Chapter 458: Low Laughter

Surrounded by representatives of various countries and accompanied by scientific advisers, the aliens visited the space base of Tiannuo in Canada.

Because the alien was still wearing the victim's tattered clothes, Wallace put a dress on the alien when he went out.

The alien looked at the robe and said expressionlessly, "Your art is terrible. ”

The P5 delegates twitched the corners of their mouths and glared fiercely at the Canadian delegates.

The robe was printed with the trademarks of more than 100 foreign businessmen!

The Canadian representative was very cheeky, and casually asked people to make public part of the video data of the 'aliens visiting the Tiannuo base'.

How big is the advertising effect of aliens? How big is the heart of the capitalist.

Fortunately, the aliens didn't mind.

"I've seen your spaceship, I need a series of production line samples, and the detailed data can't be missing......" Sister You visited, and kept making requests.

"No problem!" they agreed without hesitation.

Soon, they had all the equipment they needed to build the spacecraft, including a nano production line for aerospace materials, an unmanned intelligent assembly machine, an energy reactor, and even a large number of data hard drives.

Everyone watched as the aliens circled around the machines, waiting for her to play.

Unexpectedly, the alien suddenly picked up the equipment of the nano production line, which is a state-of-the-art generation of 3D printers, which only need to set up detailed data to print a high-precision part in nanometers.

This huge device, which weighs 2.5 tons, is impossible for humans to lift, but at this moment, it is firmly picked up by Sister You.

"Ahh

"Wait a minute, isn't this stand-in an earthling?"

"By the way, I remember that it seems to have been transformed, which is completely beyond the physical limits of earthlings. ”

Everyone sighed that the aliens controlled the bodies of the earthlings and were more powerful than the earthlings themselves.

2.5 tons of stuff, lift it with your bare hands!

Suddenly, the alien and the printer disappeared out of thin air.

"She's gone, what's going on?"

"Jump is gone!"

Delegates from various countries are in a hurry, aren't they playing with model airplanes? Everything is ready, how did the people go?

"Da!" Fortunately, it didn't take long for Sister You to appear at the scene out of thin air again, but the printer was gone.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly asked, "Where have you been?"

"Well, I'll send things to Sirius, you don't think I'm using a fragile human body to build a spaceship with my bare hands, do you? You're missing too many organs. Sister You said.

The people looked at each other, and their hearts said that this is so.

Indeed, it is an alien who plays model airplanes, and he is just a stand-in in front of him.

Aliens rubbing spaceships by hand does not mean that they can do it with the bodies of earthlings, and the physiological structures are different.

The samples they provide are to be sent to the alien body to be dismantled and produced in the most simple way, without the help of any automated machines.

At this moment, maybe the aliens are frantically dismantling the spaceship with eight hands in the house.

"That ......," the Huaxia representative wanted to say but stopped.

"Is there any problem?" said Sister Yu after she finished moving.

"No, no, we just thought you could move away by jumping. ”

Sister You said: "It's easy for me to send things over, but it's different to send them back, the only jump node here is something on my head." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the horn that was fluttering with black flames.

Everyone suddenly thought about it, and on the side of the alien body, there must be a powerful jump device, and any large object can be sent over casually.

But here, I can only rely on the unicorn device attached to the substitute to send things back, and I guess it's because of this that I need to lift it myself.

"Uh......" Sister You snorted and raised the unmanned intelligent assembly machine again.

This one is heavier, three tons! You can see that Sister You's whole body is red, her muscles jump to the extreme, and she finally lifts it up.

The moment she lifted up, Sister You shouted in her mind: "Get up! Hurry up! Dead dog!"

Gou Ye smiled, put on earrings in an instant, and completed the fusion.

"Boom!" the machine fell to the ground, and immediately a researcher from the Blue and White Society took it away for study.

Look at Gou Ye again, which is still Gou Ye, a sunny young lady with red lips and white teeth and big eyes, who is standing there with a fragrant sweat.

Mo Qian knows that this is the fusion of Gou Ye and Sister You, male and female, tall and slender, and his facial features are almost perfect.

