Chapter 9: The Lewd Threesome
Chapter 9: The Lewd Threesome
As he ran, he only felt that he was a little forgetful. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Today, I obviously came to Su Mansion to find a job at the request of Cheng's father, but I didn't expect to sell cakes by mistake, if it weren't for the unintentional conversation between the two scholars just now, it is likely that I would have to finish the follow-up process of this Wang Ji meat shortbread before it can be ended.
I hope it's still too late! Just when he was thinking about it, he remembered one thing, the real purpose of his trip to Wang Ji cake stall, he forgot to ask the direction, looked at the intersection in front of him, and now he remembered a sentence in his mind: dare to ask where the road is, the road is under your feet......
After a total delay of nearly half an hour, seeing that it was almost noon, he finally came to the door of Su Mansion after many inquiries.
From a distance, this Su Mansion is really a big family, with a vermilion gate, an emerald roof, and two stone lions guarding the gate standing in front of the gate, which is very majestic.
At this moment, there are still many talented scholars dressed as scholars standing at the gate of this Su Mansion, and they are gathered together in twos and threes, some smiling and some are sad.
Looks like I'm waiting to find someone to ask
While thinking about it, he stepped forward and looked at the three obscene-looking sons, all of whom looked stupid and had an idea in their hearts, and then leaned in
As soon as I arrived next to the three of them, I only heard one of the slightly fat, cross-eyed scholars say
"Alas, Brother Ma, you said that it is so difficult for this Su Mansion to recruit a subordinate, I am also a famous talent in this Luzhou City, and I am really annoyed, but unfortunately I have been friends with Miss Su for a long time."
"Brother Du, you also passed the test, that's also a great thing, like me and Brother Lu, but I haven't even seen what the second level looks like, that's a pity"
When the scholar surnamed Du heard this, an arrogant look appeared on his face
"Brother Ma, Brother Lu, although we can't meet Miss Su, but since we come, we have to leave something, otherwise we will be sorry for our reputation as a talent."
Li Muran listened to it on the side, and he was embarrassed for a while, listening to the meaning of these three obscene scholars, it was necessary to leave a souvenir like a certain great sage and write down the words of his visit.
"I'll make a poem in honor of today, what do you think?"
"Okay, that's the case, Brother Du, please"
The scholar surnamed Du was not modest when he heard it, his two cross-eyed eyes shook from side to side, and the folding fan in his hand was opened, only to see that the folding fan read: Eyes are like torches!
Looking at the four words on the folding fan, Li Muran only felt that this Du Shusheng was really self-aware, his eyes were like torches (gathering), and he really summarized the most characteristic things in his body clearly and clearly.
"Here, Brother Ma, Brother Lu, please listen"
"A Grain of Rice on the Ground"
Before his words fell, the talented man surnamed Ma hurriedly applauded and said
"Brother Du is so eloquent, this sentence is really everyone's technique, whether it is on the "ground" or "a grain of rice" is so charming, I admire it! Admire! ”
"Brother Ma, don't be like this, don't be like this, Yaxing's work, Yaxing's work!"
Li Muran listened to the conversation between the two on the side, and only felt that he was thick-skinned? It's too much inferior to the two people in front of you.
Just when he was still gagging, the thin and black Ma Gongzi took the next sentence
"A Chicken on the Side"
The surnamed Du listened to the folding fan in his hand and praised
"Wonderful, wonderful! Brother Lu, it's your turn."
The man surnamed Lu didn't talk much from the beginning, but his pockmarked face and white robe looked much more exciting than the other two.
"Brother Du, Brother Ma is all good literature, I have to swallow the dates and fill in a sentence: bow your head and peck it"
This Du Shusheng and Ma Shusheng were obviously dissatisfied with his sentence, but they were all classmates and friends, so they didn't have to wonder so they had to nod their heads
"Alas, this brother Wang is not here today, otherwise such a good poem will definitely be passed on as a good story"
Just as the three of them shook their heads and sighed, suddenly a voice came
"A grain of rice on the ground,
A chick on the side.
Bow your head and peck it,
Falling into the womb"
When the three of them heard this, they actually picked up and looked over in unison, only to see a man who looked slightly dark-skinned and good-looking with a wicked smile, shaking his head and walking towards the three of them
"Under Li Muran, I just heard that the talents of the three talented people are so good, I couldn't help it for a while, so I ......"
Originally, the three of them were extremely jealous when they saw Li Muran looking so good, but after hearing the words full of compliments, the three of them also replied
"In the Lower Du Ziteng"
"In the next horse Shu"
"Southbound in the Lower Continent"
Hearing the names of the three of them blow up, his face froze instantly, and then he asked in disbelief
"Brother Du's family is running a medicine shop?"
"Brother Li has good eyesight"
"Then Brother Ma's family runs a gambling house?"
"Brother Li is really discerning, if you are interested, you will come to this "Ruyi Casino" to play two
Listening to his politeness, Li Muran laughed dryly, and then looked at Lu Nanxing
"Brother Lu's family won't be a post station, right?"
"Brother Li is a god!"
Looking at the three people with surprised expressions, he shook his head, what kind of line of work did he really do. But I'm here to find out the news, so I can't waste my time
"Three, junior brother, I came to apply for the Su Mansion's family, but I don't know where the registration place is?"
Looking at Li Muran's dress, the three of them shook their heads in unison
"You don't know?"
The expressions given to him by the three of them made him stunned for a moment, and then he only felt powerless, but he didn't expect that he had delayed so much time on the side and didn't get anything, and was about to leave, that Du Ziteng grabbed Ma Shu's sleeve and said
"Brother Li, it's not that I don't know where the registration place is? It's just that today Sufu is not only recruiting family members, but also looking for some literate scholars and talents to be scholars, and Mr. Bookkeeper ......"
Looking at the focused cross-eyed, Li Muran was also helpless, only feeling that this Du Ziteng was a little bit of a donkey's head and not in the horse's mouth
"Brother Du said so much, I still don't know where to apply"
This Du Ziteng is also enthusiastic, one hand continues to grasp Ma Shu, and the other hand points to a side door not far away and says
"Brother Li, that's it"
"Thanks"
"You're welcome"
Yan Bi hurriedly ran towards the side door, and after Li Muran left, this Du Ziteng tightened his hand and said
"Brother Li, today's recruitment of the Su Mansion family has ended, why don't we go to the room and exchange the verses we made today?"
This immediately Shu seemed to enjoy being grabbed by Du Ziteng's big hand, and he didn't break free for a while, and a surprising blush appeared on his face
"It's all up to Brother Du"
Only this Lu Nanxing looked at the direction Li Muran left, shook his head, and said to himself
"Brother Li, don't blame Brother Du, just blame you for being too handsome"
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