"Haha, it's so daring. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Kong Jianxi laughed heartily, untied the rope for Zhang Fan with his own hands, and ordered:

"If you don't take care of it, you will be offended. Come on, take a seat. ”

Zhang Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, sat down with the golden knife of the big horse, and Kong Jianxi also sat down, and at this time, a one-eyed dragon on the right interjected:

"What a temper...... I don't know what you're capable of? ”

Kong Jianxi introduced with a smile: "This is Wei Yong, the third master. ”

Zhang Fan suddenly Zhuge Liang possessed his body, only hated that there was no lupine scarf, flirted with the hem of the robe, and said lightly:

"Know five hundred years before you go down, know five hundred years after you know five hundred years, look up to astronomy, look down on geography, and know people in the middle; Ming Yin and Yang, understand gossip, Xiaoqimen, know Dunjia, strategize, and win thousands of miles away. has a talent for wind music, sits with his knees crossed, and smiles proudly. Not out of the fledgling but familiar with the general trend of the world. ”

Water friends have complained:

“2333……”

"Anchor, who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru? ”

"Don't brag about it, give it back to the cow, because cows need sex too."

"Anchor, you're such a bull, does your family know?"

"The murderous aura spans 30,000 miles, and it pierces the Nine Heavens with one hanging."

"If you don't say anything, you can say that the cow flies into the sky. Q: Can you do it? Bow your head and cover your face in shame. ”

"The wind is blowing all over the sky, and looking back is already among the clouds. As long as you are shameless, you can break the romantic mountain. ”

"Plant a pumpkin like the earth, and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain. Throw it into the Pacific Ocean, and the earth has one more continent. ”

"An ear of rice is long and long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River. Ten cars walked side by side, and the train came and went. ”

"666, a bunch of writers upstairs!"

……

Kong Jianxi was also stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to meet an arrogant person, but he didn't get angry, after all, it is understandable to market himself and exaggerate, but since he dares to say such big words, there must still be a few brushes, and it seems that it is indeed right to leave him. But Wei Yong, the third master, doesn't think so:

"Hehe, since you're so powerful, why haven't I heard of your name?"

"Good birds choose trees to perch, and good ministers choose their lords to serve. Jiang Shang was cold for half of his life, he didn't meet the master, and he was adrift. But be tempted to forbear, wait for the opportunity, seventy bows, ninety seals. Assisting King Wen and King Wu of the second generation of virtuous lords, cultivating virtue and revitalizing martial arts, destroying Shang and Xingzhou, the legacy still exists, and it continues from generation to generation. Dare to ask that in the past 70 years, someone has heard the name of Jiang Ziya? ”

Wei Yong slammed the wine glass on the table: "Phew! What are you? Dare to compare yourself to Jiang Taigong? ”

Zhang Fan smiled slightly, "Although Xiaosheng is not as virtuous as Jiang Shangzhi, but the big master has the virtue of Ji Fa, so he has come thousands of miles to vote." ”

Who is Ji Fa? The founding monarch of the Western Zhou Dynasty, cutting down and destroying Shang, if someone said this to Kong Jianxi five years ago, Kong Jianxi would definitely let people cut it without saying a word.

However, since the Yellow Turban Uprising four years ago, there have been continuous rebellions in various places, and uprisings have occurred one after another, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that the Han Dynasty is coming to an end, and the Yellow Emperor will take turns to do it.

Wei Yong reprimanded angrily: "Bastard, a bunch of nonsense, do you want to trap the big boss in injustice? Who told you to talk nonsense here, drag me out and cut it! ”

Zhang Fan said in a loud voice: "Princes and generals, would you rather have a kind?" Nowadays, the emperor is mediocre, pro-eunuchs, sparse loyal ministers, selling officials, corrupt courts, the people are not happy, they are easy to eat, people are confused, and uprisings are continuous. Yesterday's Zhang Jiao, just like Chen Sheng and Wu Guang in the past, the uprising did not succeed, but it has shaken the country's foundation, as long as people with lofty ideals raise their arms and shout, the world is at their fingertips. After a pause, he continued:

