Chapter 8: The Cake of Heaven

When Li Muran heard this, he subconsciously looked up, and a postmodern term instantly appeared in his mind

"Shemale"

The two men in front of him are simply handsome, especially the son who spoke, his face is like jade, his skin is like snow, and he is as pure as Zhu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although he didn't know what Pan An, who was praised so much in ancient times, looked like, he believed that the son in front of him was definitely not worse than Pan An.

And the clothes that the other one wears, at first glance, are the clothes of the subordinates, but the subordinates all look like this, which makes the little Jiujiu in Li Muran's heart come out, his thoughts can't be measured by normal thinking, and there has always been a motto in his heart, that is:

It's not your fault that you're handsome, it's so embarrassing to be handsome when you appear in front of me Li Muran!

"I'm sorry, two sons, today's cake is sold out"

"Sold out?"

The stunning boy frowned when he heard this, and his seductive look made Li Muran, who was watching, scold him to death in his heart, and it was not enough

Just as he was pondering, suddenly the stunning boy pointed to his hand and asked

"And what do you have in your hand?"

After hearing this, he subconsciously looked at his hand, it was the big cake he was going to fill his stomach, looking at the green fingers stretched out by the handsome boy in front of him, Li Muran said secretly:

Sure enough, it was a dead shemale, and his fingers were so well maintained, he didn't wash it with milk every day, and he still smiled slightly on his face when he thought about it

"Did you say this?"

Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid, the little guy on the side was displeased

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Is there anything else besides the piece you have? ”

Grandma's, she actually said that I was talking nonsense, and this little guy's words completely stimulated the unhappiness in Li Muran's heart

"You want that?"

"Hmm"

When the stunning boy heard this, he thought he was going to sell and nodded subconsciously, but Li Muran's answer made a trace of annoyance appear on his face

"It's okay to want this one, but this cake is only half sold."

"Sell for half?"

"Sell for half?"

At this moment, even Wang Da Cake, who was on the side, came over curiously

"Yes, you also saw that there is only one piece of bread in front of the whole cake stall now, and unfortunately I am also hungry, although this business is important, but my stomach is more important."

Looking at Li Muran's expression, the stunning boy finally understood, the man with a wicked smile in front of him was simply playing with himself

However, she also heard from someone in the morning that today's big cake from Wang Ji Cake Stall's is six cents a piece, and she doesn't bargain, so the sky-high price of cakes is still in short supply, so she came here to buy a piece to taste the taste, but she didn't expect to meet Li Muran.

"How, do you want to"

Seeing that this stunning boy was actually in a daze in front of him, he bit down while asking unhurriedly, and then sighed in admiration

"This bread should only be in heaven, and it is difficult to find a bite on earth, good bread, good bread, good poetry! Good poetry! ”

Listening to Li Muran boasting there, the little guy next to the stunning boy covered his mouth and laughed

"Thou shout shameless, thou hast thy own bread which boasts of thyself as it is delicacies of heaven."

Nonsense, how can you make money without boasting.

He glanced at the latter with a blank eye, ate it by himself, and saw that a piece of cake had been eaten, and the stunning boy looked at Li Muran with resentment in his eyes and was about to turn around, but Li Muran, who was being watched, had goosebumps all over his body, and said in his heart: There is really no lower limit for shemales!

At this moment, suddenly Yang took out two more pieces of bread and shouted

"Brother Li, the prime minister said that you are hungry, do you still need these two pieces?"

"Bang Bang"

Half of the cake in his hand fell to the ground, and he had just finished talking to this stunning boy about no cake, but now the person has not left, but the cake has come. This Yang is simply slapping Li Muran in the face.

Looking at his stupid expression, Yang looked at Wang Da Cake on the side for some reason

"Xianggong, what's wrong with Gongzi Li?"

Wang Dabao listened to Yang's words, looked at Li Muran's expression, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and directly held his face red

Hesitating, Yang's voice was very bright, but the two of them were stunned when they heard this, and then slowly turned their heads to look at Li Muran

"Didn't you say there was no bread?"

