[041] depressed Lu Bu
In the next few days, Dong Zhuo seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, and every time he called a female slave, he had to call Liu Xian'er.
Lu Bu couldn't get along with his old friend for a few days, and he was very depressed.
"Damn, what's wrong with my father-in-law, I don't usually look at my fairy, why lately"
Lu Bu couldn't figure out the reason. In fact, after he had a private meeting with Liu Xian'er that day, he was seen by another slave girl of Dong Zhuo, and it happened that this slave girl was very jealous of Liu Xian'er, so when Dong Zhuo summoned her, he blew the pillow wind on Dong Zhuo, saying that she was a sister with Liu Xian'er, and she must be taken care of by the teacher.
Lu Bu is also a womanizer, and he is in the prime of life, and it is really uncomfortable not to touch a woman for a few days, although the wife and concubine at home are also very good, but the family flowers have the fragrance of wild flowers, so Lu Bu would rather hold it than go home to touch his wife and concubine.
On this day, Lu Bu was so angry that he took leave from Dong Zhuo, saying that he wanted to exercise.
Dong Zhuo saw that Lu Bu had been guarding him, and he also felt that he was lucky, so he didn't think much about Lu Bu's leave.
"Forget it, let's go to Master Situ's house."
After making up his mind, Lu Bu put on a soft robe and rode a red rabbit horse to Situ Mansion.
Inside the Situ Mansion. When Wang Yun saw Lu Bu visiting, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly gathered a table of good wine and food, and warmly entertained Lu Bu. During the banquet, Lu Bu sighed while eating. Wang Yun asked the reason, but Lu Bu refused to say.
Wang Yun felt that Lu Bu had something on his mind, so he called the housekeeper to his side and quietly settled: "Go and invite Lord Shangxian here!" β
The housekeeper received the order, and after a while, he invited Ma Xiaoquan to the front hall.
Originally, Ma Xiaoquan was not going to come, but after thinking about it carefully, since he had come to this era, he naturally couldn't miss Wang Yun and Lu Bu's plan to assassinate Dong Zhuo.
Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan delayed slightly, and it was late.
"Hahaha, don't come first, it's okay" As soon as he entered the door, Ma Xiaoquan gave up his hand to Lu Bu.
Lu Bu put down the dishes and chopsticks, got up and bowed deeply to Ma Xiaoquan, and said respectfully: "Bu has seen Lord Shangxian!" β
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and said, "You're polite, come, sit down." β
After sitting down, Lu Bu immediately sighed.
Ma Xiaoquan asked: "Fengxian, what makes you so uncomfortable?" β
Lu Bu didn't dare to say that he was distressed by Liu Xian'er's affairs, so he had to retell to Ma Xiaoquan and Wang Yun that Dong Zhuo threw him with a halberd a few days ago because of a small problem.
"Hmm~~" Ma Xiaoquan nodded. He had already known these from the data device, so Ma Xiaoquan was not surprised, because it was recorded in the history books that it was because of this that Wang Yun pushed Lu Bu to kill Dong Zhuo.
Wang Yun is different. Wang Yun was greatly surprised when he heard Lu Bu's incident, he thought that Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu were like father and son, and there should not be much of a problem, but he didn't expect the two to have such a small episode.
Wang Yunxin said: It seems that there is hope for killing Dong Zhuo.
Wang Yun said: "Feng Xian, the Taishi has been grateful to you, why do you care about such a small thing?" β
Lu Bu shook his head: "Lord Situ is wrong, if my father-in-law treats me like a son, how can he throw me with a halberd, that day, if I hadn't hid in time, I'm afraid I would have died in Huangquan." β
Ma Xiaoquan interjected and asked Lu Bu: "Then what do you think?" Let Xiao Dong apologize to you? β
Lu Bu shook his head and said with a red face: "Actually, I'm not depressed because of this. β
Wang Yun sighed and asked, "Fengxian, then why are you depressed?" β
Lu Bu still didn't dare to say that it was because of Liu Xian'er's matter, after all, nominally, Liu Xian'er was still Dong Zhuo's person, and he said it so openly, if the wall had ears, then the matter would be troublesome.
Wang Yun didn't know much about Lu Bu's psychology, he still thought that Lu Bu was depressed because of Dong Zhuo's throwing of the halberd, but in fact, Ma Xiaoquan, who has modern experience, has already thought of another reason.
A man who is depressed for something is nothing more than money, reputation, power and women, Lu Bu is not short of money now, and his reputation and rights are not bad, the only thing that can make Lu Bu worry is a woman.
"Is it because of a woman?"
As soon as Ma Xiao's words fell, Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, but nodded very cooperatively.
When Wang Yun saw Lu Bu nodding, he was also stunned for a moment, but soon, Wang Yun figured it out.
Wang Yundao: "Feng Xian fell in love with one of the female slaves of the Taishi? β
The matter has come to this point, and Lu Bu doesn't want to hide it anymore, so he confessed: "Lord Shangxian, Lord Situ, you say, how can I be good?"
Lu Bu retold to Ma Xiaoquan and Wang Yun how he met Liu Xian'er, how he got acquainted with Liu Xian'er, and how he fell in love with Liu Xian'er.
"Oh~~" After Wang Yun listened, he said, "Fengxian, that's the female slave of the Taishi, how can you be like this"
When Wang Yun said this, his expression became solemn, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel.
