Chapter 34: Take a cold shower
Yu Fan, who came to the door of the bathhouse, heard the voice of Niu Co Lu in the room, so he quietly hid by the door, stretched out his head to look inside, and saw that Niu Co Lu in the bath room had taken off his coat, untied the little two heads and dropped his hair, and was carrying a flower basket in his hand at this time, and kept grabbing rose petals from the flower basket and throwing them into the big wooden barrel, stretching his nose and inhaling while throwing it.
"Hmm~~ It's so fragrant! Haha, Hitara clan, Wanjia clan, if you want to blame it, blame you for not having my figure, you don't understand Your Majesty's preferences at all! Niu Colu beside the big barrel muttered to himself.
Yu Fan by the door heard Niu Colu's confident self-appreciation, his throat also gurgled, and he exclaimed in his heart: This girl really dares to say it! I don't know if her bucket waist has just grown!
He suddenly remembered that when he was studying in the 21st century, he saw a photo of Cixi's life attached to the history book, in which Cixi sat in the center, and there were palace maids and several emperors' concubines standing on the left and right. The big pie face next to him, the bucket waist is actually the emperor's concubine! Imperial concubine?! This emperor is too heavy-hearted!
Fortunately, the wives of Emperor Jiaqing can still see it, but even if they see it, Yu Fan doesn't want to cuckold poor Jiaqing, and he is not a royal sister! In Yu Fan's heart, only the type of White Lotus Smecta is more suitable for him!
"Your Majesty?!"
Yu Fan was only thinking about the White Lotus in his heart, but he didn't notice that his head had stretched out and was seen by the Niu Co Lu clan!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you are so annoying, you actually peek at others, it seems that you are more anxious than your concubine!" Niu Colu said with a smile.
"Uh, concubine, you misunderstood, I'm here to tell you something!"
"Didn't I tell you during the day, in order to treat foot diseases, I specially flipped through the relevant wild history books and found out a foot massage method..."
"Your Majesty, after your Majesty wipes your body with this rose fragrant bath, the concubine will help Your Majesty massage the soles of your feet!" Niu Colu thought that Yu Fan was going to help him massage the soles of his feet, so he hurriedly interrupted Yu Fan's words, saying that he would not retreat like during the day. During the day, I didn't dare to help Yu Fan massage because she had beriberi, but now she can use a rose incense bath to remove most of the stench, how can she be scared away!
"Aifei, you misunderstood, this is actually to blame me for forgetting, because the foot massage method recorded in this wild history book is to be combined with a cold shower! So, Aifei, do you think you want to take a cold shower with me?"
"Whoa!"
Hearing Yu Fan's words, the flower basket in Niu Colu's hand fell directly to the ground, and she also looked at Yu Fan with wide eyes, wanting to ask if you were so idle that you were the emperor and rummaged around for wild history books! It's the middle of February, and you want a woman from me to take a cold shower with you, isn't that sick!
"Your Majesty, are you done laughing?! You also know it's February day and you want to put your health first! It's easy to get sick when you take a cold bath! ”
"Concubine Ai's words are wrong, haven't you heard that cold water bathing can exercise blood vessels, strengthen your physique and even prolong your life when you were studying with Imperial Doctor Wen! Ai Concubine, I have been plagued by this beriberi for a long time, and I have decided to do this! ”
"This..." Niu Colu obviously asked a little difficult, asking her to take a cold shower, doesn't this directly kill her!
"Aifei, I know that you may be afraid of the cold, so let's do it, I allow you not to take a bath with my heir, we still have a lot of time, can't we wait until my beriberi is cured?" Yu Fan took the opportunity to say.
"Forget it, you can't take a bath with Your Majesty, but you can sleep with Your Majesty after washing, hum! Tonight I will be favored by His Majesty no matter what! After Niu Colu made up his mind, he smiled at Yu Fan
"Since Your Majesty is considerate of your concubines, how can your concubines live up to Your Majesty's kindness, then the concubines are waiting for you in the bedroom by themselves, and the concubines will accompany Your Majesty to sleep tonight, which is also regarded as compensation for not being able to bathe with Your Majesty, Your Majesty, don't you not come!" After speaking, he didn't wait for Yu Fan to answer, and walked away directly! "I rub, I haven't promised yet! How can he escape faster than Liu Bei! However, who washes cold water with you, doesn't this have the hot water you boiled! And sprinkled so many roses for me, well, it smells so good! In this regard, Niu Co Lu really should boast! Haha, let's take a hot shower first! ”
Yu Fan took off as he spoke, and when he was about to take off his pants, the footsteps of two people came from behind him! Yu Fan turned around and saw that they were two eunuchs, who looked quite thick! The figure is quite tough! The reason was that Yu Fan saw that they were each carrying two buckets of cold ice!