Li Muran pretended not to hear his inquiry when he heard this, and instead said to Yang

"Sister-in-law Wang, why didn't you say it earlier, you see that the guests are in a hurry"

Hearing the first half of the sentence, the Yang family was about to refute, but after seeing Li Muran's frowning expression, this Yang family was also a delicate thought, and hurriedly responded

"Li Gongzi, you see that I really have a bad memory, the guest officer has been waiting for a long time."

Li Muran's small actions just now were clearly seen by these two sons, and at this moment, the words of the Yang family directly made anger appear on the faces of the little guy next to the stunning sons

"You're too thick-skinned, you're so shameless when you're exposed"

Thick-skinned? This is our characteristic, but to say that we are shameless, Li Muran was instantly embarrassed when he heard it, and the boss in his previous life had a temper again, he snatched the crispy meatloaf in Yang's hand and threw it at the cake stand

"Shameless? Today, I will let you know what it means to be shameless, there are two pieces of crispy meatloaf, a total of ten taels of silver, if you want it, don't just leave, don't interfere with my uncle's business"

"Ten taels of silver? Why don't you go and grab it."

This little guy grew up with a small mouth when he heard this, and Li Muran, who was on the side, saw this, and his brain was short-circuited instantly: Grandma's, the dead lady, the expressions made are all like girls.

"Ahem, this little brother, have you ever heard of what it means to live in strange goods?"

The little guy nodded when he heard this, he also nodded when he saw this, and then shook his head and said

"In that case, is this shortbread only available to this king?"

The little guy is nodding!

"And am I selling this Wang Ji's crispy meatloaf?"

The little guy nodded

"Then do you and your son-in-law just want to eat this Wang Ji's meat shortbread?"

The little guy still nodded

"Since this bread belongs to the king, and I am a bread seller, do I have the final say?"

The little guy nodded unstoppably

After Li Muran finished asking, he looked at the two of them, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and the stunning boy on the side listened to his questions and understood what he meant, and the little guy on the side was not stupid and understood, looking at Li Muran for a while, he didn't know how to answer.

"Alas, I know that not everyone can afford to buy a cake of ten taels of silver, so don't stop me from doing business if you can't afford it, can you eat it as a cake if you are handsome?"

His scolding made the eyes of this stunning boy erupt with fire

"Yue'er, give money"

"Ah...... Small...... Childe, do you really give? ”

"Give him money and let him know if the people in my Qiao Mansion can afford to buy this sky-high price of cakes"

"Oh~"

Li Muran, who was on the side, listened to the conversation between the two, and only felt that in the clouds, isn't this Yue'er a woman's name? But looking at the flatness of this little guy's chest, he still shook his head, as for this person named Yue'er calling this stunning boy a little boy, it made him puzzled.

But after seeing a small silver ingot, he didn't care so much, wrapped the cake with a bad attitude, and then watched the two shemales leave, and was about to turn around and enter the house, when suddenly he saw two scholar-like people crying and coming to the stall

"Little brother, do you still have a cake?"

"Yes, but a little later"

As soon as the two scholars heard this, they chatted in front of the stall, and Li Muran, who was bored, naturally listened to it well

"Alas, Brother Wang, you said that I passed three levels in a row and was defeated in the last level, which is really embarrassing, and his problem is simply unsolvable."

"Oh, Brother Ma actually reached the third level, and he admires it, but I don't know what question to ask?"

The boy surnamed Ma sighed slightly, opened the folding fan, and said slowly

"The man asked me what sword I couldn't see? I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I can't do it."

The prince surnamed Wang also frowned when he heard this, and thought about it, and Li Muran, who was on the side, heard the conversation between the two clearly, and said

"The two sons want to know what the sword can't see?"

When the two scholars heard this, they looked at Li Muran in unison

Looking at the two people who were looking at him, he only felt that the IQ of the two people in front of him was anxious, and then he said to himself

"What sword can't be seen? Isn't it just invisible! ”

The two scholars glanced at each other and said in unison

"I can't see (the sword)!"

Then a look of remorse appeared on the face of the king

"I can't see it! Alas, it seems that I am destined to have no chance with Su Mansion, and I have no chance with Miss Su......"

Li Muran, who was still snickering, was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said secretly

Worst!

He tore off his apron and ran out of the stall, ignoring the stall......

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