Hey! Don't I still have a little beauty handle?! I almost forgot about this.

Seeing that she was still staring at herself, she cleared her throat:

"Ahem!! … I'm going to get started! … Note that the keyword... Managing director! ”

When Xiaomei heard this, she was stunned, and her momentum went down halfway, and she took her hand back, looking at Li Xian with a puzzled expression, as if she wanted to see something.

"Ahem!"

Add one more keyword, let her feel weak, it seems that she is not dead: "The next keyword... Bald Lu! ”

Seeing Xiaomei's uncertain expression, she continued:

"Do you want me to add it? … Well, seeing how you don't admit defeat, I'll keep coming...... Handle, 200,000! …”

"Let's go, I don't want to see you again!"

In addition to Xiaomei's weak heart, she is also shocked, and today she is obviously far away from him! The volume of the mobile phone is still very small, and I don't hear it much, how did he hear it?! And how did he know about baldness?!!

"Shall I go first?! Break! ～”

Hurry up and slip away!! The dog is in a hurry, but she wants to jump off the wall, and if she is in a hurry, she is afraid that she will kill herself.

"Let's go!"

patted the little brother's head, was he scared stupid?

"Oh!"

Airplanes!! ……

There was a buzz, and the silver cup car disappeared from view, leaving only a seductive woman covered in sewage and in need of decontamination powder.

"This man is definitely not simple! But I just love this kind of man who can't climb! Gotta take him down!! ”

“……”

。。。。。。

The Eagles training grounds.

This time, the site chosen by the three of them was a meadow in the countryside.

The air is fresh, the flowers are blooming, and the fragrance is rich, making it a great place to train.

"Damn, why are you running to my territory to train again! It's endless! Whose kid?! Ahhh ”

An old man from the countryside ran out angrily and still held a hoe, and he was violent.

"That's two hundred civilian coins."

The glasses were handed out directly, and before he could answer, the old man's face changed so quickly:

"Oh, you guys train well here~ Training helps to be physically and mentally healthy, and live a happy life~ and Hemeimei, you are waiting here~ I'll pour tea~"

“……”

In fact, this is a public lawn, pure natural, no need to take care of it at all, as long as there is no dog shit and cat shit, it is refreshing here.

Daxuan looked at the uncle who was jumping and running away speechlessly, rubbed his ankles, and continued:

"My feet are so sore, maybe I stepped on a lemon!"

"A lemon that stepped on a fart?! I'm obviously tired from training, hey! And how can you have sore legs when you step on lemons?!! ”

The glasses complained weakly.

As soon as Da Xuan lifted the soles of his feet, there was really a rotten lemon under the groove.

The glasses were instantly slapped in the face, and they were messy in the wind alone.

"Alas! I'm so tired! ”

Daxuan shouted, then lay on the lawn, looked at the sky, and sighed:

"Raw fish are worried about dead fish and are happy~...... Let me be a dead fish and train every day! I'm so tired! War or not war is still unknown!! Why do you train so many elite troops?! ”

"Huh! Daxuan! You can't say that! ”

The glasses pushed the glasses, and suddenly thought to myself that wearing glasses is so troublesome, next time I wear contact lenses......

Turning his head, he said to Daxuan:

"Let's correct it first, the one who was born in sorrow and died in peace is Yu, not fish, you know?"

"What is the lung system?"

“……”

At this moment, Xiao Jing, who was exercising, wanted to throw the dumbbells in her hand to Daxuan, but Daxuan, a vocabulary that six-year-old children know, didn't know! Is it really fish in your head?!

"Uh...... It's a fish, a crucian carp fish. ”

"Oh! … That's right! … I'll just say that the raw fish died of sorrow! ”

Da Xuan thought about it, and this underplayed appearance still attracted a dumbbell.

"Bang! ～”

The dumbbell was caught by Daxuan, who reacted quickly, with one hand and backhand, and the dumbbell trained by Xiaojing weighed ten times as much as the dumbbell trained by Daxuan.

"Xiaojing, what are you doing throwing my dumbbells?"

"Look at you!"

"Well, that's an excuse...... I'll just say that women can't afford to mess with them! I still prefer men. ”

“……”

Xiao Jing wiped the sweat with a towel and glanced at Daxuan, did he see him pushed into the abyss of the? ! Then looked at him calmly:

"When I go home, I will learn foreign languages, only the commonly used ones, and I will be your teacher."

"Good! Thank you Xiaojing! ”

Da Xuan said quietly, found that the old man had poured tea, and then looked around for the imaginary "treasure", and groped around for the neighborhood.

I found a nest of greens growing very well and wanted to dig it out!

Daxuan said secretly.

