It is often said that life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, but Zhang Shou doesn't think so. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Fighting since elementary school, he has been chased by two large classes of flowers, and although the love and hatred performed by primary school students are simple, they are also interesting; Not to mention the junior high school period, it can be said that living in a pile of fat powder is wonderful; When I got to high school, I still had a very confidante, but because I knew something, I was a lot more restrained, and the next thing was to be successfully admitted to college and get two pieces of waste paper for 20 years. The first 20 years of life can be described as a smooth road, and the smooth wind and water make people have the urge to ask God to give me a catastrophe.

So far, the big name Zhang Shou, the undergraduate graduate of the small character Changsheng, is still the same attitude to the of the old Taoist priest back then - sneering. I swore that if I ran into the old Taoist priest again, it would be light to beat him.

Think about it, since birth, the fortune teller came to the sentence that this child has a catastrophe in his life, and he can't pass the age of twenty-four is equivalent to raising it in vain, such a curse can also scare Zhang's mother, and hurriedly asked for a solution, and put the name of Zhang Shou on the little baby, which is not enough, even the nickname is called Changsheng, which is reassuring. But for Zhang Shou, he has lived diligently for more than 20 years, and once he raised his eyebrows, he must want to slap his face, but unfortunately he can no longer find the trace of the old miscellaneous hair, and he has to give up after comforting the old miscellaneous hair, which must have already returned to the west.

After the twenty-four-year-old Zhang Shouhai jumped into the sky and let the birds fly, he planned to achieve a great feat, but he couldn't rule the world, and he might be able to rule his own world, so Zhang Shou confidently stepped onto the stage of society.

But it is obvious that he has overlooked one thing, as far as the birthday is concerned, the lunar calendar and the solar calendar are not the same, and the ID card is not the same as the actual one. The high-spirited Zhang Shou encountered a once-in-a-century accident when he was playing bungee jumping in Qinglong Gorge in the capital. In a word, the negligence of government officials kills the masses of the people.

I especially remember that day in Qinglong Gorge, the sky was clear, and the wind was smooth. After the high-spirited Zhang Shou looked up at the universe, he jumped on the bungee jumping platform, and he never had the opportunity to look down on the category of the 21st century. In an instant, the rope bent like a bow and straight like an arrow, wandering in all directions, only to hear a loud noise, a muffled thunder in mid-air, and the whole Qinglong Gorge was shaken, and half of the rope head shot into the air, and Comrade Zhang Shou's sleeves didn't have time to wave before the glorious curtain call.

Grandpa Mao has a good saying, with a flick of his fingers, it has been a hundred years. Life is a trance, and the words are really good, so sometimes I love Grandpa Mao not just because he is RMB.

"Master, it's time to get up and relax." Zhang Shou, who had just woken up from a dream of intuition, heard extremely soft words in his ears before he opened his eyes, and goosebumps fell all over his body, so he couldn't help but shake ......

"Hey, why are you on an errand? Why don't you hurry up and bring a new mattress, if the master freezes, I won't kill you all one by one! The voice screamed again after seeing the sheets wet.

"I'll fuck your uncle, shut up, I'm scared to death!" Zhang Shou jumped up from the bed and kicked in the face of the person who was busy working by the bed in a public uniform that was obviously a costume drama, if it weren't for your voice, Lao Tzu could be scared to pee? I haven't wet the bed for decades, and I can't help but be anxious for Zhang Shou, thinking that if he really has power, he will definitely kill this dead eunuch who speaks sharply first.

This kick was so strong, the dead eunuch actually rolled off the pedal, lying on the ground and kowtowing vigorously, hitting the slate with a bang, and he didn't dare to say a word.

Zhang Shou looked blinded, what kind of acting is this, acting is a bit serious, the blood foam is coming out here, whether it is real blood or fake blood, anyway, he can't stand it, so he has to wave his hand and say: "Okay, okay, don't disgust me, okay." ”

The goods in the eunuch uniform were not ambiguous, and they got up and came up with a flattering smile: "Prince, you are angry, are they all slaves, you should be careful, don't catch a cold, otherwise the slaves and maids over there will be no explanation." ”

Zhang Shoule is a powerful acting school, so he rushes to this acting skill, and he is sorry for Xiao Li Zi if he doesn't give an Oscar actor.

However, in the next second, he couldn't be happy anymore, because he found that even if he was standing on the bed, the actor in front of him was bent on his chest and waist, and he Zhang Shou was still barely on the same level as the actor. I can't accept it, when the rope was broken, he Zhang Shou was also a man of 1.8 meters, if he didn't think that he really had his hands and feet complete, he would have thought that he had been amputated.

"Mirror! Where's the mirror? Zhang Shou's voice couldn't help but tremble.

"The slave will take it for you, and you guys won't hurry up and lay out the master's mattress." The actor seemed to see Zhang Shou's somewhat pale face, hurriedly went to get the mirror, and after leaving, he didn't forget to scold the girls who gathered around.

