'll knock her out while she's drunk, and then say tomorrow morning that she's drunk and knocked it herself! Yu Fan thought about it and felt that there was no unexpected problem, so he also gulped and drank up a large bowl of wine!
This time it was Niu Colu's turn to be stunned! I thought, when will this Jiaqing Emperor start to be able to drink! However, before she could finish her exclamation, Yu Fan began to stagger!
"Pit! Pit! Pit! No way! How do I feel dizzy and dizzy, am I not drunk with a thousand cups, how can I see things so blurry! Depend on! Uh-huh, headache, what the hell is going on! Yu Fan couldn't figure out how he was already drunk after just drinking a bowl of wine! 、
"**, isn't this Jiaqing's body stronger than wine, the soul is mine, and this body is Emperor Jiaqing's! Oops, miscalculated! I didn't even think of such a simple question! Ay! Emperor Jiaqing, I'm so cheated by you! If you don't know how to drink, let the historian write it down for those of us who study history! "Yu Fan seems to have found the reason for the drunkenness, but apparently it was too late!
"Your Majesty, you are drunk, the concubine will help you to rest", Niu Colu saw that Yu Fan couldn't stand steadily, and hurriedly wanted to go over and help him to bed.
But the drunk Yu Fan had already hallucinated at this time! In his eyes, what he saw was a Niu Co Lu clan with a face full of spring and a heart and walked towards him viciously!
"Hee-hee-hee, wah-haha-ha! Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the concubine has been thinking about it for a long time, you don't want to shirk it, there is no point in resisting, hahaha! You will obediently obey the concubine, the concubine will be very gentle with Your Majesty tonight, and you will be guaranteed to be unforgettable! Wowha! ”
Yu Fan in the hallucination saw that Niu Co Lu actually wanted to destroy the emperor with a hot hand! Smiled and forced himself on, hurriedly retreated, hit the table and rolled to the ground, seeing that Niu Colu was about to pounce on him, Yu Fan opened his teeth and claws and shouted!
“no! No! Don't! Don't come here! I'm not such a casual person, you're really casual and not human! If people don't agree, you will come hard! And is there any justice! Kiss! Twisted melons are not sweet! Don't come here! Help, someone overlord is the bow! ”
The suspicious Niu Colu clan saw Emperor Jiaqing, who was half-lying on the ground, actually shouting, covering his collar with one hand and his crotch with the other! There are also tears on her face, as if she has been violated and extremely wronged, and she can't understand what happened to the emperor with her brain!
"Could it be... Could it be that His Majesty wants to play role change with me tonight? Deliberately pretending to be pitiful and about to be violated, just to want me to use some cruel means against him? If not, he would have pounced on me as if he was usually drunk! Well, it must be so, Your Majesty once told me that some people in the West like to use whips, and it is rare for Your Majesty to be so elegant, it seems that I can't spoil his interest! Since I don't have braids, then I'll use brute force! Haha, Your Majesty, I'm coming! Regarding Yu Fan's drunken behavior, Niu Colu instantly made a divine analysis in his favor!
"Your Majesty, wahahaha! Your Majesty, you are so sexy tonight! "Niu Co Lu deliberately opened his teeth and claws to attack Yu Fan!
"Tear up!"
Yu Fan's pajamas were actually torn by Niu Co Lu's two holes!
"Ahhh It's really hard! Help me! Yufan, who was drunk, only felt that his body was violated, and suddenly kicked his limbs in fright, and hurriedly rolled to the side of the bed!
"Bang!"
It turned out that a basin of water at the foot of the bed was pressed by Yu Fan's forehead who was rolling forward, and after a loud sound, the basin flipped down and covered Yu Fan's entire head!
"Poof!"
Yu Fan was awakened by this water, and felt a fishy smell in his mouth, so he hurriedly squirted it out!
"Ugh!"
At this time, Niu Colu actually took out a handkerchief and covered his mouth and retched, because the basin of water that was poured on Yu Fan's head just now was her footwashing water tonight!
"Whew! Sober up! Not? How do you feel like I smell on me?! Hey? Why did my pajamas on my chest get exactly two holes torn?! Yu Fan, who was drenched in footwash water, was already sober at this time, but he obviously didn't remember what happened just now!
"Aifei, what's wrong with you, why are you covering your mouth, do you want to vomit after drinking too much?!" , Yu Fan said as he walked towards Niu Co Lu's clan, who knew that Niu Co Lu clan hurriedly hid back, looking disgusted!
"Huh? What happened to this cobalt? Wasn't it good to drink just now, how did you automatically retreat after drinking? Yu Fan, who had just sobered up, seemed a little puzzled.
"Your Majesty, the concubine is a little uncomfortable tonight, I feel a little pain in my waist, it seems that I can't accompany Your Majesty tonight!" Niu Colu held his waist and tried to squeeze out a painful look and said to Yu Fan.
"Oh? Hey! What's the situation, I managed to escape from the clutches without a fight?! Well, it seems that she was scared by my thousand glasses of not getting drunk! Ha ha! Yu Fan was stunned by this sudden surprise, and he was happy!
"Huh? Is this so, that heir will immediately summon the imperial doctor into the palace for the concubine to take a look, someone is coming..."
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Niu Colu hurriedly interrupted Yu Fan to call someone, if the imperial doctor came, she would definitely go through it!
"Your Majesty, back pain is just an old problem of the concubine, as long as you rest for one night, Your Majesty, you better go back to the study early to rest! You're going to have an early morning tomorrow morning! Niu Co Lu said.
"Well, the heir will go back first, if the pain in your waist is unbearable, you must immediately call the imperial doctor to know!"
"Well, Concubine Xie Your Majesty cares!"
After Yu Fan left, Niu Co Lu closed the door, at this time she saw the sprinkled footwash on the ground, her face was a little annoyed, and said: "The ducks to the beak have flown off, it seems that I have to take the time to worship the Buddha and bless it recently!" ”
"Whew! It's really dangerous, I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd! Hmm, why do I still stink so much! How the hell does my stink come from?! Hey, it's such a coincidence, the basin in the house is out of water, it seems that I have to go to the small stove room to wash it! After saying that, Yu Fan walked out of the door without even changing the shirt with two holes in his chest!
"Woo! It's so refreshing to wash your face! In the small stove room, Yu Fan shook his head, and at this time he seemed to remember what happened in Niu Colu's room!
"Woooooooooooo Woooooo ”
Suddenly, two women's crying voices came from behind him, and Yu Fan's hairs, which were still in his memory, stood on end! "Female ghost of the deep palace! Belch! Yu Fan turned around slowly, but before he could see who it was, he only saw the back of a white-clothed figure and fell down directly with a pop!