That night, Lei Jun and Fang Wuying took Li Bai to the cafeteria and let Li Bai eat to his heart's content.

"Your food here is very delicious at first, but I feel tired of it over time." Li Bai said, "If you put too much oil and salt condiments, you can't taste the fresh and sweet vegetables and vegetables." ”

"You said you were so picky about eating in a cafeteria." Fang Wuying knocked on his bowl, "The cafeteria is a place where you are full, and you don't look at the price of each dish." ”

Lei Jun came over with a cup of tea and put it in front of Li Bai, "More than three hundred Mingqian Yulu, old and expensive, Shixian try it." ”

Li Bai picked up the cup, took a sip, and frowned for a while: "You are fooled, this is not good tea." ”

Lei Jun was shocked: "How come?!" I bought it at the famous tea counter in the mall! ”

"The tea is not pure, and it smells of rust. Although it is the jade dew before the Ming Dynasty, the land where it was born must have been filthy......"

Su Hong stepped forward to interrupt him: "Okay, okay, if you keep talking, even the smell of gasoline can be tasted by him." ”

"Modern society is heavily polluted." Fang Wuying snorted, "Everyone is picky, let's drink and eat cigarettes." ”

"It's a pity that there isn't enough time." Lei Jun said, "Otherwise, I really took him to a good restaurant to rub it." ”

"What is a lack of time?" Li Bai looked up and asked.

"That is to say, I have to send you back to the Tang Dynasty tomorrow." Su Hong explained, "You're not from this place, are you? Where did you come from, and where we will send you back. ”

"No way!"

Li Bai's categorical refusal shocked everyone!

"I'm going to stay here." Li Bai continued, "I don't want to go back to King Yong for the time being, and I plan to visit here. ”

"Tour?! What are you visiting here? ”

"This place is very strange, and it is completely different from the terroir of the Tang Dynasty." Li Bai smiled and said, "I haven't seen enough ...... yet."

"Alas, my Shixian grandfather, what do you want to do if you don't go back?" Fang Wuying said, "Don't come out of a moth!" This is not your Tang Dynasty! ”

"I know this is not Datang, you are more than a thousand years later than Datang here." Li Bai said slowly, "Since I have come here, I must find out!" ”

"How do you know that it is a thousand years later than Datang?" Su Hong was curious.

"I asked Wang Shengping, and then asked the official who stopped my iron mount, and they all said that a thousand years have passed in the Tang Dynasty." Li Bai said, "It turns out that Rotten Keshan is here, I never expected it!" ”

"This isn't Rotten Keshan." Fang Wuying lazily rubbed his eyes, "Shixian, Qixian, Comrade Taibai, you make it difficult for us to carry out our work like this, you are obstructing state official business!" ”

"I don't think I'm going to hurt you all by staying here......"

"You're not from here at all, aren't you causing chaos for the people of the whole country by staying here?" Lei Jun couldn't help it, "Besides, do you want to die in a hometown?" We're not burying it, we're burning it! You want to burn your bones to the ground?! Wait until they burn you to ashes, your wife and your children, how sad they will be! ”

The last sentence seemed to move Li Bai, after all, he had a wife and children in Datang, and finally, Li Bai nodded: "Okay, then...... I'll just stay here for a while and then go back. ”

"No, you'll have to go back tomorrow!"

Li Bai looked at Fang Wuying very dissatisfied.

"Yes, you can only stay for one night." Lei Jun said, "Don't worry, our inn is very good, and the three-star level is ......."

"In that case, I don't want to stay at the guest house." Li Bai suddenly said, "I want to live with you." ”

"How can that be?" Su Hong said, "We all have our own families. ”

"Why not?" Li Bai smiled, "Whoever has vacant land, why not allow me to spend the night?" ”

Su Hong shook her head: "Anyway, my family is absolutely not good." ”

Xiao Wu raised his hand: "Come with me to live in the dormitory!" Uh, I can't go back from duty tonight, Shixian, we can talk about poetry all night tonight! ”

Li Bai shook his head when he heard it: "Don't, talk about poetry again?" A rare night of sightseeing...... I'm not going to do it! Besides, you modern people don't know how to write and write, and you can't write bullshit! It's a waste of paper, angry Death God Buddha! I'm not going to talk to you about poetry! ”

“……”

Lei Jun said: "There is only a single bed in the dormitory here, Li Bai is such a big man, where do you really want to stuff him?" Do you want to stuff the poet under your bed? ”

Su Hong could afford goosebumps when she heard it, and she rubbed her arm vigorously: "Otherwise, go to Fang Wuying's side, right?" The control group's dorm is bunk beds ......"

Fang Wuying snorted and sneered, but did not answer.

Seeing this, Lei Jun sighed: "Come to my house." I'm sorry there is no room, I am in the same room, of course, if you ask to stay, you have to wear this. ”

After he finished speaking, he took out a purple plastic bracelet, which looked very similar to the sports bracelet that came with McDonald's.

"What is it?"

"To put it bluntly, it's the same equipment used to track giant pandas in the wild."

"Giant pandas?" Li Bai was curious, "What is that?" ”

Su Hong took the news magazine, opened the news of the gift of Taiwanese pandas, and pointed it out to Li Bai.