Just about to dig it, the glasses came running to stop it:

"Huh! Don't, this is someone's field, how can the vegetables in the field be dug casually?! ……”

"Alas, glasses! Anyway, we all gave two hundred civilian coins, and the old man will definitely not mind digging a nest of natural and healthy greens! ”

"But no one else agreed!"

I don't know how to stop him, so I have to change the way.

I have to say that the EQ and IQ of glasses are really high...... But this is also used to coax Daxuan's joke.

"Don't dig it! Think about it! After having this green... You have to have a pot! ”

"Hmm!" Daxuan nodded vigorously.

The glasses continued:

“… After having a pot... I need a kitchen! If you want the kitchen, you have to have a wife to fry it!! Until you finally have a wife, do you think it will be over after you have a wife?!! How naïve! … After having a wife... Do your mother-in-law and your wife still need a car! I want a room! It's a lot of money! …… Do you think that's the end of it? ...... after having children"

Before the glasses could finish speaking, Daxuan collapsed:

"Don't say it, don't say it! Damn, it's terrible! I didn't think of it just now!! It's terrible, it's horrible! I can't listen anymore...... Sure enough, the captain said it well! Look before you leap! I don't dare dig it! ……”

Xiao Jing looked at the two teases with retarded eyes on the side, and the dumbbells in her palms began to move again.

"Are you still training?! It's getting dark! Go home as soon as it gets dark and want to be cleaned up by the captain? You must know that when the captain is away, I am the vice-captain! Watch out for me sue! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The two nodded hurriedly, ran in response, did not dare to slack off, and began training.

。。。。。。

Dinner went on normally, Xin'er cooked, and after the three members of the Eagle Clan came back, Xiao Jing helped pick up the vegetables.

Dinner doesn't have to be too rich, it's good in the morning, full in the middle, and little in the evening.

Eating too much is not easy to digest, and gaining weight is almost always due to eating too much at night.

There is no special situation at night today, everyone is doing their own thing, Daxuan is actually learning a foreign language, but with his mind, he will be half tired from memorizing words.

Li Xian went to the gym on the first floor to train first, and if he wanted to maintain a perfect figure, he couldn't go on like this, so he would start being an instructor tomorrow, and he could train by the way.

Gao Wang originally wanted to send someone to send the Audi R8 back, but was stopped by Li Xian, saying that he was still in debt, and he would pay back the money first.

Since the mobile phone was broken by the person who operated the iron ball, the old machine that has been used has no time to buy a new one, and this old machine was bought casually a few years ago...... New surface, elegant keys, new interface...

"Elegant and new, what a fart! The screen is not yet touchable! Or a button! ”

But the interface of the buckle kept flashing, I don't know who is sending the message, it's a woman, what's her! Not someone I know anyway!

After finishing and going to bed, Xin'er came to bed earlier than herself, and she was also tired?

"Get up! How can I sleep if you sleep in the middle? ”

"Oops...... People are tired..."

Xin'er said hesitantly.

"Tired? Tired of doing housework at home for a while? ”

"No! I'm going to train with your team this morning...... And also... I'm here and I'm sleepy! …”

After Xin'er finished speaking, she took out a pack of sanitary napkins.

"What else? What is it? Toilet paper? ”

“……”

Xin'er was speechless, I guess he wouldn't understand, alas, let's take my time, now Li Xian's EQ is still in elementary school...

"Hey! Why is this toilet paper so thick? How do you use it? Well...... Slightly fragrant! ”

Xin'er hurriedly blushed and stopped:

"Put it down for me! I'm going to use it again! ”

"With? …… Belch. ”

Li Xian seemed to understand something.

——

There was nothing to say all night, and before dawn, Li Xian got up, and then there was movement downstairs.

"Well, yes, I don't care much about the Fierce Eagle team now, they can also go according to the plan on their own, it's really a wise choice to let Xiao Jing be the vice captain."

"Xin'er, do you want to get up? Morning jog not? ”

"Huh? I don't get up! ”

"Sleep like a pig......"

After putting on the military uniform, I rushed to the school, the time was early and there was no traffic jam at all, and I received the news that the instructor team would gather downstairs in the dormitory at half past six today.

"The captain of the instructor team assigns the class!"

After the assembly, the vice principal walked out and commanded.

"Yes!"

Answered, standard pace, walked in front of the team, divided them into classes, and took charge of seven classes by themselves, seeing that some instructors looked at themselves adoringly, and some were dissatisfied, but whether they were convinced or not, now that they were the captain, they had to listen to themselves.

"Today's training content - the military posture is finalized! The action must be standard! If you see who teaches the class and the action is not in place, the instructor will punish you together! ”

"Yes! …”

Only some obeyed, and some replied softly.

Who cares if Li Xian is so good in his eyes?

