The world is a bit of a mess.

Wine glasses and knives and forks fluttered in the air, and blood and minced meat flew in the firelight.

Someone cautiously lifted his boots and tried to get under the thick long table that seemed safest at the moment in this chaotic tavern.

“…… I buy Lu Bu! ”

"I'll buy Xiang Yu!"

"Come on, buy and leave, don't wait for the expiration date......"

……

As soon as Fang probed in, someone was embarrassed to find that there was no place left, and the long table was already crowded with a group of guys who were rushing to place bets.

"Hey, this brother, can you borrow some space and move it in?"

"Hey, boy, don't you see this full? Still squeeze a ......" A guy with a scar on his face grabbed someone's neckline and was about to push it outward, and took a closer look: "It's you?" ”

It was like an honest stall owner catching a nasty liar who wanted to come a second time and use counterfeit money.

"Ahh Sue...... Big...... Deputy Commander ......! Someone looked extremely embarrassed: "I didn't expect you to be in the Holy Star......"

"Humph!" Scarface grabbed someone in, and almost gritted his teeth into someone's nose and asked, "I heard that you have recently been promoted to the Holy Guard and have also become the deputy commander?" ”

And at this time, Lu Bu's glowing Fang Tian painting halberd happened to smash into the place where someone had just been lying down, and there was a muffled sound of "bang", which shook the thick and bulky long table and almost jumped.

If this Scarface pulls someone in a second late, wouldn't someone's ass really explode into a chrysanthemum?

"Where, where, Sue...... Where did the deputy commander hear this, how can I dare to be on an equal footing with Your Excellency? Someone's heart was full of grievances: "Alas, my Chief Jiang, have you seen it, there are people who don't want me to be a deputy commander, and you still appoint me as the president of Tianyuanxing, doesn't it embarrass me?" ”

Scarface's name is Su Lie, and he is the deputy of Li Jing, who is stationed in Black Lone Star.

When someone first came to this world, it was this guy who dragged him out of a stinky puddle on the Black Lone Star.

Someone naturally respects this benefactor and calls him the eldest brother until ......

Until one early morning, Deputy Commander Su returned from his inspection, only to find that a box of superb cigars in his collection was missing!

I finally found it on the black market and bought it for a lot of money.

This thing is much more powerful than the tiny cigarettes, because the cigar leaves have a faint woman's body fragrance, and just smelling it can make Deputy Commander Su imagine the scene of this golden cigar leaf being gently rubbed by a beautiful woman on his slender white thighs - this kind of alternative excitement has naturally become Deputy Commander Su's unique magic weapon to resist the unbearable loneliness on the Black Lone Star.

Because in the stronghold of the Black Lone Star, it is said that even mosquitoes are male......

Deputy Commander Su searched like crazy.

His apprentice, Pei Xingjian, weakly told him that in the early hours of the morning, someone suspected that there was an invasion of the Demon Clan spy and brought someone into his room to check it......

Deputy Commander Su angrily found someone: "Boy, where is my cigar?" If you want to like it, it doesn't matter if you have one, big brother, what does it mean that you take the whole box? ”

Someone expressed unusual surprise: "What? ”

Someone means that there is such a thing as a cigar in this world!?

Well, presumably the box of things that the ghost took away is this box of cigars, but what does the sigh left by the ghost mean?

"Don't pretend to be garlic, if you don't return it to your eldest brother, don't call me eldest brother in the future!" Compared to the loss of this little brother, Deputy Commander Su seemed to be more afraid of never being able to smell that familiar fragrance again......

"You mean to confirm that I took it?" Someone feels very innocent and a little sad, if even the basic trust between brothers can be lost so easily, it can be seen that this brotherhood is still too simple......

"Of course, Xingjian said that you entered my room in the early morning......"

"When you enter your room, you're sure I'm a thief?" Someone smiled wryly: "I didn't know you would have such a thing......"

"Shhhhh......h......hhhhhhhh

"Damn, the routine has come to my head......" Someone was made crying and laughing by this commonplace ridiculous way of planting: "Big brother, you don't think I'm stupid enough to do this kind of stupid thing about mutton and not eating it, right?" ”

"Don't call me big brother in the future......" Deputy Commander Su hugged the lost treasure and said coldly: "People are doing it, the sky is watching, you are doing it yourself......"

……

Three holy years have passed, and Deputy Commander Su has obviously never forgotten this guy who 'will take revenge'.

"It's a good mix, it's not in vain that I pinched my nose and dragged you out of a pile of stinky dung...... "Deputy Commander Su suddenly changed his face and smiled: "Brother Xiao, Deputy Commander Xiao, borrow a few gold coins from the eldest brother to make a bet......"

"Oops, who are you? I don't know you......" Hearing this, someone quickly moved his limbs together as if he had been struck by lightning, and fell out from under the table in one fell swoop, as if there was a greater danger under the table!

"Hey...... Brothers reunited after a long absence, isn't it worth a few gold coins? It's really a bad day......" Deputy Commander Su sighed in disappointment......