Inside is wearing Gou Ye's clothes, and the outside is wearing Sister You's advertising robe.

"Master Gou......" Mo Qian shouted.

Unexpectedly, the guy frowned lightly and said, "I'm your sister You!"

As he spoke, he took a puff on his cigarette.

"......" Mo Qian couldn't smile bitterly.

In terms of the personality in front of her, Sister You is the main personality, but subconsciously it is Gou Ye.

The fusion of the two covers almost all the strengths of the two of them, but there is also a place where it is covered, and that is the Valkyrie effect, because this body is essentially male.

However, the fusion can also listen to the song of reversal......

"......" things were delivered, 'Brother You' decisively took off the earrings, and Sister You and Master Gou appeared in place in their respective clothes.

Sister You glared at Gou Ye, waved the smoke and said, "Send me over." ”

Mo Qian pushed, and Sister You appeared in the Tiannuo base again.

Just like this again and again, Sister You moved all the equipment prepared over there.

In order to carry it, Sister You directly threw the poor element on the table.

The scientists stepped forward to play with it, but Sister You didn't care.

"That's, this poor ...... Can we study it?" asked the Huaxia representative.

"Whatever, I'll send you. Sister You said casually.

The representative of Huaxia was overjoyed, and sure enough, as long as he was happy, the aliens threw some three melons and two dates, and they also sent it!

Immediately, countless scientists came to test with high-precision instruments, and the more they studied, the more they were surprised, and this poor element would trigger revolutionary progress in their materials!

"Eh, you guys should also disassemble this instrument for me to play with. After Sister You sent the goods, she came back and saw the sophisticated experimental instruments, and directly threw another piece of poor element.

"Take it!"

What do the delegates of various countries do not want to do? Aliens give whatever they want, and what they like, just move away.

They can't wait to make the entire industrial chain of the earth aliens, and those things can still be made without them, but the poor element is a real alien monopoly.

Now that the aliens are starting to be poor, the representatives of various countries are beginning to think about how to divide them.

"These production chains are all owned by our country, and we want 50 percent!" said the Canadian representative.

"No way! China can compensate you, and besides, your use of aliens for advertising is not over! It is likely to lead to a serious diplomatic accident...... All of humanity is taking risks for this!" said the French delegate angrily.

They quarreled for a long time, and finally looked at the Huaxia deputies, only to see the Huaxia deputies, Wen Xu, saying: "I think let's just come according to the per capita of each country! This is the wealth of all mankind, and it must be distributed according to the proportion of the population." ”

"Fake...... "Several countries cursed.

Again, it was the same when the lunar territory was divided, because Huaxia developed the moon alone, and according to international law, the moon is the common wealth of all mankind, so after the war, under pressure, Huaxia negotiated with everyone on the issue of lunar territory at the global council.

Under the principle of joint development, Huaxia proposed that the wealth of all mankind should naturally be 'distributed per capita' according to the proportion of the population of each country.

As a result, China occupies one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon......

And now again!

But there is no way, they are superpowers, and they are very reasonable, in desperation, the countries still agreed, and it is a big deal that some rich countries will use the money to buy the poor elements from some poor ghost countries that have obtained the poor elements!

"Again!" complained one representative.

"Okay, who made Huaxia the most developed country. A representative said.

When the Huaxia representative heard this, he said solemnly: "Please don't distort the position of other countries, we are still a developing country." ”

"???" countries are speechless.

As the world's largest economy and the largest military power, does it have one-sixth of the sovereignty of the moon, or is it developing?"

"Of course, our per capita happiness index is not high, at most we are in the advanced stage of developing countries. ”

The scalp of the representatives of various countries is numb, and the advanced stage of the developing countries is really sorry for what you say!

On the other hand, with all the information available, there are still physical objects to study and disassemble, and the Blue and White Society quickly found its way out, and the technology is advancing rapidly.

The aerospace field is a comprehensive scientific and technological field, including chemistry, materials science, physics, dynamics, communication technology, computer technology and so on.

