He got up and ran to his office to make a phone call, while the rest of the people continued to "interrogate"—

"Now, we have several questions, and we want to ask you one by one." Fang Wuying said.

Li Bai nodded: "I also have questions I want to ask you." ”

"Okay, let's ask and ask." Fang Wuying said, "First of all, where are you and how did you meet Wang Shengping." ”

"I don't remember exactly what happened at the beginning." Li Bai raised his head and looked into the distance, "I was under the command of King Yong that day, and I was encountering a mutiny, and there was chaos in the army, I ...... It's like stepping into the air and falling into a dark place. When I opened my eyes again, I sat on the side of the road. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be Li Phosphorus's business." Fang Wuying said, "Not long has it been since An Lushan's incident?" ”

Li Bai nodded: "Exactly." I was sitting on the side of the road, covered in mud, Wang Shengping was repairing the car on the side, and he saw that I was embarrassed, so he stepped forward to ask. ”

"That's how you met?" Fang Wuying said, "So he invited you to take his car?" ”

"That's right. Next, it's time for me to ask: You all seem to know Chang'an, I have never seen anyone here who can speak Chang'an, why do you all know? ”

"Because we have learned Chang'an dialect specifically." Fang Wuying said with a smile, "And I also passed the exam." Okay, let me continue to ask: you say they can't understand you, why can you understand them? ”

"It's not that I don't understand at all, Wang Shengping couldn't understand me at first, but after two or three days, he was able to understand a lot. I also had to listen to it repeatedly for two or three days before I could understand the language. ”

"So that's the case, then what did you say to Wang Shengping?"

"At first he didn't understand what I said, so I took a stick and wrote on the ground—the ground is very hard here! It's hard to find something softer. ”

"That's called concrete. What did you tell him? ”

"I told him that my surname was Li Mingbai, and he was very happy when he heard it, saying that I was a ...... A person who can't even read a newspaper can be called Li Bai, then he can be called Du Fu, well, I don't know what he means, Zimei Xiaoyou, I have only met once......"

"He's kidding."

"He's kidding me. Later I understood. He said that his name was Wang Shengping, and that his family was a farmer, and that he occasionally ran transportation—that is, the iron mount for a living. I would like to ask you: Why does this iron mount run thousands of miles in a day? ”

Fang Wuying was stunned for a moment: "Uh, because it is filled with diesel." ”

"Why can you travel thousands of miles every day when you are filled with diesel?"

"Diesel burns! Isn't it known that oil can burn? ”

"Oil can be burned, what is the connection with running thousands of miles every day?"

"If the oil can burn, it can have propulsion, and there is a diesel engine in a diesel car......"

"What is an engine?"

"The engine is, uh......"

"If you burn oil, why don't you see the fire?"

"It's not a burning method like ordinary oil, it just does a heat energy conversion ......"

"What is thermal energy conversion?"

“……”

Su Hong looked at Fang Wuying, who was holding his head, sympathetically: "...... You throw in the towel. ”

"You can make up for him slowly." Fang Wuying put down his hand, "Li Bai, don't grab me and ask the diesel engine first!" I'll have to ask you first, do you remember the name of the hostel? ”

"Remember, the word Jin Yao is written on it."

"Okay, Jin Yao pawnshop, you can ask about this when you write it down."

"But I haven't finished asking yet...... Li Bai still wanted to say something, Fang Wuying stood up, "You just asked a lot!" ”

He walked away a little unhappily, and Li Bai was stunned: "Why did this person leave with his sleeves brushed up?" ”

"Because he can't answer your question." Su Hong sat down and sneered, "You made Fang Wuying very shameless." ”

"That person's name is Fang Wuying?"

"Yes, my name is Su Hong, the one who left just now is called Lei Jun, and this one, Wu Haichao."

Su Hong used a pen to write down her names one by one and showed them to Li Bai.

"And how do you know how to drive?" Su Hong asked, "Although you didn't have a driver's license and hit a police car, how did you know how to drive?" ”

"I learned from Wang Shengping." Li Bai said with a smile, "He was driving, and I was watching, and sometimes he told me about it." ”

"So you didn't go to a driving school at all? Then you still dare to drink?! ”

"How can you drive without drinking?"

“……”

Lei Jun hurriedly came out of the office: "Wang Shengping found it, he didn't know that Li Bai drove away, and he thought his car was stolen, so he called 110 ......."

"Stolen?!" Li Bai's eyes widened, "How can you say that I stole his car?!" ”

"He didn't know you drove away." Lei Jun waved his hand to calm him down, "Wang Shengping was worried about your whereabouts, so he reported it to the government - he thought you wouldn't be able to drive at all." ”

"Oh, how is he now?"

"He's fine, but he's worried about the car and you, very nervous, it is said that when he heard that you and the car are fine, people were so excited that they cried, and thanked the party and the government for ...... CCTV."

"You're on the news here. Is he crying for the car or for the people? Su Hong muttered.

Lei Jun ignored her, and said to Li Bai: "He is worried that you are running around, and he doesn't know what ...... serious."

"How could I not know the severity?!"

“…… Don't you even know how to read a newspaper or use a mobile phone? What is 110, do you know? ”

Li Bai was stunned for a while, and then reluctantly muttered: "But I have stepped all over the rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty......"

"By the way, I'm curious." Lei Jun smiled, "Shixian, how did you find your way to Luoyang?" ”

"Ask, if you don't understand, take a pen and write. Anyway, I know that I have to go to the southwest, the way of the world has changed, but the heavens, earth and stars have not changed. Someone pointed me out and said it was called a 'highway', so I'll get on the highway. ”

Fang Wuying walked over: "Okay, the Public Security Bureau transferred Wang Shengping's call to our bureau." Li Bai, come, answer the phone. ”

Seeing that Fang Wuying took Li Bai away, Lei Jun lowered his voice and said to Su Hong that in fact, Wang Shengping thought that Li Bai had stolen his car and farm tools and ran away, and he was regretting that he had entrusted no one.

"How could he think that?" Su Hong was very angry, "Li Baiyi sold his friend's relics, and took money to pay him for hospitalization fees without relatives or reasons, but he thought that people stole his car and farm tools, what is this called!" ”

He said that the Foton truck had only been bought for a long time, plus two new farm tools, it was almost 100,000 yuan, and the hospitalization fee was a little bigger? Twenty or thirty thousand. Comparing the two, it is natural for him to worry that he will be deceived. ”

"Li Bai went all over the world looking for a hospital behind his back, did he forget? If he is really a liar, can Li Bai spend this effort? This Wang Shengping always thinks of others as bad guys......"

Xiao Wu interjected: "But Wang Shengping also believed him at the beginning, and took him in the car to find him a place to live." ”

"Su Hong, you can say that modern people have lost the simplicity of the ancients, but modern people will become so shrewd and snobbish, and they are also forced by the modern environment."

"But if Li Bai knows, he will definitely feel uncomfortable."

"So I'm just going to tell you a few of you." Lei Jun smiled, "It's so easy for people to come to us in 2009, we can't let him go with a bad impression." ”

"Boss, you are protecting your shortcomings, and you are still thick and thin." Xiao Wu smiled, "Modern times are not necessarily all bad, and ancient times are not necessarily all good. ”

Lei Jun patted Xiao Wu's shoulder: "Nerd, this is a temporary reception, don't you all want the guests to see the good side?" The ugliness of the family should not be publicized. ”

Xiao Wu and Su Hong quieted down, they listened to Li Bai's voice from the office in the middle with mixed feelings, that guy seemed to be talking to Wang Shengping quite happily, and his tone was full of surprise and care for the reunion after a long absence.