[042] Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty took pills
Lu Bu originally thought that he was only temporarily promising Wang Yun, and as for whether he would do it internally when the time came, it was all a matter of talk.
But when Lord Shangxian suddenly mentioned the matter of the elixir, Lu Bu suddenly moved his brain.
Lu Bu thought to himself: If my father-in-law really died as Lord Shangxian said, wouldn't his elixir become mine?
Thinking of this, Lu Bu was happy in his heart, and said quietly: "Lord Shangxian, if my father-in-law suddenly dies, those pills refined by Lord Shangxian"
Ma Xiaoquan knew that Lu Bu would use this crooked brain, so he followed his meaning and said: "Dong Zhuo is dead, why do you want those things?" Aren't those things yours? ”
Lu Bu was overjoyed and clapped his hands with joy.
When Wang Yun heard about the pill, he was also moved. The one that Lord Shangxian gave to him a few days ago was stolen before he could take a few looks, if he could say that Lu Bu would kill Dong Zhuo when the time came, it should be reasonable to ask Lu Bu for one or two.
Wang Yun said: "Feng Xian, if the Dong thief is really ambushed, can you give me a pill refined by Lord Shangxian?" ”
Lu Bu is not a stingy person, after all, if Dong Zhuo is killed, all the 17 in Dong Zhuo's hand will become his own, plus the two in his own hand, then there will be a total of 19, and one will be given to Wang Yun, which is nothing.
"Lord Situ is right, if this matter can be done, Bu Zidang will give Lord Situ an elixir"
Wang Yun was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said: "Fengxian, the old man will thank you first, come, let's have a drink"
This night, Lu Bu stayed in Situ's mansion and happily stayed for a night, and in his dream, Lu Bu dreamed that he had those elixirs in his hands, laughing
At the beginning of March of the third year of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty (192 AD), Liu Xie, the twelve-year-old Emperor of Han Xian, was seriously ill and had been bedridden for more than a month.
The emperor was sick, and the officials were anxious.
Dock.
Dong Zhuo played with the rosewood box in his hand, but he was also at a loss.
Dong Zhuo was not worried because the little emperor was sick, he was thinking about when he would be an emperor, calculate the time, there are still some days before the time for taking the elixir that Lord Shangxian said, but Dong Zhuo can't wait anymore.
"Li Ru!"
Dong Zhuo called Li Ru to his side: "I heard that the little emperor is seriously ill, and it has been more than a month?" ”
Li Ru replied, "Yes! ”
"Hmm~" Dong Zhuo pursed his lips and handed the rosewood box in his hand to Li Rudao, "This is an elixir given to me by Lord Shangxian, you can take this and let the little emperor eat it." ”
Li Ru took the rosewood box and said in surprise: "Father-in-law doesn't want that little emperor"
Dong Zhuo shook his head: "Whether this elixir is true or not, I don't know, let the little emperor be the first to taste it, and I can see if this elixir is useful." ”
Li Ru received the order, did not dare to slack off, and sent this elixir to Changle Palace that night, and said that he would personally watch the little emperor eat this elixir.
The little emperor was originally afraid of Dong Zhuo, and he was always afraid that Dong Zhuo would harm him, but now he happened to be seriously ill. The so-called taking advantage of your illness to kill you, the little emperor held the rosewood box in his hand, and he didn't dare to open the lid.
Li Ru was anxious and scolded: "What are you looking at, eat!" Coward! ”
The little emperor is only twelve years old, he is still a child at this age, Li Ru's scolding, the little emperor actually howled and cried.
Li Ru couldn't look at it, but after all, there was a difference between monarchs and ministers, and he couldn't open the little emperor's mouth and stuff him, so Li Ru called a little eunuch (Huangmen) next to the little emperor to his side.
"You, go and feed the emperor medicine!"
This little eunuch (Huangmen) was so frightened, how dare he move, in case the emperor ate a poison, even if he had 100 heads, he was afraid that it would not be enough to kill.
"Adults spare their lives, adults spare their lives!" The little eunuch was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged Li Ru.
Li Ru was helpless, so he had to step forward and snatch the rosewood box in the little emperor's hand.
Li Ru himself had never seen the specific appearance of the elixir, although Lord Shangxian gave his father-in-law as many as 17 pills, but his father-in-law had never opened the box in front of him, so Li Ru also carefully opened the rosewood box.
With a "snap", the box buckle was opened by Li Ru. Li Ru swallowed his saliva, slowly opened the box, and suddenly, a fragrant smell spread.
The little emperor, who was originally crying, was also attracted by this fragrance and stopped crying.
"It smells so good!" Li Ru excitedly put the pill in front of his nose and sniffed, "Why do you feel a little ashamed?" ”
Li Ru didn't understand, but he didn't care, he presented the elixir to the little emperor, and said, "Your Majesty, the Taishi heard that you were seriously ill and didn't get better for a long time, so he specially ordered me to send an elixir to the emperor for treatment." ”
The little emperor shook his hand and took the pill, so frightened that he didn't say a word.
"Your Majesty, don't you still eat it? Could it be that the great master's hard work was in vain? ”
The little emperor gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, grabbed the pill, and put it in his mouth.
Although the elixir smells okay, the kernel is really not flattering.