"Then Liu Bang is just a pavilion chief in Surabaya, he has nothing to do, and he has opened a four-hundred-year-old foundation of the Han Dynasty, isn't the big boss not as good as Liu Bang's ruffian? Sail night to watch the sky, the emperor star is slight, I look at that Liu Hong, at most a year of life. However, a yellow dragon rose from the southeast, and then he traveled through mountains and rivers to find the master. ”

Kong Jianxi's eyes flashed, his face flushed, and he said in a trembling voice: "Really? ”

Zhang Fan was calm and said firmly: "It's true, I am willing to make a military order, Liu Hong is not dead within a year, and Fan is willing to be killed." ”

"The anchor is good at telling nonsense! Open your mouth and come. ”

"I despise the anchor, who has studied history who doesn't know that Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty died on May 13, 189, and he still watches the sky at night, cut!"

"Poor Dao pinched his fingers, upstairs is Baidu's."

I exchanged it for real money: "Anchor, don't you really want to assist this pustule, right?" This guy looks like a short-lived ghost ......."

Zhang Fan replied, "I'll exchange it for real money": "I said that a Huanglong is rising in the southeast, that means that I have something to do with this bandit leader?" ”

Mr. Gao: "That's right! Crossing does not rebel, chrysanthemum set electric drill. is not a king and a hegemon, and Baba goes to work for others, which is purely sick. ”

daphne, "Upstairs is right, if the anchor runs to hug Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan...... These people's thighs, I will unsubscribe. ”

System notification: Mr. Gao and Daphne rewarded 18888 silver beans. I exchanged real money for a reward of 10,000 silver beans.

……

Kong Jianxi waved his hand, and the two let go of Zhang Fan's shoulders, but Wei Yong still didn't relent:

"You want to join the cottage, but there is a rule......"

Nima's one-eyed dragon always can't get along with your father, and labor and management have offended you? Don't fall into my hands, sooner or later I want you to look good!

Zhang Fan endured his unhappiness and said, "What are the rules for daring to ask?" ”

"Cottages don't raise idlers. To enter my Huanglong Village, you must have a skill. Dare to ask Mr. is good at knives and guns? ”

"No, it won't."

"Bow or crossbow?"

"Won't?"

"Axe or not?"

"Won't?"

"Cooking? …… Cure? …… Tailor? …… Woodworker? …… Striking iron? …… Feed the horses? ……”

"Hmph, I'm a reader."

"Hahaha", immediately burst into laughter, and Wei Yong leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, unable to support his joy:

"Hehe, as the old saying goes, useless is a scholar. The cowhide blew loudly, it turned out that there would be nothing! Suddenly, the wind of words changed, and he said in a gloomy voice:

"Since you can't do anything, what's the use of you, fork it out and cut it!"

"Slow, slow...... I have specialty, and some ......" Zhang Fan hurriedly waved his hand, and at the same time, his brain was running at high speed, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and blurted out: "I will-tell a story!" ”

"Storytelling? What is that? Wei Yong looked confused.

"Storytelling is a form of performance in Fan's hometown."

Storytelling originated in the Song Dynasty, and this group of people is naturally unheard of.

"Oh...... Then you can tell a paragraph and listen to it, and if you don't say it well, you will still be beheaded. But it was Kong Jianxi who spoke to relieve the siege.

Storytelling is a very ancient Han folk art, there was not much entertainment in ancient times, listening to the opera was exclusively for the rich with a solid background, and the storyteller who walked through the alley became the biggest pastime of the ordinary people.

Zhang Fan also studied storytelling for a period of time when he was bored, but what about that paragraph? "The Biography of the Five Daughters of the Tang Dynasty", "Xue Rengui's Expedition to the West", "The Biography of Yue Quan", "The Biography of Jigong", ...... These have basically been memorized, but today in the face of a group of vicious mountain bandits, their lives are at stake, so what about that paragraph?

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Thank you for regretting letting go of the 200 starting coin, and thank Tu Tian for rewarding 100 starting coins.