"One row of two, three, four, seven, nine, two, four, five, six, seventy, and eleven! Three rows in a row. Dequeue! ”

"Yes..."

It was these people who answered weakly and powerlessly that they were called out. Everyone who came out was amazed at how the captain found out.

"Fifty push-ups! Do! ”

"Report! I don't do it! ”

One of the instructors in the last row did not listen to orders.

"Come here!"

"Yes."

"Not convinced, huh? I'll let you have two legs and one hand, only with your right hand, you beat me, you be an instructor! I'll leave immediately, if you lose, be honest! Double the number of push-ups! ”

Downstairs in the dormitory, everyone was already getting up and tidying up, and the roar below certainly attracted everyone's attention, including the female classmates next door, all of whom stretched out their heads and looked down.

"Good!"

The instructor gritted his teeth and scratched him hard.

"Smack!"

As soon as the hand was exchanged, Li Xian grabbed his head with his right hand, pressed the instructor on the ground with one hand, scooped him up and turned over, and then pressed his right hand on his back, and took it down in three seconds.

"Oh!"

There were exclamations from the students upstairs, they were all teachers, why was the gap so big?

"Ahh

There were a few people in the last row who seemed to be in a group, seeing that the brothers were killed in seconds, six or seven people pounced together, and the vice principals who were nodding in a row were frightened, why did the teachers start to fight?!

Crackling, those people were like straws in front of Li Xian, and they fell down with one punch, and one of them was almost hit by a punch, but was pulled back by Li Xian.

Clasped his hands in front of his chest, he snorted coldly:

"Now, who else is not convinced?!"

No one dared to speak, looking at the instructors on the ground who were beaten one by one and couldn't get up, those instructors were even more admired.

"Oh!!"

There were cheers from upstairs, and I could faintly hear someone shouting the name "Bad Fly".

If they don't have a ruthless hand, they are still useful.

The two veteran special forces were even more surprised, if six or seven people went together, they really didn't have the certainty of victory, saying that three or four were easy to fight, but there were too many people and their hands were very mixed, and they couldn't react at all.

"Today's main training is to set the military posture, do you hear that?!"

"Yes!!"

This time the answer was unusually loud, nodded with satisfaction, and now start testing their movements, some instructors have only learned for one day, and the posture is not standard at all!

"Take a break!"

"! Except for those two special forces standards, the other full TMs are wrong!! ”

I can't help but be rude, it's so bad! Alas, forget it, it's just teaching military training to high school students, not training in the army.

"Stand upright!"

Short and powerful shouting, the password must be loud, and the momentum must not be bad.

"Turn right! Turn left! …… Turn right half-facing! Salute! ”

Ouch I'll go! …… This salute! It's as good as a child!

"Thumb buckle! Don't bend! I said, who taught you this salute?! Didn't you study seriously?! ”

“……”

They only swallowed their anger in their stomachs, and they couldn't beat the bishop, and it was okay to be a soldier, like the taekwondo coach who looked like he ate, he must be a little unable to stand the captain's sarcasm.

"Squat!"

"Nima, whoever squats down and then presses his left leg under his ass as well, I'll break his dog's leg!! Don't you know if you can't touch your heels when you squat down?!! ”

At this time, several taekwondo black belt coaches couldn't help it, but in the end, under the contest of feet, they were still beaten down, and finally they could only continue to practice postures convincingly.

Lingling passed by here halfway through, went to have breakfast, she was also the first day of military training, saw Li Xian, just wanted to greet him, looked at him in the murderous lesson instructors, think about it, forget it, he is too powerful, as the captain of the instructor, and suppress those people obediently.

Basically, after correcting them, they began to lead the team, neatly came to the playground, and each instructor ran to his class to introduce himself.

“……”

"Hello everyone! My name is Bad Fly, and someone may have forgotten about me, so I'll introduce you again. ”

"I didn't forget!"

A naughty male classmate shouted directly.

"Remember! I want to shout the report when I speak in the future, got it? Now you are in the queue, you must have queue literacy! No shouting! ”

"Got it! ～”

Everyone replied that they were very familiar with Li Xian, the newly appointed first school bully! It is said that the new official has three fires in office, but this inferior fly is not strict at all, and he punished the strongest bully in the class, and instantly felt that he was very kind.

In the ranks, you can't say, "Got it," you have to say, "Yes!" And the voice should be loud, short and powerful, and not procrastinating to say "Yes!" ～…”

Got it?!! ”

"Yes!!"

"Hmm."

Nodding with satisfaction, it's not bad, it's better church, high school students are definitely much better than junior high school students, and their learning ability is also very strong. It seems that this Tao Weiang doesn't seem to be in the team, if he is, I'm afraid he won't be able to stand now, or he'll be a rich second generation, and he can still live the second half of his life without studying...

