Ah... My supper! … Pretending to be forced is still punished.

If you are so hungry, who calls diarrhea at noon? All the nutrients eaten at noon were brought out of the chrysanthemum by the rancid chicken thighs, and I will never eat fried chicken thighs again! Uh, no, I can't eat what Chen Yan brought anymore.

Let's go for some home-cooked food first! I'm hungry.

Li Xian walked into a dumpling shop, and he wanted to use that word again... A sea of people...

Since many fast food restaurants such as Kentucky Duck exposed maggot cubs in chicken wings, few people have gone, isn't this right? There is not much traditional food in country C, how can you call people in country C?!

It was too crowded inside, and it was hard to see a position, and a beautiful woman sat across from her at a table alone.

casually asked: "How many bowls of dumplings?!" (How much is a wan?) ）

The beauty replied: "Thirty thousand"

The waiter said it was eight pieces.

"What?"

I was stunned in an instant, when will the dumplings be 30,000? Is this an airport? Even the airport isn't that expensive!

。。。。。。

The woman hid her face in embarrassment, seeing that she was wearing heavy makeup, and there was a looming tattoo on her plump chest...... Society! True Society! Admire again!

"Nothing... I'm on the phone. ”

I go to this disguise ability in the next also admire! I didn't hang up the Bluetooth headset or hold up the mobile phone just now, how could it be a call?

Think about it carefully, is this "how much is a bowl of dumplings..."?

What is homophony? Signal?

The Heavenly King Covers the Tiger... Poof! I remembered the uncle in the morning! That uncle is still talking about Balala Little Demon Fairy... Hahaha!

"Oh..."

It turned out that she was on the phone... How could it be on the phone... Cut! If I hadn't gone to kindergarten, I would have almost believed it!

I ordered a night to sleep, phew, a bowl of dumplings, and ate it, thinking that the baby was starving to death, I knew that if I didn't give her a pie, I wanted to rot the love, and outsiders could never get it back.

it?? Why does she keep looking at me? Do I look like Little Fresh Meat? It's not like it!!

She pretended to be on the phone, not to hide the embarrassment just now.

Bell bell bell! ~

The bell rang, but now her phone was ringing...... This TM is even more embarrassing! The beautiful woman seems to want to bury her head in her chest! The scene was extremely embarrassing again......

"Hello? Oh! ~Boss Lu! ”

When I heard the boss's voice, it softened.

Li Xian almost fed the dumplings into his nostrils when he heard this, but he couldn't feed them.

I almost choked when I chewed the dumplings...

Listening quietly, I heard the man's voice on the phone.

(Li Xian angrily threw dumplings) "Damn! Why should my hearing be so good?! ZZ, what the hell are you setting for me?! ”

(Sitting: Blame me?) …… ）

(Braised pig's feet: "Don't blame you for me?!!") What does it mean to add a halogen word in front of a pig's knuckle?! And what the hell are you sitting on?! Be careful, I'll tell the editor! You procrastinator! …”）

(Author: Blame me?) … Is it good to hear well? The plot needs it! Bear with me, bear with me! It will make you deaf in a moment! … ）

(Braised pig's feet: Deaf, your sister!) Believe it or not, I'll slap you to death! … ）

"Xiaomei! … Last time, it was really thanks to you... I just got the director's handle! Thank you, thank you! ”

Hey? … Why is the voice inside so bald-headed? It can't really be him, right?

The woman called Xiaomei deliberately skimmed her body to keep the phone away from Li Xian, and then looked at Li Xian without a trace, well, he was concentrating on eating dumplings...

"Mom, these dumplings are so delicious..."

“……”

it, it's delicious! What's the screaming? Xiaomei thought speechlessly.

Then he said to the bald head: "It's nothing, it's a gesture, and the director is too easy to fall for me, right?!" ”

It's like a sperm on the brain! He pounced on me.

To her, this voice would definitely be inaudible to a normal person, plus the environment was noisy.

There seemed to be a bald head drooling on the phone, and then he pretended to be serious:

"Then Xiaomei, this time in order to reply to you, you can come to my house tonight to withdraw money! Not less than two hundred thousand, for sure. ”

"Okay, that's it, I haven't rested much yet, old lady!"

“……”

What are you talking about?! Li Xian's heart collapsed, how could he feel that he was the one who couldn't keep up with the trend! What they say later is like an alien text!! What is the night to withdraw money, why didn't you rest well... Kidding me?

But the previous conversation Li Xian is also quite clear, Director? What happened to the Director? The Director? Is it necessary to report it yourself?

It is said that although the woman in front of her can be called a beauty, if she compares it with Xin'er, it is worse! She still looks like that with heavy makeup, if she guesses well, she's very good, right? The kind that has a relationship with a lot of men...... Li Xian couldn't express the word lewdness, and even if he said it, he probably didn't know what it meant.

No matter so much! My Xin'er light makeup can kill everything in seconds... Hey! … Ahem!

"Handsome guy~ Do you want to go for free tonight? For your sake! There aren't many men who make me feel handsome! ”

The woman's delicate voice came, it sounded strangely comfortable, but it was a little uncomfortable, I don't know why, when I asked about the smell of her perfume, the lower half of her body seemed to burn! This kind of woman is the most dangerous! Be careful!

"No... No need! ”

Decisive answer, a little understanding knows that this woman must have been kissed by many men... I've been hugged... Well, that's all there should be.

“……”

Looking at the disappointed eyes called Xiaomei, the little brother who helped carry the washing machine happened to call.

"Are you ......?"

"Yes!! I am!! I'll come right away, you wait!! ”

Find the rope to free yourself and hang on!

"Uh......" The courier brother was stunned.

Now it's okay to leave for a valid reason.

