Newtonian mechanics, in fact, is only suitable for the classical universe, and it is not necessary to be true that everything follows the three laws.

But at least, at the current stage, it is still a classical law, and it is still used in many places.

However, in the face of aliens, this may be ridiculous.

Just look at the appearance of the aliens, and they are almost crazy with laughter......

"Is our scientific theory a joke?"

"It's too devastating......"

When everyone laughs on the surface, some scientists feel very uncomfortable, but if you think about it, this is understandable.

They are 100,000 years away from others, let alone 100,000 years, and the cognition of thousands of years ago is ridiculous now.

From the perspective of aliens, the earthlings seriously put the 'laws' in the form of axioms and presented them to her, which is completely presenting a book of jokes.

"But it's not going to be like that. A physicist said secretly.

"Because of cultural differences, modern people may not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories of the ancients, but they have long known that after all, they are in the same line, so they have expectations in their hearts. ”

A sociologist whispered: "But aliens are different, you think, a joke has heard something similar, naturally it won't be much funny." But the alien she didn't know that earthlings knew the world like this, and they had no psychological expectations, and suddenly saw our scientific theories, just like a person who had seen too many jokes and suddenly heard a certain 'brain-opening' joke. ”

In the case of huge physiological and cultural differences, the laughter is naturally very different.

Some really everyday jokes on Earth, because everyday life is different, so the aliens don't react at all. For example, some stalks of mockery physiology, the physiological structure of aliens is different, so naturally I don't feel it.

But science is different, it is an objective observation summary. Some physical motion phenomena are found on Earth and on Earth.

So even if the theory is wrong or inaccurate, the aliens can understand it and know what these laws are talking about.

With an understanding of what these laws are talking about, and a corresponding sense of resonance, it can be concluded that if earthlings and aliens have a 'common language', it must be the language of science and mathematics.

Because the two bypass cultural differences.

In terms of mechanics, the black ball civilization must have made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive biases.

This is the limitation of the times, but the wrong understanding of science by the black ball civilization back then may not be the same as the current earth.

Therefore, the earth's 'physics joke', in the eyes of aliens, may be very brainy......

"Aliens don't have a low laugh, maybe she has a high laugh in her own civilization. ”

But under various factors, the scientific theory of the earth just hit the G-spot of the aliens. ”

The advisory panel quickly figured out the situation.

What do they do? They're responsible for analyzing alien behavior and making recommendations.

Whatever aliens do, they have to rack their brains to understand the deep meaning behind it and facilitate diplomatic work.

The alien in front of him, looking at Newtonian mechanics, actually laughed like a dog, this is not a trivial matter, and the representatives of various countries attach great importance to it!

And the truth behind this is not difficult to make up.

It's not very difficult to understand an alien with a very different technology and culture, and it feels funny to look at their scientific laws.

And what was the tone they had just set not long ago? It was the idea of how to make the aliens happy.

Unexpectedly, aliens don't understand the art of the earth, and they are expressionless when they watch the comedy of the earth, but watching Newtonian mechanics hits the laugh instead.

"It's so weird for her to laugh......"

"But it's easy to have a laugh!"

In order to show the beauty of the earth, they prepared a lot of artists, including comedy artists, who were thinking of coaxing aliens.

Later, it was discovered that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so they gave up this scheme of directly making people laugh.

But now, this plan is going to be re-executed, but not with comedians, scientists!

Science is the most classic and truly enduring comedy theme in the universe!

The master of the earth talk show, in the world of theoretical physics!

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"Each planet orbits the Sun in its own elliptical orbit, and the Sun is in one focal point of the ellipse......"

"What?

"Every Planet ......"

"Hahahaha......! Open ......"

"Kepler's ......"

"Hahaha, that Kepler is a talent!"

“......”

Watching the aliens amused by Kepler's three laws of planetary motion, the theoretical physics community was pained and happy.

tells the laws of classical physics, and in front of aliens, it is a comedy show.

Newtonian mechanics is a joke, and Kepler's planetary motion is one of the three major jokes.

Of course, not everything is laughed at, like thermodynamics, and the aliens just smile faintly.

