Chapter 0002: Reality is Skinny

"Huh! Amo, this water doesn't look hot enough! This pig's head hasn't woken up yet! A beautiful female voice rang out in this frosty and snowy morning.

"Wouldn't it? I'm boiling......" Mo glanced at the guy curled up in the sleeping bag that had been completely wet, and said a little timidly: "Sister Nake, it's almost there...... After all, he's our boss......"

"I didn't recognize him as the boss!" Nako, with an angry face, said as she kicked someone in the ass.

"Oops......" The sleeping bag actually squirmed like a snake, and just flashed the buttocks, Na Ke kicked it in the air carelessly, and the whole person immediately lost his center of gravity and pounced on the wet sleeping bag.

"Hey, I said Na Ke deputy flag book, if you like me, you can just confess directly, you don't have to come to the four fields early in the morning to throw ...... hug."

A head suddenly popped out of the sleeping bag, sleepy eyes, but there was still some kind of evil smile - this kind of natural ruffian appearance that penetrated deep into the bone marrow seemed to be basically impossible to change even on the day when the whole world collapsed.

Someone's eyelashes and eyebrows were covered in a thick layer of frost, the last shbit of hot water in his hair was still struggling to get the last shimmers of heat, and the grass under the sleeping bag was already soaked in mud, and someone looked a little embarrassed when he lay on itβ€”but there was no denying that someone was a very handsome lad.

Of course, Nako's deputy flag didn't want to have some kind of embarrassing contact with someone.

Just as the tip of her nose was about to touch the bulge of someone's indescribable place, she threw out a beautiful iron fracture fan with her right hand, which was not opened, but pointed towards a small stone peeking out of the grass.

"Whew!

Hearing only a slight sound, Nake's deputy flag used a slight rebound force, the upper body was gently thrown up, and then the whole leg was also thrown up, forming a beautiful harrier to turn over, and the whole person swept over from someone's body like a rainbow......

Of course, this only happened in the blink of an eye of someone's effort, and even Momo standing behind someone's head didn't see it clearly, he wondered how Nako's deputy flag suddenly flashed to someone's other side while he was talking, so he began to wonder if he hadn't woken up, or if his eyes hadn't been wiped clean? So that he rubbed his red eyes again......

"When you wake up, get up and pretend to be a pig's head!" Nako was surprised that she could kick the air, someone had hidden a few hands!

"Why are you up so early? Since it's not a confession, why are you disturbing my good dreams? Someone lifted his head slightly and looked underneath him, then tugged at his sleeping bag and rolled over, reclaiming a dry cloud of dry grass......

Nake Vice-Banner thought that he was just changing a clean place to get up, but he didn't expect someone to move again, and after waiting for less than a minute, there was another 'Whew-Wow' from the sleeping bag...... Whew-......' snoring!

The rhythm is so beautiful that she finally breaks down completely!

"Smack!" With a muffled sound, a black dart shot from the iron bone fan was unmistakably pierced into the round and convex left buttocks of someone who was sleeping comfortably on his side......

"Wow......" With someone's breathless scream, the surrounding groves happily shook off a layer of frost......

"Old ...... The boss ......" Seeing that someone had lost his movement in an instant, Amo couldn't bear it, and shouted timidly and tentatively with a crying voice from afar.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ You...... You're crying a hammer, ouch...... I'm not dead...... Haven't you come to pull it out for me......"

"Uh......" Under the majestic gaze of Nako's deputy flag, Amo still resisted the pressure and stepped forward to help someone carefully pull out the black dart.

Of course, someone was in pain again and almost wanted to pounce and kill him......

It took someone a long time to finally breathe: "Oops...... You sister paper is so rude, you obviously like me to do such a poisonous hand......"

"Phew! It's good to know that it hurts! Save you, you're drunk all day long, dreaming of death! Nake's deputy banner looked disdainful and said, "Tell me, what did you dream again?" ”

"Well, it's almost a little bit ...... every time," someone sighed as he thought back to the last scene in his dream, forgetting that there was a hole in his ass that was bleeding slowly......

"Still don't see the tyrant?" Of course, Nako's sub-flag didn't know that someone was sighing for some dissatisfaction.

"Uh...... I saw it this time, and I also dreamed of Brother Su Lie, Lu Bu and Xiang Yu...... Also, there's ......"

"Cloud Frost Commander!" Nake's deputy flag said: "Look at your little bit of interest, there are two words of cloud and frost all over your face, when who doesn't know!" ”

Of course, Nako's deputy flag said this, showing a senseless look, but even Amo could see it, and her hands were unnaturally clutching the iron bone fan, as if she was going to tear it apart......

"Uh...... You know all this......" Someone smiled awkwardly: "Yes, it's Miss Yunshuang......"

"Phew, what about Miss Yunshuang...... What a sour! "Nako's deputy flag itself is a female officer, and she originally hated and rejected the word girl from the bottom of her bones, and when she heard these two words from someone's mouth that they were actually used to refer to that legendary woman, she inexplicably had some kind of indescribable jealousy, and blurted out a standard swear word.