"Ahh I've seen this! Li Bai said, "I've seen several heads, it's very fierce!" When I was trekking through Shu, I often saw their tracks - this is called a giant panda? ”

"Well, but now it's scarce and has become a national treasure." Su Hong said, "It's easy to see, and if you want to see it, you have to give silver." ”

"If I had known this was the case, I should have caught a ...... that day"

"Consider a joint exhibition: Pandas and Poets." Su Hong laughed, "I don't know if the poet is worth the fairy or the panda." ”

"Hmph, it's better to have a panda from the Tang Dynasty!" Fang Wuying stood up and muttered and walked away.

Regarding the issue of Li Bai's temporary stay, Ling Juan finally agreed, mainly considering that Li Bai was not dangerous, and he did not stay for escape and revenge, he was purely out of curiosity.

"Is it convenient for him to live in your house?" Ling Juan asked Lei Jun, "Lei Lei is also at home." ”

"Lei Lei has her own room, hide in it and ignore no one." Lei Jun said, "I'll just provide room and board, it's not troublesome." ”

Ling Juan smiled: "Actually, if you think about it, it's also very rare - who can sleep with Shixian?" ”

"I'm not very interested in poets." Lei Jun shrugged.

"Why didn't Fang Wuying agree?" Ling Juan asked, "He is not tired at home, so he just happened to play with Shixian." ”

"Not one type of person. Fang Wuying couldn't stand Li Bai's overly naïve character, and he would go crazy if he stayed together for a long time. ”

Ling Juan nodded thoughtfully: "Then forget it, Lei Jun, you should be more patient with others." ”

"Director, do you really treat people like giant pandas?"

Ling Juan smiled, at that time, the sun was fading, and the voices outside the window gradually rose, and it was almost time to get off work.

The bureau agreed to Li Bai's request to stay, but asked for his long sword to be confiscated temporarily.

"This is a society governed by the rule of law, and you can't run around the world with controlled knives." Lei Jun took Li Bai to the car, opened the door and sat in the driver's seat, and looked at Li Bai from the window, "What are you doing in a daze?" Don't get in the car yet? ”

"Can't...... Can't you let me open it? ”

"Nope." Lei Jun flatly refused, "I still want to live for two more years." ”

Li Bai walked to the side of the car sullenly, opened the door and sat in the passenger seat: "But I can drive." ”

"If you don't step on the gas pedal and run forward, you can drive." Lei Jun slowly pulled the seat belt, "Let me ask you, do you know what the row of small lights in the back of the truck means?" ”

"Trucks?"

"Do you know what a no-parking sign looks like?"

"Uh......"

"Also, what does the double yellow line in the middle of the road mean, understand?"

"This ......"

"Are you still driving like that? It was a miracle that I didn't drive the car into the tree. Lei Jun sighed, "Tie the safety belt." ”

"Why do you need to tie this belt?"

Lei Jun simply bent down and buckled the safety belt for Li Bai: "The position you are sitting in now is called the suicideseat, that is, the seat that is most likely to die in a crash is commonly known as the suicide seat." So even if you don't tie it, if you are found by the officials, you will be punished. ”

Everything was in order, Lei Jun started the car, and it didn't take long for the old Fukang to blend into the vast traffic home.

Li Bai stared out the window, the surprise in his eyes had disappeared, but he still felt interesting.

"Do you like it here?" Lei Jun asked.

Li Bai replied differently: "Brother Lei, did you mention the rule of law just now, is it the rule of law mentioned by the legalists?" ”

"It's not quite the same. The Legalists have heavy punishments, harsh and unkind, and modern punishments have no physical torture except for the death penalty. In addition, in ancient times, legalists did not allow people to discuss the law, but in modern times, everyone can discuss the law. Classical Legalists ignore the people and ignore the people, but modern...... It's a little better than then, and for the rest, you can read by yourself tonight. ”

"Brother Lei, who is in your family? Are both parents still there? ”

"My parents are not here, they are in Xi'an. Well, I haven't been back in years. I have a daughter who is 15 years old. ”

"Oh, my sister-in-law is also at home?"

Lei Jun was silent, and after a while, he said: "She has not heard from her for many years. ”

Li Bai looked at him with a gloomy expression, and he didn't dare to ask any more.

When she got home, Lei Lei had already returned, and she looked at Li Bai who her father brought back with some surprise, and her eyes were mainly focused on Li Bai's long hair.

"It's my friend, who is engaged in art, and he will borrow our house tonight." Lei Jun lowered his head to change his shoes, and found a pair of slippers for Li Bai.

Lei Lei grinned on the side: "Huh...... Hello uncle. Uncle's surname? ”

"Uh, my last name is ......"

"The surname is Li, and his name is ...... Uh, it's called Li Xiaobai. Lei Jun interrupted Li Bai's words, "So you call him 'Uncle Xiaobai' - don't laugh!" Be polite. ”

Lei Lei looked stoic, but she didn't laugh out loud.

"Also, Lei Lei, Uncle Xiaobai is from the countryside, and he doesn't understand many things, so you can answer patiently when asked, don't be annoyed."

Lei Lei finally laughed: "No problem! Wrap it around me. ”

On the way, Lei Jun told Li Bai not to tell outsiders that he was from the Tang Dynasty, "This is a secret, and if you say it, it will cause a lot of trouble." "Even my daughter can't tell him the truth." ”

At that time, Lei Jun hadn't thought that he changed Li Bai's name without authorization, how inappropriate it would be for his daughter who liked crayon Xiaoxin, because after finishing her homework that night, Lei Lei would really go to see Crayon Xiaoxin.

Therefore, until Li Bai said goodbye, he was always angry that he had the same name as a dog......