Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan had an encounter with Zhu Youxiao of Mingxi Sect in the latrine, and generously gave half of the butt wiping paper to Zhu Youxiao

++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Oh, grandma, what are you waiting for, let's go~ Look, everyone has already left~ Didn't the emperor come to deliver the decree?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan said as he stepped forward to help the old lady Ma, but before he could meet it, Li Qinghan grabbed it with one hand and shook it with Ma Xiaoquan's hand.

Li Qinghan's hand was very soft and cool, Ma Xiaoquan held it and couldn't help but pinch it lightly.

Li Qinghan's face flushed, and he pulled his hand back vigorously, and said, "Ma Xiaoquan, you are not allowed to touch grandma~ Let grandma rest well~"

Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, whatever you want~ But I can say okay, grandma's old body can't bear such weather, wait a while, if the emperor doesn't come, we'll withdraw~"

As soon as Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, a eunuch who passed the word came.

Ma Xiaoquan turned his head and saw that it was the Wei Jinzhong he had just met.

I only heard Wei Jinzhong shouting: "The emperor has a decree, you will return to peace first~"

As soon as Wei Jinzhong's words fell, the courtyard immediately exploded.

Anyone who has a little ear in the palace knows that the emperor's health is sick, but no one thought that the emperor would not even preside over the Halloween Festival, which is a loss of unity.

A man stood up and said loudly: "How can this work, if the emperor doesn't come out, I won't wait~"

Wei Jinzhong said impatiently: "Why are you so uninteresting, the emperor has already issued an order, do you want to resist the decree?" ”

"Fuck off! You eunuch! The man stared at Wei Jinzhong with wide eyes, "What are you, it's not your turn to speak here!" Get lost! ”

Wei Jinzhong touched his nose, but he didn't dare to attack, he knew that he was just an old eunuch, and the one in front of him was Lord Yang Lianyang, who was in the middle of the military department, and he was in the middle of the matter.

Wei Jinzhong snorted lightly.

When Yang Lian saw it, he was furious, and pulled out his leg is a kick, and this kick happened to kick the center of Wei Jinzhong's crotch.

Poor Father-in-law Wei is a *** person, Yang Lian's kick is equivalent to a white kick.

However, Yang Lian's kick made Wei Jinzhong remember him completely, and he was afraid of him from then on.

Wei Jinzhong covered his crotch and fled, causing a burst of laughter in the courtyard.

After the laughter, everyone waited for a while, and when they saw that the emperor was really not coming, they dispersed one after another

"Grandma, look, I said that the emperor is not coming, let's go~~" Ma Xiaoquan said, and wanted to step forward to help Mrs. Ma.

Li Qinghan stared, Ma Xiaoquan smiled, and retracted his hand again.

Out of the palace, Li Qinghan waited for Mrs. Ma to get into the sedan chair, and then stared at Ma Xiaoquan with slanted eyes.

"Sister-in-law, I didn't mess with you, did I?" Ma Xiaoquan said with a puzzled face.

"Didn't mess with me? Ma Xiaoquan, what do you mean? If it weren't for you, I could, I could" Li Qinghan said this, but he didn't have the courage to continue.

"Can you? What can you do? Are you in China? ”

"I'm bah~ Ma Xiaoquan, why do you make me so annoying~" Li Qinghan was so angry that he stepped forward and raised his legs and kicked Ma Xiaoquan fiercely.

Ma Xiaoquan had made an agreement with Mrs. Ma before: except for the last resort, he could not expose his skills.

However, Li Qinghan's kick seems to have a lot of power, if this is hit, it will be uncomfortable.

Ma Xiaoquan "deliberately" did not stand firmly, leaned back, and just before Li Qinghan's foot kicked him, he took the lead in touching his butt on Li Qinghan's beautiful feet.

This trick was learned by Ma Xiaoquan from his uncle, who likes to play Tai Chi, but the formal usage of this trick should be hand-to-foot, not butt-to-foot.

"Ouch~~" Ma Xiaoquan "rolled", rubbed his ass "painfully" and said: "Sister-in-law, you can beat it if you say it, my ass hurts so much~~"

Li Qinghan looked at Ma Xiaoquan's painful appearance, but he was very surprised in his heart, the kick he just kicked out seemed to be Ma Xiaoquan's ass touching his foot first, right? Moreover, it seems that the strength is not used, and most of it was unloaded by Ma Xiaoquan in the direction, why do you feel that something is wrong?

Li Qinghan gritted his teeth and said, "You deserve it, who let you mess with me?" ”

Mrs. Ma opened the curtain of the sedan chair, and persuaded her: "Okay, don't make trouble, you two don't make trouble, hurry up and get up the sedan chair, go back and talk about it~"

Li Qinghan's face flushed slightly, and she gently replied "yes".

Ma Xiaoquan sighed, rubbing his buttocks, and slowly distanced himself from Li Qinghan: "Sister-in-law, I have to explain something to you~"

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

Ma Xiaoquan raised his buttocks, and he really let out a fart unceremoniously.

"Ma Xiaoquan, you~~ Why are you so disgusting~"

Ma Xiaoquan smashed it: "Disgusting? Sister-in-law, don't I have a stomachache, by the way, I went to the toilet that time, right? ”

Li Qinghan didn't say anything, but his eyes became wrong.

"I'm pooping in the latrine~"

Li Qinghan clenched his fists in disgust, looking like he was about to hold back.

"When I was in the courtyard that time, I was going to help my grandmother, but you didn't let me help you, right? Uh~~"

Li Qinghan was impatient: "Ma Xiaoquan, what do you want to say?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan snorted: "That's the case, when I went to the toilet, I wiped my butt with this hand with a tissue paper" Ma Xiaoquan said, shaking his right hand, "I'm also anxious after going to the toilet, I don't care about washing my hands, I want to help my grandmother when I come back, I didn't help it, I was blocked by my sister-in-law, it seems that my sister-in-law, our hands"

Before Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Li Qinghan suddenly burst out, and pulled out the snake sword on his belt with a loud voice: "Ma Xiaoquan, I'm going to kill you!" I'll kill you! ”

Ma Xiaoquan was startled, he didn't care about it anymore, so he ran away.

Li Qinghan was about to chase, Old Madam Ma suddenly coughed a few times, Li Qinghan had no choice but to endure the anger in her chest and stopped, but the snake sword in her hand did not mean to take it back at all.

Looking at Ma Xiaoquan's figure gradually moving away, Li Qinghan cursed silently in his heart: Ma Xiaoquan, you wait, you disgusting guy, you scum, you scum, you shameless guy, you oops, it's disgusting and angry, hum~ Ma Xiaoquan, you wait, when you go home, I have to break your body into pieces!