Ma Xiaoquan has lived in Situ Mansion for a while, and these days, Wang Yun's temperament, Ma Xiaoquan has almost touched it. When Ma Xiaoquan saw Wang Yun's expression, he knew that this old guy was luring Lu Bu to take the bait, so Ma Xiaoquan didn't say anything, just watched quietly.
Sure enough, Lu Bu saw Wang Yun's solemn expression, and he was also a little panicked: "Lord Situ, please help me!" β
Wang Yun deliberately beat his chest and shook his head, and after a while, he said, "Feng Xian, if you let the Taishi know about this, your life will be in danger." β
Lu Bu disagreed: "It's not just a woman, it's really not good, I'll go and ask my father-in-law to give me Xian'er now."
Wang Yun shook his head, gritted his teeth and said: "Fengxian, why are you so naΓ―ve, then Liu Xian'er is a woman of the Taishi, no matter what your purpose, you have a kind of meaning of giving the Taishi a green hat, you think, if someone treats you like this, what will you do?" β
Lu Bu didn't want to think about it: "Break it into ten thousand pieces!" β
Wang Yun clapped his hands and said, "Then why do you expect the Taishi to give you that Liu Xian'er?" The so-called name is not right, the words are not good, Feng Xian, you suddenly open your mouth, you will inevitably be suspected by the Taishi Feng Xian, do you understand? β
Lu Bu was silent.
Wang Yun saw that there was a play, and continued to brainwash Lu Bu: "Feng Xian, I think, why don't you just give up, anyway, a woman, Feng Xian, you are a hero in the world, it is still easy to find a woman"
Ma Xiaoquan was on the side, and when he heard Wang Yun's words, he secretly gave Wang Yun a thumbs up in his heart: This old guy is really old and spicy to retreat as advance
Sure enough, Lu Bu was trapped. Lu Bu said: "How can it be done, I, Lu Bu, am not an immortal in this life!" β
When Wang Yun heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and then he began his long-famous tear offensive.
Wang Yun cried: "Fengxian, you don't understand, since the Taishi was stationed in Luoyang, and then moved the capital to Chang'an, the people are very bitter, even the officials in the court dare not speak, you say such a person, how can you ask for a woman from him?" β
Lu Bu: "This"
The more Wang Yun cried, the more excited he became: "Feng Xian doesn't know, many people hate Dong Zhuo to the core, and they can't wait to swallow his flesh alive, but what is helpless is that Feng Xian is with you every day, helping to abuse him."
Lu Bu is also a human being, and in the days of following Dong Zhuo, he also saw Dong Zhuo's brutality, although he is a veteran of the battlefield, and he is also numb to those things that cut off heads and kill people, but every time he sees Dong Zhuo torturing those unarmed civilians, Lu Bu is also embarrassed.
"Fengxian, my Wang Yun begs you today, for the people of the world, for the emperor, for the hundred officials, please help me!"
Lu Bu looked at Wang Yun, who was crying silently, and said, "How can Lord Situ let me help you?" β
Wang Yun said: "Help me kill Dong thief!" β
"Hiss~~" When Lu Bu heard this, he was also taken aback, "Lord Situ, this matter is not trivial, Rong Bu think about it." β
Where can Wang Yun give Lu Bu so much time to think, if this reckless man suddenly turns his mind and tells himself out, then it will not be in vain for him to deceive Dong Zhuo's trust before.
Wang Yun said: "Fengxian, you haven't seen your fairy in the past few days, haven't you thought that you have been exposed?" β
Lu Bu shook his head, thought about it, and suddenly sighed. Wang Yun was right, he met Xian'er two days ago, according to the past, no matter what, Xian'er had to pretend to say goodbye to herself, but that day, Xian'er didn't even look at herself
Wang Yun continued: "Then Dong Zhuo just looked at your bravery and left you by his side as a guard, and Feng Xian you, you can't want a woman you love, Feng Xian, your surname is Lu, and Dong Zhuo's surname is Dong, you two are not really a family, when Dong Zhuo threw you with a halberd because of a trivial matter, did you ever think that you two are like father and son?"
Wang Yun's words are indeed beautiful, although Ma Xiaoquan has not spoken, but when he heard these words, he couldn't help but feel excited.
Not to mention Lu Bu. After Wang Yun's brainwashing, Lu Bu agreed to Wang Yun's internal response to assassinate Dong Zhuo.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan spoke: "Fengxian, you took two of the 19 elixirs I gave to Xiao Dong?" β
Lu Bu didn't hide it, and confessed his mistake: "Lord Shangxian atoned for his sins, and Bu did take two." β
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and waved his hand: "Actually, what you said just now, this immortal has already calculated it!" Otherwise, why didn't Ben Xian speak? β
Wang Yun and Lu Bu looked at each other, both surprised.
Ma Xiaoquan explained: "Last night, when this immortal was cultivating, he suddenly saw the purple micro star in the sky dim, and he knew that something big would happen within a year, and which star not far from the purple micro star happened to be his Dong Zhuo's life star" Ma Xiaoquan flickered, "Do you know what Orion is?" Ah, Xiao Dong's life star is in the constellation Orion, that Orion" Ma Xiaoquan made up a mess, and the two of them couldn't find the north, and in the end, if Wang Yun couldn't help it, Ma Xiaoquan estimated that he would make up the story on Halley's Comet.
"The result is that Dong Zhuo's providence will be disobeyed and he will die!"
Ma Xiaoquan's final summary, the two finally understood.