"The handsome guy left a phone number!"

"Don't be obsessed with brother! Brother is just a legend! Brother didn't say anything... It's a myth! "The first time I pretended to be forced, I felt like I could take off! It feels really... It's cool! ～

Li Xian ran away in a hurry, leaving Xiaomei alone.

"Uh, narcissistic little dude...... But I just found you by searching for nearby friends! ~Bad flies! I'll go to you when I have time! ～”

……

Come to the gate of the Trade City.

I was really depressed, and I thought it was a big truck to carry it, but it turned out to be a silver-crowned van... The position in the back row of this car was also forcibly unloaded to facilitate the installation of a large washing machine... Otherwise, there is no extra space.

it! Finally I know the horror of free shipping! If you're unlucky, you'll have to save your life from the washing machine!

In the car, this transport brother is quite extroverted, talking about life, ideals, and pursuits with himself, no matter what, at his age, it is also the age when he should work hard... Young people work hard!

Well, isn't that my age...

"How old are you?"

"Me? I'm twenty-two years old! The little brother replied.

"Oh! Then there is still a chance, youth is capital! ”

"As a child, I dreamed of becoming a multimillionaire at the age of 22."

The little brother suddenly lit a cigarette, looked at the sky sadly, and glanced at the road from time to time...... Li Xian suspects that the washing machine may really be "dispensed with".

"And now?"

"I'm halfway there!"

"Oh? Do you have five million? Slightly surprised, five million is not a small amount, enough for him to enjoy a lifetime.

"No, brother is 22 years old this year."

“……”

Quite speechless, is twenty-two half the battle?!

The driver's brother drove the car unintentionally, and looked at the sky melancholy again: "My life... Why is it so tortuous? …”

At this moment, the car unconsciously approached the sidewalk on the side of the road, and the excited shouts of environmental protection personnel came from the window:

"Ditch ditch ditch!!"

When the little brother heard the song, he was instantly happy, and continued the song:

"Oh oh oh oh! ～~”

Immediately I noticed that something was wrong: "Ouch! It's really a ditch!! It's still a big ditch! … Damn, why didn't you tell me sooner?! ”

Looking at the helpless expressions of the environmental protection personnel, they must be saying in their hearts:

"Lao Tzu has already told you about the ditch! You're still singing there, oh oh oh oh, oh! Lao Tzu's ground this morning was completely white-swept! ”

……

Xiaohua walked on the road after eating, and she was not in a good mood.

Suddenly, I heard a man's scream from behind, and the sound of brakes:

"Stay out of the way!! Stay out of the way! Your Majesty! ……”

Without thinking about it, Zhu Li's lips moved slightly:

"Huh! What are you calling the deity?! ～”

Brush!! ……

Before I could react, a piece of sewage came directly to my face, and my whole body was covered with it!

"it!"

Xiaomei exploded directly, and when she saw that it was a low-grade van, she was so angry that she stomped her feet: "You're done!" ”

"Hey... I'm telling you to stay out of the way! … You promise a fart! ”

Li Xian was speechless on the side, this little brother is simply a living treasure! Anything can be done! Talking about life will ruin his life, isn't that ...... Can he afford to mess with this woman?! Still blaming her! I guess I don't know the woman's background, right?

"Hey, you're running away! You can't afford to mess with this woman! The CEO of a BMW! ”

The little brother just wanted to refute, but as soon as he heard that he was driving a BMW, he didn't say a word, and he didn't dare to put a fart! Light the engine and go!

"You! Can you run away!! Well?! Wasn't the co-pilot in the car the handsome guy he just saw in the dumpling shop? … No matter so much! Catch up first. ”

Buzzing!

Although the courier brother runs fast, how can the Yinbei van drive a BMW sports car?

Two clicks away, and there is a washing machine in the van.

Li Xian patted him on the head twice: "I said that you drive a car and think about a fart life!" Now it's comfortable! Think of a guy you can't afford to mess with! Pigs! ”

"Hey... Ay... I didn't mean to! What now, Boss?! ”

“…… Who's your boss?! ”

was still caught up by the little sister and stopped on the Sunshine Avenue path.

"See for yourselves!!"

After she got out of the car, she coldly pointed to the sexy clothes on her body that were stained by sewage, and said angrily: "Lose money!!" I can't afford to pay for it."

"Yes, yes!"

The delivery brother was suddenly excited, but Xiaomei immediately poured cold water on him: "I didn't call you!" My name is the co-pilot! ”

"I lose money."

Li Xian said lightly.

"Huh! You? Can you afford it?! A little brother who opens a silver cup! Xiaomei said disdainfully.

"How much?"

"One hundred thousand! You pay it! ”

The brows are slightly furrowed, just wet a little, as for that expensive?

No way, now with Plan B... Call Daxuan, now they should ...... it! Remembered! They're still training! today!! Or I added it! Is this self-inflicted iniquity and cannot live? …

“……”

Send a message to Xin'er? … Her driving skills are a little scary, forget it!

Let's settle this matter properly.

Put away your wallet: "100,000? You're wearing a famous brand?! …… Well, really, but not as high as 100,000! ”

"What are you going to do?! I'm 200,000 tailor-made clothes! A worldwide limited edition hand-stitched in Italy! ”

Belch...... How is this sentence so familiar? What the hell is hand-sewn in Italy?!

"It's all my fault, it has nothing to do with customers!"

At this time, the little brother actually ran out and took the initiative to take responsibility.

Hey! It's still quite righteous! This little brother has a rich future in the future!

"I don't care! I'll blame him! ”

Xiaomei pointed at herself, unconvinced.

Li Xian was extremely depressed:

Damn, my hair has provoked you?! Why do you want to stick to me! It's all said that this matter has nothing to do with me!