The group shuttled around Luoyang City, the mosquitoes had turned confused, and now he couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.

The prosperity of Luoyang City, the capital of the gods, is indelible, after two times of destruction and looting, it still rises on the ruins in a short period of time, thriving, shoulder to shoulder, and the shops are all over the sky.

The goods are dazzling, dizzying, the south and the north, the outside of the Saiwai, everything. There are Shu brocade from Sichuan, silk from Henan Province, cloth from Jianghuai, bronze mirror from Yangzhou, leather from Saiwai, porcelain from Yuezhou, gold from Persia, leather armor from Tubo, rhino horn from Nanzhao, and ivory from Tianzhu...... Along the way, I only felt that I had never seen so many things in my life, and I had been a frog at the bottom of the well for more than ten years before I knew it.

Seeing that he was far away, the mosquito asked Zhang Hongjing again. Zhang Hongjing didn't want to say much, but the mosquitoes wouldn't let him go easily.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "This is a long story, let me tell you about He Jintao's previous affairs first." "He Jintao studied in Beijing with his father, and I happened to be in Beijing with my father.

One day, the two of us attended the roasted tail banquet with our father, and during the banquet, a small official patted He Mo's ass and praised He Jintao and said: "I recently got a face book, which says that if a person's middle part is one inch long, then the person's life span will be more than 100 years old." My view of Linglang is in this phase, and he will be able to live a long and blessed life in the future! "This He Mojiu is at the border pass, and like the border passers, he calls his son

"Calf", not like the Central Plains here

"Dog", he said modestly: "My calf does not seek to live a long life, just live a safe life." Other officials in the vicinity followed suit, and when I heard them say that, I burst into laughter and laughed backwards.

The adults all thought I was laughing at He Jintao and accused me one after another. I stopped smiling and defended: "How dare I laugh at He Jintao, I laughed at Peng Zu, and they all said that Peng Zu lived for 800 years, so how long does his face have to be?" This time it was everyone's turn to laugh, but this He Jintao's face was pale, he felt that he had been humiliated, and he kept staring at me.

I noticed that he was staring at me, so I deliberately didn't look at him. People think that I am witty and witty at a young age, so they want to test me and let me make a riddle to help the fun.

However, the guessed things must not be too obscure and difficult to guess, nor can they be made up out of nothing, they must be common things in life, and the requirements are related to the things at today's banquet.

I immediately asked, "Something is as big as a dog, and its face is very much like a cow." Guess an animal. The crowd scrambled to answer, some said deer, some said bear, and some said roe deer, arguing endlessly, and I shook my head one by one, saying that it was not right.

Later, they told all the animals on the roasted tail banquet table, but I still shook my head and tossed for a long time, but I really couldn't guess it, so I just told me the answer to the riddle.

I pointed at He Jintao and said, "This animal is clearly the legendary calf!" The banquet was directly brought to the climax by my riddle, and everyone laughed crookedly, unable to straighten their waists, and even He Mo laughed along, not minding at all.

But He Jintao was different, he began to stare at me through gritted teeth, as if he was going to eat me alive, and I knew that this beam was finished.

At that time, he was young and liked to joke, as long as we met in the future, whether he liked it or not, I would call him a word

"Calves!" He has been looking for an opportunity to take revenge on me, but unfortunately I will return to my hometown Hedong soon, I didn't expect that after so many years, he is still holding back this resentment!