"Your Majesty, Fang Fujin ordered us to come here to replace the hot water with cold water for Your Majesty, please let Your Majesty move and let the servants change the water!" One of the eunuchs said.
"I'm #@¥@¥! Niu Co Lu, I just finished praising you! You're just doing this to me! ”
At this moment, Yu Fan could only watch as they extinguished the coals under the wooden barrel, and then poured ice into the steaming wooden barrel! At this moment, the temperature in Yu Fan's heart also dropped to freezing! Pull out the cold!
"Forget it, I won't take a bath, I'll just wash my face and feet!" Yu Fan had no choice but to wash his face and feet at this time!
After pouring the ice, the two eunuchs reached into the barrel with their hands and touched the water, and after the cold trembled instantly, they felt that it was almost over, so they stood aside and didn't move!
"Hey, I said what are you two doing standing there when you're done! I'm not in the habit of being watched in the shower! Yu Fan saw that the two eunuchs were still standing, and he was a little puzzled!
"You can get out!" Yu Fan said.
"Your Majesty, the slave is serving you to bathe and change clothes, just now you and Fang Fujin came in together, the slave didn't come in to serve you, now Fang Fujin has walked away, and just now Fang Fujin also specially instructed the slave to take a good look at Your Majesty, she is worried that you will freeze and faint when you take cold water!"
"If you're worried that I'm going to faint, don't ask two stupid people to bring ice! Haven't I been driven into a dead end by you! Yu Fan scolded in his heart!
"Damn, I really can't kick them out, if Niu Colu knows that I drove them away, they may suspect that I lied to her! Whew, die and die, this is the price of preserving chastity! This is just a small price, and there is a long way to go! Yu Fan can only comfort himself in his heart in order to get better!
"Fortunately, there was no soap in the Qing Dynasty!" Yu Fan took off his clothes and looked at the two eunuchs, thinking about it evilly.
"Oh, ahhhhh **! **eon! Oh yes! Wow! Enough! At this moment, the palace maids, eunuchs and several concubines in Jiaqing Palace could hear the screams of the Sino-British joint venture from the bathhouse!
After half a pillar of incense, his fingers, toes, and the edge of his mouth all turned purple, and even Yu Fan, who had some ice slag hanging on his mouth, walked out of the big bucket tremblingly! He suddenly realized that it was so warm outside the barrel!
The two eunuchs who had been standing next to him for a long time hurriedly walked up to help Yu Fan put on his pajamas
"It's the same as if the hell you're wearing it! It's still so cold! Is there anything thicker! ! Yu Fan finally couldn't help but open his mouth and sprayed at the eunuch next to him!
"Your Majesty, the slave deserves death! Slaves deserve death! I beg Your Majesty to spare the minions, spare the minions! The two eunuchs were so frightened by Yu Fan's drink that they knelt on the ground and wailed!
"Your sister! I told you to take thicker pajamas did you hear! It is to take the pajamas, not to make you kneel!! **! Yu Fan drank again!
"Oh my God! Days like this! How long will it take! Seeing the two eunuchs almost roll out sideways, a sad sigh rose in Yu Fan's heart!
After a while, a graceful figure came in with a large mink pajamas, and this person was the Hitara clan! It turned out that the Hitara clan heard Yu Fan's scolding and hurriedly came over, and after asking the two eunuchs on the way, he went to get a mink pajamas and gave them to Yu Fan.
"You're really... I don't have anything to say..." Hitara threw Yu Fan a strange look, and she didn't know what to say at this time! When did Emperor Jiaqing become so temperamental, but it's good to have a temper, otherwise she really doesn't know what to straighten the queen's waist! "I'm sorry Concubine Ai, I'm worrying about you! I'm going to go to bed tonight at the side of the Fu Jin Niu Co Lu clan, so..."
"Well, I know, Sister Qixue just came back from her mother's house today, you should really go to accompany her tonight", the Hitara clan did not blame Yu Fan, but understood Yu Fan very well, as a queen, you must first be tolerant! Otherwise, if the emperor wanted to sleep with that woman, she would be jealous, then there were so many beauties in the harem, and the palace would have become a vinegar vat long ago!
"Well, Aifei, thank you for your mink pajamas!" After Yu Fan finished speaking, he squeezed the palm of the Hitara clan tightly, and the Hitara clan also returned a smile and turned around and walked out of the bath.
"Alas, I'm sorry, you are all the wives of Emperor Jiaqing, I can't have a relationship with you! In the future, after I take over the country, I must implement the marriage law! Then you will naturally look for your own life! Yu Fan said secretly with firm faith.
"Whew, the last hurdle tonight! Button Cobalt Clan's bedroom! Yu Fan clenched his hands into fists, ready to take on the final challenge!