Someone crawled tremblingly next to the corner of the tavern, dodging the fierce battle between Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, while wiping the sweat from his forehead: "Damn, a box of six excellent cigars back then only cost two gold coins on the black market, fortunately I was witty...... Oops, who's hitting me on the head? ”

"I can't imagine that the famous Commander Xiao returned to the Holy Star and actually pretended to be a pig, which tiger do you want to eat?" A wisp of ridiculed voice reached someone's ears as if out of nowhere, and the hairs on someone's body who were using their hands and feet exploded.

Someone raised his confused eyes and saw that he had actually climbed under the bar of this tavern, and on the golden silk nanmu bar chair that shimmered with electric light, there was a bewitching woman dressed in white.

The long flowing hair delicately pulled a cloud sideburns, setting off the delicate figure more perfectly, the soft slender waist seemed to be able to hold it, although the slender legs were covered by the white skirt, but the faint lines were so smooth, and the plump buttocks couldn't help but make people jealous of the lucky bar chair......

It seemed that the windy competition between Lu Bu and Xiang Yu had no effect on her at all, she turned her body diagonally, and stared at someone with a pair of bright eyes full of smiles.

That charming, that coquettishness......

Someone felt as if a part of the tent was on fire, and the tent was quickly erected as fast as the eye could see......

It is naturally not very graceful to stand up upright at this time......

This woman is too charming, too charming, and there is such an unrestrained and flamboyant strange woman in the Holy Star......

"Why, Commander Xiao didn't invite me to a drink? Afraid that I will drink you poorly? The woman rubbed the rim of the glass with her shallot-like fingers, as if touching her lover's lips.

Someone feels like they're getting tougher and harder to stand up.

At this time, Xiang Yu's Heaven-Breaking Sword finally slashed at Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd, and a burst of dazzling white light erupted......

Just as the incomparable blast was still spherical in size, a transparent bubble quickly appeared from mid-air in the tavern, enveloping the white man.

"Boom!"

Like a cannon in a tavern, the transparent bubble and the white glow vanished in the blink of an eye.

Everyone hiding in various parts of the tavern immediately came out like rats out of a hole, and they all applauded and shouted: "It seems that Brother Xiang's sky-breaking sword is more powerful, it can lure out the ...... of tyrannical idiots, come, come here......

And someone swept it slightly and found that the majestic Western Chu Overlord and the brave and fearless Lu Fengxian were actually all pale, staggering, and there was a strange white vapor on the top of their heads......

The woman also obviously expressed her momentary surprise: "Yo, I didn't expect that the light entrusted to you today would actually be able to see the tyrant with my own eyes, dear Commander Xiao, you should celebrate, right?" ”

"What do you mean by the light that holds me up?" Someone muttered in his heart: "Damn, did she discover such a hidden method of Lao Tzu?" ”

"Forget it, this girl is too lazy to demolish you, lest you complain about me in the future for making it difficult for you to be a human being......" The woman still smiled delicately: "My lord, I am Yunshuang, from the insulating star, your deputy commander, meet for the first time, please take care of your adult in the future......"

"......" someone's heart is broken, not that he is not excited to have such a sexy subordinate, but the first time they meet, he is presented in front of her with this dignity, like a pug wagging his tail and begging for mercy, and the days after this day will obviously not be too wonderful: "...... Ah, it turns out that Yunshuang is you! I didn't expect you to come so quickly! Naturally, this commander will take care of you more in the future......"

"My lord, don't be stupid, I will now inform you cautiously, I am here to protect you by the secret order of the chief, please prepare to leave......" Deputy Commander Yunshuang was still smiling, but the words were transmitted directly to someone.

"Guaranteed...... Protect me? Someone listened to the transmission, and immediately transmitted the sound to Yunshuang, expressing great surprise: "This is the safest Paradise Tavern in the Holy Star, isn't it safe here?" ”

"Hehe, my lord, open your 24k titanium dog eyes and see clearly, the huge Heaven Tavern, so many men, how can you be the only one who has a feeling for my beauty?" Deputy Commander Yunshuang shook his head slightly and continued to transmit his voice: "This is naturally not the Holy Star, nor is it the Heavenly Tavern, you have to thank the Chief Commander for being aware of all this and finding a way to send me in......"

"Damn, I said how could Brother Su Lie, who has always been ashamed of borrowing money, suddenly borrow money from me, dare to love what an impostor......"

"Everything here is fake, except for you and me, and the tyrannical ...... that just appeared"

"Damn, I calculated others, but I was calculated by others...... Sooner or later, I'll have to get this field back......"

"Hehe, adults believe me so easily? What if I'm a fake......"

"How can it? The person sent by the chief, I can still distinguish it......" Someone got up from the ground, grabbed Yunshuang's hand and pulled it into his arms, opened his mouth and kissed it......

"What are you doing...... Bastard ......"

"Well, I have an agreement with the chief that as long as the person he sent to find me, it must be a big beauty, and it is a big beauty who has taken his secret wind-chasing ......"

"You ...... This one...... My lord...... You've bitten me......"

And the Paradise Tavern, which had just been noisy, fell silent, and everyone in the tavern also turned into a cloud of white vapor in the blink of an eye, and this mass of white vapor seemed to be contained in a transparent leather bag, showing a unified human shape, which looked extremely strange and solemn.

The tavern vanished, and in someone's eyes was an endless dark nothingness, except for the faint light of a dozen or so clouds of white vapor in front of them......