Someone didn't seem to notice, or could be said to have gotten used to Nako's deliberate vitriolism along the way, and still said to himself: "I'm almost close to the truth before you wake me up...... I even heard that faint sigh again in my dream memories......"

"Blow it, you'll do it!" Nako's deputy flag glared at him: "Although you have the ability to travel back in time and space in dreams, please don't forget, you have to take medicine to do it......"

"Alas, yes, the medicine prepared by Uncle Bian has long been consumed, so my dreams are getting more and more weird now......"

"Hurry up! It's been two days, and you've only walked less than fifty miles, how long are you going to go? Nako's deputy flag grumbled in annoyance.

"Hey, the hell knows how far this hell is going to go...... I don't know who designed the brain-dead teleportation array, you said how good it would be to be located next to the black prison, but it would have caused us to work so hard for so long......"

"That's someone walking too slowly, and someone else will be there in three days......"

"Can you blame me for that? I'm not used to it......" Someone fumbled and finally crawled out of his sleeping bag: "Hey, dear Nako, can you help me unhook the cable......"

"What for?"

"I'm going to have diarrhea......"

"It's really a slut who has a lot of shit and pee!" Reluctantly, Nako's lieutenant stepped forward and reached out to wipe the glimmer of electricity on someone's wrist.

Someone endured the stinging pain in his buttocks and grinned and shouted, "Alas, this life as a prisoner is really hard......"

"Hurry up, we must rush to the Valley of the Dead today, or ......"

"Don't rush me, I'll pull ......" Someone loosened his pants and was about to start......

"Shameless!" Nako's deputy flag raised his leg and kicked it over, but this time it was more accurate, and it didn't miss......

Someone clutched his hips and jumped awkwardly on the wilderness like a monkey with his ass burned by fire......

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Ah Mo chewed a ball of grass, carefully dressed the wound on someone's buttocks, sighed and said, "Boss...... It's not me who blames you, why do you bother to break the head of the orange leader......"

"You're such a pig's head!" Someone knocked Amo's head: "If you don't beat him, I'll beat you?" You don't look at the lustful virtue of him when he stared at Nako's sub-flag......"

"Hmph, you're not going to be any better...... "Momo muttered.

"It's just a pity for that bottle ......of Lafite," someone sighed as he smacked his lips and sighed in distress.

"It's not that you don't know that in the Shengxing fight, the first offender will be imprisoned in black prison for half a year......" Amo looked at someone with resentment: "Commander Tangerine is the brother of Inspector General Miyamoto, who are you beating up, you want to beat him?" It's going to be locked up for a year, a year! Don't you know that the brothers in the fortress left you and couldn't even hold out for half a month? ”

"Hmph, it's come to this, why are you still feeling sorry for yourself like a little girl?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ But have you thought about us, about the brothers of the Legion? Amo silently wept and said: "We finally got a foothold in the fortress, pulled up a shelf, and returned to the Holy Star with some confidence, you are good, a little sunshine will be brilliant......"

"You know the! The man is alive, and he lives in one breath, and Lafite, who is eighty-two years old, wants to hook up with our beautiful and moving Nako sub-flag book, which also makes our big beauty lose face......

"Hey, boss, that's a bottle of '82 Lafite! Eighty-two years! Isn't that enough to show that the Orange Commander admires Deputy Commander Nako? ”

"Of course it's not enough! You idiot! I knew he had two bottles...... If he had brought it all up that day, I would have spared no effort to introduce him to our beautiful Nako......" Someone said his truest thoughts......

"Shameless!" Nako's deputy flag listened to them for a long time, and finally scolded unbearably.

After scolding, he walked away, jumped onto a slightly higher rock in the distance, and looked forward with his hands open.

The tall figure bloomed with a moving halo under the rising sun.

"Alas, Ah Mo, I don't know if you have thought about it, our legion only has the only big beauty of Na Ke Deputy Banner, if she is soaked away by someone else with a bottle of wine in the Holy Star, even if that bottle of wine can be exchanged for three suites on the most prosperous Heavenly Street in the Holy Star, wouldn't that be a slap in the face of Lord Ben?" Someone showed a smile and stared at the tall figure of Nako's deputy flag, pinched Amo's face and whispered, "Got it?" ”

"Then brother, career, honor, etc., you can all want, and you will smash the bottle of Lafite that can buy three suites on Tianjie on people's heads?" Amo pouted angrily, feeling that this unknown guy in front of him was really very unreasonable.

"Hey, you don't understand...... You must know that in this world, only by respecting and protecting the women around you to the greatest extent of your ability is the greatest cause and the most meaningful feat, only in this way can you be worthy of being called a man, and women will love you with all their hearts...... Then you will be able to experience a feeling that is a hundred times more refreshing than drinking the most beautiful wine......"

"Ahh It's not good, Sister Nako, he's got a high fever again......"

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