As soon as he took his mouth, the little emperor felt as if he had taken a sip of horse urine.
"Uh~~" The little emperor retched with a mouthful, and suddenly, a taste of shame emanated from the little emperor's mouth.
Li Ru was close, and he was so angry that he retched.
Immediately afterwards, the little emperor discovered that there were still some things like beans in this elixir.
These beans are none other than the croton that Ma Xiaoquan threw into at the beginning.
Croton is a miracle medicine for diarrhea, ordinary people will have diarrhea as long as they eat one or two, and there are a lot of such a big pill.
The pill was in his stomach, and within half an hour, the little emperor said that he wanted to poop.
"Quick, get on the toilet!"
In ancient times, emperors never had to go out to go to the toilet, and there were special people who brought the toilet and asked the emperor to defecate. The emperor finished pooping, and there were special subordinates to serve the emperor to wipe his buttocks.
In less than 3 hours, the little emperor had already pulled seven meat and eight vegetables.
The little emperor was already seriously ill and weak, and this time, the little emperor was already dying.
After more than 1 hour, the little emperor stopped pulling, but at this time, the little emperor almost only had the air in but not the air out.
Li Ru never left, he couldn't bear to see the little emperor like this, but thinking about his father-in-law, Li Ru was ruthless again.
"My father-in-law once said that Lord Shangxian's elixir must be eaten after a year, and now it is less than a year, and the emperor has eaten it, and the effect is really not good!"
Li Ru shook his head, sighed a few times, and left Changle Palace.
However, history is history, and in history, Emperor Han Xian would not die in the third year of Chuping, and Emperor Han Xian would definitely not die.
Five days later, good news came from Changle Palace, saying that the little emperor's condition had stabilized.
When he heard the news, Li Ru was also taken aback
"What? Are you saying that the little emperor's condition is stable? ”
Li Ru was sweating profusely, and when he came back a few days ago, he swore that the little emperor would not last 5 days, but he didn't expect that just after 5 days, the little emperor's condition was stable.
"Father-in-law, I"
Dong Zhuo stretched out his hand, shook his head and said, "Li Ru, I don't blame you, but this shows a problem, have you thought of it?" ”
Li Rujiu was with Dong Zhuo, and after a little figurative thinking, he understood what Dong Zhuo meant.
"Father-in-law, you mean the elixir of the Immortal Lord"
Dong Zhuo stretched out his hand to pick up a rosewood box, and muttered: "That's right, the elixir of the immortal does have a miraculous effect, I think the little emperor has been ill for more than a month and has not been well, this pill has only been eaten for 5 days, and the disease is much better, not only prolonging life, but also curing the miracle effect, it is really the elixir, Li Ru, come with me to visit the emperor in a while." ”
After Dong Zhuo washed up vigorously, he led Li Ru to Changle Palace.
In Changle Palace, in the emperor's bedroom, several little eunuchs (Huangmen, long attendants) were busy back and forth.
"The master has arrived~" When the little eunuch heard this, he hurriedly put down the work in his hand and knelt down to greet Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo led Li Ru arrogantly, walked to the door of the bedroom, and said loudly: "What about the emperor?" ”
A little eunuch replied: "Back to the Taishi, the emperor's dragon is not in good health, although the illness is better, but he still needs to recuperate for a few days, and now the imperial doctor is taking the emperor's pulse." ”
Dong Zhuo snorted, and no matter what the situation was inside, he pushed open the bedroom door and entered.
At this moment, the imperial doctor was taking the pulse of the little emperor, and when he saw Dong Zhuo coming, he was also busy kneeling down to ask Dong Zhuo for peace.
Dong Zhuo waved his hand: "Excuse me, you continue to show the emperor!" ”
Dong Zhuo sat on the emperor's bed and said, "How are you?" ”
Although the little emperor's face was a little ruddy, his body was still very weak. The little emperor said: "Father Shang, my illness is much better, thank you Father Shang for the elixir!" ”
Dong Zhuo was very proud, patted the imperial doctor's shoulder and said: "That's good, that's good, the emperor, you can recuperate obediently, I'm just going to take a look, I don't mean anything else, hahaha" After Dong Zhuo finished speaking, he got up and led Li Ru to leave Changle Palace with a high spirit.
The little emperor was shocked, and the imperial doctor beside him asked, "Your Majesty, are you sure that the imperial master gave you an elixir?" ”
The little emperor nodded.
"Is there any elixir yet, I want to study one or two?"
The little emperor shook his head: "When Li Ru gave it to me at that time, there was only this one, if you want to say that there is still one, I don't know, I thought it was the Taishi who wanted to harm me, but now that I think about it, it seems that I am too worried"
The imperial physician said thoughtfully: "Taishi's elixir is really a miracle medicine, the emperor had diarrhea a few days ago, just expelled the damp heat poison in the body, Weichen gave the emperor a pulse, although the emperor's body is weak, but there is no major problem, only need to recuperate for a few days, you can recover." ”
The little emperor nodded: "Then there is Doctor Lao." ”
After a month of recuperation, the little emperor's body is almost recovered.
The emperor has just recovered from a serious illness, and the hundred officials naturally want to see the emperor. At this time, Wang Yun's long-planned assassination of Dong Zhuo also slowly unfolded