The next morning taught them military postures, the elements, and then had them memorize the commands.

Military training can not be too boring, in the later stage they still taught them to sing military songs, the voice of the crowd attracted the attention of the nearby class, envy, and quickly called their instructors to teach singing.

But some instructors don't, so they act angry:

"Look at the military posture you stand! Like a piece of! Stand up for me! ”

Then, after the students had stood up, they said:

"You should have heard that, right? Good! Let's start singing together!! ”

“……”

The morning was fine, but at noon, the sun burned like a flame in the sky, and the strong light pierced some students from opening their eyes!

I can't help it, I can only endure it, how can those girls who are white and quiet stand the baking of the scorching sun?

Li Xian is quite kind, allowing them to wear sunscreen, but they can't wear makeup, if they do, the playground starts five laps!

But if you are in the army, not to mention the makeup of female soldiers, they are exposed to the scorching sun almost every day in summer, and they can't use electronic devices such as mobile phones, and they can't use old people's machines!

The military posture requires that you can't move around, and you have to endure the itching of sweat dripping! Even other insects such as mosquitoes can't move!

But Li Xian saw a boy who was moving around and called out his name.

"Wang Shangrui!!"

"To~..."

Damn, you're a sissy?!

"What are you messing around?! And also! Your voice is too small!! Get aside and yell a hundred times! It has to be heard by the whole playground! Do you hear me?! ”

"Yes!!"

Wang Shangrui's heart is so bitter! There is a bit of hair on the face, and a drop of sweat dripping down seems to caress all the nerves in the body!

It's so itchy that I want to slap myself, but I don't dare to move... Later, I couldn't help it, so I scratched my face, but the instructor found out......

The students were all in turmoil, but after seeing Xiao Wang suffer so badly, they didn't dare to start it randomly...

"Stand still! Shift the center of gravity forward! Look into the distance, don't cower and bow your head! My back is straightened! See the bent back again, twenty push-ups!! ”

“……”

I was so scared that I couldn't do it, so I quickly stood up in a military posture, and after the military posture stood at its peak, even in the cold wind of the frontier, I wouldn't feel a trace of cold! Because the military posture and posture are standard, the body will heat up on its own, and it is a heating process, this is a soldier!

"Here! Arrive! Arrive! Arrive! Arrive! ……”

Xiao Wang stood to the side, screaming at the wall in the distance, as if he was afraid that the instructor would not hear him.

Nearby instructors with other classes were teaching the students:

"Did you hear that?! If someone's voice is quiet... Hum! You get the idea! The captain of our instructor team in the next class, you should be glad that you are lucky to have met me with such a good temper..."

"Hey, hey, hey! ～……”

The cadets snickered.

"Who's laughing?! If I get caught, I'll just go out and run two laps! I can laugh, but you're standing in a military position! Laugh around, who will be willful?! ”

“……”

I didn't dare to laugh, but the last sentence of the instructor was more funny, and some of the people with low laughter kept shrugging their shoulders, and they didn't dare to laugh out, and they almost got sick.

"Here! Arrive! Arrive!! Arrive!!! ……”

Xiao Wang is still shouting here, as long as Li Xian doesn't shout to stop, he can't stop.

"Boom!! ……”

When he shouted more than forty times, the wall collapsed!

The dust filled the 100-meter runway, and the entire playground was stunned and quietly looked sideways.

The walls were low, but luckily no one was hurt, and everyone in Class 7 was shocked, and some were scared......

Does Nima Xiaowang have superpowers?!! After dozens of screams, the wall really fell!!

Just as everyone's jaws dropped in surprise, dust settled, and a truckload appeared.

The truck driver jumped down in a rage and shouted frantically:

"Nima!! Who's the blind command?! Falling all the time!! Lao Tzu's truck!! ”

“……”

"Poof!! …”

I don't know who laughed first, and then the laughter spread, until the whole playground was full of laughter, and all the freshmen laughed, and some laughed and rolled on the ground!

Li Xian looked at them with a sneer, hehe... Laugh! Laugh! It's good for you to laugh!

The next long-distance run made the freshmen in high school unable to cry...

。。。。。。

Military training is always boring, but there is also some fun to be had.

The next morning.

I went to the dormitory building to wake them up, and today I practiced folding quilts, and the male ones were taught by the male teachers, and the female dormitories were taught by the female teachers......

"Wake up, get up! Finally get up and do ten push-ups!! ”

"The roar of a dormitory, not to mention that being an instructor is quite tiring!"

Wang Shangrui 'hazy' got up and began to get dressed slowly, Li Xian found him, and his impression of him was still quite deep among the students, at least yesterday they destroyed a wall! ～…

After walking over, he asked jokingly, "Wang Shangrui?" What kind of dreams did you have?! ”