The mathematical theorem does not touch the joke of aliens at all.

Through constant observation and summary, we found that it is normal for mathematics to not touch the laughing point, mathematics is a rigorous basic tool, and has nothing to do with the accuracy of observation and technical limitations, so at most it is useless, and there will be no mistakes, let alone anything funny.

As for the very few laws of thermodynamics, which are not laughed at, it means that either the laughter is old-fashioned, and the black ball civilization has made similar mistakes in the past, or it is ...... That's right.

"That piece of ferrous metal should be the cutting-edge material of people's civilization, and it itself violates thermodynamics. ”

"yes, I thought thermodynamics would laugh the worst. That piece of ferrous metal, I have been observing for a long time, it seems that all particles are stagnant, no, it feels like it is not made of particles at all, but an inseparable Planck-limited substance, which has been magnified to the macroscopic ......"

"Tsk, we think so, it just shows that the technology gap is too big. ”

While a few scientists were talking, the Canadian representative urged, "Stop talking! Who's going to play? You, Dr. Galio, go up and say one." ”

"......," Dr. Galio went up laughing.

He is a theoretical physicist, but at the moment the state is asking him to tell jokes to aliens.

After thinking about it, he did not say the law, but a conjecture.

"The mass of neutrinos is measured by ......"

Galio went on a long story in front of the aliens and even took out his design drawings from the lab.

Everyone was stunned because he was talking about a difficult problem he was working on: how to measure the mass of neutrinos?

In this regard, he actually gave a plan that felt very reasonable.

A complete physical model is structured, and theoretically his way is feasible to make a qualified precision analyzer in this direction to measure the mass of neutrinos.

"Hahahaha!" Sister Yu laughed excitedly after hearing this, and snatched the drawings and Galio's original design draft.

Taken together, these data build a complex model, which is cutting-edge theory.

"Write it down!" Canaan recorded frantically on the side of the Blue and White Society, very excited.

Yes, this is a set of untested theoretical conjectures that cannot be proven because engineering is not yet up to standard.

However, this is what Canaan wants, because on their side, not to mention the feasible scheme for measuring the mass of neutrinos, even whether neutrinos have mass or not is still being proven!

Here she is frantically copying the answers, and Sister You is laughing wildly over there.

"What's this...... Hahaha......" Sister You grabbed the information and smiled.

On the other end, the Blue and White Society: "Damn, their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours, this configuration is simply amazing!"

"Hahaha...... What do you think? Geoscientists...... Hahaha!It's so funny!" Sister You said, shaking her head.

On the other hand, the Blue and White Society: "Oh my God, what do you think? It provides an important new way of thinking about measuring neutrino mass! Before that, we were completely blank in this field!"

Dr. Galio looked at the alien who was happy to be a dog and smiled bitterly.

This is his life's work, although everything is based on theory, just an unproven plan, but this is also the only theoretical and feasible solution that human beings can come up with.

I didn't expect it to be so ridiculous in the eyes of aliens.

Seeing this, Sister You smiled and said: "I really want to see you make things and actually measure the data, do a good job, and you must come up with a more interesting plan when the time comes...... Hahaha!"

Galio wondered, "Is it right or wrong?"

"We never thought of this plan, and the idea is too clear...... Hahaha! It's too much trouble...... It's funny, but if I have to use this method to measure it, it can be measured, but you don't have to...... Hahaha. Sister You smiled.

Galio knows, he understands!

In fact, there are many methods, and his method is theoretically possible, but with the technology of the earthlings, it may not be possible.

According to the same theory, aliens can measure according to this method, which is the difference in actual productivity.

And why is it so ridiculous? It's trouble. Technology is constantly moving towards convenience, to say that his solution is the most perfect measurement solution, it is certainly impossible.

Aliens must have something more perfect, so I think his theory is very funny.

It's like being able to calculate the mass of the earth through a formula, but you have to design a super large scale to weigh the earth piece by piece, and then you are agonizing: Alas, the engineering technology is not enough, and you can't make such a powerful scale.

The brain hole is strange, laughing at the aliens.

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