Chapter 685 Take

"Sure enough, it's not a good bird, it's so small, you want to shake it? Why don't you fly? ”

Is it really the big bird of the ninth brother that doesn't understand your little bird? Is it?

Actually, this pair of upper links is not right, although the words are more straightforward, the sentences are much simpler, and it is not difficult to understand!

But the difficulty is that it is too straightforward and too simple!

As the saying goes, simple is the hardest, and many times the simpler it is, the harder it is to get it right!

If it is compared with better literary vocabulary, it falls into an unpretentious inferiority, and if it is too straightforward, it seems difficult to sit down.

It's hard!

So if you want to be convincing, you have to be straightforward and easy to understand.

When everyone heard this, they were intuitively funny at first, but when they thought about it deeply, they all frowned, and they looked like they were thinking hard to no avail.

No one would have thought that such simple words would become such a difficult couplet, and they didn't expect that Wang Qi, who does a lot of evil on weekdays, would be able to produce such a couplet that everyone can't match.

And at this time, Li Muran couldn't help but laugh when he saw this!

Damn, is this a couplet?

The simple couplet set up by Brother Jiu in heaven and earth has not yet been able to be connected!

This kind of pair may be difficult for others, but for yourself, it can't be simpler.

It's like taking something out of your pocket, it's easy and effortless!

If he really said anything about the pen and ink in his chest, it was really not much!

But when it comes to straightforwardness, there are really few people who can compare to him.

Brother Jiu is the simplest person in this time!

How else to say that the simple can see the extraordinary?

Wang Qi saw that everyone was meditating, and his heart was full of pride.

It's just that when he saw that Li Muran was still calm, he said with some displeasure

"What are you laughing at, can you answer?"

The expressions of the crowd gave Wang Qi a trace of courage, and he shouted when he saw Li Muran like this.

The latter listened. Shook his head and said

"What I'm laughing at doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, are you saying that you are sure you want to come up with this couplet?"

Wang Qi was stunned when he heard this, but everyone on the side was indeed in contemplation, so he said

"Why can't you answer, do you want to worship me Wang Qi as a teacher? If you are willing to bow your head at this moment, knock down, and I can still give you a place as an apprentice! ”

The crowd who was still thinking about it burst into laughter when they heard him say this at this moment.

"Alas, I didn't expect Wang Qi's couplets to be wrong!"

"Exactly, isn't such a short couplet a matter of minutes?"

"Yes, if it were for me, Wang Qi's couplet would not be like that at this moment."

Everyone, you and I said a word, and Li Muran was belittled as worthless, and when those people heard it, they all nodded in agreement.

However, in Li Muran's opinion, all of this does not seem to be a thing.

"Brother Wang, I thought of a link, I don't know if it's suitable or not?"

Li Muran laughed twice, raised his sword eyebrows, and looked at Wang Qi and the others.

"What?"

"He actually thought of it?"

"It's a lie!"

The scholars of Luoyang Academy below listened to his words, and they all snorted, as if they felt that he was bragging about Li Muran's words.

Seeing the different expressions of everyone, I don't know where Wang Qi got the courage and laughed

"You don't want to lie here, if you can't answer, you can't answer, what's so good to pretend?"

After hearing this, Li Muran glanced at Wang Qi, then looked at the people in the audience and said with a smile

"If I'm right today, can I be considered to have won this battle?"

When everyone heard this, they were stunned for a moment, and then saw Li Muran's slightly smug look, and fought back one by one

"If you can answer, then you have won the first game!"

"Naturally, you win, but I don't believe it, if you can win, I'll go to the tree and catch birds!"

"If I don't just catch birds, I won't be able to live in a tree!"

The clamor after wave overshadowed wave after wave, and Wang Qi, who was on the side, naturally heard everyone's words in his ears, only to see him gritted his teeth and said

"Okay, if you can answer today, then you will win this battle!"

"A gentleman's word, the horse is hard to chase, oh, no, I almost forgot, you are not a gentleman, at most you are a villain."

"You...... Hmph, it's useless to talk more, if you have the ability, you will be able to say these cool words to me! ”

Seeing this, Li Muran raised his eyebrows, and then said:

"Your uplink is:

There was a bird in the tree, and the bird shook the tree, and the birds flew away, and the tree shook three times, yes and no! ”

And my right couplet is: Wang Qi went to pee, the urine shook the bird and shook it, the urine was all spilled, and the bird shook it three times!

Brother Wang Qi doesn't know that my next link can still satisfy your heart? ”

Wang Qi never dreamed that Li Muran's next link would be like this, and after everyone present heard this, they burst into laughter, and no one was saying that Li Muran was not right to the couplet just now, but all the focus was on Wang Qi's body.

Wang Qi was already so angry that his face was red, but he was helpless, after all, what Li Muran revealed in and out of his words was sarcasm about Wang Qi.

"How about it, Brother Wang, I answered this couplet, is it considered that I won this time?"

"Good ......!"

I don't know who it is, with a shout, everyone came back to their senses, it turned out that although Li Muran's meaning was not very good, but the people present were all students of Luoyang Academy, so they naturally knew the meaning of Li Muran's doing.

Everyone's applause did not squat, Wang Qi and Ma Tong glanced at each other, and had to eat Coptis Youku dumbly

"Childe, the literary talent is extraordinary, we are willing to bow to the wind"

Ma Tong's words came out, there was no trace of joy on his face, no wonder after all, no matter what, his idea was just starting to let the opponent take the lead, he, the dog-headed military advisor, was completely incompetent!

"But this is just the beginning, since you won the first round, then this time we should set the topic!"

"Let's do the math, what do you think?"

Luoyang Academy, located in the capital of Luoyang, the college here will naturally not only pay one subject, but will dabble in a lot.

"Li Gongzi, please ask the question, let my horse boy come and meet you!"

He thought about himself as he spoke, but he was not afraid at all

"There were five monkeys, a bunch of peaches.

But it can't be divided.

So they agreed to go to bed first and talk about it tomorrow.

During the night a monkey got up and threw a peach down the hill, which was divided into five parts, so he hid his share and went to sleep again.

The second monkey got up and threw a peach, which was divided into five parts, and put away his own share as well. The third, fourth, and fifth monkeys were all like this, throwing one into five parts, and putting away their own share. In the end, there are a thousand and twenty peaches left!

Q: How many peaches are there?

(End of chapter)