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Everyone listened to him and was dumbfounded.

This uplink is:

Nantong Prefecture, North Tong Prefecture, North and South Tongzhou, Tong North and South!

The next link is:

Male pedant, female pedant, male and female pedant, male and female!

Although this couplet is unusually shameless, but then again, it is naturally seamless in terms of neatness, but the charm of this discourse gives people a completely different feeling.

Ancient people were relatively conservative, so most of the words were subtle, but Li Muran was an exception, and he was even more outspoken in the face of right and wrong.

You must know that at this moment, there are a lot of male and female scholars standing under the stage!

"How shameless is this man!"

"This kind of thing can be said, it's really not ordinary shameless!"

"It's just shameless!"

“……”

The left sentence is shameless, and the other sentence is shameless, could it be that the ninth brother was born by his mother, did you all jump out of the cracks in the stones?

Listening to everyone's words, Li Muran shook his head secretly.

And the toilet also lowered his head a little ashamedly, no matter how he said it, he also read the ancient teachings of the sage, some things are really hard to listen to on the table, but there is no problem with the couplet of the ninth brother.

Just when everyone was scolding Li Muran for being shameless, suddenly two people came not far away.

A person is wearing a black power suit, his chest is bulging, and the green silk is scattered, although he is born with a good figure, but he has a heroic face, which is really unbearable.

The other person is even more of a torch than the woman in black, the black Shizi suit almost can't hold it, if the ninth brother sees it, it will definitely be drooling, and this woman is delicate, with a seventeen or eighteen-year-old face, and the childish face of the soldier!

If Li Muran saw it, he would definitely drool, and then he would say: The best, the best!

"Sixth sister, you know, what I hate the most is dancing and inking, you still let me go back quickly Today's marksmanship has not been practiced!"

The child-faced woman named Sixth Sister grabbed the woman in black tightly when she heard it

"Silly sister, those guns and sticks are very good, you forgot your daughter's body because you have been practicing martial arts for a long time, which one of these many talents is not brilliant, handsome and chic......?"

Seeing that the child-faced woman was about to continue, the woman in black hurriedly waved her hand

"Sixth sister, don't talk about it anymore, I'm going to be lazy today, let's come and see with you!"

Seeing this, the child-faced woman smiled happily.

This sister of mine is good at everything, but she doesn't know that she is a woman!

The Shizi on the side had already seen the arrival of these two people, and their eyes were erratic, looking at their chests from time to time

"Dare to ask the two girls?"

"Look at what, I'll gouge out your eyeballs when you're looking!"

Although the child-faced woman spoke unusually gentle and coquettish to her sister, she was fierce towards outsiders.

When the gentleman heard this, he was so frightened that he retracted his head and didn't dare to speak.

At this moment, the second lady saw Li Muran facing the next link, and her heart was very happy, and her little hands were red.

Wang Qi, who was silent on the side, looked at the demeanor of the second lady, and naturally disliked it in his heart, looking at Li Muran in front of him, he gritted his teeth and said

"For those of you here today, if anyone who can make a couplet that he can't match, I will offer a hundred taels of silver!"

One hundred taels of silver for a couplet, many scholars present, most of them were born in ordinary families, this one hundred taels is not much, but it is a lot to say less, no matter how to go to the place of fireworks and willow lane, you can go to a lot of circles!

"I'll come"

There must be a brave man under the so-called heavy reward, and a talented man shouted loudly, "This son, my uplink is:

The fragrant flowers are not red, the safflowers are not fragrant, the roses are red and fragrant"

"The fart doesn't stink, the fart doesn't stink, the serial fart stinks and sounds. Brother, what did I just say that there is a smell, it seems that roses can't stop the invasion of poisonous gas! ”

As he spoke, Li Muran stretched out his hand and pinched his nose, as if he had smelled something special.

Seeing this, the others also subconsciously covered their noses, as if they really had a taste, and looked at the scholar with strange eyes.

And the scholar never thought that his upper link would be so opposed, not only that, but he was also overshadowed, and his face immediately turned red, and he hurriedly squeezed out of the crowd.

Got it?

Wang Qi watched Li Muran deal with it easily, and the color on his face gradually became ugly.

Seeing this, the second lady laughed happily again.

"Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat scared rice, scared rice eat water, and the water comes out" Suddenly another person in the crowd spoke, it seems that this hundred taels of silver is still very pleasing, but Li Muran is not afraid at all, looking at the scholar and said

"Do you know that taking people's money and eliminating disasters is not a good thing!"

Listening to Li Muran's words, the scholar pouted disdainfully

"What nonsense, a subordinate really thinks that he is a talented man who is full of fame?"

Okay, it's very arrogant, Brother Jiu likes it very much, and Brother Jiu will never show mercy to such a person

"Your lady presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, the ground shakes, I don't know if I am still satisfied with this link?"

"You ......" The scholar stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Muran, his face flushed.

Most of the women present lowered their heads and made a secret noise, seemingly very disgusted.

As for the child-faced woman at the back, she smiled slightly when she heard this

"This person is really interesting, each couplet is not only neat, but also able to save face, which is really good."

When the woman in black heard this, she shook her head disdainfully and said

"How good is the writing? It's not as good as a swipe of the lancet in my sister's hand! ”

"Alas, my sister is wrong again, my father often said that the most capable thing in this world is to be able to strategize and win thousands of miles away, I think the person in front of me is not ordinary."

"What can be unusual about a family, I think my sister is wrong!"

When the child-faced woman heard this, she looked at her sister and smiled

"Oh, since my sister is so sure, why don't we make a bet, if this man loses today, then I lose, and I will never care about your marriage in the future, if you lose, then this marriage will have to listen to your mother's mother, what do you think?"

When the woman in black heard this, a trace of black line appeared on her forehead......

Ma Tong saw that Li Muran was easily facing the triplet, and he didn't dare to despise Li Muran in front of him.

"Brother Li is really knowledgeable and talented"

"Where, I'm just a subordinate, how can I get up to you!"

Saying that, his eyes looked at Wang Qi with a blank look, Ma Tong naturally knew what he meant, and a look of displeasure appeared on his face again

Just as he was about to say more, he heard Wang Qi speak

"There was a bird in the tree, and the bird shook the tree, and the bird flew away, and the tree shook three times......"

After speaking, Wang Qi only felt that he was wonderful, but everyone in the audience was full of black lines......

(End of chapter)

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