Although these girls' ten fingers are as slender as green onions, and their breath is as fragrant as night incense, they can't calm Zhang Shou's trembling body.

After the mirror was brought, the corners of Zhang Shou's eyes couldn't help jumping, and then forcibly comforted himself, it was just acting, and it was understandable that there was a big bronze mirror.

However, in the next second, the old proverb that good is not good and bad is bad made Zhang Shou understand what is a disaster that cannot be avoided.

Looking at the figure of a child who was only eight or nine years old in the bronze mirror, Zhang Shou gritted his teeth, and scolded the deceitful bull-nosed old miscellaneous hair in his heart, didn't he say that he could escape the catastrophe by making a name? Then my heart was dark, and I sat on the bed and cried, which is not because adults are not firm, but because most of them are the feelings of nostalgia for the country that only adults can appreciate.

Zhang Shou didn't care if he cried like this, he was crying happily. But it frightened the eunuch actor and affected a few delicate girls. The eunuch saw the prince crying, panicked and didn't know what to do, while pinching the girls who he thought were clumsy, he came to Zhang Shou's side and comforted him softly.

Zhang Shou was crying here, and suddenly saw a man's head coming over, and the gentle voice would be better if it came from the woman's mouth, but at this time, it was only endless nausea. Needless to say, Zhang Shou, who was full of inexplicable sadness, stretched out his small hand that was a little smaller, and slapped it on the eunuch's face, but the man didn't hide, so he continued to speak softly, full of coaxing children's words, so Zhang Shou beat more energetically.

Beating has always been the best way to vent, Zhang Shou cried for ten minutes, which means that a certain eunuch was also pumped for ten minutes. Ten minutes later, Zhang Shou suddenly burst out laughing, laughing hysterically.

"Okay, good, you are good, old bullnose, thank you!" Zhang Shou, who came back to his senses, said in his mouth, although the rope was broken, it seemed that he was not dead, although he became a half-sized child, but he was exactly the same as when he was young, and his identity seemed to be a prince.

"Not bad!" Zhang Shou sighed. He quickly accepted this new identity, even if he didn't know where he was now, what year he lived, and what country he was the prince of, Zhang Shou still became happy.

Waving his hand to drive away the unknown eunuch who was beaten into a pig's head, Zhang Shou lay comfortably on the Nanmu bed, buried his body in the thick down, and suddenly felt comfortable.

Lying quietly for a while, Zhang Shou felt that there seemed to be something missing around him, and he couldn't sleep comfortably over and over.

I need to hold something!

At this time, Zhang Shou remembered that Fang had just surrounded his pretty girl. It seems to be good, a special feeling that does not belong to Zhang Shou himself appeared in his mind, why am I not such a person.

Hey, no matter. Let's talk about a girl first.

Soon, under the instruction of Zhang Shou, one of the most beautiful girls obediently climbed onto the Nanmu bed and got into Shou Ge'er's down quilt. And then...... Then he skillfully hugged Zhang Shou into his arms......

This is not right, Zhang Shou felt his current height melancholy, and then compared the length of his arm, hehe, it seems that it can only be like this.

I feel that the fragrant nephrite that surrounds me, although it is not as developed as a mature woman, it is also beginning to take shape, but on the whole, the girl is still a child, and she will look like a high school student in the 21st century.

It's not my fault, it's all the fault of the original owner of this body. Zhang Shou sighed wistfully, well, it's my fault. We are all small children, innocent children.

Get some sleep, and as soon as the day dawns, it will be clear.

Warm fragrant nephrite in his arms, uh, no, it is in the warm fragrant nephrite arms, Zhang Shou fell asleep in the new world.

If something can't be solved, then sleep, if it can't be solved, then two sleeps. - Nicholas. Mohism.

To be honest, Zhang Shou did not recover from the shadow of the crisp sound in Qinglong Gorge, so he slept very lightly this time, and fell asleep when the rooster was almost crowing. However, just after a rooster crow, I was handed over to the bed by the disgusting sound of last night.

"Prince, it's time to get up." The sound outside the window is not high, but it is just right.

Zhang Shou woke up involuntarily, and just wanted to scold his mother in his heart: "Don't be sorry, can't be sorry, Lao Tzu wants to break his sleep, bother me again, break your dog's legs!" ”

"It's not going to work. Prince, today is the first day of your study in the pavilion, and you can't be late. "The person outside the window has already entered the room and come to the bedside.

"Reading? Fart, Lao Tzu has been reading books for twenty years, and it is long enough! Zhang Shou closed his eyes and shouted, "Master, I'm a bachelor." ”

"Prince, don't embarrass the slave, that scholar Liu is not easy to mess with, he doesn't dare to do anything to you, but we slaves and maids must not be able to please good fruits to eat!"

This servant, a slave and maid, complaining and crying, really disgusted Zhang Shou, where is the mind to continue to sleep. Without saying a word, he jumped up and kicked the man in the face with a strong kick: "Are you fucking disgusting, a big man has to call himself a slave?" ”

"But the slave is not a man."