Chapter 42: A fart enters the city
Zhang Hongjing looked at He Jintao with a smile in his eyes, waiting for him to make a statement. He Jintao thought for a moment, there was a hint of ridicule at the corner of his mouth, and he said with a sneer: "It's not impossible to let them into the city, but I have one condition..." He Jintao deliberately paused and waited for Zhang Hongjing to take the bait.
"What conditions? I'm not going to kill people and set fires! Zhang Hongjing knew that He Jintao must be holding some bad water, and he would not let them into the city easily.
"My conditions are very simple, they are all good at you." He Jintao paused again.
"What's that? If there's a fart, let it go! Zhang Hongjing was a little impatient, and He Jin would never do anything good when he talked about it.
"You're not very humorous, aren't you very good at telling jokes? Today I want you to tell a joke that makes me laugh, and I'm going to let you go. He Jintao laughed meaningfully.
"What was I doing, this is not simple, I promise to make you laugh so hard that you can't stand up straight." Zhang Hongjing said it very easily, this is easy to come by, and it can be done when you open your mouth.
"Don't say yes too soon, I haven't finished yet, this joke requires only one word." He Jintao patted Zhang Hongjing's thin shoulder, and laughed first after speaking.
"!" Zhang Hongjing casually scolded a fart word, and then stopped talking, shaking the fan to himself.
He Jintao waited for a long time, but he didn't see him speak, so he ridiculed him: "I can't imagine that Zhang Dacai also has Jiang Lang's talent, it's really rare!" ”
"Who said that I was exhausted, didn't I already tell jokes just now?" Zhang Hongjing raised his eyebrows and refuted He Jintao.
"What did you say?" He Jintao saw that he ignored him, so he turned his head and asked the soldier next to him, "What did he say?" Did you hear that? The armor shook their heads.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Hongjing was angry: "Didn't I just say it, fart, you are all deaf?" ”
"Is this your joke? What should be done? He Jintao was confused, he couldn't understand what tricks he was playing?
Zhang Hongjing pointed to Tian Xing, Tong'an and others, and said, "It's up to you to let it go, and it's up to you if you don't let it go." ”
He Jintao laughed when he heard this, he really couldn't straighten his waist, he forgot that he was deliberately embarrassing him, he should have held back his laughter, but now he has no choice, he can only wave his hand to let the armorer go. Standing not far away, Tong'an didn't know what the two of them were talking about, one moment was annoyed, the other was silent, and then they laughed like a fool, and then let them go, making them two monks confused. Whatever, anyway, he was released, and he hurried into the city to find a miracle doctor, they couldn't afford to delay, Gang Yiwu said that Zhu Xiyi's wound was already infected, and he had to find a doctor immediately.
Zhang Hongjing was very enthusiastic, and when he heard that Zhu Xiyi had to seek medical treatment immediately, he asked He Jintao about it, and then led everyone straight forward. He Jintao watched everyone pass through the city gate, and saw that Tian Xing was also looking at him, looking at each other, just looking at each other, as if they wanted to see more information. After passing the city gate, Tian Xing turned around and sat by the mule cart, closing his eyes and thinking about something. He Jintao, as before, leaned lazily against the base of the wall, squinting his eyes and enjoying the sunbathing.
The mosquito couldn't hold back in his heart, and asked Zhang Hongjing impatiently, what did he say to the goalkeeper, and he let him go. Zhang Hongjing was just about to open his mouth, realized something, turned his head to look at the movement of the city gate, and then said in a suppressed voice: "I'll tell you again when I get to the front, it's inconvenient here, if he hears it, I'm afraid I will lose all my efforts." "When the mosquito heard this, it was worth biting its lip and being patient for a while.