Listing testimonials

About the small theater of testimonials on the shelves:

Lou Shengsheng: Cough Ing, I heard that there must be a testimonial on the shelf today, so I specially gathered my brothers together to discuss what we should write about this shelf testimonial~ Hey! Fang Wuying is not allowed to doze off!

Square:...... Haven't you been on the shelves for almost a week? At this time, I remembered the testimonial?

Lou: It's not that I don't know that there is such a rule, come on~Chong'er, you come to make a speech~

Fang: Chong'er is not your name! Change your words and call me "Captain"!

Lou: And! Dare to put up a shelf in front of me? Lei Jun? Come, talk about your comments on the release of this book~

Ray: Jane and Rou.

Lou: What?

Ray: Give me back Jane Rou.

Floor:......

Lei: If you give me back Jian Rou, I'll give you a testimonial.

Floor:...... When that day comes, we have to talk about the OTL testimonial

Lei: When on earth are you going to give Jian Rou back to me?

Lou: The day Chinese football rushed out of the world.

Thunder:......

Lou: By the way, why do you like Chinese football?

Ray: When did I say I liked it?! I just look at it often......

Fang: Actually, he wanted to see other scenes that were more "miserable" than his life......

Lou &...... Lei:

Wu: Boss, you should change to the NBA, that one has a lot of goals, unlike the men's football team, you can't get into one for half a year.

Thunder:...... I don't watch the game for the number of goals!

Lou: Everyone! I digress! It's about the issue of putting on the shelves, how to talk about the men's football team!

Guard: Congratulations.

Lou: Look! You guys! Look at the little guard! Sure enough, it's the god of war!

Wu: (Does it have a dime to do with God of War?) )

Protect:...... You don't have to have a meeting when you take it off the shelves, right?

Lou: Vomiting blood

Wu: Xiaowei, don't be so ugly.

Wei: Huh? What's unpleasant? Isn't there a top and a bottom?

Military:...... You don't know anything! It's worse than a potato!

Wei: I don't want to understand those things, I just prepared potatoes in advance, and she pulled us to a meeting two days later, which disrupted my schedule.

Lou: (gritting his teeth) Don't worry, I'll pull you to meetings from time to time! Feed! You are not allowed to go! It's not time yet, don't leave early!

Fang: I'm going to pick up Su Hong, she went to the supermarket to buy something today.

Wu: I'm going to pick up Fang Ying from work.

Ray: I'm going to pick up Lei Lei from school.

Floor:...... One by one! Don't talk about face at all! It's really cold as soon as people leave!

Fang: Face? Do you think you're Hu Chuankui?

Wu: Forget Captain Fang, I haven't experienced Tudou* or watched "Shajiabang", what does a child like her know?

Lou: Damn! A group of ancients, what kind of modern posture did they put in front of me--(grinding teeth)

Fang: Let's go! Potatoes, remember to turn off the lights and lock the door!

Lou: (looking back) ...... It's okay, Xiaowei, it's still you, those guys! Slipping away like rabbits so fast, for fear that the door would catch their tails!

AW: Actually, I wanted to ask......

Lou: What?

Guard: When will it be taken off the shelves?

Lou: Vomiting blood!