In those means of production, all aspects are involved, and it can be said that if you understand those things, you will be able to master the vast majority of the technologies of this era.

Among them, the nano production line, in particular, is much more advanced than them, and it is directly the pinnacle of industrial production.

By simply putting raw materials into it, the molecular arrangement can be changed at the nano level, and various basic materials such as iron plates and steel ingots can be made.

After that, these basic materials can be reprocessed and printed into the desired product.

The entire industrial chain, completed by one machine, completely changed the old production mode.

"Great! Great!" Abbot Canaan was thrilled.

Mo Qian smiled: "What else do you want?"

Dean Canaan said: "These should not be the top-notch, truly cutting-edge technical materials, may not be put into engineering. If only we could get their most advanced scientific theories. ”

"Is this important?" asked Ink Poor.

Dean Canaan said, "It's not very important, it's just wanting." After all, people's scientific research strength is much higher than ours, so let's put it this way, we also designed an alloy by getting the poor element. But they can easily apply it to various fields and design dozens of alloys. ”

Mo Qian also frowned: "This is difficult to do, it is impossible to use any reason to play model airplanes, right?"

It's normal for aliens to ask for antiques, but it's too much to ask for cutting-edge theoretical and technical materials that they haven't yet put into engineering.

People get 'poor' and can design countless usages, that is their scientific research strength, in their eyes, aliens should be able to design more poor element usages.

"Forget it, that's enough. Dean Canaan said.

"Forget it, what are you doing, I have a way!" said Gou Ye with a smile.

I saw that Gou Ye quickly said something to Sister You through spiritual power.

At this time, Sister You had finished moving the machine and was sitting there drinking tea.

After sharing the benefits, the representatives of various countries came up and asked, "How do you feel?"

Sister You said, "I'm looking at your information. ”

"Uh, dual-purpose?" said a scientist, because Sister You was obviously drinking tea.

Sister You looked at him strangely, only to see her hands on the table, poked into the wooden table, drew 'Heineken Beer' with her left hand, and 'Mobil Energy' with her right hand.

"Isn't that easy?"

The advisory group sighed that it was worthy of being an alien.

The level of wisdom of others is higher than theirs, the brain is more advanced, and it is extremely simple to multitask.

While playing with model airplanes, you can control the stand-in, and you can also 'draw a circle with your left hand and draw a square with your right hand'.

"What else do you need?" the representative asked.

After asking, the alien suddenly became sluggish.

"Hmm, what's wrong with you?"

Sister You hasn't reacted yet.

Just when everyone was confused, Sister You suddenly laughed as if she had come back to her senses.

The representatives of the countries looked at each other, inexplicably, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Sister You looked as if she had found something interesting, and shouted, "Tell me about your three Newton's laws!"

A physicist recited it earnestly.

As soon as she finished reciting the first law, Sister You said as if she had heard some joke: "Isolated particles remain stationary or move in a uniform straight line?"

"......" The scientists were stunned, is this funny?

The physicist continued to recite, and Sister You leaned back and forth like a person watching a hilarious comedy.

"What's wrong with this?"

"Low laugh?"

"It's not...... Isn't Newton's Three Laws funny?"

The scientists were really stunned, no one laughed, and even the representatives of various countries didn't know how to echo such a strange joke.

Is it no wonder that aliens don't understand the art of Earth? That's a weird joke, isn't it?

"Hahahaha, seriously...... Hahaha...... "Sister Yu laughed so crazy.

Suddenly, a professor in the advisory group whispered, "I understand! Maybe it's cultural differences, maybe our theories are so full of mistakes and omissions that our scientific and technological theories are full of laughter in the eyes of aliens!"

The delegates of various countries were stunned for a moment, and then they were also ecstatic: "Quick! Bring all the technical data! Our scientific theories are still useful! They are not worthless!"

As he spoke, everyone laughed wildly with the aliens: "Hahaha...... Uh-haha-ha......"

"Hehehehehe......"

"Isolated particles remain stationary or move in a straight line at a uniform speed...... Hmmm, ahahahaha......"

Everyone laughed and laughed...... Talking about it, it does feel funny.

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