Chapter 3 Life is a play
When the group reached the bottom of the mountain, a great river with huge waves blocked the way, and the little leader shot an arrow into the sky, and after a quarter of an hour, three or five small boats came from the reeds on the opposite side. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
For the wisdom of the ancients, everyone in the live broadcast room was also amazed:
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"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet each other."
"The city will play."
"The precautions are good! No wonder the officers and soldiers have returned so many times in vain, and they have slipped away! β
"I think this arrow officer can also do it? Eggs? β
"Upstairs is brain-dead, the bandits' ship hasn't waited for the center to go, and it looks wrong...... Aren't you going back? You think they're all as stupid as you are? β
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Zhang Fan followed everyone up the mountain, only to find that it was the same as Xiao Luo said, there are cliffs on three sides, after crossing the river and going up the mountain in the south, there are three checkpoints on the road, there are guns, knives, spears and crossbows in front of the pass, wooden artillery stones, and also built arrow towers and watchtowers, the three passes are majestic, the big hippopotamus can not cross, the road up the mountain is rugged, and the numerical advantage can not be exerted.
The little leader looked at Zhang Fan and was shocked by everything in front of him, his face showed a smug expression, and he couldn't help but boast:
"It's not to blow to you, Zhang Jiao's rebellion four years ago, our big boss has already seen it...... This thing couldn't be done, and he refused the pull of Sun Xia, the leader of the local small square, Sun Xia led more than 6,000 Yellow Turban troops to surround our cottage, and it took more than half a month to retreat. Hmph, count him as fast as he gets to know each other. β
Zhang Fan's face was shocked, but he actually didn't think so:
Huh, Yellow Turban? It's just a group of villagers with hoes, they don't have any tactics and strategies, they have always won more, and they can't be used here, and they can't give full play to their numerical advantage, so it's naturally in vain.
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The little leader took Zhang Fan to the main hall of the cottage, and a white tiger mattress was laid on a stone chair in the middle, on which sat a big man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and a seven-foot man, whose shoulder-length hair was not curled, and it was draped on his shoulders, it was Kong Jianxi, the big boss of Huanglongzhai, who listened to the little leader's story, and shouted to Zhang Fan with big eyes like a gong:
"You guy, raise your head and let the labor and management recognize it...... Well? It's really tight, what's your name? When did you get into a relationship with labor and management? β
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
Zhang Fan was beating a drum in his heart, there was no way, it was life or death to see this bad, he took a deep breath, didn't say a word, didn't turn his face, and put on a posture of generosity and righteousness.
Kong Jianxi suddenly became interested, and couldn't help laughing: "What does this mean?" Ma Liu, what's going on? β
The little leader who took Zhang Fan up the mountain was hesitant: "The big boss, this ...... I don't know! β
"Xiaosheng Zhang Fan, Yuzhang person. I have long heard that the great master is born brave, unparalleled in the world, both civil and military, majestic and strategic, impartial to his subordinates, fair and strict, and it is even more rare to be far-sighted, see thousands of miles, righteousness and thin clouds, help the poor and help the needy, have great ambitions, and be a corporal of Lixian, and he is also a great figure in the rivers and lakes, such as thunder and sound. That's why students go out of their way to get to the bottom of the road. β
Zhang Fan also knows the truth of accepting it when he sees it, if he provokes Kong Jianxi to be really angry, he will cut him down indiscriminately, so where to reason?
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"Anchor, where's your festival?"
"Can we have a face, I don't know, I think you're talking about Cao Cao + Liu Bei + Zhuge Liang...... The big boss said that Mader Labor was a bandit leader......"
"The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the integrity cannot be lost."
"Anchor, I'm so disappointed in you, you're not fighting alone, at this moment, Sister Jiang, Liu Hulan, Wen Tianxiang, Li Dazhao...... Be with you, rise up! Afraid of an egg! β
"I smiled at myself."
"I'll go to bed after laughing."
"You beasts, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, if you go up, I'm afraid you'll all kneel there at this time."
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Although I know that this is not true, who would not want to listen to good words? Although his subordinates pat their farts every day, no one is as comfortable as this kid is today. Am I so famous? Can you attract people from thousands of miles away to vote?
Of course, he can be the master of a village, Kong Jianxi is not so easy to bluff, and he was about to speak, but he listened to Zhang Fan's words:
"It's better to be famous than to meet, I heard that the big boss is thirsty for talent to come thousands of miles to vote, and today I haven't waited to see the big boss, I almost died under the knife of my subordinates, I was very disappointed, but I begged to die. I'm afraid that I will ...... in the future No one will dare to go to you anymore. β
"Bastard, what did you say?"
"Damn, are you impatient?"
"Believe it or not, labor and management will end up with you now?"
Kong Jianxi waved his hand, stopped the clamor of his subordinates, pulled out a long sword from the weapon rack, and walked in front of Zhang Fan step by step, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he raised the long sword high, Zhang Fan closed his eyes, stalked his neck, and put on a posture of looking at death as home.
"Ahh There was an exclamation from the surroundings, Kong Jianxi swung his sword heavily, and the next moment he was about to make Zhang Fan's blood splash three feet, and his head fell to the ground.
Everyone in the anchor room couldn't help but close their eyes and didn't dare to watch it anymore:
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"Forcibly pretending to be the most deadly!"
"Oh, don't!"
"It's a pity, such a handsome anchor is gone."
"The end of the show."
"What kind of red cross is there, and I don't know if the naked resurrection armor ......"
"I just came in and I don't know what the situation is.,The male protagonist is hanging?"
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Just 0.01 centimeters away from Zhang Fan's neck - it! Stop! Live! Finish!
Zhang Fan could still feel the chill of the blade, this was the first time he was so close to death, a cool breeze blew, and his sweat brushed down.
But he knew that he had made the right bet, he expected that Kong Jianxi would not kill him, the ancients had the same name, how could Kong Jianxi say that he was also a hero, if he indiscriminately killed a person who came thousands of miles to join him, he would not be ridiculed, how could he convince his subordinates, and could he still sit firmly in the position of the owner of the village?
The rivers and lakes are reckless, and the heroes of the green forests are all unruly, love and hate, respect and sacrifice life and forget death, loyal and unyielding, and abandon the greedy and afraid of death, weak and incompetent.
The more you would rather die than give in, the more likely you are to survive; If you fall on your knees and beg for mercy, you are not far from death.
Take 10,000 steps back and say, if Kong Jianxi really wants to kill him, in a word, his subordinates will do it for him, why do it himself?
Damn, you think I haven't seen a costume movie? Receiving the envoys of the enemy countries, boiling the oil pot, and standing in the knife array...... That's all used to scare people, if you want to kill it, you will have to kill it a long time ago, isn't it these kung fu?
However, Zhang Fan is still a little afraid, sure enough, he is a master of art and bold, Kong Jianxi is worthy of being the first master of Huanglongzhai, skilled in bows and horses, strong in martial arts, and his score is not bad, if he falls even a little, it is estimated that Zhang Fan is already a dead man.
Zhang Fan couldn't help but start pondering, a small cottage leader has such skills, Guan, Zhang, Zhao, Ma, and Huang...... And how powerful is Lu Bu, the first person in the Three Kingdoms?
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Thank you for wanting to drink is my wife for rewarding 10,000 starting coins, thank you for the Tibetan Love Pavilion of the gods for rewarding 5888 starting coins, thank you for the fish flying reward 588 starting coins, and thank you for regretting letting go of the 100 starting coins.